Total DramaRama S01E22 Snots Landing

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A missing piece in Courtney's diorama gets stuck up Beth's nose, and Beth tries to get it out before Courtney notices.

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00:00Did you pull this all the way from home?

00:06Yes! Today's my show-and-tell day!

00:09Everyone knows that Courtney is the best show-er and teller.

00:13Last month she brought in a talking goat.

00:16Little known fact, goats scream when they're scared.

00:21Roar!

00:22Ah!

00:24Jerry, come back!

00:26That was a good one, Courtney!

00:28Okay, maybe it's more of a screaming goat than a talking one.

00:32I can't wait to see what she makes scream today.

00:35What is it? What is it? What is it?

00:38Oh, I can't show you yet. It'll spoil the surprise.

00:41Please, please, please, please, please, please!

00:44Well...

00:45Okay, this is my ultimate dream dollhouse.

00:50Ooh!

00:52I designed every piece of it myself, and my dad helped me build it.

00:56It took a year to make.

00:58It has everything I want my house to have when I grow up, even a crafting room.

01:04So you can spill glitter on the floor and no one will get mad?

01:07Exactly!

01:09There's an extra-wide chimney for Santa, and a cozy...

01:12Oh! Wait! Where's my couch?

01:16No, no, no, no, no! It can't be gone!

01:19Have you seen it?

01:20Uh-uh.

01:21Have you?

01:22Nope! Absolutely not!

01:23I need that couch, or I can't do my show and tell.

01:26It has to be perfect!

01:28I may have stuck it up my nose when she wasn't looking,

01:31and by may have, I mean I totally did.

01:34I know it was there when I left the house.

01:36It has to be here.

01:38Things don't just disappear.

01:40And sometimes, they do.

01:44Can't see me, can you? Because I'm invisible.

01:47Um...

01:49Don't worry, Courtney. We'll help you find it.

01:51Yeah!

01:54Not in the chip bag!

01:58Not in the sandbox!

02:01The couch is in the toilet!

02:03Not up here!

02:05I did make a new friend, though.

02:07I'm gonna call him Linty.

02:09Fly, Linty, fly!

02:12Izzy, you know that that bird is...

02:17So, no one found my couch?

02:20Uh-huh.

02:24Uh, hello? Anybody?

02:27What's up, brah?

02:29Welcome to the inside of Best Knows.

02:32They call me Fire Engine Red.

02:34Good to meet ya.

02:35How did you all get in here?

02:37We are the chosen ones, dude.

02:39Bask in the glory.

02:41She likes shoving things up her nose.

02:43That's how I got here.

02:44Wow!

02:45So you just sit around all day making stuff out of Giggle-Dough?

02:49Uh, yeah. This isn't Giggle-Dough.

02:54Don't cry, Courtney.

02:56It's still a cool house.

02:58I can't show my house if it's not complete.

03:01A home's not a home without a couch.

03:04And I was so excited for show-and-tell.

03:09Oh, poor Courtney.

03:11I wonder where her couch went.

03:13Well, I know what you're thinking, but it's not up my nose.

03:16Why did I even say that?

03:19Because it is.

03:20Her couch is up your nose?

03:23How did it end up there?

03:25I can't help it.

03:26I just really like putting things up my nose.

03:30Beth, you're going to have to stop putting things up your nose.

03:33You're running out of room up there.

03:36I can't stop.

03:37Can't you just, you know, pick it out?

03:40I've been trying to pick it out all morning, but I can't find it.

03:45Groovy house, man.

03:47It's where I used to live.

03:49Just looking at it makes me feel warm inside.

03:53What just happened?

03:55Nose picking.

03:56It's a thing people do.

03:58Best not to think about it.

04:00Have you tried blowing your nose?

04:02That's not a real thing.

04:04Try it.

04:05Keep your mouth hole closed and blow out of your nose holes.

04:12Ew.

04:13Oops.

04:14Wrong hole.

04:15I need to rearrange the furniture.

04:17No one will notice.

04:19No!

04:20No!

04:22It's not working.

04:24No matter how I style it, Mom and little Kate have nowhere to sit.

04:27Maybe I dropped it outside.

04:31At least she stopped crying.

04:33That's good, right?

04:39Wow.

04:40She really loves so and tell.

04:46Ah!

04:49Those darn teenagers are leaning on my car again.

04:52I'm coming, Betty!

04:54Ah!

04:55Da-da-da-da-da-da.

04:57Cause Courtney's gonna get you.

05:00I'm so glad I'm not you.

05:02Quick.

05:03You guys have to help me get her couch back.

05:05These were the smallest ones I could find.

05:08Here goes nothing.

05:11Oh, man.

05:13Something's got me.

05:15Hot dog!

05:16Hang on!

05:17Grab hold of my...

05:18Darn it!

05:19Why don't I have arms?

05:21Hey!

05:22I remember this hot dog.

05:24Yum!

05:25Owen, no.

05:27We need another idea.

05:28Fast!

05:29Okay.

05:30Let's get that couch.

05:34Nothing?

05:35Nothing.

05:36I feel kind of weird.

05:38Does my face look funny?

05:40No.

05:41No, not at all.

05:43Phew.

05:44That's a relief.

05:45Yeah.

05:46Let's go see if anyone else has an idea.

05:49I have one.

05:50It's called a neti pot.

05:52It's made for clearing out your nostrils.

05:58Okay.

05:59Pretty sure that's not what teapots are for.

06:01Duh.

06:02But it gives me a great idea.

06:05Give her, Owen!

06:08Okay.

06:16Great plan, Cody.

06:21You put all of your heart and soul into something,

06:25and then it just disappears.

06:27My dad and I worked on that house for a year.

06:30Yeah.

06:31That's really sad.

06:32Can I have my chair back now?

06:34I can see why you like this chair, Gwen.

06:36You shut out the world so you can just swim in a pool of your own misery.

06:41What's the point of anything?

06:46I don't like sharing my chair.

06:48You have to fix this.

06:50Guys, it's time we called in Chef.

06:57Chef?

06:58Hey, my Zen!

07:00I put Courtney's dream couch up my nose,

07:02but I didn't know it would make her all griefy,

07:04and I feel really bad,

07:05and I need help getting it out of my nose so she can do her show-and-tell.

07:09Okay, I know just what to do.

07:14Anything come out?

07:15Nothing.

07:16Well, we tried.

07:17Attention, kids!

07:19Show-and-tell will be in five minutes.

07:21Today we have Courtney presenting.

07:23I'm looking forward to this.

07:25That screaming goat was a hoot.

07:29Guess I better tell her the truth.

07:31Hey, Courtney.

07:32Are you getting ready for show-and-tell?

07:35Yes.

07:36But I thought you said you'd never be able to show up without all the furniture.

07:39I've decided that it's okay if my show-and-tell isn't perfect.

07:44So you're not mad anymore?

07:46Nope.

07:47My time in Gwen's egg chair gave me perspective.

07:50The show-and-tell must go on.

07:52Walk away.

07:54Walk away.

07:55Phew.

07:56Because I have something I need to tell you.

07:59I wouldn't do that.

08:01I stuck your couch up my nose.

08:03Wait, what?

08:04Why are you just standing there?

08:06Give it back!

08:07Should have listened.

08:08I've tried everything, but I can't get it out.

08:11Have you tried sneezing?

08:14We really should have thought of that.

08:19I filled this bucket with everything that makes people sneeze.

08:22Pepper, dander, pollen, perfume, spices, fizzy drinks, and cat fur.

08:26I just need a feather.

08:28We're coming up.

08:29Don't worry, Linty.

08:30This won't hurt a bit.

08:32Yeah, because...

08:33He's really got a lot of feathers.

08:35Whatever.

08:37Now, take a big sniff.

08:39This is for you, Courtney.

08:43I don't feel... feel...

08:45Wait.

08:48Hit the deck!

08:49She's gonna blow!

08:51Achoo!

08:56My silver dollar!

08:58My pee-wee ninja!

08:59My watch!

09:00My couch!

09:02And it's covered in boogers!

09:04But it's back.

09:06Thanks, Beth.

09:07Phew.

09:08I promise I will not stick anything else up my nose again for as long as I live.

09:13My dad carved this couch, and I painted it myself.

09:16MidMod is totally trending right now, which is why I went with the green paint.

09:23All by myself.

09:25Looks like somebody needs a hug.

09:27Hot dog!

09:32Ah!

09:33Still no arms.

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