The Kapil Sharma Show - Kapil को हो गया Jennifer से Beyhadh प्यार! | Ladies Vs Kapil Duration: 00:15:20
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00:08Siddhu, it works. It works.
00:12Hi, Vishal.
00:13I'm sorry.
00:14We have met after so many days.
00:16Sorry, I didn't recognize you.
00:21Why?
00:21It's not like that.
00:23How will you recognize me? Even Shahrukh Khan doesn't recognize me.
00:27Even Mr. Modi doesn't recognize me.
00:28How will you recognize me?
00:30Let me introduce myself.
00:31I'm Bumper from 50-50 Hospital.
00:34So, tell me. What's your problem?
00:36I don't have any problem, boss.
00:38I just came to ask for the address.
00:39Oh! This is a very dangerous disease.
00:42Look, you'll ask for the address from a beautiful girl.
00:50Then you'll call that girl to that address.
00:55Then you'll convince her.
00:57Now, you tell me.
00:59What's the problem if it's not a disease?
01:01There's no beautiful girl here.
01:05Okay. Okay. Okay.
01:06So, this is the problem.
01:07Oh! You can't see properly.
01:11A beautiful girl is standing in front of you.
01:13You can't see properly.
01:15It's okay.
01:16Sit down. I'll treat you.
01:17Come here. Come here. Sit down.
01:20Sit down.
01:21Now, look into my ocean-like eyes.
01:34This is called a beautiful girl.
01:36What's going on here?
01:37What's going on here is between a young boy and a beautiful girl.
01:42How did you think that you're beautiful?
01:45I thought like this.
01:50I think like this.
01:53Please go inside.
01:54This patient is being treated very seriously.
01:56Excuse me, please.
01:57You keep quiet.
01:58I'll treat him.
02:00I know him since long.
02:02Hi. Hi. Hi.
02:04You know him since long. So, you'll treat him.
02:06Yes.
02:06By the way, his mother knows him since long.
02:09So, can the mother treat him?
02:14What are you doing this evening?
02:16I'm going on a date with a beautiful girl this evening.
02:19Excuse me.
02:21Oh! Thank you so much.
02:24Come on, let's go.
02:25You get lost.
02:33Who is scolding Bumpit?
02:35I'm scolding him.
02:37Then you should punch him.
02:42What's the use of scolding him?
02:43You should slap him.
02:45Why are you sitting here?
02:46Get up!
02:49She's making a mistake.
02:50She's the beautiful girl, right?
02:52Get up!
02:57The patient of bed number three has cut the shalgam.
02:59Go and apply the tadka.
03:02Get out!
03:03I love shalgam.
03:08Thank you.
03:10My pleasure.
03:20Why are you standing here? Go inside and get up.
03:24You just said that you want to listen.
03:26That's why she didn't come.
03:29Listen!
03:32Shalgam is applying the tadka on the bumpit.
03:35You go and serve him.
03:39Dr. Mishir Gulati. Hello.
03:41Hello, nice to meet you.
03:44Dr. Mishir Gulati.
03:46H-D-A-P-H.
03:47What does H-D-A-P-H mean?
03:50Our heart is with you.
03:54He's saying something.
03:55As a doctor, I would like to test your trust.
04:00Okay.
04:01Please come here.
04:09Did you smoke?
04:11This is what's going on.
04:13She's the one who's on fire.
04:15She's the one who's on fire.
04:19Stand here.
04:21Show me your ring.
04:23You will go to the operation theatre with me.
04:26She's not going anywhere.
04:27We're going to watch a movie.
04:28She's not going anywhere.
04:29Come on, let's go.
04:30She's not going anywhere. You'll stay here.
04:32Oh, God!
04:33You don't trust me.
04:35You failed in the trust test.
04:40Hold on, do you have anything with you?
04:42Excuse me.
04:45Ouch!
05:00Come.
05:07You guys left the cast of this show out.
05:09How dare you?
05:10And the girls here were teasing me. I don't know why.
05:13Don't trust the girls here.
05:14They have a pack of toffee with chewing gum.
05:16You guys..
05:17You guys are so bad. I don't know who the girls are.
05:21I watched the trailer.
05:22It's such an amazing trailer.
05:24And there's such a lover who loves her.
05:28In this, she shows her hand to a sage
05:30and asks him how her future will be.
05:32And the sage says that her future is not good.
05:34So, she burns their house down.
05:36I mean..
05:37So, if the sage says that your future is good
05:38you would have bought a new flat for him.
05:40Absolutely.
05:41Look, it's true.
05:43You go to someone with so much hope
05:46that you ask the sage to tell you
05:47the way Kushal took you there
05:49that how will your marriage be.
05:51Your marriage won't be good.
05:52Does anyone say that?
05:53Just lie to me.
05:55Actually..
05:55If he had said good, I would have built a palace for him.
05:58But if he said bad, I burnt his house down.
06:01I have never met such a lover.
06:03Yes.
06:06Nothing is better than the limit, Kabir.
06:08I think it should be more than the limit.
06:10Because..
06:12If nothing is better than the limit..
06:14I have heard that you have become a photographer.
06:16Absolutely.
06:17Nowadays, everyone takes a selfie with their hand.
06:19Do you think that you have lost your profession?
06:20That's why..
06:22That's why I have done it.
06:23My work is being done by the world.
06:25I will sit and enjoy.
06:26He is my intern in the office.
06:29Okay.
06:29He does everything except work.
06:33And he is a smart guy.
06:34He is a charmer.
06:35And he traps all the girls with his words.
06:38Okay.
06:39How does Maya get trapped?
06:40And how does my friend, Sanjh get trapped?
06:42She is trapped.
06:43Our show is starting.
06:45Okay.
06:45Monday to Friday, 9 o'clock on Sony TV.
06:49I wish you all the very best, young lady.
06:52Thank you.
06:52All the guys are witty.
06:53The show will definitely hit.
06:54Awesome. Thank you so much.
06:56Okay.
06:57That means a lot.
06:58Thank you so much, Jennifer, Krishal and Aneri.
07:00Wish you all the best.
07:02Bye-bye. See you.
07:04Bye-bye. Thank you so much.
07:05Thank you, Jennifer.
07:06Take care.
07:11Mirza is a love story in which Mirza's would-be brother-in-law
07:16Sahiba's brother
07:17didn't want Mirza to meet Sahiba.
07:20So this film is based on that.
07:22And how their love story
07:24develops and both have to give up their lives for their love.
07:28Okay, Shankar sir, we have heard that your personal Sahiba, our sister-in-law
07:32I have heard that her brothers also don't let you meet her.
07:36I have heard it somewhere.
07:38Is it true, sir?
07:40We have heard almost Mirza Sahiba's story.
07:46Only thing, the ending is not like that.
07:49Touchwood.
07:49Touchwood.
07:51Actually, we were childhood sweethearts.
07:53She was in 8th standard and I was in 11th.
07:56Okay.
07:56Since then our love story started.
07:59And..
08:00Sir, great music directors like you
08:03say that they have been interested in music since childhood.
08:06You mean, since childhood..
08:07Since childhood..
08:10He is lying.
08:13Since childhood, she was not interested in music.
08:15She was interested in music.
08:17That's why her name is Sangeeta, sir.
08:21So you are hiding your romantic side in the name of music.
08:25It's a big thing.
08:26It's like a sea.
08:27It's said that in an artist, even the sea of love is filled in you.
08:3111th standard, sir.
08:32Very good. I really appreciate it.
08:35Sir, have you ever had such a love affair?
08:39Have you ever had such a love affair in your childhood?
08:41I mean, I had..
08:44His hair fell down.
08:46He was so tensed that his hair fell down.
08:48I mean, you had such a love affair in your childhood.
08:51It so happened that you are not able to speak now.
08:52What happened?
08:59You know, Shankar sir was an engineer.
09:01And Ahsan sir was in Los Angeles..
09:03He went to study music.
09:04He went to study music.
09:05Lawyer sir used to work in Delhi.
09:08So, sir, how did you meet each other?
09:09Because of Mukul Anand.
09:11Because I used to do ad films for him.
09:14One day, he called me alone.
09:16He said that he has to talk to me in his office.
09:17So I thought that there will be a meeting for an ad film.
09:20So he came and said that he is making a film.
09:22And I want you to do a song for it.
09:25Sir, see, I used to work with both of them.
09:27Yes.
09:27All three of them were together.
09:28So he said that I can join as many people as I want.
09:30But do a song for it.
09:32So we were doing a song from the trial.
09:34So we composed something.
09:35And on the day of the trial, the producers came.
09:38And see, Mukul Anand was asking..
09:41Who are the music directors?
09:42See, all three of them are the music directors.
09:44Okay, okay.
09:45They are not coming to play the dholak section.
09:49Okay.
09:49See, all three of them will do the program.
09:52Okay, okay.
09:53So then, the violin section is coming.
09:56They are not calling them.
09:58See, all three of them are the violin section.
10:02So then, who are the arrangers?
10:04All three of them are the arrangers.
10:07So, who is going to sing the song?
10:09They are standing in the middle.
10:10All three of them.
10:12So they thought that this song is going to be a super duper flop.
10:16Okay.
10:17So when they came back in the evening..
10:18..they heard the song, it was a song called Chandni.
10:20They heard that song and said that we want you to do the whole film.
10:24Wow.
10:24With just one coincidence, it became a career.
10:27We were never.. There was never a plan.
10:29I think fate and God pushed us in this direction to be together.
10:34So, Shankar sir, we are making a program called City Cable.
10:37Since you have come, we will..
10:41Please set up the set up quickly.
10:50So ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our program, City Cable.
10:54So, today's topic of our debate is..
10:57..that are Hindi films' songs meaningful or meaningless?
11:00Are Hindi films' songs meaningful or meaningless?
11:04So, in this topic, we have some meaningful people..
11:08..and some meaningless people with us to discuss.
11:12So, among the meaningful people, we have..
11:14..Shankar Ehsaan and Lawye sir from Mumbai.
11:18And among the meaningless people, we have..
11:21..a woman who eats 80 meals without any reason.
11:25And a man who roams around with a woman without any reason.
11:31Hey, I am not a meaningless woman.
11:34This is how I run my family. Got it?
11:40I am talking.
11:44Mr. Rona, how did you get into the walking debate?
11:47Who gets into the walking debate and who gets into the standing debate?
11:50Mr. Dhiru, yesterday, I held this man's shirt..
11:55..and almost wiped his nose, but he still came.
11:58Oh, my God! Shankar Ehsaan and Lawye sir are here.
12:01I am a big fan of yours. I feel that..
12:03..all the songs that you make..
12:05..are based on my drinking habits.
12:07Your song, Man Magan Magan Magan..
12:10..I liked it so much. I was drinking the whole day.
12:13I don't know what happened. I don't know if I am drunk because of the song..
12:16..or because of the alcohol.
12:18I liked it a lot. It was very nice.
12:21A few days ago, Mr. Ganpati came. Today, Mr. Shankar has come.
12:23I liked it a lot.
12:25Oh, my God!
12:27Come on, start now. Start now.
12:28Yes, yes. Please sit, Mr. Rona.
12:30It has already started. What do you want me to do?
12:32Then finish it.
12:36So, let's start the discussion on our debate.
12:39You start the discussion. I have a lot of discussions.
12:43You tell me. What problem do you have with the songs of Hindi cinema?
12:46Mr. Dhiru, I had a big problem with that song earlier.
12:49It goes like this.
12:52I didn't like it at all.
12:54But ever since I have seen this man's face..
12:56..I have started to like that song.
12:59He is singing a song.
13:01Yes, I do the same thing on your face.
13:06Mr. Dhiru, why are you getting angry?
13:07I am not angry at all. I have confidence in you.
13:09You can do the same thing anywhere.
13:15You and him. You can do it anywhere.
13:17Yes..
13:22You can talk with a little control over your face.
13:24Control your face. You are going out of the TV.
13:29No, I won't go. I have tied my face with my shoulders.
13:32Nothing will happen.
13:33Please don't get angry with the topic. Please.
13:36Stay on the topic.
13:37Mr. Shankar, I would like to ask you.
13:39There are some songs in Hindi films..
13:41..that say, why am I like this? Why am I like this?
13:44I am like this. I am like that.
13:46What kind of songs are these?
13:47Go and ask your father.
13:54My dear guest.
13:55Listen to me, sir.
13:56I will tell you..
13:57Mr. Arora, please.
13:58Please, this is a debate.
13:59He is calling me sir.
14:01It feels as if he has a worm in his mouth.
14:04If you had used such a heavy Urdu word..
14:07..if you had got a word stuck in your mouth..
14:09..you would have suffocated.
14:10Who would have been responsible?
14:11Please, Mr. Arora. Please.
14:13Yes, sir.
14:14I would like to ask you..
14:16..are all the songs in Hindi films..
14:20..real?
14:21Like, this song is about doing prayers.
14:23I have already said that I will do prayers.
14:25But no one does it.
14:27There are some songs..
14:28Yes.
14:29..that are made based on the situation of the film.
14:31Like us.
14:33And some songs..
14:35..become item songs.
14:37Like this.
14:38Yes.
14:42Do it. I have already said it.
14:44Come. Come.
14:45Come. Come.
14:46You are wrong.
14:47You.. Please, Mr. Arora.
14:49Why do you get confused?
14:51There are two things in the rain.
14:52One is that frogs come out.
14:54And the other is that such kids are there.