008 Shocking Pink (May 13, 1965)

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00:30Good day, sir. I see you're relaxing, taking it easy, no cares, no concerns.

00:45It doesn't bother you that you're wasting time, accomplishing absolutely nothing,

00:51that others are getting things done, doing something with their spare time while you waste it.

00:58But I guess you have the right to be lazy and shiftless, if you want to.

01:09Well, I see you have managed something. You've managed to change locale.

01:15But after all, it is your time to do with as you please.

01:19Now suppose, for example, you went down to the basement and dug up a few tools and boards.

01:25I'll bet a cookie you could build something very useful.

02:25Oh, a power saw, eh? That makes sense. Know how to operate one?

02:55Sir, you gave up? Let a little thing like that defeat you?

03:18Rather just waste time, eh? There's always something to do around the house.

03:23Take that leaky faucet in the shower, for example.

03:27Anyone can fix those things with just a simple adjustment.

03:32Who wants to pay seven and a half dollars an hour for a plumber?

03:53I guess you're right. Let somebody do it who knows how.

04:04Seven and a half dollars an hour? Oh, that's a lot of money. Portal to portal, no less.

04:13The trouble might be that it's clogged.

04:20Tape? How are you going to fix a faucet with tape? This I'd like to see.

04:45My word, what a temper.

04:55Now you can relax and watch the ball game, right?

05:26Well, I guess we've got to bring up the old mop, eh? What?

05:44How about that light? Oh, it's probably just the light bulb itself.

05:50All we have to do now is replace the bulb. Simple. What?

06:04What are you looking in that old trunk for? You don't expect to find a light bulb in there, do you?

06:10Oh, a blunderbuss. You collect firearms, do you?

06:15Yes, marvellous, Harvey. Gang hunting. Squirrels, maybe.

06:21You know, of course, it's against the law to fire guns in the city.

06:25I'd better be moving. It's getting late. Now see here, I wouldn't do that if I were you.

06:30You'll never get away with it!

06:45You'll never get away with it!