AKAL-AKALAN (KADIR & DOYOK) (1991) FULL MOVIE HD
Film Indonesia yang dirilis pada tahun 1991 ini menceritakan tentang Kadir (Kadir) dan Doyok (Doyok) yang tidak disukai memiliki hubungan dengan Rosa (Lia Waroka) dan Ira (Kiki Fatmala). Karena melihat tekad dua pemuda tadi, Harja (Robert Syarief), ayah Rosa dan Ira, akhirnya memberi kesempatan asal Kadir-Doyok menunjukkan kemampuan untuk mandiri. Kesempatan ini dimanfaatkan kedua pemuda itu secara akal-akalan. Bekerja dipabrik kue, juru masak restoran, peternakan ayam dan lain-lain. Akibatnya, usaha mereka gagal dan keadaan menjadi kacau balau
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00:06:40Wow, Gawat.
00:06:42This one is even more bald.
00:06:44That's Pitak.
00:06:45Don't be silly.
00:06:47Do you want to join us for a jog?
00:06:55You don't have to join us.
00:06:56Just take care of your bald head.
00:07:01I'm surprised.
00:07:02You're so clumsy to take care of your hair.
00:07:04It's hard to deal with a black man.
00:07:10Sit with flower.
00:07:11Yam!
00:07:13Yam!
00:07:15What are you doing?
00:07:18Did you fall?
00:07:19No.
00:07:20You didn't even say goodbye.
00:07:21If I fell in love, yes.
00:07:25Didn't you just fall?
00:07:28It's a practice.
00:07:29To prepare for the competition on campus.
00:07:33Do you want to join us?
00:07:34Sure.
00:07:35Let's go.
00:07:36Let's go.
00:07:38Do you want to believe in God or not?
00:07:43I believe in God.
00:07:45Are you ready?
00:07:47Yes.
00:07:48I'm taking care of my hair.
00:07:50Which hair?
00:08:08What are you doing?
00:08:11What are you doing?
00:08:12I'm protesting.
00:08:15Why are you angry with us?
00:08:17I'm not angry with you.
00:08:20Why did you take my hair?
00:08:24Your hair is okay.
00:08:26It's not bald.
00:08:28Don't argue.
00:08:30Let's go.
00:08:31He said it's a practice.
00:08:33Atul.
00:08:37You know what it means, right?
00:08:39I know.
00:08:40It means you're happy and I'm happy.
00:08:54I'm tired.
00:08:55Stop.
00:08:56I'll go first.
00:08:57Where are you going?
00:08:58I'm going to prepare breakfast for my husband.
00:09:00He'll be angry again.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:04Why do you keep looking at me?
00:09:06You're just like my husband.
00:09:08I'm Kumisan.
00:09:10My husband is also Kumisan.
00:09:14I'm tired.
00:09:15I'm going up.
00:09:17Here.
00:09:18Take care of your hair.
00:09:19Hair.
00:09:21I'm taking care of my hair.
00:09:34What coffee is this?
00:09:36Coffee from Medan.
00:09:38No wonder it's cold here.
00:09:41That's your coffee from last night.
00:09:43That's the new coffee.
00:09:45Here.
00:09:46Where are you going in that hat?
00:09:49I'm just afraid of the rain.
00:09:52You're afraid of your bald head.
00:09:55If you have a bald head, keep it.
00:09:58Keep it covered.
00:10:00Keep it covered.
00:10:02You can still see your bald head.
00:10:04Don't talk nonsense.
00:10:12What are you looking for?
00:10:14There's soy sauce.
00:10:15This is soy sauce.
00:10:16Oh, yes.
00:10:17Thank you.
00:10:19Thank you.
00:10:30There's a lamp.
00:10:31That?
00:10:38Do you have bread?
00:10:39Yes.
00:10:44The hat is useful.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:48I'm going.
00:10:49I'm afraid of the rain.
00:10:51Keep it covered.
00:10:53You're so angry.
00:10:56I'm going with Ira and Doyok.
00:10:58We're going to practice dancing together.
00:11:00The competition is coming up.
00:11:02I don't want to. I'm dizzy.
00:11:05Don't worry about your bald head.
00:11:07You'll get more fat.
00:11:09Yes.
00:11:16Good morning.
00:11:17Good morning.
00:11:19Drink this.
00:11:22Don't drink it all at once.
00:11:24I don't want to.
00:11:25It's disgusting.
00:11:26You're the same.
00:11:31Are you seeing a girl?
00:11:34Why?
00:11:36I don't want to.
00:11:38Why do you like to see girls?
00:11:41I want to have Harim.
00:11:43Ira, don't you have a boyfriend?
00:11:47But, but.
00:11:48You like girls.
00:11:50Besides, you have a weird taste.
00:11:53I'm confused.
00:11:54I don't think there's a girl for you.
00:11:57There is.
00:11:58If you want a girl who matches your taste,
00:12:01just come to Pirojodo.
00:12:03No, no.
00:12:04I'm not that desperate.
00:12:06What took you so long?
00:12:08Did you make breakfast for Kadir?
00:12:10No, no.
00:12:11I didn't make breakfast for Kadir.
00:12:13What a nuisance.
00:12:15There he is.
00:12:17Where's Kadir?
00:12:19He's taking care of his hair.
00:12:21He's afraid of baldness.
00:12:23He's afraid of baldness.
00:12:25Like...
00:12:26Like who?
00:12:30I often see bald people.
00:12:32But where?
00:12:34Oh, my God.
00:12:35Rosa.
00:12:36If you're going to shoot, choose first.
00:12:38Don't you want to do it yourself?
00:12:41You're funny.
00:12:43You're a nuisance.
00:12:45You're the one adding fuel to the fire.
00:12:47Oh, my God.
00:12:49Damn it.
00:12:50You ruined my painting.
00:12:51I don't know what to say.
00:12:53It's better for me that you paint.
00:12:58Oh, my God.
00:13:05Oh, my God.
00:13:08You're a weird model.
00:13:13What kind of practice is this?
00:13:15If you want to mess with my hair, I'm going home.
00:13:17Let's practice.
00:13:19We've been waiting for you.
00:13:23I'll be right back.
00:13:34Let's go.
00:13:37Let's go.
00:13:55Let's go.
00:13:57Let's go.
00:14:04Is it fun?
00:14:06It's fun.
00:14:23Come here.
00:14:34Let's go.
00:14:50Let's go.
00:15:04Let's go.
00:15:34Let's go.
00:15:51Let's go.
00:16:04Let's go.
00:16:13If we don't do it now,
00:16:15we'll be bothered by his hair.
00:16:18That's right.
00:16:20It's annoying if we have to deal with his hair every minute.
00:16:34Let's go.
00:16:36Let's go.
00:16:38Let's go.
00:16:40I can't.
00:16:42My head is about to explode.
00:16:44My hair is messed up.
00:16:46You're only busy with your New Year's card.
00:16:49My head is about to explode.
00:16:52You have to send the New Year's card as soon as possible.
00:16:55Otherwise, it will be ruined.
00:16:57Are you sick?
00:16:59No.
00:17:01You must be sick.
00:17:03Show me your tongue.
00:17:06Come closer.
00:17:08Thank you.
00:17:10What are you doing?
00:17:12I'm trying to save my blood.
00:17:15Good afternoon.
00:17:19What are you doing?
00:17:21I'm taking care of your hair.
00:17:23So, it won't fall out.
00:17:25If it falls out,
00:17:27it won't grow back.
00:17:29I'm so unlucky.
00:17:33Do you want to sell your house?
00:17:35What is this?
00:17:37Sit down.
00:17:44What is this?
00:17:46Calm down.
00:17:53What is it?
00:17:55Come with me.
00:17:58What are you going to do with the hair?
00:18:00I'm going to comb it.
00:18:02So, what am I going to do with this?
00:18:04If you don't want to be bald,
00:18:06don't think too much.
00:18:11My head is going to explode.
00:18:14Don't think too much.
00:18:16This is called combing your hair.
00:18:19It's good for your hair.
00:18:26Help me in the kitchen.
00:18:29Are you done?
00:18:31Yes.
00:18:32Okay.
00:18:34Help me here.
00:18:36Okay.
00:18:43What is it?
00:18:45What is it?
00:18:57I'm so unlucky.
00:19:00Calm down.
00:19:01It won't take long.
00:19:03This is for combing your hair.
00:19:05You'll get rid of your hair.
00:19:12You're so serious.
00:19:14You're even smoking.
00:19:18Stir it.
00:19:23Is this real hair or a lie?
00:19:25Just do your job.
00:19:26I have to make sure.
00:19:28This is for combing your hair.
00:19:31Can you do it?
00:19:33I can't.
00:19:35My head is going to explode.
00:19:44My head is going to explode.
00:20:03Be careful.
00:20:04Okay.
00:20:05Don't go too far.
00:20:07My head is going to explode.
00:20:12My head is going to explode.
00:20:17What are these socks for?
00:20:20These are head socks.
00:20:22So that the medicine won't get to you.
00:20:29If you do this, my head is going to explode.
00:20:34My goodness.
00:20:37You scared me.
00:20:46What is this smell?
00:20:48This is oil.
00:20:49So that your hair will shine.
00:20:57What is this?
00:20:59Do you want me to eat it?
00:21:00Put it on.
00:21:03If you do this, my head is going to explode.
00:21:06The dough is almost done.
00:21:13What is that?
00:21:15This is vinegar.
00:21:16So that your hair won't break easily.
00:21:18Soy sauce.
00:21:23What else did you add?
00:21:25This is soy sauce.
00:21:26It's a vitamin for your hair.
00:21:28So that it won't get damaged easily.
00:21:31You gave me oil, vinegar, and soy sauce.
00:21:34Do you want me to fry you?
00:21:36Be quiet.
00:21:37I'm taking care of your hair.
00:21:39Is the dough done?
00:21:41Yes.
00:21:42Can you get me some water?
00:21:45This is too much soy sauce.
00:22:01Do you want an egg?
00:22:02Yes.
00:22:14This is hair spray.
00:22:18Is it good, dear?
00:22:24Do you want to join me?
00:22:27What are you doing?
00:22:29Nothing.
00:22:30I just want to mix the egg well.
00:22:34If I were you, I would die.
00:22:42Is the hair spray done?
00:22:44Yes.
00:22:45Here you go.
00:22:46Help me.
00:22:48I'm good at this.
00:22:56What are you doing?
00:23:02Be quiet.
00:23:12This is for your hair.
00:23:27This is just a test.
00:23:29Let's see if it's strong.
00:23:31Is the dough done?
00:23:33Yes.
00:23:34Hold this.
00:23:47I'd rather die than be tortured.
00:23:50Do it again.
00:23:52I want to hit him in the head.
00:23:57Is the hair spray done?
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:11It'll be open in an hour.
00:24:13We're going for a walk.
00:24:15I have a headache.
00:24:17That's a sign.
00:24:18The medicine is working.
00:24:20Let's go.
00:24:21We're going for a walk.
00:24:26What are you doing?
00:24:30I'm going to fly soon.
00:24:33Where are you going?
00:24:35We're going to eat fried chicken.
00:24:38At a restaurant.
00:24:40That's a good idea.
00:24:42While you're on vacation...
00:24:44and your mother isn't home...
00:24:46help me clean the house.
00:24:48You don't have to do that.
00:24:50Clean the car.
00:24:57My God!
00:24:59How did this happen?
00:25:02It's because of what you did yesterday.
00:25:08What are you waiting for?
00:25:10Papa won't let us go now.
00:25:12He told us to do our duty first.
00:25:15You can wait.
00:25:17Or you can help us.
00:25:19What do you say?
00:25:21Okay.
00:25:22You clean the house.
00:25:24I'll clean the inside.
00:25:27Wait.
00:25:28Let's make a drink.
00:25:46Good afternoon.
00:25:55What can I do for you?
00:25:58If you want to clean the pool...
00:26:01use that ladder.
00:26:03Okay.
00:26:09I'm sorry.
00:26:18Why don't you clean it?
00:26:25What are you doing?
00:26:28You're the one who told me to clean the pool.
00:26:31I didn't do it on purpose.
00:26:34It's because of your stupid brain.
00:26:36What?
00:26:37Say that again.
00:26:38Your stupid brain.
00:26:47Did you see the ladder?
00:26:49No, I didn't.
00:26:51Can you go upstairs?
00:26:54The middle one is leaking.
00:26:57Yes, sir.
00:26:58Two weeks ago, it was filled up.
00:27:01Can you go upstairs?
00:27:03The middle one.
00:27:08Make sure it's clean.
00:27:18This is a mess.
00:27:22You're the one who told me to clean the pool.
00:27:28What are you doing?
00:27:30I'm going to bathe you.
00:27:32I'm going to punch you.
00:27:34What are you doing?
00:27:41Why did you change your job?
00:27:44I'm sorry.
00:27:47Bud.
00:27:48Yes, sir.
00:27:49Send a telegram to your mother.
00:27:51Yes, sir.
00:28:00Let's go.
00:28:02Bud!
00:28:05You want a fight?
00:28:07He started it.
00:28:08Okay.
00:28:09Fight.
00:28:11Let's go.
00:28:14Let's go.
00:28:15You might lose your girlfriend.
00:28:17Let's go, Bud.
00:28:19Let's go, Salaman.
00:28:21I thought they were just making fun of me...
00:28:24...when I was getting my hair done.
00:28:27But it turns out that my hair is still complete.
00:28:30You're the one who said stupid brain.
00:28:33Let's forget about the brain.
00:28:35Let's focus on finding a job.
00:28:38I want to find a job.
00:28:42I want to learn how to be independent.
00:28:44What kind of job do you want?
00:28:46There's a lot of vacancies.
00:28:48The old people are given a job at RUT.
00:28:51The president is a commissioner.
00:28:54Young people like us who don't have connections...
00:28:57...have to wait for vacancies to get old.
00:29:01One milk.
00:29:02Sweet, sir.
00:29:05Excuse me.
00:29:06Excuse me.
00:29:07What time is it now?
00:29:09Maybe it's 12 o'clock.
00:29:11Maybe it's more.
00:29:13No, madam.
00:29:14In Indonesia, the top is at 12 o'clock.
00:29:17If it's more, it starts at 1 o'clock.
00:29:22What's up there?
00:29:25You can see everything.
00:29:27Beautiful.
00:29:28See America?
00:29:29You can also see the moon.
00:29:33Thank you.
00:29:34You're welcome.
00:29:36Huh?
00:29:39Hi.
00:29:40Hello.
00:29:41Do you want a drink?
00:29:43It's easy.
00:29:44There's a hole here.
00:29:46Do you know how to use a computer?
00:29:50If you want to drink milk,
00:29:52you have to put your lips here.
00:29:54Not here.
00:29:55It's bad for your throat.
00:29:57Really?
00:29:58That's terrible.
00:30:00Try it if you don't believe me.
00:30:06She's crazy.
00:30:07She's my girlfriend.
00:30:09Look for a TV technician
00:30:11who can disassemble it himself.
00:30:14I'm good at disassembling.
00:30:16We'll talk about that later.
00:30:18Look for another hole.
00:30:20Here it is.
00:30:21A typewriter
00:30:23looking for some letters.
00:30:25Let's take it.
00:30:27Minimum speed is 300 letters per second.
00:30:30My speed?
00:30:32Crack.
00:30:33Crack.
00:30:34Hmm.
00:30:35Here's a hole in a restaurant.
00:30:37Looking for a worker for a month,
00:30:40a cook,
00:30:41and a dishwasher.
00:30:43A temporary replacement
00:30:45for a worker on leave.
00:30:47Hmm.
00:30:48There's another hole in a cake factory.
00:30:51That's right.
00:30:52Wow.
00:30:53Wow.
00:30:54Wow.
00:30:55You've been a migrant for two years.
00:30:57How did you do it?
00:30:58What's the secret?
00:31:00Hmm.
00:31:06Huh?
00:31:08Permisi.
00:31:17Selamat pagi.
00:31:18Selamat pagi.
00:31:21Hmm.
00:31:24Hmm.
00:31:29Oh.
00:31:32Sebentar, ya.
00:31:35Huh.
00:31:44Diam, yo.
00:31:45Ini taktik psikologis bisnis.
00:31:47Kalau kita pakai pakaian begini,
00:31:49dia segan meyer kita kecil.
00:31:53Huh?
00:31:55Iya.
00:31:56Silakan ditunggu di dalam.
00:31:58Iman, yo.
00:32:03Kayaknya coklatnya tambah kecil aja.
00:32:05Gak berasa dipegang.
00:32:06Ah, lo maunya yang gede aja.
00:32:08Hmm.
00:32:25Hmm.
00:32:51Siap, bos.
00:32:54Siap, dir.
00:33:24Asik juga ya mbak kerja beginian.
00:33:29Mbak.
00:33:30Kerjanya serius banget.
00:33:32Sudah lama ya kerja di sini.
00:33:36Ya, mbak?
00:33:37Mbak?
00:33:38Mbak?
00:33:40Gatel lagi.
00:33:55Hmm.
00:34:00Hmm.
00:34:14Mbak.
00:34:16Hah.
00:34:17Barusan ada ala-ala tijau.
00:34:19Ala-ala tijau mbak kau.
00:34:20Aduh.
00:34:22Aduh.
00:34:25Aduh.
00:34:26Aduh.
00:34:29Masa aku gak getuk.
00:34:31Aduh.
00:34:32Apaan ini, pesawat?
00:34:42Nah, ini ruangan testing terakhir untuk kalian.
00:34:45Kalau kalian masih gak cok out,
00:34:47dari lubang itu,
00:34:49kue coklat keluar lewat sini pakai ban berjalan ini.
00:34:52Ya, bos.
00:34:53Setiap kue coklat yang keluar,
00:34:55kalian harus bungkus.
00:34:56Kalau ada yang lolos, berarti kalian gagal.
00:34:58Jelas?
00:34:59Jelas.
00:35:01Tarik!
00:35:04Selamat kerja.
00:35:05Aduh.
00:35:18Hmm.
00:35:19Kalau begini enteng, yo.
00:35:21Kita pasti diterima.
00:35:24Jalan mertoku, pasti senang.
00:35:43Bagus.
00:35:44Bagus sekali.
00:35:45Tapi ban-nya terlalu pelan.
00:35:47Tancap!
00:35:52Lumayan, yo.
00:35:53Dapat coklat gratis.
00:36:02Gimana?
00:36:03Masih sanggup?
00:36:04Sanggup.
00:36:05Bagus.
00:36:06Lebih cepat lagi.
00:36:07Tancap!
00:36:22Masih sanggup?
00:36:23Sanggup.
00:36:24Sanggup.
00:36:32sBun perpetualpy?
00:36:33Oh!
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00:42:00Who broke the window?
00:42:02You scared me.
00:42:03It wasn't outside.
00:42:04It sounded like it was in the kitchen.
00:42:08Ouch!
00:42:09Who threw this down here?
00:42:12Ouch!
00:42:13Ouch!
00:42:14Don't!
00:42:15Ouch!
00:42:16It exploded.
00:42:17Maybe you closed it wrong.
00:42:19Where's the chicken?
00:42:21Huh?
00:42:24Where is it?
00:42:25I don't know.
00:42:26Ouch!
00:42:28Huh?
00:42:30It's dead.
00:42:32Where's the other one?
00:42:33Where?
00:42:34Ouch!
00:42:35Ouch!
00:42:37Wow!
00:42:38There's a hole here.
00:42:40Don't give up.
00:42:41Let's clean this up first.
00:42:42Then we'll put it back in.
00:42:44Okay?
00:42:52Use detergent to clean it up.
00:42:55Okay.
00:42:56Yes.
00:42:58Okay.
00:43:02Make sure it's the original color.
00:43:04Yes, keep brushing it.
00:43:09It's done.
00:43:10Wow, that's amazing!
00:43:13Hey, wait!
00:43:14The stove!
00:43:15Huh?
00:43:16The stove!
00:43:17It's burned.
00:43:18Oh no!
00:43:19It's okay.
00:43:20Ouch!
00:43:21Come on, hurry up.
00:43:23Ouch!
00:43:24Oh no.
00:43:26Come on.
00:43:27Use a shovel.
00:43:29Wait a minute.
00:43:31Oh, I'm going to die.
00:43:33If you don't work,
00:43:35you won't be able to help us.
00:43:37It's gone.
00:43:39Use a bucket.
00:43:41Hurry up.
00:43:43Wait.
00:43:45Oh, I'm going to fall.
00:43:47Ouch!
00:43:49I'm going to fall.
00:43:51Ouch!
00:43:53I'm going to break my ship.
00:43:55I'm going to break my ship.
00:43:57Ouch!
00:44:01I told you.
00:44:03You have to use a bucket.
00:44:05That's right.
00:44:07The problem is
00:44:09we don't know how to work.
00:44:11Alhamdulillah.
00:44:13It's a blessing.
00:44:15What blessing?
00:44:17Did you win the lottery?
00:44:19Not the lottery.
00:44:21I'm going to get married.
00:44:23Hush!
00:44:27You're not sick, are you?
00:44:29Astaghfirullah.
00:44:31I really want to get married.
00:44:33I want to tell you the good news.
00:44:35There's a robbery in Jakarta.
00:44:37Why did you ask Papi?
00:44:39I want to give you a surprise.
00:44:41When are you getting married?
00:44:43The 15th of next month.
00:44:45I want to celebrate my birthday.
00:44:47I want to throw a party at the convention hall.
00:44:49Who's your future wife?
00:44:51I haven't decided yet.
00:44:55I'm sure you'll like it.
00:44:57I'm Majnun.
00:44:59I was born and raised in Africa.
00:45:01This is my wife's photo.
00:45:03I got it from Birojodo.
00:45:05Do you know her?
00:45:09No.
00:45:11You're lying.
00:45:13Tomorrow,
00:45:15I'll introduce you to her.
00:45:17I can introduce myself.
00:45:19I don't know her.
00:45:21She's a fan of yours.
00:45:23People will think that you're cheating on her.
00:45:25You have to introduce her to me.
00:45:27Her name is Amelia.
00:45:29I don't want to talk to her.
00:45:33You can talk to her.
00:45:39There's a guest.
00:45:41He has an appointment with Birojodo.
00:45:43I know.
00:45:45Tell him to wait in the guest room.
00:45:49Okay.
00:45:53Good evening.
00:45:55Good evening.
00:46:01Amelia.
00:46:03Amelia.
00:46:05This is Wan Abud Alkar.
00:46:07He's been living abroad for a long time.
00:46:09He's a good man.
00:46:11He's honest and responsible.
00:46:13He's a smart man.
00:46:15He's smart.
00:46:17He's a good drinker.
00:46:19Why does he have to be introduced to other people?
00:46:23He can come here by himself.
00:46:25It'll be more fun if he and I talk to each other.
00:46:29It'll be fun.
00:46:31Stop talking.
00:46:33Get out of there.
00:46:35Get out.
00:46:37I told you not to follow me.
00:46:39You're so stubborn.
00:46:43You never get to know a girl.
00:46:48Calm down.
00:46:50You're going to lose your girlfriend.
00:46:55Calm down.
00:46:57Just stand there.
00:46:59I'm not done yet.
00:47:01Do you still want to see?
00:47:06Body, eight.
00:47:10Face, eight.
00:47:13Nose, nine.
00:47:18Lips, nine and a half.
00:47:21But I'm sure that this is a fake.
00:47:28I hope you don't mind.
00:47:30I'm sorry.
00:47:33This is a Jewish kitchen.
00:47:35I like this kind of kitchen.
00:47:37Abud looks like he's already married.
00:47:41Abud looks like he's experienced.
00:47:44I'm number one when it comes to experience.
00:47:47I have four wives.
00:47:52I can answer all kinds of questions.
00:47:59Have you ever been hit by a girl?
00:48:01No, thank God.
00:48:05Amen.
00:48:11What's wrong?
00:48:13I don't feel well.
00:48:15I have a fever.
00:48:17I feel like I'm suffocating.
00:48:23This is the source of your illness.
00:48:27What's wrong?
00:48:29I have a fever.
00:48:31I have a fever.
00:48:33I have a fever.
00:48:35I have a fever.
00:48:37I have a fever.
00:48:39You have a fever?
00:48:40Yes.
00:48:41I'm sorry.
00:48:42I have a fever.
00:48:44I feel like I'm suffocating.
00:48:46Open your mouth.
00:48:49This is dangerous.
00:48:52It's so dark in here.
00:48:55I don't think the police are here yet.
00:48:58I'll go and check.
00:49:02He's a devil.
00:49:04He's a sick man.
00:49:09He's a sick man.
00:49:14Open your mouth.
00:49:16Open your mouth.
00:49:18It's so dark in here.
00:49:20It's so dark in here.
00:49:22I think it's an infection.
00:49:24It's so red.
00:49:26It's not red.
00:49:28It's green.
00:49:29It's yellow.
00:49:30It's brown.
00:49:31It's brown.
00:49:32Don't joke.
00:49:33I'm really sick.
00:49:34You're sick, but don't talk too much.
00:49:36Your infection will get worse.
00:49:39I'll get you some medicine.
00:49:43Be careful.
00:49:44Don't talk too much.
00:49:52Where did you get this Arab honey?
00:49:54It's a local product.
00:49:56It's called Arab honey.
00:49:58This is for Kadir.
00:50:00Arab honey.
00:50:02I'll take care of Kadir.
00:50:05I have an important matter to discuss with Doyok.
00:50:08It's a woman's matter.
00:50:10That's right.
00:50:11Because I'm a man.
00:50:12I'm a manly man.
00:50:14I'm a manly man.
00:50:15I'm going to Bilojodo.
00:50:17I'll take care of Doyok.
00:50:19Hi, dear.
00:50:22Are you sick?
00:50:38Take this medicine.
00:50:40It'll make you feel better.
00:50:42I'm not sick.
00:50:44I'm not sick.
00:50:46I'm not sick.
00:50:49Take this medicine.
00:51:01What's wrong with you?
00:51:03You're sick, but you don't want to take the medicine.
00:51:08What should I do?
00:51:10What should I do?
00:51:17Don't scream.
00:51:20Give it to me.
00:51:23Hurry up.
00:51:40Hurry up.
00:51:57Are you better now?
00:51:59How can I be better?
00:52:01I took three bottles of medicine a day.
00:52:06It was so bitter.
00:52:09I almost choked.
00:52:13You have to get better.
00:52:22What book are you reading?
00:52:27Are you going to be a chicken farmer?
00:52:30We're blessed.
00:52:32We're rich.
00:52:34We have a beautiful wife.
00:52:38So, you're going to be a chicken farmer?
00:52:41I don't want to be a chicken farmer.
00:52:44My father told me to learn by myself.
00:52:47I want to learn from you.
00:52:49I want to be a chicken farmer.
00:52:53Peace be upon you.
00:52:54Peace be upon you, too.
00:52:55I have a problem.
00:52:57I'm confused about the local women.
00:53:00Why are you confused?
00:53:02We got a replacement from Bilojodo.
00:53:05That's the problem.
00:53:07You know that I prefer to be a chicken farmer.
00:53:10But the local women are different.
00:53:13What's wrong with you, Sampian?
00:53:15You're just a spectator.
00:53:18You don't know any local women.
00:53:22You're a freak.
00:53:24I don't want to shoot you.
00:53:26I want to get to know you.
00:53:28But I don't know how to talk to you.
00:53:30Okay.
00:53:32Let me show you.
00:53:34Bud.
00:53:35This is a girl.
00:53:37Who's the girl from Bilojodo?
00:53:39Vivi.
00:53:41This is Vivi.
00:53:43Look at her.
00:53:46When you get to know her, hold her right hand.
00:53:50And kiss her.
00:53:52Do you understand?
00:53:53Let's try it.
00:54:00Hold on, Bud.
00:54:01Let me introduce you.
00:54:04Vivi, let me introduce you.
00:54:06This handsome man wants to get to know you better.
00:54:09He's Mas Abud.
00:54:11He's...
00:54:13How should I say it?
00:54:20Hold on, Bud.
00:54:21Kiss her hand.
00:54:24You're Vivi.
00:54:26And I'm you.
00:54:29What's the problem?
00:54:31That's adultery.
00:54:32It's a sin.
00:54:33You'll go to hell.
00:54:34Don't be a fanatic.
00:54:36You're a girl on the street.
00:54:38And you want me to kiss you.
00:54:40That's adultery.
00:54:42This is just a kiss.
00:54:44I know better than you.
00:54:46Kissing is adultery.
00:54:48It's wet.
00:54:50What if it's wet?
00:54:52Don't talk nonsense.
00:54:53You'll go to hell.
00:54:55Hey.
00:54:56Continue your practice.
00:54:57I want to sleep.
00:54:59Okay.
00:55:00I'm forcing you.
00:55:01But you have to bear the sin.
00:55:04Don't talk about sin.
00:55:06You're a girl.
00:55:07You have to be aggressive.
00:55:09Okay?
00:55:10Let's start.
00:55:11Hold on.
00:55:12Let me introduce you.
00:55:14Look at this.
00:55:16Vivi, let me introduce you.
00:55:18This is Mas Abud.
00:55:21Hold on.
00:55:32One.
00:55:33Two.
00:55:34Three.
00:55:36Four.
00:55:37Five.
00:55:39That's just a kiss.
00:55:41Don't be a fanatic.
00:55:43Okay.
00:55:44Let's start.
00:55:45But remember.
00:55:46One kiss.
00:55:48Soft and gentle.
00:55:50Follow my lead.
00:55:53Start.
00:55:56Hi.
00:56:02What's next?
00:56:05Don't follow me.
00:56:07I'm coughing.
00:56:09I'm sorry.
00:56:10What's next?
00:56:11Praise the girl with a poetic and sweet speech.
00:56:15Then, ask her to be polite.
00:56:18Okay.
00:56:19Let's practice.
00:56:21You two.
00:56:23I want to talk business with you.
00:56:26It's easy to talk about money.
00:56:29I can support you 100%.
00:56:31But do you have any experience?
00:56:35Don't ask about experience.
00:56:37We just bought a new chicken.
00:56:40It can lay eggs in six weeks.
00:56:43Are you sure?
00:56:44I'm 100% sure.
00:56:46I'm sure.
00:56:48Okay.
00:56:49I'll give you some money.
00:56:51You can ask the factory workers.
00:56:55You and Doyok can look for the chicken.
00:56:59Where's Doyok?
00:57:00He's with Abut.
00:57:02I have to go.
00:57:06It's been a long time since Abut went abroad.
00:57:09Especially in Kuwait.
00:57:12That's why he speaks Arabic fluently.
00:57:16How do you say in Arabic, Abut?
00:57:18Mustajab.
00:57:22How do you say mosque on the sea?
00:57:24Mustahil.
00:57:28How do you say singer?
00:57:30Musmuliyadi.
00:57:34Abut is the wife of the nation.
00:57:38He's polite,
00:57:41straightforward,
00:57:43dynamic,
00:57:44and long-term.
00:57:46I mean, long-term.
00:57:50Abut is honest,
00:57:52responsible.
00:57:53Stop it.
00:57:54When will you stop talking nonsense?
00:57:56Looks like Abut can't wait to meet you.
00:58:00Abut.
00:58:03The stars in the sky.
00:58:07The stars in Hollywood.
00:58:10The flowers in the garden.
00:58:13The trees in the desert.
00:58:16They mean nothing compared to your beauty.
00:58:19You're different from me.
00:58:23You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
00:58:29Please.
00:58:33I'm sorry.
00:58:36I'm sorry for being rude.
00:58:40Standing next to you,
00:58:42I feel like I can't stand up.
00:58:44Even though I'm sitting next to you.
00:58:48Oh, my God.
00:58:50What are you doing?
00:59:03What's wrong, Abut?
00:59:07What's wrong with him?
00:59:09He's like you.
00:59:11He likes to stare at pretty girls.
00:59:15You're my sun.
00:59:18You're my moon.
00:59:20You're the light of my life.
00:59:27Where are you going?
00:59:29I'm going to buy you a drink.
00:59:33One second of your absence
00:59:35feels like an eternity to me.
00:59:39I'm kidding.
00:59:41What do you say?
00:59:43How about I play my favorite song while I wait?
00:59:49Go ahead, darling.
00:59:51Everything you love in this world is your love.
00:59:59I love you.
01:00:29I love you.
01:00:31I love you.
01:00:33I love you.
01:00:35I love you.
01:00:37I love you.
01:00:39I love you.
01:00:41I love you.
01:00:43I love you.
01:00:45I love you.
01:00:47I love you.
01:00:49I love you.
01:00:51I love you.
01:00:53I love you.
01:01:00It seems that Kadir and Doyok can be relied on for chicken farming.
01:01:06And what I like the most is that they enjoy the business.
01:01:11It's not just that they enjoy it.
01:01:13They're like devils.
01:01:15They come and go at night.
01:01:18Why is that?
01:01:20They're afraid that the chickens will be late.
01:01:22That's right.
01:01:24We don't have much time.
01:01:27Just look at how they work.
01:01:29I'm sure that the benefits of our chicken farming will be amazing.
01:01:35I hope so.
01:01:39I think it's Abu.
01:01:42Yes.
01:01:43What is he doing?
01:01:47What is this?
01:01:57I need money.
01:01:59What are you talking about?
01:02:01Can't you say something else?
01:02:04Okay.
01:02:05I need money.
01:02:07Money?
01:02:09Yes.
01:02:11I live in a village.
01:02:13I have a strange brain.
01:02:17I want to go back to Kuwait.
01:02:19Why do you want to go to Kuwait?
01:02:22I don't know.
01:02:24I don't know.
01:02:26It's not safe here.
01:02:29If it's not safe...
01:02:32...then go to Surabaya.
01:02:34Tell your mother to work for you.
01:02:37It's a big company.
01:02:38I don't know.
01:02:40I don't know what you're talking about.
01:02:47You're late.
01:02:49Maybe he's already married.
01:02:55I'm running out of money.
01:02:57I still have a long holiday.
01:02:59Don't worry.
01:03:00I'll ask my uncle to send me some money.
01:03:04That's Mereka, Pi.
01:03:08We finally meet.
01:03:10I'm sorry.
01:03:13There must be something wrong.
01:03:15Yes.
01:03:17There's a little technical error.
01:03:19Just a little.
01:03:21That's the point.
01:03:24I read it wrong.
01:03:26What did you read wrong?
01:03:29I read the wrong book.
01:03:31I thought the chicken was six weeks old.
01:03:34But when I read it again...
01:03:37...it was six months old.
01:03:42That's not a small error.
01:03:44The difference is 140 days.
01:03:48You're making me angry.
01:03:51Don't worry, sir.
01:03:53We won't go bankrupt.
01:03:55Just a little more...
01:03:57...and we'll have an egg.
01:04:00An egg from heaven?
01:04:02You can sell a chicken for an egg?
01:04:04No, sir.
01:04:05I mean...
01:04:07...we'll trade the chicken for a six-month-old.
01:04:11That's a lot, sir.
01:04:13That's a good idea, Pi.
01:04:15It's not a good idea.
01:04:16It's brilliant.
01:04:18Calculate the additional cost.
01:04:21I'm going to Bandung tomorrow.
01:04:23Thank you, sir.
01:04:25Thank you, sir.
01:04:28Excuse me, sir.
01:04:30Wait.
01:04:32If you fail again...
01:04:36...get out of here.
01:04:39I don't want to see your faces again.
01:04:42Yes, sir.
01:04:44Please, sir.
01:04:47Don't help them.
01:04:49Leave them alone.
01:04:53Have they gone home yet?
01:04:56Jack!
01:04:58Pir!
01:05:01What a mess.
01:05:06What a waste of time.
01:05:08What if I fall?
01:05:10What a waste of money.
01:05:12Who's money is it?
01:05:14They're both saying it's a waste of money.
01:05:19The front door is locked.
01:05:22Let's go.
01:05:30It's not locked, is it?
01:05:35It's not locked, is it?
01:05:39I'll make you a drink.
01:05:47What a mess.
01:05:49What do you want to drink?
01:05:51Something hot.
01:05:53Okay.
01:06:00Have you sent the telegram?
01:06:02Yes.
01:06:04Okay.
01:06:05Have you told your parents?
01:06:07The chicken has been traded.
01:06:09Don't worry.
01:06:14Why are you smoking?
01:06:16Are you gay?
01:06:18I'm not.
01:06:21Smoking is bad for your health.
01:06:23You're right.
01:06:25It's good for your health.
01:06:27Here's your drink.
01:06:29Is he here yet?
01:06:31Yes.
01:06:38What a mess.
01:06:40What do you want to drink?
01:06:46Do you want some?
01:06:48I'll make it for you.
01:06:49Just water.
01:06:51I'm thirsty.
01:06:55What's up?
01:06:57What's up?
01:06:59I'm serious.
01:07:01What do you mean?
01:07:03Come here.
01:07:05I want you to pay me back.
01:07:07Pay you back?
01:07:09I don't understand.
01:07:11Pay you back?
01:07:13What do you mean?
01:07:15You want me to pay you back?
01:07:17I'll tell Ira.
01:07:20Who came in here first?
01:07:23Kadir and I.
01:07:25Why?
01:07:27Someone was missing.
01:07:29That's why I locked the house.
01:07:32You can't lock the house.
01:07:36You're the one who took it.
01:07:38What?
01:07:39Don't make me confused.
01:07:41Just tell me why.
01:07:43Don't act like you don't know.
01:07:45You lost your money?
01:07:47You finally admit it.
01:07:49Come here.
01:07:51What is this?
01:07:52Maybe you put it in the wrong place.
01:07:54Did you look for it?
01:07:56Not yet.
01:07:58I'm doomed.
01:08:00It's only Rp. 5,000.
01:08:03What?
01:08:05Rp. 75,000?
01:08:07Are you kidding me?
01:08:09You have Rp. 75,000.
01:08:11But you owe me Rp. 35,000.
01:08:13How am I supposed to pay you back?
01:08:15I'll pay you back later.
01:08:17Sorry.
01:08:24What's going on?
01:08:26Did you have a fight?
01:08:27You don't have to come with me.
01:08:29I looked for it in my room.
01:08:31But I couldn't find it.
01:08:34Just be quiet.
01:08:37This is our company's secret.
01:08:39I know.
01:08:41Where did you hide the money?
01:08:43Before we went to buy chicken,
01:08:45I hid it under the sofa.
01:08:48Don't get involved.
01:08:50Just be quiet.
01:08:52You and your friend are honest.
01:08:54You have a lot of money.
01:08:56This is the result.
01:08:58This is my last money.
01:09:00You're lucky to have your uncle.
01:09:02If you need money, he'll give it to you.
01:09:04Me?
01:09:05I'm doomed.
01:09:07No, you're not.
01:09:09Your girlfriend has the money.
01:09:11You should have told me.
01:09:13How could I tell you?
01:09:15I was about to tell you.
01:09:17I'm sorry.
01:09:19I don't know whose money it is.
01:09:22I was worried someone would come in.
01:09:24So, I hid it in the kitchen.
01:09:26Don't play with it.
01:09:30Where is it?
01:09:32I don't see it.
01:09:36How dare you!
01:09:38It hurts.
01:09:40It's not there.
01:09:42Where is it?
01:09:47You lied to us.
01:09:49I haven't finished talking.
01:09:51I felt unsafe there.
01:09:53So, I hid it under your bed.
01:09:56It's your debt.
01:09:59Where is it?
01:10:00It's not here.
01:10:02That's why you should listen to me.
01:10:06If you feel unsafe under my bed,
01:10:08I'll hide it in the safest place.
01:10:10Here.
01:10:11It's your debt.
01:10:13Why is it only 40?
01:10:15The rest is here.
01:10:16It's mine.
01:10:17Wait.
01:10:20You should clean the glass.
01:10:22Help me.
01:10:23It's okay.
01:10:29You're too much.
01:10:31Give it to me.
01:10:32No.
01:10:33You'll use it to hit me.
01:10:35No.
01:10:36Trust me.
01:10:37I won't hit you.
01:10:39Don't lie to me.
01:10:41I swear.
01:10:42Okay.
01:10:48Feel it.
01:10:49Because of you, we're in trouble.
01:10:52Trouble?
01:10:53What's the trouble?
01:10:56Mr. Peco is allergic to chicken.
01:10:59What if the chickens we bought don't lay eggs?
01:11:02Come on.
01:11:04We'll have to go backstreet with our girls.
01:11:07Why do we have to go backstreet?
01:11:10Mr. Arja said,
01:11:12if we fail,
01:11:14he'll want to see us again.
01:11:16Why do we have to fail?
01:11:18We bought a lot of chickens this morning.
01:11:21We'll put all the eggs under Mr. Arja's butt.
01:11:25Why Mr. Arja?
01:11:27I mean,
01:11:30we'll put all the eggs under Mr. Arja's butt.
01:11:36You're smart.
01:11:38I told you.
01:11:40I'm smart.
01:11:46I want eggs.
01:11:47Eggs.
01:11:48Eggs.
01:11:51Do you sell eggs?
01:11:53What?
01:11:54Do you sell eggs?
01:11:56The eggs are sold out.
01:11:58Please check again before you deliver them.
01:12:01No way.
01:12:02Can I help you?
01:12:04I don't have eggs.
01:12:06I'm Kadir.
01:12:08I'd like to order 300 eggs.
01:12:10Just a moment.
01:12:15Are the eggs ready?
01:12:17I'm checking with her husband.
01:12:19There are 80 eggs left.
01:12:21Right?
01:12:22Yes.
01:12:35Just a moment.
01:12:48Why did you hit me?
01:12:50What's the matter?
01:12:51He hit me on my butt.
01:12:54Wait a minute.
01:12:57I want to have a duel.
01:12:59You're smart.
01:13:08That's enough.
01:13:11That's enough.
01:13:17Mr. Kadir.
01:13:19The eggs are ready.
01:13:21Please check.
01:13:22What's the matter?
01:13:23You take care of it.
01:13:25I'm sorry.
01:13:26My friend is rude.
01:13:28Which friend are you?
01:13:30I'm your enemy.
01:13:32Ouch!
01:13:38What's the matter?
01:13:40You're so clumsy.
01:13:42You stepped on my foot.
01:13:44I'll break your face.
01:13:46Stop it.
01:13:48Please take the eggs.
01:13:56Let's go.
01:13:58You take that.
01:14:03Be careful.
01:14:04Don't let anyone find out.
01:14:13Finally, we found a match.
01:14:16He saw the eggs under the chicken coop.
01:14:19So, we asked his daughter to marry him.
01:14:29That's bad.
01:14:30In the scenario, there's no matchmaker.
01:14:33Don't panic.
01:14:35If you don't have a plan A, use plan B.
01:14:38That's James Bond's way.
01:14:42This is bad.
01:14:52We're in trouble.
01:14:57Calm down.
01:14:59Calm down?
01:15:01I'm the one who's in trouble.
01:15:05Mr. Arja will be back soon.
01:15:07When he sees the eggs under the chicken coop, we're done.
01:15:14You're smart.
01:15:16What did I tell you?
01:15:18There are many clever people.
01:15:26Be careful.
01:15:28Calm down.
01:15:30Later, we'll go to the cage.
01:15:33We'll check the eggs.
01:15:36We'll put the eggs under the chicken coop.
01:15:39That's one.
01:15:40We'll come back three or four times.
01:15:42We're done.
01:15:47You put the eggs in the jacket.
01:15:49Like me.
01:15:50So, there are more eggs.
01:15:52You know me.
01:15:54I'm smart.
01:15:56Don't make a big deal out of it.
01:16:01Don't worry about the chickens. We have to practice.
01:16:04We don't have much time.
01:16:09The chickens are in the coop?
01:16:11Someone sent them to the wrong place.
01:16:14I'm confused.
01:16:15Let's practice.
01:16:19If you don't want to, I'll get really mad.
01:16:26I'll get really mad.
01:16:29What should we do?
01:16:32Do you want to go?
01:16:34Just a minute.
01:16:52What's wrong?
01:16:56I don't know.
01:17:14Hurry up.
01:17:16What's going on?
01:17:18I don't know.
01:17:26I don't know.
01:17:56I don't know.
01:18:00My eggs are broken.
01:18:12What's wrong?
01:18:14What's going on?
01:18:19You hid the eggs too?
01:18:21I didn't.
01:18:23I didn't.
01:18:25I don't need eggs.
01:18:31What's going on?
01:18:33It's dangerous.
01:18:43It's just a broken egg.
01:18:46Don't be ridiculous.
01:18:55You
01:18:57You