ब्रह्मानंदम और हीरोइन ने मिलकर रवि तेजा को चुना लगाया पर हुआ कुछ उल्टा जो आप सोच भी नहीं सकते

Krishnavines

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00:00How will we party today, uncle? I don't see any rooster.

00:03Don't worry, Shruti dear.

00:04This Mumbai city is full of fools.

00:07Some rooster will come for sure.

00:08Then we'll do all the shopping for today.

00:10I don't know where you are.

00:14Please pay attention.

00:16May I come in?

00:18Come in.

00:20I don't know where you are.

00:22Rooster.

00:24I'm here.

00:26I'm here.

00:28I'm here.

00:30Look at his get-up.

00:36Sir, where should I sit?

00:39Sir, you sit here.

00:40Thank you.

00:43It's an insult to cleanliness here.

00:53Where did the waiter go?

00:55Mr. Waiter.

00:56Yes, sir.

00:56Please give me a cup of coffee.

00:58Okay, sir.

01:00Buddy, don't add too much sugar.

01:02I'm not a drunkard.

01:03I'm warning you.

01:04Okay, sir.

01:06What do you think about this rooster and not a donkey?

01:11He's the leader of all donkeys.

01:13Oh, my God!

01:14A cup of coffee costs 150 rupees.

01:16He's not even giving me biscuits.

01:21Hey, Shruti.

01:22Get started.

01:24I don't care what you want.

01:26First I'll have an affair and then I'll get married.

01:28An affair is not fair at this age.

01:29You'll remain unmarried because of an affair.

01:31You won't get any boy for marriage.

01:33I got one.

01:34Love at first sight.

01:35Who is he?

01:37The one with glasses.

01:39The yellow taxi?

01:41The one with glasses?

01:42I was looking for him.

01:44He holds tea in his hand and drinks it.

01:48When he drinks tea like this...

01:50...then he must be very handsome.

01:53He wipes his face with a tissue paper...

01:56...like Imran Hashmi.

01:57Shut up.

01:58His face is like bitter gourd fritters.

02:00Look at him with my eyes.

02:02Wait for some time.

02:03You'll find better models than him.

02:05It seems like you're talking about me.

02:09He's right.

02:10You're not married yet, right?

02:12No, I'm not.

02:14I've never had an affair with a girl.

02:17Then our line is clear.

02:19No, I don't like this guy.

02:21Do I have to marry you?

02:22You're jealous of my happiness.

02:24You've broken his heart.

02:26Shut up.

02:27Or I'll beat you black and blue.

02:29It's all because of you.

02:30Because of me?

02:31Come on, pay the bill.

02:32Don't trouble me.

02:33Okay, sir.

02:44Control your emotions.

02:48Ma'am, I've paid your bill.

02:50I gave him Rs. 5.

02:53Thank you, Shannan.

02:54You idiot.

02:56You won't get this sweet grapes.

02:59If he doesn't have a problem, what's your problem?

03:01Terrorism in non-violence?

03:02My brain is more than a game of cards.

03:04He's using a bouncer.

03:05Let's go.

03:06Idiot.

03:07I'm not an idiot.

03:08When you look in the mirror, you look like an idiot.

03:10He's right.

03:11Where is she going?

03:12Home.

03:13She's going to college?

03:14Yes.

03:15Shruti, we'll meet in the evening.

03:17What's her number?

03:1899013 4445.

03:20I asked for her number.

03:21Why are you giving me your number?

03:23Shruti, give me your phone.

03:26She has a good figure like you.

03:30Okay, bye.

03:31Bye.

03:34Who is he?

03:35Darling.

03:36It's my number.

03:37Ravi, save it as Sanya.

03:39Okay.

03:42Idiot.

03:44You made a mark on my face like a lotus.

03:47But I didn't do anything.

03:49It's good that he didn't have a broom in his hand.

03:52You can't fool me with just one slap.

03:54Do you want to get slapped more?

03:55I've had 56 slaps.

03:56I'll make you eat that.

03:57Come on, give me the phone.

03:58Don't slap me on the phone.

04:02Ravi, I made an omelette for you.

04:06Ravi, this phone...

04:08Message?

04:12Shruti?

04:13Hi, sweetheart.

04:14What are you doing?

04:15Sweetheart?

04:16Wow.

04:17I think it's done.

04:18I'll clear the line.

04:22I was waiting for your message.

04:23What are you doing?

04:24I'm missing you.

04:25I don't feel like eating.

04:29What do you mean?

04:30I don't even feel like taking a bath.

04:32Disgusting.

04:33The smell of his sweat is going straight to my nose.

04:35Why, sweetheart?

04:37Why don't you want to take a bath?

04:38No, no, no.

04:40I want to take a bath together.

04:42I'm so embarrassed.

04:44Hey, you naughty.

04:45What do you want?

04:47What do you want?

04:51What do you want?

05:00Hey, stop it.

05:07Who's calling?

05:09It's Shruti.

05:10Shruti?

05:12She's messaging you.

05:13Who is this girl?

05:14She's not a girl.

05:15She's grandma.

05:17She bought a lifetime SIM card at an old age.

05:19She's asking me for a loan to recharge it.

05:22I replied to her on your behalf.

05:24I hope she doesn't file a case against me at the police station.

05:26Please save me, son.

05:28I'm leaving.

05:29I can't sleep.

05:30I can't relax.

05:31What do I do?

05:33Hey, black crow.

05:34What?

05:35Take 10-12 sleeping pills and go to sleep.

05:36Oh, my God.

05:37My pole is open.

05:47I'll be back after class.

05:48Until then, plan a great party.

05:49You focus on your studies.

05:50Leave the planning to me.

05:51Bye, uncle.

05:52Bye-bye.

05:55I'm dead, uncle.

05:56What happened, Shruti?

05:57His phone.

05:58Oh, I see.

05:59Don't be scared.

06:00Avoid it or suck it.

06:01It's better to get rid of him.

06:02Okay.

06:04Hello.

06:05Hey, unemployed.

06:06Why did you pick up the phone?

06:07Where's Shruti?

06:08She's gone to the temple.

06:09She's gone to the temple?

06:10Yes.

06:11She said she'd go to Haridwar if she found a good boy.

06:13That's why we came to Haridwar today.

06:14I'm also in Haridwar.

06:15I've just entered.

06:16That Hindi dictionary has gone to Haridwar.

06:20Yes, tell me.

06:21What?

06:22Sorry.

06:23Tell me.

06:24Let's go to the temple together.

06:25Where's Shruti?

06:26How can we go to the temple together?

06:27We haven't reached Haridwar yet.

06:28We're stuck in Delhi's traffic.

06:29Hey, hey, hey.

06:30Don't hit me.

06:31Hey, take the train to the side.

06:32Are you going to hit me?

06:33Do I look like a fool?

06:34Move, move.

06:35I'm sorry.

06:36I'm not free.

06:37Hey, unemployed.

06:38I didn't mean you, sir.

06:39Sir, let's do one thing.

06:40What?

06:41It'll take us a couple of years to get there.

06:43That's why you go alone for darshan.

06:44And come back on foot.

06:45By then, Shruti must have become a grandma.

06:48Hey, peanut.

06:49What is it?

06:50Hey, I've seen it.

06:51I've seen it.

06:52How did you see us from Haridwar?

06:53Are we on TV?

06:54Think of it that way.

06:55You're crazy.

06:56Come on, lift your left hand.

06:57I won't lift it.

06:58Lift your left hand.

06:59And turn left and see.

07:00Come on, I lifted it.

07:01Turn left.

07:08We're stuck, uncle.

07:09Make a plan to escape quickly.

07:11Why tomato sauce?

07:13Is this Haridwar?

07:14Yes, Haridwar College of Science.

07:16Shruti, please come this way.

07:18Come here.

07:19Have you bought these new glasses?

07:20Yes, I stole them today.

07:22Why did you ask me to come on foot from Haridwar?

07:24Because walking will make your ten-pack.

07:26Don't hit me.

07:27Leave him.

07:28Catch me.

07:29Oh, die there.

07:30It's better to catch you alive.

07:31Let me get married.

07:32This is injustice.

07:33Love her and hit me.

07:34I told you my mood swings according to the pitch.

07:35If you don't mind,

07:36shall we go to the gold mine in the evening and watch a movie?

07:39Actually, I have a class by 5 o'clock.

07:41The theatre is nearby.

07:42I'll book two tickets in the corner.

07:43You be ready.

07:44Actually, I...

07:45Shut up.

07:47Come on time.

07:50I'm going to class.

07:51Bye.

07:52Okay.

07:53Bye.

07:55Where are you going?

07:58If you pick up his phone by mistake in the evening,

08:01do you know what will happen?

08:02I don't know.

08:03Let me explain in English.

08:05I'm holding your tomato.

08:07I'm cutting it into small pieces.

08:08I'll add chili powder and feed it to you.

08:11Will you feed it to me?

08:12Thank you.

08:13You look very blind.

08:14Go.

08:16Bye.

08:17He'll make me a beggar.

08:22Oh God.

08:23What should I do?

08:24I can't think of any way to escape from him.

08:27What should I do?

08:29Oh God, uncle.

08:30He's playing our game and you're playing the game.

08:32Cool, baby.

08:33Cool.

08:35That moron will keep going around the college all day because of you.

08:40Take his phone.

08:41Talk to him.

08:42Uncle, what should I tell him?

08:43Don't be scared.

08:44Talk to him.

08:45I'm with you.

08:46No.

08:47I'll tell you.

08:48I'll tell you what to do.

08:49Don't worry.

08:51Hello.

08:52Actually, I finished my class at 1 o'clock.

08:54So, I came home early.

08:55Don't be angry.

08:56Please.

08:57I'm angry with you.

08:58Those who cross the ocean of love never get on the boat of anger.

09:01You're absolutely right.

09:02Let's meet later.

09:03No.

09:04Wait there.

09:05I'll pick you up.

09:06Will you come to my house?

09:07You'll come to my house?

09:09You know, my house is very far from the city.

09:11I leave my house in January.

09:13I reach the college in February.

09:15You'll have to spend a lot of petrol.

09:17I'm a true lover.

09:18And anyway, my car runs on CNG.

09:19Tell me the address.

09:20Address?

09:21Address?

09:22Yes, I want the address.

09:26Nankhatai.

09:29Sorry, Nana Chowk.

09:30Nana Chowk.

09:31Nana Chowk is very big.

09:33Yes, it's very big.

09:34I mean, it's very far.

09:37Where do you live in Nana Chowk?

09:39Where in Nana Chowk?

09:43Money?

09:44Rupee?

09:45Dollar?

09:46Dollar?

09:47Dollar Colony.

09:48Dollar Colony?

09:49This is too much.

09:50This is too much, Shruti.

09:51Where is it?

09:52Where in Dollar Colony?

09:53Letter box?

09:55Post office.

09:56Near the post office.

09:58Post office?

09:59Shruti.

10:00Shruti.

10:01Shruti.

10:02Plot number 69.

10:03White building, right?

10:04He found out our wrong address.

10:06Then why are you discharging the battery?

10:07It must be that scoundrel from Nashpati.

10:08He's standing outside.

10:09Hey!

10:11Langoor.

10:14Nana Chowk.

10:16Dollar Colony.

10:17Plot number 69.

10:18Am I at the right address?

10:19That too, even after giving the wrong address.

10:21Come down.

10:22No, I don't want to get slapped.

10:23If you don't come, I'll come up.

10:24I'll come tomorrow.

10:25You won't listen to me.

10:26Wait, I'll come up.

10:28Oh my God!

10:29Shruti, he's coming up to take your class.

10:31If he doesn't come up with an idea, he'll take you and make me a pauper.

10:34What will we do now, uncle?

10:36Idea.

10:49Come in, sir.

10:52Blue bull.

10:53Thank you.

10:55I've torn the curtain and made it.

10:59If you keep hitting like this, not a single tooth will be left.

11:01Get me a red one or else I'll eat more.

11:04Please let it be.

11:05One is enough.

11:06Bulls get angry when they see red clothes.

11:07Come without clothes.

11:08You'll faint laughing.

11:09I'll faint next time.

11:10Charu.

11:11Baby.

11:13Shruti.

11:14Shruti.

11:34Shame.

11:35Shame.

11:36Puppy shame.

11:37You don't go on a date wearing a towel.

11:40Actually, Saturday is our laundry day.

11:43These days, we leave the towel and put all the clothes in the washing machine.

11:47I don't do Haja on Monday to Monday.

11:48I don't go out of the gate.

11:49I go to the bathroom only after that.

11:51I wash the clothes while sitting in the bathroom.

11:53Who will watch the film now?

11:55If you go in the towel, people will watch this and forget the film.

11:58I'll still take it.

12:00How?

12:04Come on.

12:05Come in the line of caution.

12:06Why do you always want to see me standing in the line of caution?

12:09I'll tell you.

12:12Come on.

12:13Take off the towel.

12:14Take off the towel.

12:18I'm dead.

12:19This is called Abel Bujimar.

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