Laxatives in Lunchboxes & 'Bird Poo' Blamed for Cannabis Plants

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00:00Can Flavor Flav save a sinking ship with a seafood feast, bird poo turning flower beds

00:06into a high society garden, and laxatives in lunchboxes for sweet, messy revenge?

00:14All this and more tonight on 6SAT Society.

00:24Welcome to 6SAT Society where we dive deep into the weirdest and wildest stories from

00:29around the globe.

00:30First up, a move that feels straight out of a surrealist comedy.

00:35Flavor Flav is throwing a lifeline to Red Lobster.

00:40This iconic seafood chain, currently drowning in Chapter 11 bankruptcy, has decided that

00:46the best way to stay afloat is by launching Flavor Flav's Faves.

00:55Let's break down this Hail Mary pass of a menu item.

00:59A Maine Lobster Tail, Snow Crab Legs, Garlic Shrimp Scampi, Bacon Mac and Cheese, and your

01:08choice of a side.

01:11This isn't just a meal, it's a last supper for your taste buds if you live through the

01:15meal.

01:16Now if you've ever wondered what rock bottom looks like for a restaurant, it's when they

01:21have to rely on an 80's rapper to bail them out.

01:26Can you imagine the boardroom meeting?

01:29We need to save the company.

01:31How about we get the guy with the giant clock from the 80's to endorse our food?

01:38That's where we're at folks.

01:39And to add to the absurdity, this meal isn't even on the printed menu.

01:44You have to ask your server for it like it's some kind of a seafood speakeasy like, psst,

01:49can I get the Flavor Flav special?

01:53It's like they're ashamed to admit they're betting their future on a man whose most famous

01:58contribution to society is shouting yeah boy into a microphone.

02:06You gotta get to Red Lobster and give it a try because this signature meal is hype boy.

02:12Okay, alright, that's what he says?

02:15He's still using hype?

02:17See that's another problem.

02:18Is this Red Lobster's core audience, Flavor Flav's people?

02:23Because he's like 70, isn't he?

02:26He's up there.

02:28He's in his late 60's.

02:30And I'm not trying to diss Flavor Flav.

02:31I met Flavor Flav once in LA at a party.

02:34I was sitting in a booth with him, hanging out with Elijah Dushku and her dog.

02:40Amy Balsam, thanks for that, I had a great time that night.

02:43It was like a post-Grammys award thing.

02:46He's a nice dude, but he fell asleep in the booth.

02:49I'm like, just go home.

02:51Flav's love of Red Lobster came to light on June 3rd when he posted a photo of himself

02:55surrounded by every seafood item on the menu.

03:00And get this, he wasn't just showing off.

03:02He actually ordered everything to save the Cheddar Bay Biscuits.

03:07That's right, while some people rescue stray dogs or volunteer at soup kitchens.

03:12Flavor Flav's act of charity is single-handedly trying to save a chain restaurant's most favorite

03:18carb bomb.

03:20The irony here is thicker than the melted butter he's dipping his lobster in.

03:24But hey, if it works, maybe next week we'll see Snoop Dogg launching a line of gourmet

03:30hot dogs to save Nathan's Famous.

03:33In his own words, you gotta get the Red Lobster and give it a try because this signature meal

03:39is hype boy.

03:41Ah, the culinary endorsement of our times, easily.

03:44Why not just buy the recipe from them?

03:48Problem solved, right?

03:49I get it, I get it, but it's just a biscuit.

03:52When you say that, in England, they serve french fries at KFC.

03:57So I live over here, I can't even get the biscuit.

04:00I don't even want the KFC.

04:02Sometimes you just want that southern, that biscuit, right?

04:07We went to Barbados, and they have KFC, and I'm like, oh, they use dollars here, I bet

04:12you they got biscuits.

04:13I walked a mile, the island's only like, what, three miles?

04:16I walked a mile, go to KFC, they had the biscuits, it was a Christmas gift from the KFC gods.

04:25I don't even know where I'm going with this, but this will all be deleted.

04:30The biscuits were horrible.

04:32They were hard as rocks, and it was just not good.

04:34My wife named our son after her first love, and hid the truth for five years.

04:40No, we're, no.

04:42Next story.

04:43Oh, moving on to greener pastures, or rather, greener flowerbeds, residents of Ride Isle

04:50of White recently discovered two cannabis plants growing amongst their council-managed

04:56floral display.

04:58The suspected source?

05:00Bird poo.

05:01Yeah, bird poo.

05:03Our feathered friends might be the new drug mules, spreading kush one dropping at a time.

05:10The flowerbeds, initially planted by the charity Halen's Farm, turned into an impromptu botanical

05:16drug experiment.

05:18Locals were left in stitches when plant recognition technology identified the mystery shrubs as

05:24marijuana.

05:26Marijuana!

05:29Imagine strolling past your local supermarket and seeing a palm-leafed plant that promises

05:36more than just oxygen.

05:38One of the residents said it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen all week.

05:43All week?

05:44They live a crazy life.

05:45We need to get them on the show.

05:47Honestly, with the state of the world, accidental weed gardens might be the comic relief we

05:53all need.

05:54Halen's Farm, which helps those with learning disabilities, speculated that the plants either

06:02came from a local prankster or, hilariously, from bird poo.

06:07Just picture it.

06:08Pigeons as the unintentional Johnny Appleseeds of the weed world.

06:13Local residents said no need to remove them, they'll be gone by the morning.

06:17How many people are walking around town right now?

06:20Midtown Council has been approached for comment, but let's be honest, they're probably too

06:24busy trying to figure out how to turn this into a tourist opportunity.

06:29Come for the floral displays, stay for the contact hive.

06:32It's not the first time birds have played a role in spreading cannabis.

06:36Back in 2015, a man found weed growing amongst his petunias, also believed to have sprouted

06:42from bird droppings.

06:43At this rate, we'll need to start drug testing our garden birds.

06:47One online commenter suggested councils allow tenants to smoke weed in their estates and

06:54in their housing, so why not just let them grow it as well.

06:59Solid argument for anyone looking to greenify their neighborhood in more ways than one.

07:04I don't know.

07:05Who knows.

07:06But we'll say it was the birds.

07:07And I'm not promoting the...

07:09Use whatever you want to use.

07:11Delete that.

07:12Delete it.

07:13Next story.

07:14My dog walked in wearing mother-in-law's dentures.

07:17I couldn't stop laughing.

07:19I wanted to do this one, but there was no picture of the dog.

07:23In this day and age, this is like when you go and you see the people at the Miami mall

07:27and they're like, there are 20-foot aliens and all the footage looks like they got iPhone

07:323s.

07:33I'm not going to do it.

07:34There's no picture.

07:35Anyway, next story.

07:36Now, for the piece de resistance, a story that proves revenge is a dish best served

07:44with laxatives.

07:45In an office saga worthy of a sitcom, one man's lunch was repeatedly stolen by a shameless

07:51coworker.

07:52After 12 complaints to HR fell on deaf ears, he turned to his doctor for advice.

07:58That's what you do, right?

07:59The solution?

08:00A prescription-grade laxative mixed into his lunch.

08:05Wow.

08:06The next time the thief struck, they got more than they bargained for.

08:10About an hour after lunch, our protagonist approached HR to report his stolen lunch and

08:16medication.

08:18The thief, found in the bathroom regretting every life decision, accused him of poisoning

08:24the food.

08:25HR's reaction was priceless.

08:27So, you got hit by the lunch thief again and your medicine was in the bag?

08:34He replied with a grin, yes, I have had some digestive problems and my doctor prescribed

08:40a powerful laxative and advised me to mix it in with my mid-day meal.

08:46HR's faces went whiter than a ghost.

08:50Stealing prescribed medication is a criminal offense, the police recalled.

08:54The thief, now facing charges and likely looking for a new job, learned a hard lesson about

09:00stealing someone's food, or maybe a soft lesson, I don't know.

09:05Reddit users praised the man's ingenious revenge, with one even sharing a story about

09:11a diabetic co-worker whose lunch thief ended up in a prison.

09:15Another user called the doctor the goat for suggesting the laxative plan.

09:20That is kind of a cool doctor if he's like, I got you bro.

09:24One user summed it up perfectly, I love how people who steal food are treated like a nuisance

09:30rather than a piece of shit that they are.

09:33It's no different than stealing money from someone's wallet, kind of is because I paid

09:37for the food, I made the time to make the food, anyway.

09:41And there you have it, sometimes the best way to deal with a lunch thief is to make

09:45sure they spend the rest of the day on the porcelain throne.

09:49That's it for today guys, remember to leave a comment and follow us at v3tv.uk for more

09:55wild stories.

09:56Stay curious, stay entertained, and stay tuned for the next episode of Success Society.

10:01Peace.

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