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Sponge Bob S02E9a Grandma's Kisses
Eulachacha Waikiki
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7/16/2024
Sponge Bob S02E9a Grandma's Kisses
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00:00
There it is. Grandma's house. What wonders await me today?
00:07
Fresh baked cookies, story time, a sweater with love in every stitch.
00:13
Oh, what am I waiting for? Grandma! Grandma! Grandma!
00:18
SpongeBob!
00:20
Hi, Grandma!
00:22
Come in and sit for a while. Have a cookie, SpongeBob.
00:28
Grandma, you make the best cookies in the deep blue sea.
00:34
Oh, yeah.
00:41
Grandma's cookies.
00:45
Now, who wants to lick the spoon?
00:48
Me, me, me.
00:50
And then we drove all the way home with all the windows down and freezing.
00:58
Tell me another story about when I was a baby.
01:06
Oh, three o'clock? I'm going to be late for work.
01:09
Hop in my car. I'll drop you off.
01:13
Thanks, Grandma.
01:15
SpongeBob, you forgot your kissy kissy.
01:18
I sure did.
01:23
Bye, Grandma. Thanks for the ride.
01:26
Thank you, Squidward.
01:33
Isn't this great? Everybody's in a good mood today.
01:37
I love bursting your bubbles, SpongeBob.
01:41
They're laughing at you, not with you.
01:45
Did I do something funny?
01:47
Your forehead?
01:49
My forehead is funny?
01:51
Hey, Grandma's boy.
01:54
Kissy, kissy, kissy.
01:59
No, you're wrong.
02:02
There's nothing wrong with getting kisses from your Grandma.
02:06
No, especially if you're a big baby who wears diapers.
02:14
And sucks his thumb.
02:17
And plays with dolls.
02:20
And wears pajamas that feed him.
02:23
And carries his blankie around.
02:28
All right already.
02:31
Cheer up, SpongeBob. I know someone who still likes you.
02:36
Really? You do, Squidward?
02:39
Yeah, your Grandma.
02:43
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:46
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:49
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:52
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:55
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:58
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:01
Stop it!
03:04
I have been publicly humiliated for the last time.
03:09
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:12
I'm sorry that happened to you, SpongeBob.
03:16
Me too.
03:17
You're the most adult person I know.
03:20
Thanks, Patrick.
03:21
You know how grandmas are. They love babies.
03:25
You just can't act like a baby around her.
03:28
You're right, Patrick.
03:29
Have I ever not been right?
03:36
You're a man now, SpongeBob.
03:38
And it's time you started acting like one.
03:41
Yeah!
03:43
Oh, but I'm not sure I know how.
03:47
Allow me to demonstrate.
03:50
First, puff out your chest.
03:53
Now say, tax exemption.
03:56
Tax exemption.
03:57
Now you must acquire a taste for freeform jazz.
04:03
Okay, SpongeBob, you're ready.
04:06
This is it.
04:08
What are you going to tell Grandma?
04:10
I'm a grown-up.
04:12
No, it's answer. What's about it?
04:14
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
04:16
Then you get behind her and I'll push.
04:19
Patrick, we didn't say that.
04:21
Oh, yeah, right.
04:22
All we need now is the icing on the maturity cake.
04:26
I've been growing these babies for years.
04:30
Oh, hello, SpongeBob.
04:34
What a nice surprise.
04:36
Come here and give your granny her kissy-kissy.
04:41
Oh, hello, SpongeBob.
04:43
What a nice surprise.
04:46
Come here and give your granny her kissy-kissy.
04:59
Sorry, Grandmother, but the kissing has to stop.
05:02
Tell her like it is, SpongeBob.
05:04
No more baby stuff.
05:07
He is right, Grandmother.
05:09
Kisses are for babies, which I am no longer.
05:12
I have grown up. It is nature's way.
05:15
Oh, you are absolutely right.
05:20
I am? I mean, of course I am.
05:23
You will definitely not be treated like a baby around here ever again.
05:30
I am glad you see it my way, Grandmother.
05:33
Well, I'm glad that's settled.
05:35
But what am I going to do with all these fresh-baked cookies?
05:40
Sorry, Grandmother.
05:42
We adults don't partake in the consumption of sweets.
05:45
Right, Patrick?
05:47
Keep up coming, Granny.
05:51
So much for no more baby stuff.
05:54
And don't forget the cookie-eating hat.
06:00
Hey, that's my cookie-eating hat.
06:05
I mean, it was when I was a baby.
06:11
Well, look who's here.
06:14
It's my big old adult grandson.
06:17
Grandmother, I need to have a mature conversation with Mr. Patrick.
06:23
Patrick, what are you doing?
06:26
Cookies? Warm milk? A bib?
06:30
Is that a kissy mark on your forehead?
06:32
We are supposed to be adults!
06:35
No roughhousing with a full tummy.
06:39
I'm a baby.
06:41
I'm a baby. I'm a baby. I'm a baby.
06:47
Being grown up is boring.
06:49
I love being a baby.
06:52
Besides, I don't get jazz.
06:55
Oh, poor Patrick.
06:57
I almost feel sorry for you.
07:00
Trapped in the awkward phase of diaper days.
07:04
Never to know the rich rewards of being a grown-up.
07:08
Here's a fresh batch of cookies.
07:11
All right.
07:15
Rewards, huh?
07:17
Oh, yeah. There's...
07:21
Let's see. We went over the jazz.
07:25
Nom, nom, nom.
07:30
So, Grandma, I'm full.
07:32
More cookies.
07:46
It appears to be my lunch hour.
07:48
Grown-ups have to eat too.
07:50
I guess this will have to do.
07:52
You don't want this baby food.
07:55
How about a big piece of steamed coral?
07:59
Oh, yeah.
08:01
Great.
08:04
Nutritious.
08:06
Story time.
08:08
Oh, boy. Story time. Story time. Story time.
08:12
Story time?
08:14
You'll enjoy this, Patrick.
08:16
It's a wonderful story about a magical sea leprechaun.
08:20
Oh, SpongeBob, you wouldn't be interested in this baby book.
08:25
Here's the technical manual on routine.
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