• 5 months ago
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00:00I
00:25Party is over
00:30If you party people want to get this thing started, make some noise for this guy!
00:37The roof of my house!
00:39Lucky I landed in water
00:41My house is destroyed
00:43I can't believe my friends would do this to me
00:46Not only that, dare to roast me in my house without asking me first
00:49I can't believe this
00:51I would have come back with more comebacks if I knew it
00:54Wait, what are these things?
00:56Did the fire melt their faces off? Why are their faces here?
01:00Okay, I've got everyone's face
01:03Did they respawn?
01:05Oh my gosh!
01:06That was awesome! Let's keep this party-
01:08Wait, what happened to the party? And your house? What's going on?
01:11Guys, what happened? You partied in my house, you blew it out, you insulted my shirt
01:14I like my shirt!
01:16Did we really do that good?
01:18Wow, this thing's gone!
01:20I can't believe this
01:21Pierce, I said the party's over, can you please leave?
01:23But why?
01:24Why don't we go to the beach and get away?
01:26Yeah, I'd actually like to- wait, why are you saying it in such a threatening manner?
01:33I wasn't expecting that
01:35Okay, this isn't a sure thing
01:38But, what do these masks do?
01:40Maybe I could figure out-
01:43Wait a minute, I'm noise
01:45Oh, maybe I can use these masks to become anyone
01:49Let's see how they like to have jerk friends for once
01:52Oh, Pierce!
01:54Alrighty, let's show him a beach day
01:57Huh? Wait, are there-
01:59Oh! Pierce is building out a beach
02:01Now, let's see here
02:03Now it's a real beach party!
02:05But does he- wait, does he force it?
02:07Well, I can always force it!
02:10He can never have too much
02:12I gotta figure out what these emojis in my hot bar mean
02:14Pierce wants a beach party
02:16I wonder if he'll be able to survive it
02:18Sand, sand, sand, sand
02:20Hello! Hey buddy!
02:22Hey, hey, you made it!
02:24Yeah, sure did buddy!
02:26Noi, wait, what's going on?
02:28You act a little weird. You came for the party, right?
02:30Oh jeez, I kinda came for the party
02:32Noi? Hello? Anybody in there?
02:34You can't waste a beach party!
02:35Oh, I guess you can't hear me
02:36Well, I was doing my best annoying impression too
02:38Alright, well maybe these emojis have something to do with it
02:41Noi, say something already!
02:43That's what friends are for!
02:45Don't scare me like that, man
02:47Come on, I'll show you around
02:50I can save phrases in Noi's voice
02:52That's pretty cool
02:53So this is the cooler right here
02:55And this is the volleyball slash sandcastle bit
02:58What should we do first?
03:00Should we do volleyball? Should we do sandcastle?
03:02Whatever you think
03:03Oh, I get what you're saying
03:05We should do sandcastle volleyball!
03:07Alright, so you over there, I'll build a sandcastle over here
03:09You build a sandcastle over there
03:11And then we throw volleyballs at each other until we die
03:13They're so cute!
03:15Hey, you little cretins!
03:17You're supposed to be here, this is for athletes only!
03:19Get out of here, you stupid...
03:21Oh, okay, I think I've got this
03:23Over here and...
03:25Get him, show him who's boss!
03:27Hey, what are you doing over there?
03:29Our drinks are in there!
03:30What, you want to drink crab juice?
03:32Whatever you think
03:34Oh, yes I do! And you know what else I know?
03:36That actually looks super fun, I want to try it
03:40Alright, let's put some more of these in here
03:44I missed!
03:45This looks pretty fun, this little crab grab thing
03:47But I think I've got a new game
03:49It's called bobbing for crabs!
03:51Alright, you ready? Here, watch, I'll show you
03:53All you've got to do is line up on the cooler
03:55And you've just got to...
03:57Oh yeah, and then...
03:59Crab! Crab!
04:01What? I should have kind of expected this
04:03But it still works anyway!
04:05Oh, that's so funny
04:07Alright, let's see
04:09While he's busy, we can do one last little prank
04:11To get back at him
04:13Get these crabs off my face!
04:17No, I knew something about this!
04:21That's probably my fault
04:23What do you mean it's your fault?
04:25Hey, I need to be able to stand on it!
04:27Hey, what are you doing?
04:31That shows him for breaking the plumbing in my house
04:33And making a surf beach in my house
04:35Beach don't belong in house, beach belong on beach
04:39Time to go get revenge on others
04:41Alrighty, Kim
04:43You like roasts? Well, I got some beef with you
04:45You're going to have to call the fire department
04:47Once these sick burns drop
04:49There we go
04:51Casey, what do I have to say?
04:53Oh, that's so cute. Okay, voice lines I can use? Perfect
04:55Ahem
04:57Go away! Arita, the player you are trying to reach
04:59Is at home
05:01Please leave a message after the beep
05:03Okay, let's see
05:05Aw, that's not very nice
05:07Oh, wait, is that...
05:09Hey, it's just you! Oh, thank goodness
05:11What's that supposed to mean?
05:13Oh, I was just worried you were afk now
05:15I wouldn't be surprised if she were here for, you know, revenge or something
05:17Hmm
05:19You think she's prettier than me?
05:21Hey, shut up! You're not going to do anything!
05:23Casey!
05:25She's not prettier than you, okay?
05:27She's just smarter, deadlier, and better at Minecraft
05:29There, how's that?
05:31Whatever, did you need something?
05:33Aw, it's so cute
05:35What's cute?
05:37Aw, it's so cute
05:39Well, she's definitely not as smart as Aphmau
05:41Aw, it's so cute
05:43Okay, I get it, you think things are cute, but what exactly is cute?
05:45What? Huh? What is that?
05:47Hey, wait a second, hold on
05:49Hair
05:51Looks
05:53Like
05:55Oh, hey, hey!
05:57Is this your idea of cute?
05:59Oh, you know, I bet you're going to look really cute when you don't have any hair!
06:01Get over here!
06:03Aw, that's not very nice
06:05Looks like they're even attracted to each other
06:07Oh my gosh
06:09Oh, gotta get away
06:11What's this doing here?
06:13Huh?
06:15Kid buys all her potions online?
06:17What? Casey!
06:19You big liar!
06:21Now everyone's going to think I'm a faker!
06:23Oh, you know what? Move! I'm taking this down!
06:25Then I'm going to take you down!
06:27Hmm, I think I should be very careful, that slime might actually cause a bit of a...
06:29Board
06:31Ah! Got it!
06:33Alright, I think, uh...
06:35Oh
06:37Get this thing off me!
06:39Aw, it's so cute!
06:41So you think when I get out of here, I'm going to...
06:43Somebody help me!
06:45Alright, perfect
06:47Now, I've got the lines ready
06:49Let's go ahead and trick him a bit
06:51Where did he go?
06:53Where did he go?
06:55OMG!
06:57What was that?
06:59Kim?
07:01What's going on?
07:03What can I do you for?
07:05Huh?
07:07I think I know what you're trying to say
07:09Did Pierce fall down the well again?
07:11Is he in danger?
07:13What the heckie?
07:15Well, okay, what are you going to show me?
07:17It's a...
07:19My DJ booth!
07:21Thank you so much, Kim!
07:23I thought I lost this man!
07:25I was so scared to go back to Half Mouth's place
07:27I thought she was so mad at me
07:29Mama needs some violence!
07:31I should offer you that
07:33How could you do this to me?
07:35Oh, I got it!
07:37I can drop some sick beats for you!
07:39Here, I have a special set I made just for you
07:41Are you ready to be in a state of noise?
07:43Let's get this party started!
07:49Interesting
07:51I guess he's spawning in villages that want to party
07:53Alright, let's see
07:55If you want more music, make some noise!
07:57Oh, I get his name now
07:59Maybe I can make some noise of my own
08:01What do you think, Kim?
08:03Oh, there you go
08:05Okay, I can dig it
08:07I always need more cowbell
08:11Oh, golem!
08:13That's enough cowbell!
08:15Help!
08:17Help someone!
08:19Golem are my favorite kind!
08:21Okie dokie, who is next?
08:23Oh, maybe the disco ball Zane had
08:25Huh?
08:27Noise?
08:29Pierce, I need to talk to you!
08:31I made her a special music set
08:33She totally turned the audience against me
08:35and threw me out of my own show
08:37I'll take you out with party golem
08:39What are you hitting me for?
08:41Serves you right for trying to kill me with crabs
08:43I say good day, sir
08:45Pierce, wait
08:47I didn't do anything like that
08:49Wait a minute
08:51Something seems sus
08:53I've been beaten to hell with crabs and Zane
08:55Pierce, I think we need to figure something out
08:57Oh no, they might figure it out, they use their brain
08:59Oh, wait, let me check my inventory
09:01Hmm, let's see
09:03Do crabs like fish? Maybe I can try
09:05Hello? Creepy crabs?
09:07Creepy, crabby, creepy, crabby, crabby
09:09Oh, this is not working, wonderful
09:13Wait, oh!
09:15I don't know, I mean, I need to get my next set
09:17But they're sort of carrying me off
09:19I mean, just look at the distance
09:21Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
09:23You got a fish
09:25Oh, crabs, crabs, no, no, no
09:27No, no, no
09:29Crabs, not the crabs
09:31What's wrong? They're just little guys
09:33Oh, the little guys that pinch you
09:35Oh, don't worry boy
09:37Here to party
09:39Oh, they're dancing around
09:41Get them
09:43Come on, little guys
09:45It's time to party
09:47Ha ha
09:49That's cute
10:07Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute
10:09Oh, don't you run away
10:11Oh, boy
10:15I don't know where they came from, that's not what I planned
10:17I guess a fish best serve cold
10:21All right, Casey
10:23I heard you like to cook
10:25Well, guess who's going to cook you
10:27Gotta call the fire department again
10:29All right, let's use Pierce right now
10:31What phrases do I get?
10:33Let's see, I have no idea
10:35Okay, all right, let's see
10:39Pierce, what are you doing here?
10:41Oh, no, is F not mad?
10:43Do we need to hide?
10:45I'm very disappointed, sir
10:47Hey, that's a perfectly good cake
10:49I have no idea what that is
10:51You don't know what a cake is?
10:53Wait, oh, you don't know how to make a cake
10:55Well, why don't I show you
10:57Let's see
10:59All right, I feel the same way about cake
11:01Now, making cake is easy
11:03Let me see
11:05I'm making some sugar
11:07Oh, you can't forget about the sugar
11:09She's making a cake with a hopper
11:11Must be a modded cake
11:13Time to bake
11:15Okay
11:17All right, since she's such a good teacher
11:19Maybe I can teach her some manners
11:21All right, now you try
11:23Let's see, fish and
11:25There, that'll be perfect
11:27All right, what if I just add
11:29Everything else in between
11:33There we go, and
11:35Fish, potato, sugar, milk
11:37More fish
11:39All right, that's good, wait, no, that's disgusting
11:41Were you even listening?
11:43Pierce doesn't listen, at least it didn't say
11:45House on fire exploded and blew off the roof
11:47I'm not crying, it's sweat
11:49Workout sweat
11:51Well, it's fine, maybe it'll look better once we bake it
11:53So then you just have to bring it over here
11:55And then go
11:57Ta-da
11:59I am very disappointed, sir
12:01Fine, let's see you try then
12:03All right
12:05I have no idea what that is
12:07Were you even listening?
12:09You just opened the oven
12:11Hey, let me out of here
12:15What if I just
12:17Who's roasted now?
12:19Gotcha
12:21Why can't I move?
12:23Oh, I guess that's my cue to go
12:25Sorry, looks like Casey
12:27Got a just dessert
12:29Get me out of here
12:31Casey
12:33Casey
12:35I'm in here
12:37Casey
12:39Casey, we really gotta tell you something
12:41Casey, where is she?
12:43Oh, a cake
12:45Wait, no
12:47They ate the cake
12:49All right, mission's been successful so far
12:51Wait, what's this?
12:53Oh, is that Zane's disco ball?
12:55Explosion must have blown it over here
12:57Hmm, all right, bad enough
12:59They wrecked my house, but they had to litter
13:01All over the house, I can't believe this
13:03Littering is not cool
13:05Perfect, let's cover this up
13:07And then, oh, there we go
13:09Nice
13:11All right, let's see
13:13Put that there
13:15No more damage ever
13:17Are you sure you haven't seen Aph anywhere?
13:19Uh-oh, gotta get her, gotta get her
13:21She should have respawned by now
13:23Oh, Aphmau, silly me
13:25Let me just check into my pocket here
13:27No, of course I don't know where she is
13:29Zane, don't you dare sass me
13:31You're already on thin ice wrecking her house
13:33Disco ball, I make no apologies
13:35Are you serious?
13:37Ooh, they're fighting
13:39Listen, you can help me prove it by helping me find Aph
13:41You check her house and I'll look around the hub
13:43Unless you need me to egg you a little bit more
13:45Nope, all good, I'm gonna head on up over there
13:47That's what I thought
13:49All right, if Zane's looking for me, maybe I can help him find me
13:51I was just looking for him
13:53All righty, let's see
13:55They're going to my house
13:57Oh no, it's so much worse than I thought it was
13:59Oh my gosh
14:01I can't believe this
14:03Maybe I shouldn't prank him after all
14:05What did they do to you?
14:07Don't worry, one day you will sparkle again
14:09What? I can't believe this
14:11He cares more about a disco ball than me
14:13Wait a minute, let's see
14:15Since Aaron was involved before
14:17Let's make him involved again
14:19All right, let's see
14:21You doofus, you're doing it all wrong
14:23Can't you see I'm grieving here?
14:25Wait, hang on, I thought you told me to
14:27Doofus, you're doing it all wrong
14:29Jeez, get some new insults already
14:31Besides, you're the one who told me to come here in the first place
14:33I'm not too sure about that one
14:35What am I supposed to be doing then, huh?
14:41Seriously, I just came from there
14:43Make up your mind already
14:45That's awesome, babe
14:47I am not joking
14:49Fine, you know what, I'm just going to go this way
14:51And you do whatever
14:53All right, let's grab this right here
14:55And move it over there
14:57All right, just gotta get him to follow me
14:59Let's see
15:01That's awesome, babe
15:03Hey, my disco ball
15:05You doofus, you're doing it all wrong
15:07What am I doing wrong here?
15:09All right, let's see
15:11Give me that, where are you?
15:13Ow
15:15All right, perfect
15:17You doofus, you're doing it all wrong
15:19I was following you
15:21Hey, on the bright side, I did get my disco ball back
15:23I was looking for it, and now it's all back together
15:25And now to get you out of there
15:29Bye-bye
15:33You're welcome, babe
15:35Aaron isn't answering the door
15:37Don't see him inside or anything, where could he be?
15:39I want to talk to him and see what his involvement
15:41Oh, wait a minute
15:43Is he actually rebuilding my house?
15:45Oh, he does care
15:47I guess I'll take it a little easy on him then
15:49All right, time to do Zane outfit
15:51There we go, perfect
15:53All right, I got some phrases
15:55Let's see how this goes
15:59How about this one starts
16:01How is this possible?
16:05Zane, now you're going to lie and say you didn't have anything to do with this?
16:09This doesn't make any sense
16:11Of course it does, wouldn't you forget what happened, you idiot?
16:13You know what? I can't
16:15If you don't remember, maybe you can build this on your own
16:19These blocks, there we go
16:21I just can't even
16:23Zane, are you inept?
16:25Do you really think those blocks go there?
16:27It's alive!
16:29What are you talking about? Why would you put that there?
16:31Is this how you build your dumb houses?
16:33I just can't
16:35Dude, if you're just going to make it worse, then I...
16:37There we go
16:39The bell, really, the bell?
16:41It's alive!
16:43You want to know what's not going to be alive?
16:45You, after I'm done with you, you're going to be dead
16:47Let's see you do it then, Mr. Smarty Pants
16:49Oh, oh my god
16:51That's what I was doing right from the get-go
16:53But now you've added your stupid bells and crafting tables
16:55That's it, I just can't
16:57It's alive!
16:59You know what? I'm just going to un-alive your entire build, Zane
17:01I don't want to hear a peep from you
17:03Get rid of this
17:05I think I've pushed him long enough
17:07Time for the big reveal
17:09Let's see, take off the mask
17:11There we go, perfect
17:13Alright, let's see
17:15Time for the grand finale
17:17Oh, my house!
17:19Oh my gosh!
17:21What did you do?
17:23Where have you been?
17:25This was all Zane!
17:27Remember with his disco ball and all that stupid nonsense?
17:29Wait a minute, where did he even go?
17:31Oh, where did Zane go?
17:33Zane, you idiot, get out of here
17:35I think I've seen enough
17:37Aaron, you wanted a murder mystery party
17:39You joined a murder mystery party, I cannot believe this
17:41You became a house murderer
17:43There's so much evidence around me
17:45Zane, where are you?
17:47Zane!
17:49Zane!
17:51Zane!
17:53Zane!
17:55Zane!
17:57Zane!
17:59Zane!
18:01Zane!
18:03Zane!
18:05Zane!
18:07Zane!
18:09Zane!
18:11Zane!