KAPIL SHARMA AND RAGINI KHANNA

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8/4/2024

Kapil sharma show

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00:00Don't you know that when someone comes to you, you should say hi to them?

00:05Hello.

00:06I said hi. Your English is so weak. Which school did you go to?

00:10Come on.

00:11Why are you getting a clean cue?

00:13I think you're forgetting something, Ragini.

00:15Hi, Kapil.

00:17Are you sure it was her?

00:19I'm forgetting something.

00:21I think you're forgetting something, Ragini.

00:23You're forgetting something.

00:25Lipstick is okay.

00:26Costume is fine. Hair is fine.

00:28I mean, I remember everything.

00:29Do one thing.

00:30Reduce your food intake and increase your salad intake.

00:35Okay.

00:36Eat some cucumber.

00:37Okay.

00:38It will give you some fiber.

00:39Do you girls know all this?

00:41The cucumber that grows in our area has fiber.

00:43Please.

00:45By the way, I'm thinking...

00:47You're forgetting something.

00:48Why am I giving you a cue? You're not getting it.

00:50Why aren't you studying prompter?

00:52I've never studied prompter before I was born.

00:55I don't study prompter.

00:58Yes, Manish.

00:59You can understand my feelings, brother.

01:03You don't know that a handsome man has come.

01:06Please praise him.

01:09Okay, fine.

01:10Send it directly to my face.

01:11How are you, Mr. Bedi?

01:12Hi, Kapil.

01:13Yes.

01:14Ladies and gentlemen,

01:16let's welcome the king of comedy, the best host Kapil Sharma.

01:27You didn't show me your leg. Very bad.

01:29Thank you, Ragini.

01:30Thank you for praising me.

01:31Let me tell my viewers that when an artist praises another artist in our industry,

01:36he is either a fan of the artist or he has written it in the script.

01:43And trust me, you read it very well, Ragini.

01:47Is English mind-blowing or not?

01:51Yeah.

01:53Even Mr. Obama says the same thing.

01:55Actually, my English is superb, like Superman.

01:57It comes from the public.

01:59Not everyone understands it.

02:00Anyway, it's okay.

02:01You started it as soon as you came here.

02:03I started it when I came to this world.

02:06Now, the attention is diverted.

02:09Especially, all the men present here at the award function.

02:12A good function is going on.

02:14When a beautiful girl enters, everyone's faces become like this.

02:18Our girl is looking good too.

02:19The one we have personally created here.

02:21I saw Ragini walking normally.

02:23Usually, she walks like this.

02:25But when she has to enter the award function,

02:27I don't know what happens to everyone.

02:28They pick up a lehenga and...

02:34You guys should have made her walk a little lower.

02:36Why do you make her wear long lehengas?

02:38Kapil, show me how to walk. I'll learn from you.

02:40Show me how to catwalk. Come on.

02:42Sorry, I can't do catwalk.

02:44Come on, guys. Give it up for Kapil.

02:47Thank you very much and get lost.

02:50You never know how to compliment a girl, right?

02:53Have you ever told anyone that you're hot or beautiful?

02:55I don't know how to say hot.

02:57Yesterday, I told a girl.

02:59She was a little weak in English like you.

03:00Oh.

03:01She was very low in English.

03:02I told her that yesterday, your temperature is very high.

03:06And she said, I'm normal.

03:07She got to know that I'm calling her hot.

03:10What can I do?

03:11Do you have any thoughts about me?

03:14Normally, you're 98, actually.

03:15But you maybe go behind the 101 degree, actually.

03:20Maybe, by the time the function is over,

03:22you'll become like a pizza.

03:24Somebody can make a pizza on your forehead.

03:26And you're just beautiful, man.

03:29Amazing.

03:30Thank you, Kapil.

03:31You seriously started complimenting me.

03:33I was just joking.

03:35Okay, so you're the one who's joking.

03:36Am I here to eat vada pav?

03:38She's going to do all the jokes now.

03:43As far as I know...

03:44People in India guess a lot.

03:46You're here to host.

03:48Yes, it's going on.

03:49Look at him.

03:50Okay, look at him.

03:51Is she your daughter?

03:53Huh?

03:54Why don't you get your wife married?

03:56Look at this married man.

03:58He's giving water to the baby on Diwali.

04:00And his wife...

04:01I've seen it.

04:02She takes care of the baby for a year or two.

04:03And then she puts the baby in her husband's lap.

04:05You're also involved in this conspiracy.

04:10Anyways, we were talking about guessing.

04:11In India, people guess a lot.

04:14There are a lot of clocks in the house.

04:16But still, we were thinking...

04:18It's 9.30.

04:19I think the Diyar party is over.

04:21I can hear people laughing.

04:22I think comedy nights with Kapil have started.

04:27When no one else promotes,

04:29we believe in promoting ourselves.

04:30Thank you so much for your love and support.

04:34I can guess that Kapil has a talent.

04:37But this talent doesn't work in one place.

04:40And that's in quiz shows.

04:41I love quiz shows, actually.

04:42My general knowledge is so solid.

04:44If I go to a quiz show, I'll win for sure.

04:46I promise you that.

04:48Okay, so I want to test your general knowledge.

04:50Yes.

04:51How many fights did you have in Panipat?

04:53Four.

04:55That's so bad.

04:56There were three fights in Panipat.

04:58When my uncle's wedding was held in Panipat,

05:00we had a fight after drinking.

05:01Who will count the fourth fight?

05:04It's always the bookworms.

05:06After that, it got bigger.

05:08After that, the vegetable vendors started selling on the streets.

05:10The police came and told them to remove it.

05:11After that, they fought again.

05:12I haven't told you about the fifth fight yet.

05:14The fights got bigger.

05:16Only an Aflatoon quiz anchor can handle a guest like you.

KAPIL SHARMA AND RAGINI KHANNA

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