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  • 8/2/2024
VADA PAV AUR_CHAI CARRYMINATI
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00:00Vada pav does not have calories, sir.
00:02Take vada pav.
00:03Zero calories.
00:04Call Abhishek.
00:05He'll bring it.
00:06So how are you guys?
00:07This...
00:08Do you see this?
00:09What is this?
00:10This is not vada pav.
00:11This is a fucking machine.
00:12This is Kalesh's trick.
00:13This is the key to save Bigg Boss.
00:15These days, there are photos of this in the bathroom.
00:17Food vloggers shake it after seeing it.
00:18And only one woman controls this super power.
00:21Vada pav girl.
00:22Sometimes her kids do this.
00:24Sometimes...
00:25I'm looking at the first stall.
00:26Go with vada pav.
00:27Don't cry.
00:28Complain.
00:29Don't cry with vada pav.
00:30Complimentary.
00:31I've been in depression for two days.
00:32I took sleeping pills.
00:33Didn't work.
00:34Got gas.
00:35Take your four vada pav.
00:36What are you doing?
00:37Take it.
00:38Don't say that.
00:39Sir, what am I doing?
00:40Tell me one thing.
00:41The kid is starving.
00:42But his sister's mic is on.
00:43Camera is on.
00:44It is more important to give footage.
00:45I mean, what a wonderful world.
00:46Whether pav is made or not.
00:47Whether vada is fried or not.
00:48Whether chutney is applied or not.
00:49Without vada pav...
00:50Garlic vada pav is not made.
00:51So come on.
00:52Let's put up an illegal stall on the road.
00:53Let's start without any bullshit.
00:54No, brother.
00:56No, brother.
00:57How do I pack four?
00:58I'm giving it in my hand.
00:59I'm giving the bag.
01:00Take this.
01:01This is the first stall.
01:02Whose customers
01:03give money with their heart.
01:04Don't cry, sister.
01:05It's nothing.
01:06We've been doing this for a long time.
01:07Come on, let's go.
01:08And what do customers get in return?
01:10Take it, pack it.
01:11Do one thing.
01:12If vada pav is made by us,
01:13then sit on the road.
01:14I'm doing this.
01:15Mother, I'll also open a stall
01:17as a separate typewriter.
01:19Look at this.
01:20Bigg Boss Roadside Edition.
01:21Because the mic is not coming off
01:22even in the midst of so many fights.
01:23And this...
01:24Who's slapping my chest?
01:25Bigg Boss Roadside Edition.
01:26Oh, sister.
01:27Stay away from women, brother.
01:28Stay away.
01:29When she kneads the dough,
01:30it becomes powder.
01:31Now, a normal vada pav
01:32comes for 10 to 20 rupees.
01:33But sister sells it for 50 rupees.
01:35Why?
01:36I have stitches in my mouth.
01:37Still, I'm standing.
01:38Hey, what is this?
01:39You have stitches in your mouth,
01:40but you're in pain while standing.
01:41Suck it, suck it.
01:42All sympathy, suck it.
01:43In the customer's plate,
01:44there's thick chutney.
01:45It becomes thin by crying.
01:46And then it hits suddenly.
01:48Sister, I came to eat vada pav.
01:50That's why vada pav costs 50 rupees.
01:52But sister thinks
01:53I'll become a millionaire
01:54by selling it for 50 rupees.
01:56How can someone be rich
01:57by selling overpriced things?
01:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:59Sister is poor.
02:00She's the poorest of the poor.
02:01Very poor.
02:02If you don't believe me,
02:03look at her condition.
02:08Sister's poor car.
02:09Sister's poor iPhone.
02:11Sister's poor clothes and purse.
02:13And she didn't buy all these poor things
02:14by selling vada pav.
02:15That's just a family business
02:16of cutting ass.
02:17You tell me one thing.
02:18You guys make my videos.
02:19They get views.
02:20They get paid by YouTube.
02:21What's the use of me?
02:22No matter what you do,
02:23you should have an attitude
02:24of a 5-star chef.
02:26But it's true.
02:27What's the use?
02:31Wow!
02:32Celebrity.
02:33She's taking a picture
02:34with a customer.
02:35She's taking a picture
02:36with a customer's dog.
02:37But...
02:38What's the use of me?
02:39What's the use of me?
02:40Ronaldo of vada pav.
02:41What else do you want?
02:42Should I make a YouTube channel
02:43in your name?
02:44There are thousands of hungry customers today.
02:45The most hungry person
02:46is sitting right here.
02:47On this road,
02:48a dog used to bark.
02:49In the future, a murderer...
02:50If you keep quiet for 2 minutes,
02:51she'll keep talking.
02:52Her husband is also upset.
02:53There are so many people today
02:54because of me.
02:55There's a crowd since morning.
02:56They didn't sell 2 vada pav.
02:57She went to the hospital.
02:59Her phone will be suspended.
03:00I swear on unemployed men,
03:01if I didn't earn money,
03:02I would have divorced her.
03:03Nowadays,
03:04whoever becomes an influencer,
03:05whether they put content or not,
03:06they always tell
03:07how much they've struggled.
03:08You used to get insulted.
03:09It used to rain.
03:10I saw myself
03:11begging for food.
03:13That's enough, idiot.
03:14Will you make me cry?
03:15I didn't cry
03:16after watching Bobby's animal.
03:17Now, look at this.
03:182 years ago,
03:19I had a very good
03:20job.
03:21I earn well even today.
03:22I was poor yesterday.
03:23I'm poor today.
03:24I never used the word poor.
03:25Didi's PR team
03:26is like Didi's hormones.
03:27Same mood, same story.
03:28So, in total,
03:29more than Didi,
03:30Tiger Shroff's beard has struggled more.
03:31More than Didi,
03:32Pune's builder's kids
03:33struggled more
03:34in writing essays.
03:35And more than Didi,
03:36Didi's customers
03:37struggle more
03:38when they have to
03:39sell vada pav for 50 rupees.
03:40I'm standing here
03:41only for you guys.
03:42Otherwise, I would have called
03:43and told you that I'm not coming.
03:44She's standing with 3 hands full
03:45of money.
03:46She's left them at the seam
03:47because customers
03:48are like hair.
03:49And if you don't like
03:50this attitude,
03:51it's written on Didi's cart
03:52that my life,
03:53my vada pav,
03:54eat or die.
03:55I'm not feeling well.
03:56I'm having trouble breathing.
03:57Oh, the cart people's
03:58Madhuri Dixit.
03:59Only if she stops talking
04:00will she be able to breathe.
04:01I swear,
04:02I can write a book on her.
04:03And on the first page,
04:04this line will be written.
04:05Didi finds her husband
04:06hot only when he's
04:07pulling the cart.
04:08Didi's customers
04:09instead of laughing,
04:10laugh.
04:11Didi's email id is
04:12nahidoongi.lodapav
04:13at the rate bakchodi.com
04:14Have you ever seen
04:15a buffalo and a camel
04:16fighting?
04:18Delhi's top entertainment
04:19is women's fun.
04:22Are you fighting
04:23or dancing?
04:29Whose hand is this
04:30that's perfectly
04:31censoring?
04:32I want a hand like this too.
04:33After the fight,
04:34the police came
04:35and filled Didi's cart.
04:39Vada pav girl,
04:40respect your feet.
04:41Who goes to the police
04:42cart?
04:43Arresting an ass
04:44shouldn't stop
04:45the followers.
04:46Now that you know
04:47that the cart
04:48is in danger,
04:49take out your cards.
04:50First is
04:51woman card.
04:56Whether the cart
04:57is legal or illegal,
04:58support it.
04:59Because she's a woman.
05:00She's a rising star
05:01of India.
05:02And you're a stupid guy.
05:03You're a two-bit prick.
05:04Didi's other card
05:05is
05:06family card.
05:12I made her cry.
05:13Mom!
05:17This is my mother.
05:18She's relaxing so much.
05:19She's sitting in front
05:20of her mom.
05:21What a luxury.
05:22And Didi is standing
05:23in front of her
05:24and taking selfies.
05:25What a labor.
05:26Now Didi's third card.
05:28This is the most common.
05:30Victim card.
05:32Where is it?
05:34Where is it?
05:35Guys, look at this.
05:36I have chudani on my navel.
05:38Heart patients are
05:39her customers
05:40who are eating so much cholesterol.
05:41Now just like every
05:42influencer,
05:43Didi also has a saying.
05:45Really?
05:46Do you see this phone?
05:47This is Infinix's
05:48GT20 Pro gaming phone.
05:49It has MediaTek
05:50Dimensity 8200
05:51ultimate processor.
05:52With this,
05:53you can play any game,
05:54PUBG or COD,
05:55on the highest setting.
05:56Its design is good
05:57and it looks like
05:58a gaming phone.
05:59And you can play
06:00games at 90 FPS.
06:01It has 144Hz refresh rate.
06:02It has a dedicated
06:03gaming display chip.
06:04So if you also
06:05want to become
06:06a badass gamer,
06:07then go to Flipkart
06:08and buy this.
06:09Now why am I
06:10integrating this phone?
06:11It's not for money.
06:12I just want to
06:13suck my boss's dick.
06:14Now wherever
06:15there is food,
06:16there are insects.
06:17I mean,
06:18food vloggers
06:19reach the stall
06:20and there is nothing
06:21to say.
06:22Chutney is
06:23number one.
06:24Chutiyapa is
06:25also number one.
06:26Views are also
06:27number one.
06:28Exams marks are
06:29also number one.
06:30And when you
06:31ask them to do
06:32something different,
06:33Fine.
06:34Fine?
06:35What fine?
06:36You will break
06:37before you
06:38grow up at this age.
06:39Big Boss
06:40OTT 3
06:41I want to
06:42see you
06:43till the end.
06:44Have you reached
06:45headquarters?
06:46Big Boss
06:47is their T20
06:48World Cup.
06:49You have to
06:50talk shit for years
06:51to get a call.
06:52I should also
06:53leave.
06:54What?
06:55I'm leaving?
06:56Did I make
06:57this video so
06:58that I can
06:59promote my
07:00Big Boss
07:01intro?
07:02Oh no.
07:03My dick.
07:04Now if you
07:05ignore the
07:06stall,
07:07it becomes
07:08a mess
07:09and one
07:10mess
07:11and
07:12one
07:13mess
07:14and
07:15one
07:16mess
07:17and
07:18one
07:19mess
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