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00:00We're here!
00:07Shika, Shika, Shika, Shika!
00:16Shika?
00:19We're here!
00:25Shika, Shika, Shika, Shika!
00:27Shika?
00:49Shika no ko?
00:51Shika no ko, koko, toko!
00:52Arabaru no ko, no ko!
00:53Tsunotsun no pyoko, pyoko!
00:54Mitame wa onya no ko?
00:56Chika гоるうわさのなかなか
00:58ひわほろおてなに
00:59いかほろへらちょっこ!
01:01スゴスオカシカラ
01:02ジャパンにせいそこ
01:04シカシンビーなら
01:05むげんでください!
01:06コノカイワマカマコ
01:08もしかわ
01:09ウシカみも
01:10でもまとめて
01:11グーテンボー!
01:12ぬいの すてっぷでおうどろ
01:16It's a good day
01:17Yoru akeru made
01:19Get one, two, three!
01:20Nando datte hansu shite
01:22Nu-nu-nu
01:23Yosaku uta no shikai no de
01:26Abangyaru doude
01:28Urai kaosu
01:29Mashimashi
01:31Itsu no mari kaze ni natte
01:33Nu-nu-nu
01:34Hachaden mecha na shikai no de
01:37Hatenkou bachika
01:39Mon nandemo ari
01:40Ruru nante nashi
01:42Kimi no egao de genki monta
01:44Moshikashite unmei no mama
01:46Magi ai
01:47Kokoro no doko kara koshi tantan
01:49Kimi to nara itsu made mo
01:52Shika no ko no ko no ko koshi tantan
01:55Shika no ko no ko no ko koshi tantan
02:00Shika
02:10Aratabete shoukai shiyou
02:12Kanojo no namae wa Koshi Torako
02:14Jitsu wa moto yankii de are
02:17Koukou debut to douji ni sore wo kakushi
02:19Yutousei no chii wo kizuki ageru
02:21Ima ya seito kaichou oyobi
02:23Gakkyuu inchou mo tsutomete iru kanojo
02:25Daga
02:26Tenkou shite kita hitori no shika
02:28Kakko hatena
02:29Shika no ko no ko ni sore wo miyaburare
02:31Sarani shojo da to miyaburare
02:33Sore to wa kankei naku totemo chorokatta no de
02:36Nazo no bukatsu
02:37Shikabu no buchou wo suru hame ni natte shimatta
02:39Soshite
02:41Kyou mo iya iya bukatsu ni
02:43Sa! Bukatsu no jikan da!
02:46Iya iya demo nai you da
02:48Iyo
02:49Betsu ni bukatsu ga tanoshimi na wake ja nai kedo
02:51Nara naze?
02:53Asa chotto bushitsu no moyougai wo shite mitara
02:57Mechakucha ii kanji ni nattyatte
03:00Kyou no bukatsu ga sugoku tanoshimi ni natte shimatta toka
03:04Sou iu wake de wa danji de nai no dakedo
03:07Sou desu ka
03:09Ma, bushitsu wo sugoshi yasuku suru no wa buchou no tsutome dashi
03:13Aitsu no hannou ga tanoshimi daze
03:15Koshi-san, sugoi! Minaoshita!
03:18Touzen yo!
03:19Ato wa karegami mo hatte
03:21Ah! Tana mo oku ka!
03:23Mada mada yaru koto yamazumi da na!
03:26Ufufu, mattero! Watashi no utopia!
03:39Ah!
03:41Utopia shuryou no oshirase
03:43Uwaa!
03:45Aaaaah!
03:46Umegoro!
03:48D-dou iu koto da?
03:51Watashi no utopia ga...
03:53Watashi no zenzaisan wo tougyuu shi
03:55Kesa yojikan kakete tsukuriageta utopia ga...
03:59Asa sanjioki de atta
04:01Koshi-tan, daijoubu?
04:03Huh?
04:04Sonna tokoro ni itara abunai yo
04:07Kocchi kite
04:08Omae ka! Omae na no ka!
04:10Watashi no utopia wo konno sugata ni shita no wa!
04:14N-nan no hanashi?
04:16Watashi ga kita toki ni wa mou heya wa konna joutai datta yo
04:20Huh?
04:21Sore ni kono heya wa kiken da yo
04:23E-dou iu koto da?
04:25Watashi, kyou nanimono ka ni inochi wo nerawarete iru no
04:28Dare ni? Nande?
04:30Wakaranai, kedo tabun bushitsu mo soitsu no shiwaza da to omou
04:35Tsugaku chuu go meitoru no otoshi ana ni ochita shi
04:38Sora kara yari ga furte kita shi
04:40Mizu no haitta petto botoru mo oite atta shi
04:43Nande ikiten no? Yari atama ni sasatteta yo ne!
04:46Te iu ka, mizu iri petto botoru nante ima doki neko demo kowagaranei zo!
04:51Shikamo omoikiri tsuno ga door ni hikkakatta shi!
04:54Kore wa mata omae ga kowashitan kai!
04:56Tonikaku koko wa kiken nan datte ba!
04:58Ochitsuke!
05:00Futsuuni kangaete, omae wo nerau yatsu nanka inai daro
05:03Sou kana...
05:04Sousou, kou iu toki wa soto no kuuki demo sutte, ochitsuite kangai wo matomeru no ga
05:13Oe, ukatsu ni soto ni kao wo dasu yatsu ga aru ka?
05:16Koko wa senjou dazo!
05:17Dare!
05:18Senjou de wa sukoshi no yudan ga inochi sori to oshieta darou!
05:22Osowatte nee yo!
05:23Kochitara heiwa na heisei umare da wa!
05:25Te iu ka, omae, maji de nerawareten no?
05:28Sou mitai
05:29Kuh, konna toko irareru ka?
05:31Kaeru!
05:32Joukan wo oite nige kaeru to iu no ka?
05:35Uruse! Omae no oshiego ni natta oboe wa nee!
05:39Kore ijou men no yo goto ni makikomareru no wa go...
05:45Koston, atama daijoubu?
05:47Warukuchi de wa nai
05:49Dokomo doitsu da?
05:50Kaese yo, watashi no utopia wo
05:54Kanzen ni kiremashita
05:56Yatte yan ya!
05:58Heitai daka koroshiya daka shinnei ga
06:02Kakatte koiya!
06:19Yabe! Shiryuudan da!
06:24Chikattende!
06:26Oi, are wa wana da!
06:28Ah!
06:30Baka baka baka!
06:31Mane mane, mattei!
06:33Nani, Kostan?
06:34Iya, dou mitemo wana!
06:36Wana of wana jan!
06:38Wana ni itsukara yodare tarashite
06:40Tsukkonde iku baka ga iru ka?
06:42Wana...
06:43Shikanako?
06:45Oomukashi, toaru shika ga koutoareta
06:48Naze shika wa shika senbei wo taberu no ka?
06:51Kou kotaita souda yo
06:54Soko ni shika senbei ga aru kara da!
06:57Shika...
07:08Shikanako!
07:10Gomen, Kostan.
07:11Demo watashi, nani yori mo shika senbei ga suki dakara.
07:28Nukatta.
07:29Dakara, sanzan wana datte itta-
07:31Saigo sukoshi speed ga ochite, shika senbei ni te ga todokanakatta!
07:35Socchi?!
07:39Oi, kosokoso watashi wo neratteru yatsu, kikoeterun daro?
07:43Watashi no na wa Nokotan!
07:44You ga aru nara detekoi!
07:46Kono shoubu seisei dono wo uketeta!
07:49Mou sudeni maketeiru no dewa?
07:51Makejika no toubo e.
07:53Ato, shika senbei motto kudasai!
07:56Dono tachiba de mono ittenda?
07:58Zuibun to zubutoi gaijuu nano ne.
08:02Motto hayaku kujo suru tsumori datta keredo,
08:04Mattaku keisan ga kurutta wa.
08:07Shoubu, uketeta tou janai.
08:10Jigoku e tsukiotoshite ageru wa.
08:13Koitsu...
08:14Kazukazu no shuraba wo kugurinukete kita kono watashi wo,
08:17Ito mo kantan ni hokaku suru to wa.
08:19Tadamono janai.
08:20Kisama ittai nanimono da?!
08:22Anko?
08:23Anko?
08:24Oma, nani shiten da konna tokoro de?!
08:29Onee-chan!
08:31Aitakatta!
08:33Aitakatta tte, ie ni kaere au darou.
08:36Onee-chan to wa,
08:37Sanbyaku rokujuu-go-nichi nijuu-yo-jikan
08:39Mai-fuu-mai-de wo issho ni itai no!
08:41Onee-chan no nian tamannai!
08:45Chou, yamen kai!
08:46Sore yori omae, kakko wa dou shita?
08:49Akata-san wa kawaii shikishii!
08:51Hanashi kiiteru?!
08:53Koshi-tan, kanojo wa?
08:55Aha, warui.
08:56Koitsu wa Koshi-anko.
08:58Watashi no imouto da yo.
09:00Koshi-anko.
09:02Koshi-anko!
09:04Sate wa omae nanika oishisou na mono wo souzou shiteiru na.
09:09Iyashii me wo kochira ni mukeruna kono kaijyuu ga!
09:12Ne.
09:14Shikanoko no ko, watashi wa omae wo yurusanai.
09:17Nande omae ga shikanoko wo...
09:20Moshikashite, zenbu omae no shiwaza na no ka?
09:24Souda yo, watashi ga yatta no.
09:26Nande sonna koto?
09:28Zenbu zenbu!
09:29Akata shika ga warui da yo!
09:31Shika no sei de, onee-chan wa kawacchatta!
09:35Kore made wa, kakko ga owattara subu watashi no moto e kaette kite kurete ta no ni.
09:39Omae no moto tte ka, watashitachi kazoku no ie na?
09:42Saikin wa mai nichi kaeru no wa yoru osoku.
09:45Shichiji made ni wa kaette masu kedo!
09:47Usoku made nani shiteru ka to omotte, chotto bikou wo shite bitara,
09:50bukatsu to shoushite, mihitsu desu kanouse wa!
09:53Nante yarashii!
09:54Yarashii no wa omae no shikou kairu da yo!
09:57Sore ni kyou nante, asa hayaku ni ie wo deta to omottara,
10:01shikato no ai no suzukuri ni muchuu janai.
10:04Anna fuka fuka na soba toka, kawaii juntan toka,
10:08bushitsu ni hitsuyo da no?!
10:09Yarashii!
10:10Koko de nani wo suru yotei datte no?!
10:13So, sore wa...
10:14Hitei shitai ga shiri shioku no tame to mo iidase nakatta.
10:18Kotaerarenai te koto wa moshikashite?!
10:22Mou, neta no?
10:23Nawake nee darou?!
10:24Meihera kanojo ka omae wa?!
10:26Teka, nandekunai?!
10:27Iga na no?!
10:28Koga na no?!
10:29Hokage na no?!
10:30Oi, omae mo anko ni itte yatte kure yo!
10:33Koshitan wa watashi no onna da!
10:35Nande sou naru?!
10:37Nande omae ga norun da yo?!
10:39Chigau jan!
10:40Sou iun janai jan!
10:41Koshi da ka tsubu da ka shiranai ga,
10:43Koshitan wa watashi ga mamoru!
10:44Kokkyoro! Omae ga sonna koto ittara!
10:47Yappari omae ga onee-chan no shoujo wo ubatta no ne!
10:50Kou na kou naru jan!
10:53Dare ga kore made daiji ni daiji ni onee-chan no shoujo wo mamatte kita to omotte iru na?!
10:57Dare ni mo mamorareta oboe mo nee yo!
11:00Yurusenai...
11:01Watashi kara onee-chan wo ubatta shika mo...
11:04Shika to issen wo koeta onee-chan mo...
11:06Issen mo chuou honsen mo koete nai ga?!
11:09Onee-chan no tonari wa watashi no ibasho...
11:12Jama suru mono wa subete teki...
11:15Dakara zenbu kowashichau to omotta no...
11:19Anko...
11:20Shikabu nante fuzaketa bukatsu wo mechakucha ni shite...
11:23Gaijuu wo kujo sureba...
11:25Onee-chan wa watashi no moto ni kaette kuru...
11:29Kedo kangae ga kawatta wa...
11:33Anata seisei doudou to shoubu tte itta wa ne...
11:36Omoshiroi janai...
11:37Sono shoubu ukete tatsu wa...
11:40Sono kawari watashi wo kattara...
11:42Anata ni wa isshou Nara Kouen no shika to shite ikite morau...
11:46Nara...
11:48Mochiron watashi ga maketara...
11:50Anata to onee-chan no tadareta kankei wo mitome...
11:52Watashi wa isagiyoku mi wo hiku wa...
11:54Gokai wo umu iikata yamerou!
11:56Anko, omae iikagen ni shiro yo!
11:59Konna na bakageteru!
12:00Somosomo shoubu suru imi wa nai darou!
12:03Nande?
12:04Sono shika ga shoubu shiro tte iidashita nda yo?
12:07That's true, but...
12:10It's fine. Let's have a match.
12:13Wait a minute. Are you serious?
12:16If you become Nara Kouen's deer, what will happen to the deer club?
12:20It'll be fine, Koshitan.
12:23Believe in me!
12:25The deer club is connected by a bond stronger than the deer rice crackers!
12:30The deer club...
12:32I don't get it, but...
12:34The deer rice crackers aren't hard! They're crunchy!
12:37However, I have a condition.
12:40What is it?
12:40If I win this match...
12:47I want a lot of deer rice crackers.
12:49Then go already!
12:50After the deer club was established, there was a huge crisis.
12:53What will happen to the deer club? What will happen to Nokotan?
12:55The battle between the deer rice crackers and the deer club is about to begin!
13:00I'll force Nara Kouen to surrender right away.
13:04You can eat as much deer rice crackers as you want.
13:06Can I go home?
13:16The first match is between Chiki Chiki and Koshi Torako from Hino Minami High School!
13:23First, let me introduce the two players.
13:26What is this situation?
13:28Koshi is the younger sister of Koshi Torako, and she's a strong sister-in-law.
13:31Koshi is Ako-chan.
13:33Does this world have a meaning for anyone other than me and my sister?
13:36Hey, what is this?
13:38The deer club's deer, deer boy Noko-chan!
13:41I'll do my best for the deer rice crackers!
13:43Eh? You can't hear me?
13:45Koshi-san, you're being cornered by two people like that.
13:48How do you feel right now?
13:49I-I don't know what you're talking about.
13:51You're very excited, aren't you?
13:54Can you hear my voice?
13:56This is a prize for the winner.
13:59Ako-chan has the right to force Noko-chan to come to Nara Park.
14:03Noko-chan will receive a hundred years worth of deer rice crackers!
14:06Both of them are well-prepared!
14:09By the way, the deer club's deer boy, Komo, will be the host!
14:14Are you free today?
14:16Well then, let's have some fun!
14:18Isn't this set too formal?
14:21Question 1.
14:22What does Koshi-san do every night?
14:24What does Koshi-san do every night before going to bed?
14:28The answer is...
14:29He talks to the stuffed animals in his room and then kisses them goodnight.
14:33Correct!
14:34Stop it!
14:35What kind of question is this?!
14:37Why are you revealing my privacy?!
14:39You can't?
14:40Of course I can't!
14:42But Koshi-san's sensitivity has improved, so isn't that good?
14:46Koshi-san, do you like stuffed animals?
14:48They're so cute!
14:49I'll push you.
14:50That's not the question!
14:52By the way, here's a proof photo.
14:56No!
14:57Privacy! Privacy!
15:00Stop it with this question!
15:02Next, question 2.
15:04You're cheating!
15:05Koshi-san is now...
15:07Tch!
15:08Oh, Nokotan is faster this time.
15:10Please give us your answer.
15:12Koshi-san is now a no-bra.
15:14The answer is...
15:15He's a bra-top, so he's actually a no-bra.
15:18So what's with that question?!
15:24Correct!
15:25You can't tell unless you see it!
15:28Schrodinger's bra.
15:30Here's the proof photo.
15:36Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
15:38Why do you have a video like this?!
15:41Next question.
15:42Can I answer it now?!
15:44Koshi-san has been dating...
15:47How many men or women has he dated so far?
15:51The answer is zero!
15:53No, there might be some!
15:55No, there isn't.
15:57Unfortunately, that's incorrect.
15:59Koshi-san has been dating...
16:01How many men or women has he dated so far?
16:03The answer is zero.
16:05Why is it zero?
16:07Please give us a reason within 60 characters.
16:09There's no need to go that deep!
16:11There's no need to go that deep!
16:13Yes, Anko-chan?
16:15Please give us your answer.
16:18While the men and women around him are in a deep relationship with their loved ones,
16:22they don't have a first love even when they're in high school.
16:25It's a girl's manga, so they think that one day someone destined for each other will appear.
16:29Just 60 characters.
16:33Correct!
16:34Please stop guessing!
16:36Aidokusho is a very close friend.
16:38Question 4.
16:40What episode of G-Cycle does Koshi-san keep as a secret?
16:44That he was wearing makeup until he was 10 years old.
16:47Don't say it!
16:49What does Koshi-san actually like?
16:51Anime for kids.
16:53Correct!
16:54What do you mean, actually?
16:56Question 5.
16:58What is Koshi-san's favorite food?
17:00Correct!
17:02Isn't it weird to know that now?
17:09What's going on?
17:11Both of them are on the same page.
17:14Both of them are on the same page.
17:16How much of my privacy are you trying to hide?
17:18How much of my privacy are you trying to hide?
17:20This can't be true!
17:22How can a deer like you know so much about my sister?
17:24How can a deer like you know so much about my sister?
17:26There must be something going on!
17:28I see!
17:30The information about the deer in the country
17:32is collected by the Deer Deer Network SSN
17:34and the data of my sister
17:36and analyzed by Spacon Deer Science
17:38and received by Sonatsu!
17:40and received by Sonatsu!
17:43If this is the case, I'll show you what I can do!
17:49You let your guard down!
17:51There are still more traps left!
17:53If this is the case,
17:55the meaning of the quiz will be revealed.
17:57Koshi-san was just exposed about her privacy.
17:59Koshi-san was just exposed about her privacy.
18:01Then, before I go to the park,
18:03I'll eat you alive!
18:07You can't avoid it!
18:09You can't avoid it!
18:11You can't avoid it!
18:15I'm tired.
18:17I'll leave this mess and go home.
18:19You monster!
18:23Sis!
18:25Huh?
18:39Shikanoko!
18:41Hey, Shikanoko!
18:45Master, I'm so sleepy.
18:49What are you talking about?
18:51Wake up, Shikanoko!
18:53Open your eyes, Shikanoko!
18:55Shikanoko!
18:58Yes?
18:59Why?
19:00Why did you drag me into this?
19:02Why did you create this club?
19:04Why did you drag me into this?
19:07And yet...
19:08Why did you leave me?
19:23Shikanoko...
19:32Shikanoko...
19:41Shikanoko...
19:49Shikanoko...
19:57Shikanoko...
20:09Shikanoko, you're alive!
20:14I'm glad you're alive, but...
20:17What's going on?
20:22At that time...
20:30It looks like the deer crackers I picked up protected me.
20:33It's an old movie!
20:35Deer crackers aren't hard! They're crunchy!
20:39Shikanoko...
20:42Thank you for saving my sister.
20:45This is my toast.
20:47I was so caught up in hatred and anger that I almost hurt my sister.
20:53I'm not fit to be a sister!
20:55You're the one who should be by my sister's side!
20:58That's not true!
21:00That's not true!
21:02Thanks to the deer crackers you gave me, I was able to protect Koshitan.
21:09You saved my life!
21:12We're going to be good friends, aren't we?
21:18Can I call you Nokotan?
21:22Of course!
21:25I'm counting on you to take care of my sister, Nokotan.
21:28Leave it to me, Koshitan!
21:30Koshitan!
21:40Nokotan! Koshitan!
21:42Nokotan! Koshitan!
21:44You guys are so lucky!
21:47In the end, Koshitan couldn't keep up with the story from start to finish.
21:54Anyway, from tomorrow on, let's start a new day.
22:02Today, Shiro...
22:03Toshi!
22:25Shika!
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