Bad Monkey S01

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7/26/2024

Bad Monkey S01 Promo Trailer HD - Bad Monkey Season 1

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00:00On a scale from one to ten, how screwed am I?

00:03A million.

00:04You don't think I'd understand a ten as bad?

00:08I'm suspended.

00:08I'm technically not even a detective anymore.

00:11They said I was consistently reckless, inappropriate, and glib.

00:14Why can't you just hide me on the desk in here or something?

00:16I wouldn't even be doing any real work.

00:18I'd just be checking the websites I like.

00:22You want your job back.

00:23I've got something that the sheriff wants you to drive to Miami.

00:26The arm? That's all they found?

00:28Nah, man, the head's in the passenger seat.

00:30If you're too grouchy to answer the question,

00:31just say I'm too grouchy to answer the question.

00:33You have to hit me with the head of the passenger seat.

00:36The widow, Aimee Stripling, reported her husband missing.

00:39She needs the arm to bury him.

00:41When did you learn Nick was missing?

00:42I was in Paris.

00:43It was a birthday present from him.

00:45So were these.

00:46Fancy.

00:46They were like ten grand.

00:48Why are we whispering?

00:49I don't know.

00:50What if this wasn't an accident?

00:52I'm telling you, she was trying very hard to cry.

00:55What are you doing?

00:55You're not a cop.

00:56Leave it alone.

00:59I can't get involved in this.

01:00You're the one that got me involved.

01:01You want to stop being polite and start getting real?

01:03Is that the intro to The Real World?

01:04In my defense, I thought you were too young to know that.

01:07Inspector Yancey, I have a few questions.

01:09What time is it?

01:10Just past bathrobe time, so you're still good.

01:12Okay.

01:13I want a lot of immunity.

01:15How about just a normal amount of immunity?

01:16No, it's gotta be a lot, a lot.

01:18They did a bad, bad thing.

01:20I have an ungod authority that Eve is in the Bahamas to grieve.

01:24I really need to find her.

01:25Go talk to the Dragon Queen.

01:29None of this is gonna go the way you want it to.

01:32They did a bad, bad thing.

01:33All right, I don't want that.

01:35You ever pray with all your heart?

01:36So who's this guy?

01:37He's a little older, talks way too much.

01:39This guy's as dirty as a sock on the highway.

01:42That's not a real expression.

01:43None of them are real expressions until someone says them, okay?

01:45So I'm a groundbreaker.

01:47And his ex-girlfriend is a criminal.

01:49I like her for you.

01:50They did a bad, bad thing.

01:51My gut is telling me that there's somebody who's keeping an eye on me

01:54because of what I know, but I really don't know what I know.

01:58You had a concussion.

02:00I'm fine.

02:01Please tell me you didn't drive here.

02:02I don't think I did.

02:06I have a plan.

02:06No, you don't.

02:07I'm gonna make a plan the second you leave.

02:11Your magic ain't working.

02:12All kinds of bad people getting in the water now.

02:18What did you do?

02:19I'm in a bit of a jam here.

02:20Dude, you're a murder suspect.

02:22Maybe it's even a pickle.

02:23On a scale from one to ten, how screwed am I?

02:26A million.

02:27You couldn't just say ten?

02:28You don't think I'd understand that ten is bad?

02:32Your place is a rat trap.

02:33Why didn't you get a cat?

02:34I have one right here.

02:35You have to buy a tiger.

02:36You can't get tigers in Florida, idiot.

02:38There was a documentary about it, dumbass.

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