Clickbait Unfollowed (2024)
In this contemporary thriller, a popular social media influencer becomes the target of a dangerous stalker after a controversial post goes viral. As she navigates the blurred lines between her online persona and real life, she must uncover the stalker's identity before it's too late. The film explores themes of privacy, obsession, and the dark side of social media fame.
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00:00:00Doopie. Doopie.
00:00:15Whoa.
00:00:16Parker, I'm not filming yet.
00:00:18Could you just wait a minute?
00:00:20Okay.
00:00:21You said that was the last one.
00:00:23Okay, we'll make it really quick this time.
00:00:25This is the third video today. I missed soccer practice.
00:00:28Okay, look. You do this once more, and I promise you that I will buy you a brand new Neymar jersey.
00:00:34I'm a Mbappe fan.
00:00:36Okay, now, when you open the box, I need you to get really excited,
00:00:39like at Christmas time when Grandma buys you something that you don't like.
00:00:43Okay, here we go. And action.
00:00:46So, Parker, what have you got there?
00:00:48It's a box, but I don't know what's in it.
00:00:52Well, open it, silly.
00:00:55We got a mystery package today, which we're really excited about.
00:01:00It's the first official package that we've been sent, which is a big deal.
00:01:05We're really starting to get noticed, huh, Parker?
00:01:11Whoa.
00:01:13Seriously, Mom, I got a tablet.
00:01:16Oh, my God, what?
00:01:18I got a tablet.
00:01:20Oh, my gosh, wow. Okay.
00:01:23Let me turn it on.
00:01:26This tablet is your official life-changing invitation to the Sochal Mansion.
00:01:34As a social media expert, I built my empire with the Look Loop platform,
00:01:39and now I want to help you do the same.
00:01:42Compete with five other influencers in brand-building competitions designed to bulk up audience engagement.
00:01:50As I use my period blood to nourish this plant, which in turn cleanses the air that we all breathe,
00:01:59I reflect on our interconnectedness, which is something that no amount of money can buy.
00:02:08All right.
00:02:10So today's look is called Fool's Gold,
00:02:14because this fool is going for gold at the Sochal Mansion, baby.
00:02:18Follow, like, and subscribe, bitch.
00:02:21So this social media expert reaches out to me and was like,
00:02:26I love to leverage your expertise.
00:02:29He keeps giving me his pitch.
00:02:31And I'm like, baby, the best axle is a grease axle.
00:02:35Axe Omega is your boy.
00:02:39Ladies, weights won't bulk you up, they'll build you up.
00:02:44Tell your friends to follow me and do all the things that help me to help more of you.
00:02:49No reps, no respect.
00:02:52Leave your personal devices behind and use only your gifted tablets.
00:02:57I'm not enough screen for you anymore.
00:02:59Wow.
00:03:01You said size didn't matter.
00:03:03It doesn't matter.
00:03:05It doesn't.
00:03:06What does it have that I don't?
00:03:08Better resolution.
00:03:10It'll take all your blood.
00:03:12I am the plant and you are the pulsing bloodline.
00:03:16Sweat.
00:03:17I'm pumped to win this thing.
00:03:18And tears.
00:03:19Girl, I'm so excited I could cry.
00:03:22Whoever gains the most followers wins.
00:03:25You go out into the world and you find your life, baby.
00:03:28And leaves here with one dollar for every new follower.
00:03:31You want to make money, you came to the right guy.
00:03:34Spots are limited. You are not.
00:03:37All you have to do is show up.
00:03:42Whoa.
00:03:44Parker, get the suitcase.
00:04:12No!
00:04:20Hey, it's your boy Axel coming at you from the social mansions.
00:04:24And here's some of the other influences coming up behind me.
00:04:26Looks like they will be in the competition.
00:04:29Hi, what's your name?
00:04:31Hey, hey, hey, I'm Mimi.
00:04:34Wait, do you have service here?
00:04:36Nah, it's a video. I'm going to post it later, Gator.
00:04:38Bye.
00:04:39And you are?
00:04:41Peach.
00:04:42Like the fruit.
00:04:44That makes sense.
00:04:45Yo, what's up, buddy? I'm Kyle.
00:04:47Hey, guys, I'm looking forward to crushing your boy out of the competition.
00:04:50I'm just Josh, bro. What's your name?
00:04:52Enchanté.
00:04:53Axel May.
00:04:55And you are?
00:04:56Gaia!
00:04:57Oh, my gosh. Hi. I'm Julie.
00:04:59This is my son, Parker.
00:05:01Parker, tell Gaia how much we love her guided meditations.
00:05:04She makes me do them before bed.
00:05:06Oh, well, that's...
00:05:08I'm sorry. He's just tired.
00:05:09Wonderful.
00:05:10It's been such a long trip.
00:05:12Axel, hi.
00:05:13I love your content on growth through real estate investment.
00:05:17I really feel like we could learn so much about branding from you.
00:05:20Hi, Brandy.
00:05:21Hey, what's your name, little guy?
00:05:22Hey.
00:05:23This is Parker, and he unboxes gifts, and he showcases his shopping hauls.
00:05:28Say Parker. How old? 20, 25?
00:05:30Nah, he's 10.
00:05:32Say hi to his followers.
00:05:33Hi, I'm Parker.
00:05:34Hey!
00:05:35Are you ready to grab him by the pigtails?
00:05:39Yeah, you bet.
00:05:40All right.
00:05:42Isn't he cool? What a cool guy.
00:05:45Oh, don't forget to follow Parker and subscribe!
00:05:49Sweetie, it's Brandy. We just spoke about it.
00:05:56With respect, I would downward your dog any day of the week.
00:06:01Namaste.
00:06:02Such a gentleman.
00:06:04Oh. My. God.
00:06:07Mimi, girl, I love your posts.
00:06:11They make me piss myself laughing.
00:06:13Well, thanks! And peace to meet you!
00:06:16Mimi is my character. I'm Ami.
00:06:19And you're pretty in peach MUA, right?
00:06:22Stop it.
00:06:23Your contour lessons changed the game for me.
00:06:26Oh, stop.
00:06:27Helped me carve out a chin.
00:06:29It's so crazy seeing you in real life.
00:06:31Like, you're a real person?
00:06:33Of course I am.
00:06:34Jai Bhagwan. I'm Gaia.
00:06:37Selfie?
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:39Okay.
00:06:40Yes.
00:06:41Great.
00:06:46Girl, she looks so familiar.
00:06:49She went viral for using her period blood to feed her plants.
00:06:56Wait for me, coach!
00:06:59I'm coming!
00:07:01My God, look at this place.
00:07:04We're not in Kansas anymore.
00:07:06Does anybody actually live here?
00:07:08How do they get food?
00:07:10Well, sweetie, if you have enough money,
00:07:12you can get whatever you want, even in the middle of nowhere.
00:07:15And they have money.
00:07:16This dude is an excelling man.
00:07:19I think it's a woman.
00:07:20I mean, that's what I got from watching the video.
00:07:23I banged enough models to know when I see one glasses.
00:07:26She was clearly hired by a tech bro.
00:07:28Whose name the prob's got to keep under lockdown for security reasons.
00:07:31What you got to do when you get to this level, bro?
00:07:35Dear guest, it is my honor to welcome you to the So Shall Mansion.
00:07:41Please explore the grounds, as they will soon become your tomb.
00:07:46Soon become our what?
00:07:48I think she said home.
00:07:50Make yourselves comfortable, but don't get too friendly.
00:07:54Only one person can leave here.
00:07:59A winner.
00:08:02All right, let's go.
00:08:09Come on.
00:08:18It's so empty in here.
00:08:20Feels like a model home.
00:08:23It looked better in the photos.
00:08:25Girl, everything looks better in photos.
00:08:27Guys, it's an influencer house.
00:08:29It's supposed to look curated.
00:08:31I actually think it's really impressive.
00:08:33Hell yeah.
00:08:34Guys, train your mind to see the good in every situation.
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:40Yeah, we got it.
00:08:41So where is this chick?
00:08:42She gonna show herself or what?
00:08:44Sounds pretty bangable.
00:08:46I'm bored.
00:08:47Everyone here is old.
00:08:49Successful?
00:08:50Old.
00:08:52Shh.
00:08:54Just take a look around.
00:08:56Just take a look around.
00:08:59Hey, yo, bro.
00:09:01Listen, um, what do you think everyone would do about the chick situation?
00:09:06Kind of got my eye on the hippy one.
00:09:08Seems like a bit of a feminist, but I could wear her down.
00:09:11That leaves you with the glasses one.
00:09:13Cool for you?
00:09:14I'm here to focus on the endgame, bro.
00:09:16I don't need the distraction.
00:09:19Fucking helps me focus, bro.
00:09:21Good for you, pal.
00:09:22Yeah, yeah.
00:09:26Hmm.
00:09:34Love.
00:09:37Hello?
00:09:40Anybody here?
00:09:44Adonde est el wifi password?
00:09:49Oh.
00:09:52Ah!
00:09:54Peed a little.
00:09:56Sorry.
00:09:57Float like a butterfly.
00:09:59What's the point in being able to make videos if we can't post them?
00:10:03Maybe it's only she can control what we put out there.
00:10:06And when.
00:10:07Okay, but I'm literally dying for wifi.
00:10:09I know.
00:10:10There's no service.
00:10:11It stresses me out.
00:10:12Yeah.
00:10:14Um.
00:10:15What do you think is great about the kid?
00:10:17I mean, if it brings a kid to Mr. Mouser.
00:10:19Yeah, it sucks.
00:10:20He's definitely gonna win.
00:10:21So cute.
00:10:22Word.
00:10:33Oh, yeah.
00:10:34Love me some catering.
00:10:35It's incredible.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37Oh.
00:10:38Super.
00:10:39It's fine.
00:10:40I love that somebody is cooking for me tonight.
00:10:43Oh, my God.
00:10:44Look at this.
00:10:45Oh, my gosh.
00:10:46This looks good, huh?
00:10:47So exciting.
00:10:48Hey, bro, your spot's down here.
00:10:49Ah, sure, bro.
00:10:50Yeah, sure.
00:10:51Thank you.
00:10:57This is nice, huh?
00:11:00Oh, it smells like truffle oil.
00:11:02Oh, yeah?
00:11:04It's just like the stuff you make on Tuesdays.
00:11:06From the blue box.
00:11:07It's obviously much higher quality than that.
00:11:09Take a bite.
00:11:15So, where's our host?
00:11:19Anyone else curious about where this food is, like, magicked from?
00:11:23A little paranoid there, huh, bro?
00:11:26My mom told me not to take food from strangers.
00:11:29I'm pretty confident that they didn't go to all this trouble to bring us here just to kill us.
00:11:34At least not on the first night.
00:11:41I'm trying to chill out.
00:11:46Cheers.
00:11:49Mm.
00:12:05So, how many followers you all have on Lookloop?
00:12:08Parker's got 250K.
00:12:10He's been working really hard, haven't you, buddy?
00:12:12Wow.
00:12:13Nice, bro.
00:12:15I'm at 250 also.
00:12:18Word.
00:12:19Same.
00:12:20I am, too.
00:12:21Right on.
00:12:22Makes sense, though, right?
00:12:23Keep it a fair fight.
00:12:27So, Gaia, I noticed your accent got thicker than the last time I saw you.
00:12:31Mm.
00:12:32On behalf of female pleasure everywhere, I pray that you got thicker than the last time I saw you.
00:12:41You two know each other?
00:12:43We met once at a convention.
00:12:45We met more than once at that convention.
00:12:47Briefly.
00:12:48Kyle, I am a big fan of your workouts.
00:12:52I used to do them almost every day after my divorce.
00:12:56Really helped keep me motivated to stay moving.
00:12:59Good. I'm glad. I appreciate that.
00:13:01Yeah.
00:13:02Uh, she didn't really do them.
00:13:04She mostly just watched you do them.
00:13:06Parker.
00:13:08By the way, how do you get those lines on your stomach?
00:13:12I think he means your six-pack.
00:13:14Oh.
00:13:16Well, it's a lot of hard work.
00:13:18You gotta eat the right food.
00:13:20And, you know, I always say you can fake a lot of things, but you can't fake fitness.
00:13:24But you can fake fitness. So true.
00:13:25You're a real fan.
00:13:26Well, you know, no reps, no respect.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:31Actually, sometimes you can fake fitness, drugs, surgery.
00:13:36I'm sure nobody here does that, though.
00:13:39And you, Gaia? What's your secret?
00:13:41You literally glow.
00:13:44I've always been super into wellness.
00:13:47I quit high school and moved to India and absolutely soaked up everything that I could.
00:13:51And I brought that back to my daily life.
00:13:54And I guess that manifests as glow.
00:13:57Wow.
00:13:58Yeah. Gosh, yeah.
00:14:00I mean, I've tried the wellness thing.
00:14:03It's just, it's really tough.
00:14:05It is.
00:14:06Especially with kids.
00:14:07I mean, I haven't even worn makeup in years.
00:14:11Yeah, but you're beautiful, though. You don't need makeup.
00:14:14Oh, my God. You're one of those guys.
00:14:16Look, Julie, I'm just going to be honest with you.
00:14:19Guys kind of like chicks who look after themselves.
00:14:23I mean, maybe you'd still be married if you didn't let yourself go.
00:14:30Wow.
00:14:31Wow. You're a prick.
00:14:33Well, as the resident expert on the subject, nobody needs makeup.
00:14:38It's to show the world what you see when you look at yourself.
00:14:41You're beautiful, Julie.
00:14:43So, you see Circus Clown.
00:14:50Do you know what it takes, the balls, it takes to look like this where I come from?
00:14:54Do you?
00:14:55The balls?
00:14:56No, you don't.
00:14:58You have no idea what it means to fight, just to be yourself in this world.
00:15:06I see a warrior to answer your question.
00:15:18Can we reset?
00:15:19Yeah.
00:15:20Let's take a video.
00:15:21That's a great idea.
00:15:22More content showing keeps our accounts growing.
00:15:25Glasses up, gang.
00:15:29A toast to our fellow inhabitants and our followers.
00:15:34A life is not important except for its impact on other lives.
00:15:39Cheers to that.
00:15:40Cheers, Axel Armitge.
00:15:42God, you're so young, yet so wise.
00:15:45You're also quoting Jackie Robinson.
00:15:47I didn't realize you were a baseball fan.
00:15:49I'm right.
00:15:50God, you're so young, yet so wise.
00:15:52You're also quoting Jackie Robinson.
00:15:54I didn't realize you were a baseball fan.
00:15:56I'm not quoting anyone.
00:15:58That's what I believe, and so I thought it and I said it.
00:16:02Oh, jeez.
00:16:03Oh, what is that sound?
00:16:05How do you turn it off?
00:16:08Oh, it's the legal.
00:16:10It's starting, guys.
00:16:11See, bro, I told you it was legit.
00:16:13It's so long.
00:16:14Yeah, that's what she said.
00:16:16Wait, you've signed it already?
00:16:18Congratulations.
00:16:19You really don't need to read it.
00:16:20Girl, I feel like you kind of need to read it, though.
00:16:22Hey, yeah, could you read it to us?
00:16:23I mean, she's got a crazy hot accent.
00:16:25Trust me, it's just a bunch of liability stuff that all platforms use.
00:16:29There, done.
00:16:32Let the games begin, gang.
00:16:34All right.
00:16:36Mm-hmm.
00:16:45Mom?
00:16:47Oh, shit, I knew there was something with this wine.
00:16:51Mom? Mom?
00:16:52What's happening?
00:16:53The wine.
00:16:54I need one from there.
00:16:55Just connect to your breath.
00:16:57Yeah, let's breathe outside.
00:17:01Should we call someone?
00:17:03Call who? We have no service.
00:17:07Oh.
00:17:15Meet Mimi.
00:17:18I, um...
00:17:20I have these panic attacks when, um,
00:17:23I haven't logged into Lookloop in a while.
00:17:26I just start freaking out, you know,
00:17:28about, like, what if my followers have forgotten about me,
00:17:31or, um, what if my follower count has gone down.
00:17:35I know, I know, it sounds crazy.
00:17:37No, no, no, no, it doesn't. It doesn't. I get it.
00:17:40For me, it's like,
00:17:42what if something happened and I missed it?
00:17:44Like a booty smack in your DMs.
00:17:47Drop on in.
00:17:49Yeah.
00:17:51I remember when this massive shooting happened in Texas.
00:17:53It was all over the news. Everybody was talking about it.
00:17:56God bless America.
00:17:58My dad had forced me to go on this, uh,
00:18:01on-making camping trip and wouldn't let me take my phone.
00:18:04So when I got back and checked my Lookloop,
00:18:07there were all these comments saying,
00:18:09why aren't you talking about this?
00:18:11Why aren't you using your platform? Don't you care?
00:18:14So ever since then, I'm constantly checking,
00:18:17making sure nobody's in my comments
00:18:19trying to take me down for not posting about something.
00:18:23Yeah.
00:18:32MUSIC PLAYS
00:18:45I knew it.
00:18:52LAUGHTER
00:18:55Is everybody OK?
00:18:57Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm...
00:18:59I just had a mow. I'm feeling better.
00:19:01Well, that's great news,
00:19:03cos we just got another message on our new tabs.
00:19:05Ooh! We got our first challenge, people.
00:19:07Yes! Yeah.
00:19:09All right.
00:19:11Whether it's real or fake, authenticity sells.
00:19:14For this challenge,
00:19:16you need to show your followers who you really are.
00:19:18You'll find the green room stocked with props.
00:19:20Let your influencer husband know when you're ready to rock.
00:19:23Let's fucking go. Yeah.
00:19:25What the hell's an influencer husband?
00:19:27It's the person that records all your footage.
00:19:29It's basically like a personal photographer.
00:19:31Oh, my God, why do they got to make it sound so gay?
00:19:34I mean, queer.
00:19:36OK, let's just... Uh, guys?
00:19:38Holy shit.
00:19:40Oh. What the hell?
00:19:42So, are they the influencer husbands?
00:19:45Hey, are you all right, little man?
00:19:47Yeah. There's a lady on the TV.
00:19:50She's asking for you.
00:19:52What? OK.
00:19:54Oh, it's perfect. Thank you.
00:19:56OK.
00:20:02What?
00:20:08Ow!
00:20:10Don't ruin your make-up.
00:20:12Wow.
00:20:14Jesus.
00:20:16Yeah, go and fuck yourself.
00:20:18Oh.
00:20:20Relax, honeydew. It was a joke.
00:20:24Mom, I don't like this.
00:20:26Sweetie, it's a game. It's meant to be fun.
00:20:28Don't worry.
00:20:30Where's that lady you were talking about, little dude?
00:20:33Oh, she's... Wait, what?
00:20:35She was there a minute ago.
00:20:37OK.
00:20:39Welcome, everyone.
00:20:41I'm Sophia, your guide for this competition.
00:20:45Jesus, maybe she's more of a hand model.
00:20:47Now, you're all here because you are amongst
00:20:49the fastest-rising influencers in your fields.
00:20:53Gone are the days when you had a thousand followers
00:20:56and thought you were hot shit.
00:20:58If I only had a thousand followers,
00:21:00I think I'd kill myself.
00:21:03The ring lights have activated,
00:21:05which means you're now in your best light
00:21:08for your first challenge.
00:21:10Oh, God, it's happening.
00:21:12You have five minutes to grab your props from the green room.
00:21:16You have one minute to record your content.
00:21:20Once the last influencer is finished,
00:21:22all your videos will be posted in unison.
00:21:30Wait, no editing?
00:21:32We can still use a filter, right?
00:21:35Woo-hoo! Let's fucking do this!
00:21:38All right, all right!
00:21:40Hey, one team, one dream, baby.
00:21:42You grab me some weights while I warm up, yeah?
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:45So, you ready to be authentic?
00:21:48I'm authentically going to puke.
00:21:50My whole account is Mimi Bits.
00:21:52Why don't you just be Ami?
00:21:54Because I want people to like me.
00:21:56Girl, you want me to glam you?
00:21:59Me?
00:22:00I'll help you feel like the best version of yourself.
00:22:02God, yes. Anything.
00:22:04Make me work.
00:22:07I mean, like, who even is that social media guru, right?
00:22:10She's so famous. How come none of us have heard of her?
00:22:13No, maybe she did well on WikiFeed.
00:22:15You know, I've heard her voice somewhere.
00:22:17Maybe Super Soul Sundays,
00:22:19perchance she was interviewed by Oprah.
00:22:21There's no way.
00:22:23Oh, can you please go spittle in your own corner?
00:22:26All right, here I go.
00:22:28Wish me luck.
00:22:29Hard pass.
00:22:34I used to get made fun of a lot in school.
00:22:36It was rough.
00:22:37I don't like to talk about it.
00:22:39But here we go.
00:22:41I was the kid eating lunch in bathroom stalls to avoid the bullies.
00:22:44Girls hated me.
00:22:46They called me chicken legs.
00:22:48And then I found the gym.
00:22:50And it gave me the strength that I needed to fight back.
00:22:53And that's all that I want for all of you.
00:23:01Bro, you had, like, 20 seconds left.
00:23:04Oh, yeah, no, I'd said everything I needed to say, though.
00:23:08Oh, couldn't do any more reps, could ya?
00:23:10No.
00:23:11Yeah, good job.
00:23:12Asshole.
00:23:22Now, I keep telling you my system works,
00:23:24but this is next level.
00:23:26Now, you all know I've been asked here to help some influencers with their growth,
00:23:29but check this out.
00:23:31There's this huge party outside, right?
00:23:33I mean, more hot chicks than I've seen in my whole life.
00:23:36I mean, I've banged two of them, man.
00:23:38I've been juiced of all my sauce, you know what I'm saying?
00:23:41I got one chick on my face, I got one chick on my dick.
00:23:44Word.
00:23:46Okay, so, I'm going to ask you questions,
00:23:48and you're going to be really cute and funny, right?
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51And the purpose of today's challenge is to be...
00:23:54Real.
00:23:55Parker, I need you to stop answering with a question.
00:23:59You know this.
00:24:00Real.
00:24:01You don't want to disappoint the nice lady who brought you here, do you?
00:24:04She didn't seem that nice.
00:24:07Let's go, okay?
00:24:08Man, that's bullshit. I ran out of time.
00:24:10Hey, watch your mouth.
00:24:12Oh, shit!
00:24:16You know, you'd probably have a lot more followers if you led with this.
00:24:19Did you know there's a 30% increase in follower retention rate for chicks with fake titties?
00:24:25So, I'm going to think about sweet cheeks.
00:24:29I actively hate that guy.
00:24:31Same.
00:24:32It's not that I don't trust you.
00:24:34It's just I trust myself more, so I'm just...
00:24:37Oh!
00:24:38Right.
00:24:40Lighten up, Jules.
00:24:42Sure you'll do. Great.
00:24:46Say hi to your Parkies.
00:24:48Hi, Parkies.
00:24:49And tell your friends what you're going to be doing today.
00:24:52We're telling the truth?
00:24:55Oh, I mean, we're telling the truth.
00:24:59And what's one thing that would surprise everyone to know about you?
00:25:04What?
00:25:10Parker.
00:25:12I don't want to say it.
00:25:16Parker, you can say anything to your fans.
00:25:19They'll support you.
00:25:24But you're going to be mad.
00:25:29Sweetie, I would never be mad at you for telling the truth.
00:25:35Say something.
00:25:42I don't want to be here.
00:25:46Wait, what?
00:25:48In this house?
00:25:49No, no.
00:25:50It's a really, really cool house.
00:25:52No, no.
00:25:53I mean, an influencer person.
00:25:59What?
00:26:00I told you I want to be here.
00:26:02What?
00:26:03I told you I want to play for the soccer team.
00:26:05But I missed the tryouts.
00:26:07Because you made me record videos.
00:26:08Oh, my God.
00:26:09Parker, I get that you feel that way right now.
00:26:12But you'll thank me when you see how many doors this opens for you.
00:26:17No.
00:26:18No, that doesn't count.
00:26:20Delete that.
00:26:24You've saved it.
00:26:25You said to tell the truth.
00:26:28We need to talk.
00:26:29Right now.
00:26:33The mom spills bad vibes.
00:26:35Yeah.
00:26:40What do you think happens to you when you get older?
00:26:43Your voice changes.
00:26:44You start sprouting pubescent hair on your upper lip.
00:26:47We learned about it in health class, but I didn't really listen.
00:26:49All the people that follow us, they go away.
00:26:52They find a younger, cuter kid.
00:26:54And all of this is over.
00:26:57This was our last chance.
00:26:59And you just fucking blew it.
00:27:03Oh, my God.
00:27:11Shoot.
00:27:14We've done it, y'all.
00:27:16Oh, yeah, baby.
00:27:17First challenge done, dusted, and posted.
00:27:21Did I sound calm enough, though?
00:27:23I feel like I was talking too fast.
00:27:25Yeah, I feel great.
00:27:26I feel like I really connected with people.
00:27:28I'm sure you did, guy.
00:27:29Maybe it was a bad idea not to do Mimi.
00:27:31I mean, there's already so many pretty girl accounts out there.
00:27:34I mean...
00:27:37Jesus.
00:27:39Not the face.
00:27:40Sorry.
00:27:43You can get this back when you start taking things seriously.
00:27:47Excuse me.
00:27:48If it's posted, can we just go see our comments?
00:27:51I just want to see what's going on.
00:27:56Yes.
00:27:58Yeah.
00:27:59Yeah, let's go.
00:28:00Yeah, let's do it.
00:28:01All right.
00:28:09Guys.
00:28:11Look at these numbers.
00:28:13Do you see this shit?
00:28:16Holy mackerel.
00:28:185,000 new followers.
00:28:20Oh, my God.
00:28:21He's the cutest.
00:28:23I love that he feels like he can be honest with his mom.
00:28:25I'd watch him play soccer.
00:28:27That's my baby.
00:28:29Aren't you concerned at all about Edith Powell's baby?
00:28:36Oh, don't be jealous, guy.
00:28:37It's just a game.
00:28:40How'd you do, coach?
00:28:41Oh, wow.
00:28:42Great.
00:28:43Great dance.
00:28:44The comments on the video.
00:28:46Wait, is your follower count decreasing?
00:28:50All right, that is bullshit.
00:28:52Fourth?
00:28:53But you know what?
00:28:54It's okay.
00:28:55It ain't over till it's over.
00:28:56What the fuck?
00:28:57Come on.
00:28:58There's always room for growth, right?
00:28:59Have you tried fake titties?
00:29:03The analytics are in and the winner is clear.
00:29:06Congratulations, Parker.
00:29:09What does he win?
00:29:10Well, he's still in the game.
00:29:12And I think you'll find that will become very important in a moment.
00:29:17Here, you go play till the next round.
00:29:19Can't win them all.
00:29:21Kyle, as our loser, please let your hubby guide you to a second location.
00:29:27Where you will record your exit video.
00:29:30Oh, what?
00:29:31It's been like three minutes.
00:29:32You can't judge me based on that.
00:29:33Actually, the first three minutes of a post's existence are indicative of its lifetime performance.
00:29:39She's so wise.
00:29:40Train your mind to see the good in every situation.
00:29:46Dude, obviously they were gonna let the fucking kid win.
00:29:48That's fucking bullshit, dude.
00:29:50A treadmill bra?
00:29:51Cardio's not my brand, but whatever.
00:29:53Kyle, we hope you have enjoyed your time at the Sochelle Mansion.
00:29:59You still matter.
00:30:00Just not enough.
00:30:03Please record your exit video for your followers.
00:30:06Hey, Pump Hour family.
00:30:08Unfortunately, I have been eliminated.
00:30:10Why would she take his shirt off?
00:30:11Oh my God, I would smear that on a cracker.
00:30:16No reps, no respect.
00:30:20No.
00:30:21No.
00:30:22Okay, I get off now, bro.
00:30:23Not so fast.
00:30:25Release the Kraken.
00:30:27Oh, what are you doing?
00:30:31This dude was the most popular guy in our school.
00:30:36We literally had an orgy with Kai.
00:30:39I think blasting those negative comments, that is my own personal habit.
00:30:44Girl, I never read the comments.
00:30:48Bro, what are you doing, buddy?
00:30:51Try slowing it down, don't speed it up.
00:30:54Hey, buddy.
00:30:55What are you doing, bro?
00:30:56Whoever drew those abs on him used the wrong make-up color.
00:30:59He's a disstrack treadmill fan.
00:31:02His diet plan gave me a eating disorder.
00:31:05Be careful.
00:31:06Treadmill, bro.
00:31:07Treadmill, bro.
00:31:08Ladies, I got him out of this.
00:31:10Oh.
00:31:11Lips?
00:31:12Are those...
00:31:13Are those his thighs?
00:31:14Dude, what the fuck?
00:31:16Guys, how do I get my money back?
00:31:18Guys, I don't pump around this crap.
00:31:20I'm not a cardio guy.
00:31:21Please.
00:31:22Press it up.
00:31:24It's fucking disabled.
00:31:26Guys, fucking help me.
00:31:29Get me out of this fucking...
00:31:30Look.
00:31:31Guys, please.
00:31:33Oh, fuck.
00:31:34Guys, help.
00:31:44Oh, no.
00:31:45What the fuck is that?
00:31:50I'm unfollowed.
00:31:54What the...
00:31:55Holy shit.
00:31:58Where the fuck did she go?
00:32:01Okay, okay.
00:32:02Maybe it's a prank.
00:32:03Right?
00:32:04It could be all for show.
00:32:06Now that she was real.
00:32:07Alright, everyone stay calm.
00:32:08Let's not forget to breathe.
00:32:10Are you joking?
00:32:11We just saw a guy get killed right in front of us.
00:32:15So this was the plan?
00:32:17To kill us all off?
00:32:20Oh, my God.
00:32:22Well, not...
00:32:23Not all of us.
00:32:27Only one person can leave here.
00:32:31A winner.
00:32:33Yes.
00:32:35Parker.
00:32:36Shouldn't you go find your kid?
00:32:37Yes!
00:32:38Meet us at the front door.
00:32:40Let's get the fuck out of here.
00:32:41Let's go.
00:32:42Let's go.
00:32:43Get out of here.
00:32:47Parker!
00:32:50Parker!
00:32:55Parker!
00:32:59Parker!
00:33:02Parker!
00:33:04Oh, my God.
00:33:14Are you okay?
00:33:15Yeah.
00:33:17You're acting weird.
00:33:20Are you still mad at me for not wanting to be an influencer?
00:33:23No.
00:33:24No.
00:33:26I mean, it's still something that we can talk about.
00:33:30But no, I'm not mad at you.
00:33:33Um...
00:33:35That...
00:33:37Does that mean we can leave?
00:33:45Shit.
00:33:47They're not gonna let us go.
00:33:48Of course they're not gonna fucking let us go.
00:33:51What a stupid thing to say.
00:33:53We're in the middle of nowhere.
00:33:55No service, no phones.
00:34:01It's now or never see the light of day again.
00:34:06All right, let's do this.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:16Wait!
00:34:19What happens if we leave here?
00:34:24What?
00:34:26I mean, they have access to our accounts, right?
00:34:32What happens to those?
00:34:40Oh, my God.
00:34:43She'll delete them.
00:34:48Shit.
00:34:57Mom.
00:34:59I said, does that mean we can leave?
00:35:04Mom?
00:35:12Mom.
00:35:16Not yet.
00:35:18Not yet.
00:35:21Okay.
00:35:23Baby, I'm gonna need you to put on your game face, okay?
00:35:27You have no idea how important this is.
00:35:33Can you do that for me just one more time?
00:35:40Okay, Mom.
00:35:42One last time.
00:35:43One last time.
00:35:44Okay.
00:35:48Okay.
00:35:55He's fine. He's kicking his ball around.
00:35:57He has no idea what's going on.
00:36:00And I don't want to scare him until we come up with a plan.
00:36:03So, in summary,
00:36:06if we stay and play, one of us gets to live.
00:36:10But the rest of us die.
00:36:12And if we leave, they delete our accounts.
00:36:15But we'll all have the chance of making it, Gaia!
00:36:17Speaking of thirst, on the way back.
00:36:18Tough call.
00:36:20Speaking of thirst, I need a fucking drink.
00:36:25Me too.
00:36:31Guys.
00:36:39So this was a trap all along.
00:36:42What, Kyle?
00:36:43Well, let's come up with a plan before it's poor all of us.
00:36:45Before we establish that we can't leave.
00:36:47Yeah, well, let's think about what we can do.
00:36:52We can play.
00:36:55I meant what I said earlier.
00:36:57If I only had a thousand followers again, I...
00:37:00I really think I would kill myself.
00:37:01Promise?
00:37:03I know you feel the same way.
00:37:04No, she doesn't.
00:37:10Right?
00:37:15Well...
00:37:16Are you telling me a stranger dropping LMIO
00:37:18and a laugh emoji in your comment section
00:37:20is worth dying for?
00:37:25I'm telling you that it fixes that broken part of me
00:37:28just long enough
00:37:30that I don't jump off a fucking cliff.
00:37:34So I guess...
00:37:37Yes.
00:37:41Yeah.
00:37:42Why not?
00:37:43There are real people behind those little floaty likes.
00:37:47And you'd be a fucking liar to say I don't tickle your balls
00:37:49to have that many people pay attention to you.
00:37:51I don't need attention that bad.
00:37:53Oh, yeah, sure, right.
00:37:55You're a real fucking wallflower.
00:37:56All right, fucking fine, I don't hate it,
00:37:58but it's not my reason to live.
00:38:00Earth, wind and fire, you fucking back me up here.
00:38:02I worked for the biggest marketing firm in America.
00:38:06I was an intern for 80 hours a week.
00:38:08Si.
00:38:09I earned minimum wage.
00:38:11And while my bosses got rich off my ideas,
00:38:14I barely survived off 50-cent ramen packages
00:38:17and no-name brand SSRIs.
00:38:19Well, you can get a different job.
00:38:20She can't.
00:38:21She's got no other skills.
00:38:23She's a yoga guru.
00:38:25Oh, please.
00:38:26She couldn't tell her spleen from her asshole.
00:38:29Have you even been to India?
00:38:31Who the fuck are you, Julie?
00:38:32You bank off your kid being cute,
00:38:34but you know what?
00:38:35Puberty's a bitch and time's ticking.
00:38:38Are you willing to give your kid up a scolateral
00:38:41for a bit of fame, Julie?
00:38:45Forbes ranks Ryan Cagey as one of the highest-paid stars
00:38:48in the world.
00:38:49He started as an unboxing kid, just like Parker.
00:38:52Oh, wow.
00:38:53Was he also offered an all-expenses-paid trip
00:38:54to a murder house?
00:38:56I like our odds.
00:39:04You can go.
00:39:05I'm staying.
00:39:09You're serious?
00:39:11That's a panic attack.
00:39:14Peach, get off your high horse.
00:39:16You keep saying we're crazy for staying,
00:39:18but I don't see you trying to leave.
00:39:24All right.
00:39:25Game on.
00:39:31Oh, dear.
00:39:33One of you's been misbehaving.
00:39:35I thought we had thoroughly screened all of you
00:39:38for potential misconduct.
00:39:40But it appears we have let one through the cracks.
00:39:45One of you has inflated your profile
00:39:48with bots.
00:39:52What?
00:39:53Look at me.
00:39:54As per the terms of your agreement,
00:39:56a bot discovery results in an automatic elimination.
00:40:01Don't you touch him.
00:40:03Please.
00:40:04Please, it's not his fault.
00:40:06I'm the one.
00:40:07I'm the one that bought him the fake follower sheet.
00:40:09It's not his fault.
00:40:11Oh, God.
00:40:15Parker!
00:40:16No!
00:40:17No!
00:40:18No!
00:40:19No!
00:40:21Get out of here!
00:40:23No!
00:40:26No!
00:40:28No!
00:40:29No!
00:40:31Parker.
00:40:32I'm so sorry to see you go, sweet boy.
00:40:36You still matter.
00:40:38Just not enough.
00:40:40If only we had a second unboxing kit
00:40:43to unbox the first one.
00:40:45Who do you think that's for?
00:40:47Julie.
00:40:49As part of Parker's team,
00:40:51you too have been eliminated.
00:40:54Makes sense to me.
00:40:57No!
00:40:58No!
00:40:59No!
00:41:00No!
00:41:01No!
00:41:02But lucky for you, I found a loophole.
00:41:05Parker's account got so many real followers after his post
00:41:10that I decided to offer you the chance
00:41:12to be the creator on his account.
00:41:15Let's face it,
00:41:16you were always the mastermind behind his image anyway.
00:41:20So what's it gonna be, Julie?
00:41:22Join your son Parker?
00:41:25Or stay in play?
00:41:28Time's up.
00:41:30No!
00:41:31No!
00:41:32No!
00:41:33No!
00:41:34Stay in play!
00:41:35Stay in play!
00:41:36Stay in play!
00:41:37Stay in play!
00:41:38Good choice.
00:41:59I'm gonna take care of this bitch once and for all.
00:42:04Hey!
00:42:05Show yourself!
00:42:08Please?
00:42:09You're a ladyship, ma'am?
00:42:12Ah, this should be good.
00:42:14Okay.
00:42:15Look, listen, um...
00:42:18You're a businesswoman,
00:42:19and as a businessman, I appreciate you.
00:42:23And from one businessman to another,
00:42:26and from one businessman to another businessperson, lady,
00:42:30I, um...
00:42:32I think, respectfully, of course,
00:42:35I think you're wrong about wanting to keep Julie.
00:42:39You know?
00:42:40I just don't think it's what his target market wants to see.
00:42:43And you've got four remaining players
00:42:45who are, like, super competitive.
00:42:47So I don't think we need all that, like,
00:42:49to pop the bomb, you know?
00:42:51I mean, I just...
00:42:52And that is what I think about what you just did
00:42:54to that poor kid!
00:42:55I mean, children are the fucking future, man!
00:42:58Oh!
00:42:59Time for our next challenge.
00:43:03It's the Holy Grail!
00:43:05Brand Partnerships.
00:43:11Where are they?
00:43:12What?
00:43:13My pills!
00:43:14My pills!
00:43:16My pills!
00:43:18Now we're upping the ante.
00:43:21This challenge is live.
00:43:24As soon as your ring light turns on,
00:43:26you have one minute to sell, sell, sell.
00:43:33Now, who looks ready?
00:43:38Ami, you're up.
00:43:41Wait, me?
00:43:42No, I, I, I, I, I, I...
00:43:44Ami, Ami, Ami, Ami, stay calm.
00:43:46No, no...
00:43:47Hey, you sell that piece of shit,
00:43:49like your life depends on it, right?
00:43:50You got this.
00:43:51In three...
00:43:53two...
00:43:54one.
00:43:57Um, hi, guys.
00:44:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here, I'm just...
00:44:05Let me introduce you to my new friend.
00:44:10Uh, hi.
00:44:13My name is, uh, Sophia.
00:44:16And if you don't buy me, I'm gonna kill Ami.
00:44:21Oh, please don't.
00:44:23I'll buy ten of you.
00:44:25And so will you, right, guys?
00:44:31Oh, no, no, no.
00:44:34I'm so funny.
00:44:35I'm so funny.
00:44:36I'm just in this competition, and, um...
00:44:43Look, here's the deal.
00:44:45Okay, I, I promise.
00:44:48I promise.
00:44:49I promise to go back to Mimi if you promise to follow me.
00:44:53I'll do whatever you want.
00:44:55If you leave, I'll die, okay?
00:44:57She's killing us!
00:45:01No, no, I'm not, I'm not a scream queen!
00:45:05This is real, I swear!
00:45:07They fucking killed a kid!
00:45:09And you'll kill me too if you don't...
00:45:12Oh!
00:45:17Holy fuck!
00:45:18Shit, man!
00:45:19What is your goodness?
00:45:20What was that, dude?
00:45:23As per the terms of your agreement, your participation here is bound by a non-disclosure clause.
00:45:32In other words, snitches get stitches.
00:45:42What?
00:45:43You fucker, you!
00:45:46You fucked with our bills!
00:45:49What are you paranoid about?
00:45:50You fucked with our bills!
00:45:51Get the fuck out of my face, man!
00:45:52Julie!
00:45:53You're our next contestant on The Pranks Is Yikes!
00:45:58And let's hide those comments, shall we?
00:46:01Ami says they're a distraction.
00:46:05Um...
00:46:06Um...
00:46:09I'm so...
00:46:10I'm so sorry, Parker.
00:46:16I knew that you didn't want to be an influencer.
00:46:21I did what I thought was right for you.
00:46:26But it was what was right for me and I was so wrong.
00:46:33It's too late.
00:46:35Holy shit!
00:46:41It's too late.
00:46:43Because you can never get those years back.
00:46:50As a child.
00:46:53But I know now that you're free.
00:46:58From this and from me.
00:47:02I wish I'd been a better mother.
00:47:11So...
00:47:14I'm going to continue this account.
00:47:18Instead.
00:47:20For the enjoyment of all the families who loved...
00:47:26Love...
00:47:28Parker.
00:47:32So please buy this air fryer.
00:47:38It's non-stick.
00:48:01So...
00:48:03So...
00:48:05So...
00:48:08So...
00:48:11So...
00:48:20The hell?
00:48:25It's that time again!
00:48:27Oh my God!
00:48:28One of you has got to go.
00:48:33The good news is you've all made it to over 300,000 followers.
00:48:42The bad news is one of you will only enjoy your new balloon for a few minutes.
00:48:53It appears a dark horse has entered the race.
00:48:56We have a clear winner.
00:48:59Please let me be dark enough to be the horse.
00:49:02Congratulations...
00:49:05Julie.
00:49:07Peach, your attempt to sell anti-aging moisturizer was undermined by your comment that black don't crack.
00:49:15No, no, no, I panicked! I'd never do a brand partnership as a light!
00:49:19It's out there!
00:49:20It's out there!
00:49:23It would appear you are a bottom after all.
00:49:26No, no, no...
00:49:28No, I... Please!
00:49:31What about Ami?
00:49:32He's right.
00:49:33We've already lost a player this round.
00:49:35Shut up.
00:49:38It would be a shame to waste the balloon.
00:49:43So as a reward for reaching this milestone...
00:49:46I get to leave no harm no foul?
00:49:48You may enjoy your shiny balloon a few minutes longer.
00:49:51See you in the next round.
00:49:55Give me the fucking balloon!
00:50:06That sack of silicone thinks she's gonna break me, but I've got fire now, baby. I'm ignited!
00:50:11Oh yeah, you're an absolute volcano.
00:50:14Every creature is beautiful, but that face is a lot.
00:50:17That's pretty judgy coming from you, Miss Mother Nature.
00:50:19Girl, nothing about that mug is natural.
00:50:22I keep telling you guys, she's just a dumbass model that's been hired by the real puppet master.
00:50:26But Sophia said she built her empire on the look-loop platform.
00:50:31I don't know, guys. I know all the big look-loop players.
00:50:33So what, we're supposed to know her?
00:50:35Hey look, if she's that big a deal, I probably banged her.
00:50:37Unless she used to look different.
00:50:41That voice.
00:50:44That turtleneck.
00:50:47Oh my god.
00:50:48All right, my little chicken nuggets.
00:50:50Who's ready for the next challenge? Are you excited?
00:50:53What, like we have a choice?
00:50:55Oh, but you do.
00:50:56Because you have chosen time and time again to participate.
00:51:02To engage and play the social media game.
00:51:06You create your own content, your own opportunities.
00:51:09Speaking of creating, Sophia...
00:51:12Where's your sister, Sharlyn?
00:51:18Who?
00:51:20Shit.
00:51:27Oh, hell no. This is a club I do not want to be in.
00:51:31Where are the hobies going? What's happening?
00:51:34She did not like you calling her out like that.
00:51:36Good. We can use that.
00:51:38Use that to what?
00:51:39To try and find whatever room those two psychopaths are hiding in.
00:51:42Wait, there's more than one?
00:51:44And our facelift friend is the reasonable half.
00:51:49How did she know?
00:51:51What do you mean, how did she know?
00:51:53You did all that shit to your face, but you're still wearing a fucking turtleneck.
00:51:56This is my trademark.
00:51:57You wore it to all our press conferences.
00:51:59Well, having a uniform minimizes decision making and maximizes productivity.
00:52:03You're not Steve Jobs, you loser.
00:52:05Also, calling it the social mansion?
00:52:07A bit on the nose.
00:52:08Oh, okay. Well, forgive me.
00:52:10I need a flashlight and a weapon.
00:52:12I'm confused.
00:52:13Oh, what a shocker.
00:52:14Well, fuck you, puffball.
00:52:16Look, you guys can stand here like a bunch of fucking dildos,
00:52:19but I'm going to go find those two nutjobs and take them down.
00:52:22Girl, count me in. I am not a dildo.
00:52:24It's too fucking dangerous.
00:52:26The lights are out. The hobbies have scattered.
00:52:28This might be the only chance we get to turn the tables.
00:52:35I'm sorry.
00:52:36This might be the only chance we get to turn the tables.
00:52:42Gaia, let's hunt some hoes.
00:52:45Stay?
00:52:47I'm really scared and...
00:52:50I don't know what to do.
00:52:54Don't worry, Mama. I'll protect you.
00:52:58There must be here somewhere.
00:53:01Gaia, hold on. Who's Charlotte?
00:53:04She is one half of the deadly duo who brought us Lookloop.
00:53:09The face and her sister created Lookloop?
00:53:13How did you not recognise that episode of BOTS right away?
00:53:16Because the last time I saw her, she hadn't yet franken-fucked her face.
00:53:21You saw her? In the flesh? Or whatever that is?
00:53:25I worked for the ad company that had their account.
00:53:29I poured their goddamn coffee.
00:53:31Sophia was all about creative direction and Charlotte built the programme.
00:53:35It was the perfect yin and yang.
00:53:39What was the creative direction?
00:53:41I don't know.
00:53:42I don't know.
00:53:43I don't know.
00:53:44I don't know.
00:53:45I don't know.
00:53:46I don't know.
00:53:47I don't know.
00:53:48I don't know.
00:53:49What was the creative direction? Murder, but make it fashion?
00:53:52Believe it or not, it was to unite people.
00:53:56God, I went too far. So how do we fix it?
00:54:01There's nothing to fix. They're here, aren't they?
00:54:03Yeah, I guess that's true.
00:54:05Yeah. But...
00:54:08I mean, if you're worried, let's just kill them all now. What's the difference?
00:54:12The difference is that if we kill them, we're just a couple of bitter psychos.
00:54:16Correct. What's the problem?
00:54:17The problem is that we're trying to make a point.
00:54:19What's the point we're trying to make?
00:54:21That it's the platform that is killing them.
00:54:24Their followers decide who lives and who dies, not us.
00:54:28But it is us.
00:54:29No, it's the hubbies that we hire who represent the followers.
00:54:32It's a metaphor.
00:54:33Oh my God, you failed English.
00:54:35Wait.
00:54:37So we failed what, Lou?
00:54:40Why would they want to kill us?
00:54:42Aren't we kind of good for business?
00:54:44They don't own it anymore.
00:54:46They got into a massive fight with the suits.
00:54:48The investors wanted to make the platform as addictive as possible to maximise profits.
00:54:53Sophia and Shaolin were creators, not lawyers.
00:54:56They got tricked into signing away the ownership rights.
00:55:00Always read the fine print, Kaia.
00:55:02Money or values. God, I love...
00:55:05Anyway, what I don't understand is how hurting us is somehow getting back at the investors.
00:55:11Without influencers, there's no engagement.
00:55:15Without engagement, there's no money. Without money...
00:55:18The investors get screwed.
00:55:22God, I feel so safe with you.
00:55:25I know.
00:55:27You're the smartest one here.
00:55:29I could tell that from the first video that you posted.
00:55:32Yeah, totally.
00:55:34Yeah, totally.
00:55:38I was so glad when you joined the competition.
00:55:41I was like, this isn't an ordinary, boring midlife mom.
00:55:48I mean, this is a MILF, you know?
00:55:52An asset.
00:55:53Yeah.
00:55:54I mean, making moms feel like they matter.
00:55:56I mean, it's so smart to capitalise on that, you know what I mean?
00:55:59God, it's been so stressful.
00:56:03Being at the top.
00:56:05Scared of falling down the ladder at any time.
00:56:11I wish there was a way that we could fight this thing together.
00:56:16Imagine what my follower count would be.
00:56:20Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:21Okay, I've got an idea.
00:56:22Hear me out, okay?
00:56:25We annihilate Peaches and Cream.
00:56:27I mean, those two losers have been on the bottom of this competition the entire time and then.
00:56:31Yeah.
00:56:34We unite our accounts.
00:56:36One brand.
00:56:38One motherfucking empire.
00:56:41I thought you liked my idea.
00:56:44Of killing people and making Luke Lupe a big fan.
00:56:48No!
00:56:49The bigger picture!
00:56:51Of showing the world that social media is addictive and it's poison and it ruins lives!
00:56:59Honestly, I could take it or leave it.
00:57:01They're poisoning Luke Lupe from the inside out.
00:57:03And they're killing us to do it.
00:57:05Any chance we can reason with them?
00:57:08I was in the room the day they found out they were getting kicked out.
00:57:12You owe me.
00:57:13Sochelle lost their associate.
00:57:16It was one of the worst things I've ever seen.
00:57:19Sophia screamed at the CEO and Charlotte took down two security guards with an office chair
00:57:26before accidentally taking out her own sister's face.
00:57:29So, no, I don't think reason is going to work.
00:57:35I mean, I guess it could work.
00:57:39Oh, yeah.
00:57:40I was on Parker's account.
00:57:44If we both win, we can share the profits, huh?
00:57:47All right.
00:57:48All right.
00:57:54You really are a grower.
00:57:56There's only two things in this world that can make me hard.
00:58:00Money.
00:58:02And Mel's.
00:58:05And CL's.
00:58:07Hey, look.
00:58:08Hey.
00:58:17You said you'd do anything to make it up to me.
00:58:27Fine. Do it your way.
00:58:32Open it. Open it.
00:58:35Get your skinny white ass out of the way.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:44Oh, shit ball motherfucker!
00:58:46Oh, my God, you fucking bitches!
00:58:48I can't fucking believe you put me in here, you assholes!
00:58:53We could have a car line.
00:58:54Partner with Rolls-Royce.
00:58:56Or a minivan line.
00:58:58Make soccer drop off sexy again.
00:59:01You fucking two-faced bitch!
00:59:03Charlotte!
00:59:04You owe me.
00:59:08Bitch!
00:59:09Oh, my God!
00:59:12Fine. Fine.
00:59:13Let's just start the game again before something goes wrong.
00:59:16But if things get out of hand, we do it my way.
00:59:18We'll not let this platform fuck me over twice.
00:59:20I get the last laugh this time.
00:59:23Um, we?
00:59:25We. That's what I said.
00:59:26That's not what I...
00:59:27That's what I said.
00:59:28Moving on.
00:59:29Penthouse in Dubai?
00:59:30Bobby wants a time in Buffalo.
00:59:32Say my name.
00:59:33Oh, Axel.
00:59:34Oh, say my whole fucking name!
00:59:35Axel Vega!
00:59:37You...
00:59:38Come on, you fucking bitches!
00:59:40I can't fucking stand you!
00:59:45Oh, my God!
00:59:46Please, please, please, please, please!
00:59:48Those kids can barely handle laser hair on the wall!
00:59:53Please return to the lounge for your next challenge.
00:59:57Fuck.
01:00:00So...
01:00:01We don't speak the Queen's English.
01:00:04I mean...
01:00:05Technically, I did grow up on an island.
01:00:12Only...
01:00:13The island was off the coast of Georgia.
01:00:16And the guru shit?
01:00:18What do you think?
01:00:19This was for some...
01:00:20Lifelong longing for the future?
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:23This was for some...
01:00:24Lifelong longing for enlightenment?
01:00:26Namas, no.
01:00:28Do you know what the top Google searches are
01:00:30for women aged 30 to 45?
01:00:32No, but you're gonna tell me.
01:00:34Butt-lifting yoga pants and Bali meditation retreats.
01:00:37And I wanted to get out the rat race.
01:00:39And so...
01:00:41Guru Gaya was born.
01:00:47Please don't tell anyone
01:00:48because I won't get out of here alive.
01:00:50Hey, I got you.
01:00:52Thank you.
01:00:54Anyway, it doesn't matter.
01:00:55We didn't find anything.
01:00:57Well, that might not be true.
01:00:58What if we can divide the sisters?
01:01:01And balance the yin and yang?
01:01:02Yeah.
01:01:04As one waxes, the other wanes.
01:01:06Fight their cracks.
01:01:07Drive them apart.
01:01:08Keep our lives.
01:01:09And our fathers.
01:01:11You're a fucking genius.
01:01:13I know.
01:01:18Oh, hey.
01:01:19Did you find anything?
01:01:21Not really.
01:01:22You?
01:01:23I got what I needed.
01:01:26Don't just stand there.
01:01:28Say hello to...
01:01:31Shallon, my sister and partner in crime.
01:01:34Crime's right.
01:01:35Get that thing off of me.
01:01:36Unlike the rest of us narcissists,
01:01:38Shallon is camera shy.
01:01:40Ow!
01:01:41Don't be an old man about it.
01:01:42Say hi.
01:01:43No, I'm busy.
01:01:44Making a slick little sizzle reel
01:01:46of all our rejects' final horrific moments
01:01:49so that we can put them on the winner's account.
01:01:51Jesus, that's revolting.
01:01:53Which will be swimming in views after it's posted.
01:01:56You're welcome.
01:01:57Ladies.
01:01:59I have to say,
01:02:01I was such a big fan of your work.
01:02:03Do you remember me from Boom Bridge Marketing?
01:02:07And Katie Briggs?
01:02:09I worked on your account.
01:02:11Pretty ballsy, using your own platform to destroy itself.
01:02:16Well, forget it, beat them, join them.
01:02:17Enough.
01:02:18Okay, it has been too long since you last posted.
01:02:21What is it you always say, Julie?
01:02:23New content showing keeps your account growing.
01:02:26Truer words.
01:02:28Guru Gaius, seeing as you cracked our secret identity,
01:02:31it's time for us to crack you.
01:02:33What do I have to do?
01:02:35Your next post will be a motivational Monday.
01:02:37You've got one minute to record brand new content.
01:02:40Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:42But you're live in three, two, one.
01:02:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:51Yeah.
01:02:53To...
01:02:54To earn a rainbow,
01:02:56you must endure the rain.
01:02:58Damn it, she's good.
01:02:59I should come up with the stuff.
01:03:01Joy feels sweeter when it's earned through pain.
01:03:05Life is a battlefield.
01:03:07You've got to fight in this war.
01:03:09Death might be easy, but bitch...
01:03:11Hey!
01:03:12That shit's just the start.
01:03:15That shit's just the start.
01:03:18Motivational, you dumb bitch.
01:03:21Screams in the alley, echoes of despair.
01:03:24In this ruthless game, life ain't fair.
01:03:28Blood-stained memories...
01:03:29Blood-stained memories etch in my mind.
01:03:31Gotta play the part, leave your values behind.
01:03:34Little pussy-leg didn't die in no gang war
01:03:36so that you could rip off his lyrics, you fake-ass bitch.
01:03:39Have you been taking credit for other people's wisdom this entire time?
01:03:43Hey, everybody.
01:03:44Here's a little song I wrote.
01:03:46Everybody, I wrote it all by myself.
01:03:48I swear to God, I hope you like it.
01:03:50Oh, say, can you see...
01:03:53Oh, shit!
01:03:54Unite the right in your own content, motherfucker!
01:03:57Fake news!
01:04:00And that is why, ladies and gentlemen,
01:04:01it is the best idea if you're just 100% authentic.
01:04:04This is a loser.
01:04:09So this is a song that I sang...
01:04:11to sing to Parker
01:04:14to remind him that he is not alone
01:04:17and that he has the support of God
01:04:19and of all of you.
01:04:21Oh, we're bringing God into this, Julie?
01:04:24She won't like that.
01:04:25He's got the whole world...
01:04:28You know what? You watch yourself.
01:04:30...in his hands.
01:04:34He's got the whole world...
01:04:37This goes out to everyone who thought I couldn't do this
01:04:39and to everyone who thought I could.
01:04:41...in your hands.
01:04:44So follow, like, subscribe.
01:04:46This little item of mine.
01:04:48He's got the whole world.
01:04:50I'm gonna let it shine.
01:04:52Is that even your face?
01:04:54You are a fucking loser.
01:04:56Contoured face of mine.
01:04:58He's got the whole world.
01:05:00I'm gonna let it shine.
01:05:02You weak-ass bitch, you're not even worth it!
01:05:04Haters gonna hate.
01:05:08They'll try and...
01:05:09Get some, bitch!
01:05:11But you just shine.
01:05:13You just shine.
01:05:15You just shine.
01:05:18You just shine.
01:05:21You find your light.
01:05:27And you just shine.
01:05:38Grab the platinum, little baby.
01:05:40Your diamond-butt plug is on its way.
01:05:44Cultural appropriation, Barbie.
01:05:47The tribe has spoken.
01:05:49You still matter.
01:05:51Just not enough.
01:05:52No, that's not fair!
01:05:53That's so sabotage!
01:05:54No!
01:05:55Life is a bitch, and that bitch is a fraud!
01:05:58You're a bitch!
01:05:59Bitch!
01:06:00Bitch!
01:06:01Bitch!
01:06:02Bitch!
01:06:03Bitch!
01:06:04Bitch!
01:06:05Bitch!
01:06:06Bitch!
01:06:07You win this thing.
01:06:08As one waxes, the other wins!
01:06:10Divided Congress!
01:06:11Bitch!
01:06:12Bitch!
01:06:17What kind of a bitch is this?
01:06:19She did the vaccination of all my charity.
01:06:23I'm so done taking my advice from her.
01:06:26Any asshole is dredging his mouth bullshit.
01:06:29She even put the whole thing home.
01:06:32Does anyone else find it unsettling
01:06:34that she's appropriating solvents from various cultures
01:06:37without genuine understanding or respect?
01:06:40Knowing who he goes to study on Hindu prayer
01:06:43does not make him a part of our human tradition.
01:06:46I'm not sure that's at all appropriate.
01:06:48I guess she forgot to manifest liberation.
01:06:51I've taught yoga for years,
01:06:53and she is not the real thing.
01:06:55She's barely out of diapers.
01:06:57Anyone else offended that everything she says and does
01:07:00comes from other cultures?
01:07:02It was an honest white woman's mistake.
01:07:05I invite you to bow and give gratitude
01:07:08to your mind, body, and breath
01:07:11for taking it through your practice
01:07:13and the rest of your...
01:07:15eternity.
01:07:18Namastoodles.
01:07:21Unfollow.
01:07:24Unfollow.
01:07:30Well, I don't know about you guys,
01:07:33but I feel right refreshed after this iron boost.
01:07:37Vitamin G drip, anyone?
01:07:39Peach? You're looking a little pale.
01:07:42Yeah, I'll stick to blush and a good night's sleep.
01:07:45Your next challenge is all about your peers.
01:07:49No longer look outwards to the followers, but inwards.
01:07:53For the support of your fellow influencers,
01:07:56community is crucial to your survival.
01:08:00Hashtag influencer community.
01:08:02Hashtag one love.
01:08:05What about all we've built? That doesn't matter anymore?
01:08:08Stop acting like this was never just all about you.
01:08:11There are three of you left.
01:08:13Who should stay? Who should go?
01:08:16Cast your votes and tell your followers why you made your choice.
01:08:28You give men a bad name.
01:08:34Go and fuck yourself.
01:08:36Fermentation only makes two things.
01:08:38Fine wine and vinegar.
01:08:40You know your boy only drinks the finest Dom Perignon.
01:08:44This peach has gone rancid.
01:08:47I've really got a pit in my stomach about this.
01:08:51It's always amazed me how the world overlooks us.
01:08:56Moms.
01:08:59The queen's a creation, and I'm one powerful mom.
01:09:04Because I can bring life into this world,
01:09:07and I can take it out.
01:09:15We packed.
01:09:17I mean, we connected.
01:09:19And banged.
01:09:21You think that's the first orgasm I've faked?
01:09:24You two-faced breeder. We made a pact.
01:09:26We were gonna start an empire together.
01:09:28Oh, Axel, I can buy my own diamonds.
01:09:32We could have had a future together.
01:09:37You're no sexy gas man.
01:09:39A woman using sex as a weapon is sexism.
01:09:44Thanks for the ride.
01:09:46I'll take it from here.
01:09:48You're a melting pot, Axel Belmont.
01:09:53Axel, have you ever had an endoscopy?
01:09:56They stick one pipe down your throat,
01:09:58another up your ass, and they blow you from both ends.
01:10:01It's hilarious if it's not happening to you.
01:10:05No, no, no, stop, stop.
01:10:07That's not gonna fit in there.
01:10:09That's not gonna hold it.
01:10:11That's not gonna hold it.
01:10:13The dildo of consequence rarely comes to root.
01:10:17...to acknowledge the complexities of society...
01:10:21...blood loss, cancer, diabetes...
01:10:25They're going to come back.
01:10:27They're going to come back.
01:10:42You, you, you, you, you!
01:10:47Relax your throats.
01:11:17Let's be honest, what man doesn't want a killer blowjob?
01:11:47And then there were two.
01:12:01It's not too late.
01:12:04We can overpower them and still leave.
01:12:06Leave for what?
01:12:08I have nothing else left, do you?
01:12:12I'll take that as a no.
01:12:20I'm really glad it's you and me.
01:12:30You'll be so easy to beat.
01:12:46Congratulations to both of you.
01:12:51Now, this final challenge has been specifically chosen to capitalize on how damn likable you both are.
01:12:59If you play this one right, you'll be swimming in followers and drowning in empathy likes.
01:13:06I'm already reaching for the tissues.
01:13:09Get ready to apologize.
01:13:20What are you doing?
01:13:21Trust me.
01:13:23Take it from here.
01:13:27Why should I say sorry? I haven't done anything wrong.
01:13:30Well, that's not my fault.
01:13:32What are you doing?
01:13:34Crying makes my eyes look really pretty.
01:13:37Jeez, how is it possible that you bring your kid here against his will and become a hero?
01:13:41I do nothing wrong and risk going down for it?
01:13:44I don't make the fucking rules.
01:13:48Your kid is gone.
01:13:52Which makes it that much easier to apologize to him and actually fucking mean it.
01:13:57Jesus, that is dark.
01:13:59That's survival.
01:14:00Being a piece of shit mother and apologizing for it?
01:14:03That's my brand now.
01:14:05And you know what?
01:14:06People eat that shit up.
01:14:08Because they need to feel better than someone else.
01:14:11And you're that someone else.
01:14:12Guilty as charged.
01:14:14You should have tried harder to play the game.
01:14:20I have spent my whole life trying to play other people's game.
01:14:27Trying to fit in.
01:14:29Tone it down.
01:14:32Be a man.
01:14:36As a kid, that little boy that I used to be?
01:14:43I made him small.
01:14:47I dimmed my light.
01:14:50And it worked.
01:14:53People like me a lot more, but I like myself a lot less.
01:15:03I wish I was kinder to that little boy.
01:15:07He had every right to be here and to be loved.
01:15:16I'm done playing other people's games.
01:15:25So you're not going to apologize?
01:15:27Girl, fuck no.
01:15:35God, I love being the smartest person in the room.
01:15:41Julie Ann Peet.
01:15:44Not quite the apology video I was expecting, but hey, it's your content.
01:15:50What?
01:15:51Wait, were you live streaming that entire time?
01:15:54Well, the lights were on, weren't they?
01:15:57Wait, I'm sorry.
01:16:00I'm so sorry.
01:16:03I'm so sorry.
01:16:06Fuck.
01:16:09Oh, Jesus.
01:16:28No, I will not lose.
01:16:30I will not lose.
01:16:31I will not lose this game.
01:16:40Oh, my God, I win?
01:16:44I win?
01:16:47Oh, God.
01:16:49It sure seems that way, doesn't it?
01:16:52All right, what's the catch?
01:16:54No catch.
01:16:56Only one of you can leave here.
01:16:58A winner.
01:17:00Okay, well, keep your crown.
01:17:01I'm going to win.
01:17:04Only one of you can leave here.
01:17:06A winner.
01:17:08Okay, well, keep your crown.
01:17:09I'll see myself out.
01:17:10Not in class.
01:17:12Oh, shit, what now?
01:17:15There are two of you left.
01:17:20Knowing the two of you, that can't be a dance party.
01:17:23Not today.
01:17:28Hey.
01:17:32Parker?
01:17:33Oh, my God.
01:17:34Parker?
01:17:35Parker!
01:17:48He's okay?
01:17:51Oh, he's more than okay.
01:17:55He's a kid again.
01:17:58He hasn't seen any of it.
01:18:00No.
01:18:02We gave him his childhood back.
01:18:06You see, Parker said he didn't want to be an influencer,
01:18:09and because, technically,
01:18:11he didn't make his own choice to sign up for social media,
01:18:14I said we should let him live
01:18:18and leave his fate up to our victor.
01:18:23So there's a catch.
01:18:25Mustard.
01:18:28All right, here's the deal.
01:18:30We've made an epic blockbuster kill reel
01:18:33of all the social media-induced deaths that have occurred here,
01:18:36but we need one more.
01:18:40You volunteering?
01:18:42Well, you're our victor, so you get to choose.
01:18:45Let him go free, and we will record your act of mercy.
01:18:51Or...
01:18:53You get to leave at the cost of one child.
01:18:57Jesus, you'd murder a 10-year-old.
01:18:59Uh, technically, you would murder a 10-year-old.
01:19:02But he would go easy.
01:19:03See all the pipes in the wall?
01:19:07We would just turn on the gas
01:19:09and let him fall into a sweet dream
01:19:13where his mom never died
01:19:16and the world never went to shit.
01:19:21So what'll it be?
01:19:23You or him?
01:19:30Please.
01:19:31Think about it.
01:19:32Please.
01:19:33Have a look, you little guy.
01:19:41No, no!
01:19:42Get the fuck off of me!
01:19:43No, no!
01:19:44Please!
01:19:45Get the fuck off of me!
01:19:46Okay, fuck off with him.
01:19:48Relax.
01:19:51All right, Parker, it is.
01:19:53Roll camera, turn on the gas.
01:19:55Woo-hoo!
01:19:58Fuck.
01:20:10Kids are so curious.
01:20:12Don't go to your wife, Parker.
01:20:18Good choice, by the way.
01:20:20Yours was gonna stink a little.
01:20:28Oh, oh, oh.
01:20:30There he goes.
01:20:33I hope he won't know.
01:20:41Curious little cat.
01:20:45There he goes.
01:20:47No, no, no, no.
01:20:49I just want to let him go.
01:20:51Get him the fuck out of there!
01:20:55Fuck.
01:20:58Come on.
01:21:00Parker!
01:21:03Come on, come on.
01:21:05Go, go.
01:21:06Go, go.
01:21:07I got it.
01:21:08I got it.
01:21:09Go on.
01:21:10Come on.
01:21:11Come on.
01:21:12Come on.
01:21:13Come on.
01:21:14Come on.
01:21:15Come on.
01:21:16Thank God.
01:21:17Thank God.
01:21:19Hey.
01:21:25What?
01:21:27I spent so much time looking at you through my screen.
01:21:32I almost forgot you were real.
01:21:36Of course I am.
01:21:39We all were.
01:21:42Okay, guys, cut the sap.
01:21:43Let's finish this, huh?
01:21:46No, no.
01:21:48What?
01:21:51You're going to drown me?
01:21:53As far as your kills go, this one lacks pizzazz.
01:21:55Okay, not quite.
01:21:57What we did was we rigged it so when we pull that lever,
01:22:01the pool turns into a giant electrical surge and cooks you to death.
01:22:06What was your catchphrase again?
01:22:09Go sparkle and shine?
01:22:11Get off me.
01:22:12Are you turned on?
01:22:15No, no.
01:22:18No, no.
01:22:23I wish I could get wet that fast.
01:22:27What you want to do, get ready with me, but you fucking ruined my hair.
01:22:32It's a little bait for the electricity.
01:22:35Yeah, I don't think that's how electrical currents work.
01:22:37Oh, shut up.
01:22:38Science makes me sweaty.
01:22:40Sophia.
01:22:41Peach.
01:22:43During your time at the social mansion,
01:22:46you have won the hearts of your followers.
01:22:50Unfortunately for you, your heart is weak.
01:22:54And you sacrificed yourself to save a lame little boy
01:22:57who will have absolutely no idea what you did for him.
01:23:02As per the terms and conditions of your contract,
01:23:06which you signed and agreed to,
01:23:09only one influencer can leave here a winner.
01:23:14As my spiteful sister I know all too well,
01:23:19read your contracts, kids,
01:23:21because the world's ready to fuck you in every hole.
01:23:25Peach, you matter, just not enough.
01:23:31Wait, stop. Stop.
01:23:35That is not my signature.
01:23:37Excuse me?
01:23:38I didn't sign that.
01:23:40Gaia signed it for me.
01:23:44Wait, so you never agreed to the terms and conditions of participation?
01:23:52I'm here against my will.
01:23:56No!
01:23:59Okay, don't glitch.
01:24:00But it was all so perfect.
01:24:05Sophia?
01:24:07Sophia?
01:24:10No.
01:24:12Flick the thing.
01:24:17Fuck.
01:24:19Calm your tits. Calm your tits.
01:24:21No, what are you doing?
01:24:24Get him out of the pool.
01:24:25No, do not get him out of the pool.
01:24:28Sophia, finish this.
01:24:30But he never agreed to be here, Shallon.
01:24:32He shouldn't have seen any of this.
01:24:34What? Fuck you and your fucking rules.
01:24:36Everything's done right.
01:24:37You've got to be kidding me.
01:24:39Don't, don't, don't.
01:24:40Stop it.
01:24:41All right.
01:24:45Gardner kid.
01:24:46No.
01:24:47No.
01:24:48No.
01:24:49No.
01:24:50No.
01:24:51No.
01:24:52No.
01:24:53No.
01:24:54No.
01:24:55No.
01:24:56No.
01:24:57No.
01:24:58No.
01:24:59No.
01:25:00No.
01:25:01No.
01:25:02No.
01:25:03No.
01:25:04No.
01:25:05What the fuck?
01:25:06I'm here.
01:25:10You run like messy, okay?
01:25:12For the last time.
01:25:13I'm not even a bobby fan.
01:25:14Go.
01:25:22You ruined them for me.
01:25:24You ought to be laughing, not programming.
01:25:26Oh, you're the laughing stock.
01:25:28How do you look like me?
01:25:30Let me fix it for you.
01:25:34Hey, ladies!
01:25:37My catchphrase is, go and find your light.
01:26:04Let it shine.
01:26:07Oh, this little light of mine.
01:26:13I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine.
01:26:20Oh, oh, let it shine.
01:26:25Hey, Parker!
01:26:27Wait up!
01:26:29Where's my mom?
01:26:32I'll explain later.
01:26:34It's mine.
01:26:38Wait!
01:26:41You've done enough unboxing for one lifetime.
01:26:50If it's another tablet, they could keep it.
01:26:58Yeah, I think I'll take a break from the socials.
01:27:01Take up a less dangerous hobby like skydiving headfirst into a gator pond.
01:27:06That's funny though.
01:27:08What?
01:27:10I bet your new followers would love to see you do that.
01:27:13You must have so many after all this, even millions.
01:27:21Hey, you coming?
01:27:23You coming?
01:27:30Yeah.
01:27:37So, uh, you've got somewhere to go, right?
01:27:40Yeah, I want to go with my aunts.
01:27:43She stays on a dairy farm.
01:27:45I don't even think she has a dial up there.
01:27:47Sounds like the perfect place to be a normal ten-year-old.
01:27:50My mom lied.
01:27:51I'm actually 14.
01:28:21I'm sorry.
01:28:52I'm going to let it shine.
01:28:55Let it shine.
01:28:57Oh, oh, let it shine.
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