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00:00It's not scrolling anymore. Is this it? Is this the last TikTok? Is this the end?
00:04Hello friends, it's me. And today I'm going to be exposing my TikTok for you, Paige.
00:10I saw Sam Buccia make a video. He scrolled to the bottom of YouTube shorts. Simply not possible.
00:16You can't scroll to the end, or can you? If you're like me and chronically online,
00:20you probably scrolled so much on TikTok that you get this message that says,
00:25you need to take a break. So let's see how far we can get on TikTok until it just stops.
00:30Let's refresh the For You page. Koreans saved my husband. Let me tell you how.
00:36What? I ain't got time for three times. Of course you're dad's daughter. My
00:38dad gives me all his money. My daughter's a b****.
00:44My dad, you're supposed to say something nice. What?
00:47Bro, dad got no chill. You're supposed to say something nice about me.
00:50That's one of the nicer things he could say about you.
00:52Guys, I'm so happy to announce that we're finally-
00:55I'd be getting so many ads.
00:57...needs to be studied. It's all started over a decade ago
01:00when he was asked why he named his company Lululemon. And bro was dead-ass just like,
01:04oh, well, I don't really f***ing like Asian people and they really struggle saying L's.
01:09So I added as many L's as I could and I think it's funny when they try and say it.
01:13What?
01:14I've studied Japanese. I've watched a lot of Japanese anime. So basically they say the L
01:19as R. So it'd be Rururemon. Okay, that was smooth. Wow. So impressive. Do it again. Oh.
01:29Is he recording emotes? I think he is.
01:34Like the actions are just so smooth. He has to be recording an emote.
01:43Yeah, he is.
01:45Wow. So that's how they do it. You have to like wear all these sensors all over your body and
01:50you have to do the moves perfect several times and they'll use one of them in the game. That's
01:55like super impressive. I didn't know this is how they do it. I thought they just like rigged the
01:59character in a computer program or something. I didn't know they get like an actual person to do
02:04the moves in real life and then put it in the game. Wow. Mind blown.
02:06Personally, I want people to be fighting over my-
02:09Not my aesthetic.
02:10Okay. Aggressive.
02:19I think he's trying to be nice.
02:24Almost 15 million likes on a video of cats meowing? Crazy. Y'all want to give me 15 million
02:30likes on a video of my dogs fighting each other? If not, that's discrimination.
02:35I have so many ads. Every time I see ads, sponsor anything, skip. TikTok shop, skip.
02:44I'm pretty sure she ate a piece of plastic with that.
02:48Was she just released from prison?
02:51Oh, sorry. She had a stressful day. Let's not judge her. Could someone please tell me
02:55what's going on with her? I don't know.
02:58Was she just released from prison?
03:01Oh, sorry. She had a stressful day. Let's not judge her. Because who hasn't opened their
03:05fridge at one in the morning, took a bite out of a block of cheese, and then put it back?
03:08Or shoveled shredded cheese into their mouth before going back to sleep?
03:12If you haven't done that, you haven't lived.
03:14You forgot your eyebrow pencil at my house.
03:20Oh, that's quite the flex. Because my sister was born with super thick eyebrows,
03:26and I got like three hairs. I literally got the worst Arab genes.
03:30Also, plucking my eyebrows off in high school did not help.
03:39Give him money. Maybe they'll shut him up.
03:42Clearly crying because he had to pay his taxes.
03:45There you go, buddy. Shut up.
03:52Gotta motivate them young.
03:53Little Billy knows money make the world go round.
03:57This generation don't fight like real men no more.
04:02Bro pulling out the Popeye moves.
04:03You forgot to whip out a can of spinach.
04:06Will you listen here, buddy?
04:08You're being so obedient.
04:10Not on purpose.
04:11Why does TikTok think I'm aesthetic?
04:12Why you show me this Pinterest thing?
04:14Clearly you don't know me.
04:15I've been using the same five paper towels on my counter for the past three days.
04:20They're still there, and they're covered in grease.
04:22Norris Smith.
04:25Okay.
04:28I like the things she does, but be real.
04:31Like, who got time for this?
04:32The other day I watched her.
04:33She was like, oh, I woke up and my daughter wanted a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
04:36So she literally, I kid you not, made a peanut butter jelly sandwich from scratch.
04:41And you're probably like, oh, that's not that bad.
04:43No, she like boiled peanuts, and then grinded them,
04:46and then took some fresh fruit, boiled it, made some jelly out of it.
04:50While the bread yeast was rising, and then made like fresh baked bread,
04:55fresh jelly, fresh peanut butter.
04:57Like four hours later, here's your peanut butter jelly sandwich.
05:01What a luxury to have time like that.
05:03Added a splash of milk.
05:05Made sure that was all combined before I added that to my dry mixture.
05:09Also, I am very jealous of people who can make cooking videos,
05:13and make them so aesthetic.
05:14Like I said before, I'm the least aesthetic person.
05:17I don't own a tripod.
05:18I still film on a box.
05:19What happens to a child who isn't loved properly?
05:22What have I done wrong?
05:23I don't know.
05:23Go to therapy instead of watching TikToks.
05:25I'm an anime voice actor.
05:27Don't you ever show your dirty face in front of us again.
05:30Don't ever show your dirty face in front of us again.
05:35Girl plays Kaluuya's voice?
05:36I mean, I haven't watched it in English, so I wouldn't know.
05:39Mars, I'll chastise you.
05:41But in the name of Mars, I'll chastise you.
05:44Whoa.
05:45I'm an anime voice actor.
05:46You called me stupid twice.
05:48People who call people stupid are stupid.
05:51You called me stupid twice.
05:52People who call people stupid are stupid.
05:55I'm an anime voice actor.
05:56I won't allow it.
05:58She won't become like us.
05:59Whoa.
06:00I won't allow it.
06:01She won't become like us.
06:03It's crazy how they do so many different voices.
06:05Like who wouldn't know that a piggy and a little boy got that same voice actress.
06:08Told you not to step out of the shower naked in front of my cat.
06:13Turn this off.
06:14No, you're going to your own home if you keep traumatizing my cat.
06:18Look at him.
06:18Look at him.
06:21I was gonna say, how could a cat be traumatized?
06:23I mean, the things that my dogs have seen.
06:25But they'll never tell you.
06:26Nah, but he actually traumatized.
06:29What was he looking at?
06:31Okay, this video is for people who are attracted to men.
06:34So if you're not attracted to men, you can keep scrolling.
06:38I like men.
06:38Tell me if I'm crazy, but a man has to be like a little ugly to be hot.
06:42You know what I mean?
06:43Like just a little.
06:45Yes, 100% agree.
06:46It's like a guy can't be prettier than you.
06:49He has to have a little something that's just like not cute.
06:53Like he cannot be perfect.
06:54Because then we're competing in front of the mirror.
06:56This mirror ain't big enough for the both of us.
06:58He can't be too pretty.
07:00It's giving Claire's a special edition right here.
07:05Bro walked into a Chanel.
07:07That's probably like a $3,000 wallet.
07:09It's giving Claire's.
07:11Embarrassing.
07:11I'm not gonna lie.
07:12Some of it do be looking cheap.
07:14Yeah, it's cool.
07:17I was not expecting that.
07:19I thought it was about the Chanel.
07:21And then this dude rolls by like,
07:23yes, queen!
07:25I should really let the whole TikTok play first before I open my mouth.
07:30Again, my chihuahua to the vet.
07:42Wait, why is this so accurate?
07:45You cannot convince me these people are not animals.
07:56I'm about the husky.
07:57I've literally seen exact videos.
08:00All dog breeds are exactly the same.
08:01My boyfriend just got me the best cousin ever, Alice Earle.
08:05But for backstory, we call each other Panda.
08:07He got us matching diamond panda necklaces.
08:10Oh wow, what a flex.
08:11He got these custom made.
08:12This is his.
08:15And now we have our matching pandas that we can wear with us everywhere.
08:19Very nice.
08:19Congratulations.
08:20Happy for you.
08:20Ew, I don't like it.
08:22It looks like a fetus.
08:23Monkey baby enjoys bath time.
08:24Ew, ew.
08:25He looks like a fetus.
08:27He looks raw.
08:28Throw him on the skillet for a few minutes.
08:30I don't like it.
08:31How Pinterest sees me.
08:32Why are you showing me another Pinterest thing?
08:34I literally told you like five minutes ago.
08:36I'm not aesthetic.
08:37Stop showing me these Pinterest things.
08:38I do not have the patience to scroll through Pinterest.
08:40Literally, if it doesn't show me what I want on the first page,
08:43I'm just like, ugh, I hate it.
08:44Close the app.
08:44Don't open it for another six months.
08:46Even though I know Pinterest is like really cool.
08:47It has really cool stuff on there.
08:48And I can get a lot of good ideas from there.
08:50But it just never gives me the things that I want to see.
08:52Oh hey, could you pass me a fork?
08:54Here you go.
08:55Oh no, sorry.
08:56I meant like a metal one.
08:59Heck yeah.
09:00This is a metal household.
09:01This has no business being this funny.
09:03You gotta admit though, my for you page is pretty good though.
09:06All right.
09:06I don't care news things.
09:11I'm not gonna lie, it's nice.
09:19Honestly, it kind of like almost matches up.
09:22Yeah, that filter knew exactly what they were doing.
09:23Angel wraps are cute.
09:25When you have to wake up at 8am.
09:34I just keep checking.
09:35Ah, nope.
09:36Not quite there yet.
09:37But wait.
09:41Yeah, and then you miss it.
09:46I'm gonna wake up naturally today.
09:48No alarm, no nothing.
09:50Just the sunlight in my face.
09:51Nope, never works.
09:53It's like when you have to wake up, your body is like...
09:56I feel like your body keeps waking up hours before.
09:58Because it's like anxious.
09:59I have to be up at 8.
10:01Is it 8 yet?
10:02No.
10:03Is it 8 yet?
10:04No.
10:04Is it 8 yet?
10:05Or it's like when I don't want to wake up early,
10:07my body will automatically wake up early and be like,
10:10here you go, ready to go, on time.
10:12This is when you should be waking up.
10:13And then I'm like, oh no, I can go back to sleep for a few more hours.
10:15And then I sleep for a few more hours, wake up late.
10:18Somehow, I am more tired than when I woke up at 6am.
10:21Donald, can I get for you?
10:22Can I get a milkshake?
10:24I'm sorry, we don't have any ice cream right now.
10:25Awww.
10:30Awww.
10:36What do you want him to say?
10:37Awww.
10:39Awww.
10:40Like what do you want him to say?
10:41You want him to burst out laughing?
10:43Oh no, the customer is disappointed.
10:45Fix the milkshake machine immediately.
10:47POV, your kids get to the car before you can unlock it.
10:55Yeah, I'm gonna have to light this one.
11:04I've been forgetting to light things.
11:12Oh, well that escalated quickly.
11:15Dyson versus Wyze.
11:18Wyze.
11:18What is the Wyze?
11:20Dyson dupe?
11:22Okay, I have the Dyson.
11:23It's honestly not the best.
11:26So, I would not be surprised if this vacuum cleaner beat it.
11:30Oh, they're similar.
11:34Go!
11:35Go, Wyze!
11:36Go, Wyze!
11:39Wyze is Wyze is winning.
11:40Wyze is...
11:42I don't know how to say it.
11:42But it beat the Dyson, wow.
11:44Vacuum wars.
11:45You really get it all on TikTok.
11:47Nobody can hop on one leg smoother than me.
11:56What even was that?
11:57I've seen her before.
11:59She edits her videos, and she's like a professional editor.
12:03I feel like she just like disappeared off TikTok,
12:05and then comes back with like something crazy.
12:07What was that?
12:08That wasn't even a hop.
12:09That was a glitch.
12:12Click gusset check.
12:13What's a gusset check?
12:14I was a sponsored video.
12:16Gusset check.
12:17Hey Siri, what's a gusset?
12:18A triangular piece of fabric inserted to the seam to add breadth,
12:23or reduce stress from tight-fitting clothing.
12:25So like the coochie patch, okay?
12:28They made a Max and Ruby cake?
12:30I didn't know it was from Max and Ruby until I heard the music.
12:33Max did make a worm cake, didn't he?
12:35I used to love that show.
12:36I used to watch it with my little sister.
12:38Max was such an idiot.
12:39He used to piss me off so much.
12:41But then I watched the video explaining why he was that way,
12:45and it's because they like lost their parents,
12:47and he just like went through something really traumatic at a young age,
12:50and that's why he is the way he is,
12:51and that's why he can't do anything right.
12:53And I was just like, dang, this is actually really dark.
12:59Okay.
13:02Wait, I don't get it.
13:04Who else didn't notice the guy had one legs?
13:06Oh, bro has one leg.
13:11Big brain play.
13:12Now whatever he don't got in leg, he got in brain.
13:15Your guy's boyfriend sleeps like a Victorian child,
13:17mine sleeps like a damsel in distress.
13:23I'm sorry, I'm gonna say it.
13:25This is such an ick.
13:26Somebody get that girl with the list.
13:28Put it on the ick list.
13:29He can't sleep like a damsel in distress.
13:31I look like he retreating to his day bed.
13:33My love, I feel ill.
13:35This is your sign to buy a skip.
13:38I don't need to be buying no more things off TikTok shop.
13:41When you win uno, can you win uno?
13:46I don't have the attention span to watch something that long.
13:48TikTok has literally ruined my attention span.
13:50I can only watch long videos while I'm eating.
13:54Calling customers chicken nugget in the hood.
13:56You have a blessed day, chicken nugget.
13:58What the f**k you say, boy?
14:00Huh?
14:00What the f**k you say?
14:01I said you have a blessed day, my boy.
14:02Don't say no goofy s**t like that, man.
14:04I'll f**k this b**ch upside down.
14:06You f**king with me, so you saying the wrong s**t.
14:09Bro acting like he threatened his entire family.
14:11He just called you a chicken nugget.
14:13What's wrong with a chicken nugget?
14:15Learn to take a compliment.
14:16All the love to my bodacious queens,
14:17but this one is for my bitty, titty lady.
14:19Nope.
14:23Wow, that was really smooth.
14:25How'd they be doing that?
14:26Like, gotta steal Uber driver's phone.
14:34Yeah, try again.
14:36Will's trying to take it and borrow it.
14:38Get out!
14:40That's embarrassing.
14:41Just leave.
14:42Get out.
14:42Never enter another Uber ever again.
14:44Never even show your face around these parts.
14:46Like, why would you ever try to steal somebody's phone?
14:48First of all, they got trackers on them.
14:50They're going to find you.
14:52This is the dumbest thing ever.
14:53Literally, f**k around and find out.
14:55Do people think they look normal when they do this face?
14:59For photos, I just saw Kiernan Shipka at some fashion show,
15:02and she looks crazy.
15:03Do I look normal?
15:04She's like, yeah.
15:04Wait.
15:05No, I look like I'm eating my cheeks.
15:07I just got the best sleep of my life.
15:09I've never been well-rested till I-
15:11No, it's an ad.
15:14Ad.
15:14Why are there so many ads on here?
15:16Like, in a row.
15:17When I come home from college and see the dog we've had since first grade.
15:20I need your help.
15:21You need to kill me.
15:24No!
15:25This is so sad.
15:27When people make jokes like this,
15:28the dog that they've had for like over 10 years,
15:31they come home and they're like, ugh, still alive.
15:33You guys are horrible.
15:35The dog didn't ask to be here.
15:37The poor thing.
15:39A lemonade, all right?
15:40And then, can I also have barbecue sauce?
15:42What is this filter?
15:43It's terrifying.
15:46Okay, things are starting to get weird.
15:49Where are we?
15:51You need to stop taking so many pictures of your dog.
15:53No.
15:53I mean like, can y'all hug each other?
15:55Can y'all act like y'all love each other?
15:58Oh, I have it on my screen.
16:00I don't know why I'm looking at my phone.
16:02Why I could just be like looking at my screen.
16:04Oh, put it down.
16:06What's got her into such a bad mood?
16:08Wait till we get home.
16:10Now we got cats eating by themselves.
16:13And who need a bowl anymore?
16:15Just scoop it up and just-
16:16That cat know the tech.
16:18I'll be going-
16:19One million ice spice toad versus 100 bowser.
16:24Oh.
16:26That's a lot of ice spice toad.
16:28I don't think the bowser will make it.
16:29It's simply too many ice spice.
16:31Yeah, okay.
16:32They won.
16:33I'm a voice actor.
16:34Men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men.
16:37Why are so many voice actors around here?
16:38My dad right here is about to tell y'all a crazy story.
16:41No, I ain't got time for his crazy story.
16:43Try to get to the end of TikTok.
16:48Okay.
16:58I have not seen a dance video on my TikTok in ages.
17:01How much more control do you have like that?
17:03Perfect.
17:05See how you have your hat down here?
17:07She ain't gonna make it.
17:08Whoa!
17:10She got a whole way to run.
17:13Y'all better give her ice cream for that.
17:15Cheers.
17:16What up?
17:17Oh my god.
17:18Wow.
17:19That was his phone.
17:19Your phone.
17:20What about it?
17:20You want to do a kickflip?
17:21It's a girl.
17:22You might not recognize her but I do.
17:24She's in the cringe videos.
17:26She's like the anime waifu.
17:27The three reasons I would be a really good waifu.
17:32Reason one, we can watch anime together.
17:37That's her.
17:40Oh my god.
17:40I think he just got a glass shard in the eye.
17:41It's like a little bit of dust.
17:43People who don't use a phone case are psychopaths.
17:47Fine, he just didn't seem super thrilled to be there.
17:49Oh and when I tried to play Lana in the car, he turned it off.
17:52Let's kill him.
17:55Literally my sister.
17:56Anybody with slightly inconvenienced me,
17:59my realtor sent documents to the wrong email.
18:01I texted that to my sister.
18:02She was just like, I hope she gets hit by a truck.
18:06Is this like a Gen Z thing or anger issue thing?
18:10What's wrong?
18:11Drunk lady falls through the door while talking to the cops.
18:17Ma'am, you all right?
18:18What's going on?
18:20Oh, I didn't see that scream there.
18:23Bro just stood there, like not the craziest thing he saw today.
18:27Parents saying the most cancelable things like a small talk.
18:29Airstrikes.
18:30Bomb them.
18:32Bomb them.
18:33Pretty much.
18:34And they be saying it in public too,
18:36like I'll be out in the grocery store,
18:37and my parents be saying like the craziest things.
18:39I'm like, shh, you can't be saying that anymore.
18:42Well, I can't say anything anymore, can I?
18:44Me and my sister, we're talking about this.
18:46Like we talk so much trash,
18:48but you know where we get it from?
18:50My mom.
18:51She could be watching this video and be like,
18:52what are you talking about?
18:53We'll literally be watching a movie,
18:54the main character will be like gorgeous,
18:57and then she'll just be like,
18:58why is she so ugly?
18:59Why is everybody in movies so ugly these days?
19:02I'm like, what are you talking about?
19:04They don't make them like Angelina Jolie anymore.
19:07I mean, yeah, but that's why I love old people.
19:09They literally have no filter.
19:10The clock's ticking.
19:12They don't got time to care what you think.
19:14Bro number one, good but doesn't get on.
19:16Number two, crack that most games, doesn't pull.
19:19Bro three, dog gets made fun of,
19:22but got jokes though.
19:24Bro number four, mid-scale and screams in the mic for no reason.
19:27Low-key acoustic.
19:29Tag yourself.
19:30I'm bro four.
19:31Digital is bro number three.
19:33Post your man bowling so no one else will want him.
19:38Oh, he be winding it up.
19:39You see the moves on this guy?
19:41Big mistake.
19:42Everybody's gonna want him now.
19:43He did all of that and hit a strike.
19:46Low-key impressed.
19:46Okay, I gotta stop reacting and just start scrolling through things.
19:50We've been here for like two hours now.
19:52Me trying to embrace this filter because the doctor said it's accurate.
19:55Okay, I don't care about the old filter.
20:01Wow, he's smooth with it.
20:04Oh wow.
20:05Oh wow, satisfying.
20:08If you're struggling with boob breakouts, text me.
20:10These ads are getting a little too specific.
20:12Okay, we're just gonna start scrolling.
20:13Oh, satisfying tiramisu content.
20:18That's what I came here to see.
20:19Okay, let me get a scoop of that.
20:21How is he holding it like that?
20:23How does the whole thing not like...
20:25Put the stick.
20:27It wasn't even that satisfying.
20:28I feel like he cut it the most unsatisfying way possible.
20:32I feel like he cut it the most unsatisfying way possible.
20:35Like look at that when you dump it on the plate.
20:37It doesn't even look good.
20:46Wearing the same hairstyle so no one gets all those apart.
20:48Literally me and my sister.
20:50Her hair is so long and thick and gorgeous,
20:52and then my hair is just like thinnest hair ever.
20:54Now I cut it short so it's like...
20:56I have the best camouflage.
20:58No, I do.
20:58Wait, it's one of those pictures.
21:01There's an animal hiding in here.
21:02I've seen this before,
21:03but every time I see it again,
21:05I can't find him.
21:06Where is he?
21:07It's like a snow leopard.
21:09Where? I literally cannot find it.
21:12Me and my boyfriend having a movie night.
21:14Both excited.
21:15Me stressing when asking what movie to watch.
21:18I can never pick.
21:19And he only wants to watch man movies.
21:23Are you...
21:24It's too close.
21:24I don't like it.
21:25As a neuroscientist,
21:26I know one of the...
21:31I am terrified.
21:40Literally uncanny valley.
21:44Bro's not allowed to laugh at home.
21:48You know, it's been a few years since he laughed.
21:50You know, first silly thing, let it all out.
21:52Remember to always wash your hands after touching a dirty animal.
21:59That's so mean.
22:00Oh.
22:02Yeah, that's what I thought.
22:03Ugh, filthy children.
22:04Wipe your paws.
22:05Okay, that is the most aggressive badminton player I've ever seen.
22:09Are you trying to play a friendly game of badminton,
22:11or impale your opponent?
22:13She got ops on and off the court.
22:15Can I just start like scrolling through things?
22:17Okay, but I want to watch everything.
22:19Wow, boomerang.
22:20Catch it.
22:21Does it come back to you?
22:22Does it actually come back to you?
22:24No, that thing's gonna be in Mexico.
22:25Oh wait, no, he got it.
22:27Okay, cool.
22:28You know, she has some problems for sure,
22:31but I think it's important to just look at it.
22:33She's also ugly.
22:34Okay, my boyfriend literally refuses to gossip.
22:38He will never say a mean thing about anybody.
22:40If you're swimming in the open ocean and you run into a tiger shark.
22:43Uh, I will not be swimming into the ocean anytime soon.
22:45Clearly my for you page knows nothing about me.
22:47Giving my dad a warhead candy with no context.
22:51And he just won't eat it.
22:55Uh, I'm gonna forward it to the end.
22:57I want to see this.
23:04Boomers cannot handle this level of sour.
23:06Me, when I see one of those office siren girlies
23:09with the black stockings, mary jane's and button-down shirts.
23:14Yo, that jacket is tight.
23:16Now run there.
23:18Somehow I feel like she's talking about herself.
23:21Best transition on the internet.
23:23Oh, I saw that.
23:25It was like a BMW commercial.
23:27If it's not, it should have been.
23:28She just blinked and turned into a car.
23:30Impressive.
23:32Whoa.
23:33Your black cat hates mom.
23:35What are you doing?
23:39Oh, meow with Joanna.
23:42Key off the zaza.
23:44Bro, I saw Jojo Siwa's new video.
23:45I was like, who is this?
23:46Yeah, bro, who is that?
23:48I thought it was that tiger dude.
23:50The joe exotic for a second.
23:51And I had to like look through the comments like,
23:53oh, it's Jojo Siwa.
23:55No one thrives more in an airport
23:57than a solo traveling eldest daughter.
23:59Okay, I am the eldest daughter,
24:01but I hate traveling by myself.
24:03I need somebody to help me navigate
24:05because I am horrible with directions.
24:17It's not scrolling anymore.
24:18Is this it?
24:19Is this the last TikTok?
24:21Is this the end?
24:22A wiener dog coming out of a blanket?
24:25Oh, and then it just takes me back to the for you page
24:28of a sponsored video and a man with the world's biggest shoes.
24:32Okay, I think this is more fitting.
24:33Oh, look at his tie.
24:34Wow.
24:35Bro, maxed out his foot stats.
24:37Okay, this has got to be the last video.
24:39I will be satisfied with that.
24:41But anyways, that's all for today.
24:42I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
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24:53I love you guys so much.
24:54Thanks for watching.
24:55Bye guys.