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Billie Eilish vs. Finneas _ Hot Ones Versus(720P_HD)
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7/17/2024
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00:00
I did really well, to be fair.
00:02
Yeah, you did great.
00:03
I didn't have one sip of water and one sip of milk,
00:05
and I ate almost all of them.
00:07
Should I eat the last one?
00:09
Or not?
00:11
This is Hot Ones Versus.
00:13
In front of these contestants
00:15
is a stack of deeply personal questions.
00:17
They can either tell the truth,
00:19
Oh my god.
00:21
or suffer the wrath of the last death.
00:23
Yeah!
00:24
Whoever eats the most wings, loses.
00:26
You spin it, you wanted to.
00:31
You spin it, you wanted to.
00:41
You go first.
00:42
My turn.
00:46
As a songwriter, there's a constant need
00:48
to document your innermost thoughts and feelings.
00:52
Read your last Notes app entry out loud.
00:57
Uh oh.
01:01
Oh my god.
01:07
Yo, it's a quote from my dad.
01:10
I was talking to my friend Nat the other day,
01:12
and Nat said,
01:13
You literally have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen,
01:15
except for maybe your dad.
01:17
Our mom also has really beautiful eyes.
01:18
100%.
01:19
Most beautiful eyes ever, for two parents.
01:21
Anyway, I was telling my dad this, and my dad goes,
01:23
Your mom said I have bird eyes.
01:26
And then he said,
01:28
And that I look like a baby dinosaur.
01:32
She's like, yeah.
01:34
She's like, yeah.
01:36
She's filming also, as if there aren't
01:38
100 cameras trained on us.
01:40
Mom's filming on her iPhone.
01:42
Just to get that shot.
01:43
The magic shot.
01:44
So that's real.
01:46
You and I just released our latest project,
01:48
Hit Me Hard and Soft.
01:49
Yes.
01:50
What was the biggest argument we had
01:52
while working on the record?
01:53
While working on the record.
01:56
I put my feet up on the desk a lot.
01:59
And Billy's just...
02:00
Billy's is always...
02:01
Well, not always.
02:02
He's a lot of times barefoot,
02:04
a lot of times in very filthy shoes.
02:06
And he'll put them...
02:07
This is the situation.
02:09
Sorry to the food.
02:10
Hold on.
02:11
I'm like right next to him, and he'll be like...
02:17
And my face is like right there.
02:19
And actually, we filmed so much of making the album
02:22
that almost all the footage is his feet,
02:24
and then me.
02:25
The camera's right here, and his feet is just...
02:27
That's going to be a Patreon-only fans cut.
02:29
The doc will be the foot cut.
02:31
I think the longest, biggest argument
02:33
was during a period of transition
02:36
in maybe both of our lives,
02:37
where we were just trying to be kind of honest.
02:39
To give you credit, I was very much high and mighty
02:43
about you're not being honest or authentic enough.
02:45
And you were coming up with such beautiful melodies
02:47
and cool cadences that then by the time
02:49
we had cool lyrics, everything else was done.
02:51
So I learned a lot from being too egocentric
02:55
in that process.
02:56
Aw, love that.
03:00
Aye, aye, aye.
03:01
In addition to being a Grammy award-winning singer,
03:03
you're also a style icon.
03:05
Rate these classic Billie Eilish fits
03:08
on a scale of one to ten.
03:10
Jesus Christ.
03:15
One to ten?
03:16
We're going to give that like a three.
03:18
I had the idea...
03:21
The idea was there.
03:22
I had gray sweatpants on.
03:23
I had a camouflaged vest.
03:25
It really doesn't look good on, though.
03:27
Was this Laneway?
03:28
This looks like Laneway.
03:29
Yes, this was Perth.
03:32
P-U-R-R-R-R-T-H?
03:34
Perth!
03:36
This is cute.
03:37
That was cute.
03:38
That's like a seven, eight.
03:41
All Things Anime is like the coolest shit ever.
03:43
I feel like anytime I have a shirt
03:45
that has any sort of anime character on it,
03:47
it's the coolest shirt I own.
03:50
Ooh.
03:51
This was a person whose shit did not stink.
03:53
Uh...
03:56
She thought her shit did not stink.
03:57
She was in a word.
03:59
Ooh.
04:01
This person was...
04:02
That's not true.
04:03
Yeah, I remember walking around this specific event
04:05
being just like,
04:06
I am absolutely the sickest person in the world.
04:09
Your Assassin's Creed outfit.
04:11
Kind of hard.
04:12
I feel like that's an eight.
04:13
This is so embarrassing.
04:15
As a producer and songwriter,
04:17
you've worked with everyone from Justin Bieber to Kid Cudi.
04:19
Name one person you'd never want to be in the studio with again.
04:26
Yeah!
04:27
Um...
04:32
Um...
04:43
I'm trying to not punch down.
04:44
Trying to be realistic here.
04:46
Trying not to punch down, did you say?
04:48
Yeah, I could punch way down.
04:51
Ooh.
04:52
Yeah, sure.
04:53
Sure.
04:55
Yeah, there you go.
04:56
Whoa, fat bite.
04:58
I'm hungry.
04:59
Same.
05:00
Careful with those eyes.
05:05
That's good, dude.
05:08
It is very hot.
05:11
Now that I've had my bite,
05:12
I'm trying to think if I should still answer the question.
05:15
Um...
05:37
Sibling test.
05:38
I'm going to write down my answer,
05:40
and you have to guess my response.
05:41
Guess wrong and eat a death wing.
05:44
What is my favorite Billie Eilish song?
05:50
Favorite song?
05:51
Yeah, my favorite of your songs.
05:53
Yeah.
05:56
Hot Wing.
05:57
You okay?
05:58
Yeah.
06:00
I have no idea.
06:01
Don't overthink it.
06:02
New or old?
06:03
New-ish.
06:05
Just profile me.
06:07
But you like so many of our songs.
06:09
Of course.
06:10
You mean Skinny?
06:11
I love Skinny.
06:12
I was going to say,
06:13
What Was I Made For?
06:15
I love that song.
06:16
I literally forgot that song existed.
06:18
I literally did not think of that song.
06:20
That song's great.
06:21
That's a great answer.
06:23
I want to eat a wing.
06:26
Well, she got the answer wrong.
06:28
Take a bite.
06:34
Spicy, right?
06:35
I love What Was I Made For.
06:36
I just feel like...
06:37
Yum, dude.
06:39
There's such a tender,
06:40
heartbreaking thing about that song.
06:42
I have such a fond memory of writing it.
06:44
We got to perform it for that whole year.
06:47
It got us in the Barbie entourage,
06:49
which was such a fun entourage to be a part of.
06:52
They were all such cool, nice people.
06:57
It's great.
07:00
It's a little hard to think.
07:05
Sibling test.
07:07
What was my biggest fear as a kid?
07:11
Oh, God.
07:13
I have the answer,
07:14
but I think you're going to forget.
07:15
I think you're going to forget what it is.
07:16
I'm going to remember.
07:17
I'm going to remember.
07:18
Okay.
07:22
She had several fears.
07:25
I'm going old school kid stuff.
07:29
We both had rampant separation anxiety,
07:31
so it could be that,
07:33
but I think it was being flushed down the toilet.
07:38
No.
07:39
It was the salt monster.
07:41
Oh, yeah.
07:42
I was super scared of the parents
07:44
turning into pigs and spirited away.
07:46
Billy was scared of the salt monster
07:48
in the original Star Trek.
07:50
So scared of it.
07:52
It's really scary.
07:53
Okay.
07:54
Fuck.
07:56
I thought you were going to get that one.
07:57
Fine.
08:02
The first one has lingered so long.
08:05
I know.
08:06
That wasn't such a bad experience.
08:07
I'm still there.
08:08
I'm going to miss you after a second.
08:09
Mm.
08:10
Ulysses are like...
08:11
Good.
08:12
...yummy soy.
08:15
Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:16
Well, you've never been shy about giving credit
08:19
to your early musical influences.
08:20
Now that your heroes have become your peers,
08:22
rank these artists from most to least how...
08:25
Ooh.
08:27
Ooh.
08:28
Tyler, the Creator,
08:29
Lana Del Rey,
08:30
Childish Gambino,
08:31
Justin Bieber.
08:33
Oh, my God.
08:38
Most to least, I would say.
08:41
Let's start with most.
08:46
As least feels two-pointed and mean.
08:48
I don't know if I can do it.
08:50
Okay.
08:51
Well,
08:52
eat a death wing, then.
08:55
Nope.
08:56
What do you mean, nope?
08:57
Cheating.
08:59
Why is it there?
09:00
Because you're cheating.
09:01
Because you're cheating.
09:05
The lips is the problem.
09:06
Really?
09:07
The mouth is fine.
09:08
For me, it's the tongue.
09:09
Tongue is fine.
09:10
Okay.
09:17
Mm.
09:18
Yummy.
09:20
Why are you eating one?
09:21
Because I'm hungry.
09:23
Same.
09:28
Wow!
09:32
Is it okay?
09:33
Yeah.
09:34
Oh, s...
09:37
Horribly devastating.
09:39
I'm suffering, but
09:40
it's fun.
09:41
What's awesome about Hot Ones
09:42
is that when the interview is over,
09:43
we get to keep suffering.
09:45
All right.
09:48
This is a wild card.
09:55
What the fuck?
09:58
Oh, whoa.
10:03
Oh, my God.
10:05
It's a tra...
10:06
It's a tra...
10:07
Whoa.
10:09
It's tradition around here
10:12
to put a little extra on the last wing.
10:14
You and your opponent
10:15
can add an extra dab
10:16
to your final wings now.
10:19
What's the question?
10:21
Don't smile at me.
10:23
Challenge your sibling
10:24
to a compliment battle.
10:26
First person to smile
10:27
must eat a death wing.
10:28
Dude, this is
10:29
so sad.
10:32
Your eyes are like,
10:33
your eyes are like...
10:35
Red.
10:36
You're faring better.
10:37
Much better than last time.
10:43
I don't really like
10:44
other wines.
10:45
Can we just wash my eyes?
10:46
I have hot sauce in my eyes.
10:48
This is horrible news.
10:53
You're the most talented
10:54
person I know.
10:56
You're a fast driver.
10:59
You've never been in a car accident,
11:00
right?
11:01
No.
11:03
You're the smartest person
11:04
I know.
11:05
I feel like you already
11:06
said that.
11:15
That's crazy.
11:22
Isn't that crazy?
11:23
Holy shit, Billy.
11:29
You look good
11:31
in the dumbest
11:32
fucking clothing.
11:41
I laugh too, so.
11:43
Oh my god.
11:44
Are you good though?
11:45
It can't get worse.
11:46
It can.
11:47
It totally can.
11:49
Oh, Phineas.
11:50
Bone apple teeth.
11:53
Love you.
11:58
That's disgusting.
11:59
Yeah.
12:03
A tie?
12:04
What are you talking about?
12:05
I didn't take one sip of water
12:07
or one sip of milk.
12:10
Billy, who doesn't have
12:11
enough trophies.
12:14
Billy.
12:17
Congratulate him.
12:22
This
12:24
is yours.
12:32
Thank you.
12:42
Thank you so much
12:43
for having me on the show.
12:55
The stream
12:56
hit me hard and soft.
12:59
I'm like feeling
13:00
the need to like
13:01
tell you all the people
13:02
I've ever hooked up with
13:03
for some reason.
13:09
Oh my god.
13:11
You didn't even make that
13:12
a little bit edible.
13:22
I wonder if we could pass
13:23
like a breathalyzer test
13:24
right now.
13:25
Like a walking
13:26
in a straight line.
13:27
Walking in a straight line
13:28
situation.
13:31
Billy dressed like Steve
13:32
from Blue's Clues
13:33
walking around
13:34
the liminal space
13:35
sweating.
13:38
I did really well.
13:39
Yeah, you did great.
13:41
I didn't have one sip of water
13:42
and one sip of milk
13:43
and I ate almost all of them.
13:45
Should I eat the last one?
13:47
Or not?
13:51
I can taste the sweat
13:52
dripping into my mouth
13:53
from my face.
13:58
Float like a butterfly
13:59
sting like a camera guy.
14:00
What is up Spice Lords?
14:01
Camera guy Bill here.
14:03
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