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LOVEBUSTER
  • 7/12/2024

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00:00Me amo Caleb Presley. I'm Gunny Balls. And this is our T.O., Mexican O.T.
00:05And today on a very special episode of Standing Up Sunday Conversation,
00:10he is going to show us his famous morning routine.
00:14Presented by Body Armor Flash IV. The morning's bigger in Texas.
00:18As soon as the alarm clock hits, O.T. starts his day with a bang.
00:22Empty my bowels. If anything, I gotta wake up and shit.
00:26Oh yeah, that's what I do. I probably just wake up and shit.
00:33After exposing his moon to the toilet, O.T. exposes his eyes to the sun.
00:39Vitamin D therapy.
00:41Everyone says the sun's good, but how do we know?
00:44Doesn't that have fucking vitamin...
00:48What's it got?
00:49Sun exposure is actually an O.T. family tradition.
00:53Mama said that the sun, the sun, it heals you.
01:03Did your mom say a lot of stuff that you make up?
01:08Yeah, Mama said it. Mama said it.
01:11Moms aren't the only thing watching over us.
01:13Do you ever worry you're not making the sun proud?
01:16No. No.
01:20Which leads to larger questions.
01:22What do you say to people who say that the sun is the moon's dick?
01:26Wow.
01:29I was wondering.
01:31After staring directly into the sun, it's time for physical exercise.
01:35One thousand and one sit-ups.
01:37You don't do a thousand.
01:38Huh?
01:39What do you say to people who say there's no way you do a thousand crunches every single day when you wake up?
01:44You don't know how I do, boy.
01:47Something like that.
01:48When you work out as hard as O.T., you have no choice but to replenish your system.
01:53Healthy breakfast.
01:54I got a fucking lock on my pantry.
02:00People be fucking eating and don't know how to clean up.
02:02Bitch, you ain't gonna eat then, ho.
02:05All right, I'm gonna get the peanut butter.
02:08I couldn't find jelly. Was it in the fridge?
02:09Jelly's in the fridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:10Mexican O.T. might be a funny guy, but when it comes to his diet, he couldn't be more serious.
02:16In one word, how would you describe your health?
02:23I think I'm good. I take a lot of medicine.
02:25What kind of medicine do you take?
02:26Shit, you know, the good ones. The ones that make you sure you're good.
02:31A healthy breakfast means avoiding common pitfalls.
02:34I heard people who are lactose intolerant have to use the bathroom every single day.
02:38I shit every day.
02:39Have you ever thought you were lactose?
02:40I don't think so, because I drink milk.
02:47As the morning starts to come to a close, Mexican O.T. never stops putting his personal well-being first.
02:54Blue book.
02:55When's the last time you did something to enhance your physical beauty, but you're embarrassed for people to know about it?
03:00I've never done that.
03:02This ass is natural.
03:03Has anyone ever questioned you on that?
03:05Yeah, bro, I was walking a few days ago, and they're like, damn, bro, that's all you back there?
03:09I'm like, I ain't know what to say.
03:12Just walked off.
03:13And finally, to end the morning, Mexican O.T. indulges in America's pastime.
03:19Polish my gloves.
03:20Hey, true story.
03:22I remember one time in the morning, I got caught watching porn.
03:25I always had Dish Network. You know Dish Network, right?
03:28Of course.
03:29Dude, I ran up fucking like over a band and fucking porn.
03:32I didn't realize how quick $13 took up.
03:34I would buy one and be like, man, she's not my type, and buy another one.
03:37Ground ball.
03:38Oh, nah, nah.
03:40You know, I mean, shit, I used to see naked-ass women around the house when I was a kid.
03:44You know what I'm saying?
03:45But like...
03:46I don't know what you're saying.
03:47Yeah, well, my mama, she had a lot of homegirls and shit like that, you know?
03:51I got to hang out with your mama and her homegirls more often.
03:53She's dead now.
03:54Oh, sorry.
03:55Rest in peace.