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00:00Tonight, on 8 Out Of 10 Bats Does Countdown, O'Reilly.

00:05And conundrums, this is...

00:07LAUGHTER

00:08Er...

00:09I try...

00:10LAUGHTER

00:11No!

00:12What did you...?

00:14Sarah.

00:15LAUGHTER

00:16Could I have a go?

00:17APPLAUSE

00:18Wow.

00:19LAUGHTER

00:21Drawing your eye there, Rachel.

00:23LAUGHTER

00:25I joke...

00:26APPLAUSE

00:31I got the train, and as I was sitting there,

00:34the next stop, a little old lady got on.

00:36She put the case down and she'd find a place to sit next to me

00:39and she got her tablet out.

00:41Play on her audio book she'd been listening to.

00:43And she didn't realise that she hadn't actually plugged it in.

00:46And it was just at the moment where the girl got her hands

00:49grabbed behind her back, at the wrist,

00:51and she was bent over something.

00:53And she was listening to old granny porn.

00:55To give her the end of her cable and pass it on.

00:58To give her the end of her cable and pass it to her.

01:01LAUGHTER

01:04James.

01:05APPLAUSE

01:08N.

01:09Erm, and then...

01:10A.

01:11And then...

01:12S.

01:13And then...

01:14A vowel, please.

01:15U.

01:16Consonant.

01:17D.

01:18A consonant, please.

01:19And lastly, R.

01:21OK, and you've got some tubes in it.

01:23Apologies, Rosie.

01:24Oh, thank you.

01:25OK, Rosie, you're six.

01:27Sarah, you're seven.

01:28APPLAUSE

01:33Right, James, can we get...

01:35A hundred, please.

01:36..a really big one?

01:39LAUGHTER

01:41Five.

01:42Hang on, I've got one more shot, one more shot.

01:44One's good, one's good.

01:46LAUGHTER

01:49Ten.

01:50Yes.

01:51Five.

01:52Yeah.

01:53Five.

01:54Great.

01:55Seven.

01:56So your target is 634.

01:5834, Jo.

01:59600, seven, fives are 35,

02:02so 635, ten divided by five,

02:04any closer than 633 or 635?

02:06Yep.

02:07One away, well done.

02:08I get that in my head.

02:10LAUGHTER

02:12What?!

02:13Thanks, Jo.

02:14LAUGHTER

02:15Suddenly, I've got this.

02:17It's around about 630.

02:18640.

02:19Minus, er, seven.

02:21APPLAUSE

02:24You could have said 100 minus ten is 90,

02:27times it by seven for 630,

02:30and then add the two fives and take the six.

02:32Just noise.

02:33APPLAUSE

02:35Rosie, your turn to pick.

02:36Of course.

02:37W.

02:38T would be good.

02:39Vowel.

02:40Yes.

02:41N.

02:42A consonant.

02:43R.

02:44Consonant.

02:45LAUGHTER

02:46B.

02:47I've just written my name down.

02:48L.

02:49APPLAUSE

02:50Peter.

02:51I've got Peter.

02:53APPLAUSE

02:55Yeah.

02:56LAUGHTER

02:57Winces.

02:58Winces, yeah.

02:59Oh, no.

03:00Oh, yeah.

03:01Oh, shit!

03:02LAUGHTER

03:04Er, Jo, your six.

03:05APPLAUSE

03:06Wonderful, wonderful.

03:08APPLAUSE

03:09OK, at the end of that, Jo and Rosie have their...

03:11Big ones, please, Rachel.

03:13We're under the charts, guys.

03:15The target, easy, 236.

03:17Yeah!

03:18Well, that's... You think you've got it.

03:20Plus.

03:21Plus.

03:22Five.

03:23Yeah.

03:24LAUGHTER

03:25I think it's 105, Jo.

03:26Correct.

03:27LAUGHTER

03:28Ten.

03:29LAUGHTER

03:3025 and a one, Jo.

03:31Oh, and a 20.

03:32LAUGHTER

03:33No!

03:34A one, a white.

03:35One, a white.

03:36LAUGHTER

03:37APPLAUSE

03:38LAUGHTER

03:39APPLAUSE

03:40LAUGHTER

03:41APPLAUSE

03:42LAUGHTER

03:43LAUGHTER

03:44OK, Tom, you ready?

03:45LAUGHTER

03:46J.

03:47LAUGHTER

03:48No.

03:49N.

03:50No.

03:51N.

03:52No.

03:53Er...

03:54B.

03:55Go on.

03:56Oh!

03:57LAUGHTER

03:58A.

03:59LAUGHTER

04:00Er...

04:01O.

04:02LAUGHTER

04:03LAUGHTER

04:04Can you smell burnings?

04:06Cos that was the lightning round.

04:08Ten points to both teams.

04:09I believe.

04:10So, at the end of that, Jo and Rosie move them around

04:12and try and find where it is.

04:14LAUGHTER

04:15APPLAUSE

04:16A.

04:17G.

04:18N.

04:20Louder.

04:21C.

04:22A.

04:23I said loud!

04:24L.

04:25You're not trying hard enough.

04:26LAUGHTER

04:27R.

04:28Yeah, well done.

04:29S.

04:30OK, and your third...

04:31APPLAUSE

04:32APPLAUSE

04:33Rosie, you're made up seven.

04:35Where is the noun?

04:36Er, Jo, you're eight, you could save the day.

04:38Oh!

04:39Yeah!

04:40APPLAUSE

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