Crazy Food | movie | 2017 | Official Featurette - video Dailymotion

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00:00you know what? you know what?

00:04Are you going to eat that crazy food?

00:11May I please pass them off into

00:17a home that does not give you indigestion

00:24This, was once, a true fantasy of mine.

00:33S**t's f**king bonkers at the farmer's market.

00:36We drove the g**d d**k jeep and there's no place to park it.

00:39What the f**k? Plus, check out that lazy dude with all that crazy food.

00:44Handing a**hole samples out to non-customers.

00:47F**k, I'm that punk if s**t ever gets dire.

00:50G**d d**k, he's Superman.

00:52Who the h**k's the buyer?

00:54Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let go on your spaghetti.

00:57Seriously though, he's packing Charlie Confetti.

01:00Ready.

01:01S**t, uh, allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai.

01:05Banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choy, chai.

01:08Seitan, pot pie, marble rye.

01:11Betty, black eyed peas, pink cherries.

01:12Cutie peas, whole-wheat meats, gooseberries.

01:14Crunch, chestnut, chia, coconut, custard.

01:15Dali, dates, saffron, Dijon mustard.

01:17Turkey, Drake, yakisoba.

01:18Koi, plants, eggs, dimithouse, kaba.

01:20Garlic, kumquat, lychee, agar root.

01:21Jalapenos, garbanzo, star fruit, snake fruit.

01:23Lavender, lime, gorilla, kohlrabi.

01:24Juniper, jack, wakame, wasabi.

01:26Papaya, papaya, marigold, mango, oregano.

01:28Sake, lemon, Luwango.

01:29Kiwi, catnip, Carolina reaper.

01:30Goose, dill, cocoa, wang.

01:31Hits, peach, apricot, poppies.

01:32Asparagus, quince, currants, broccoli, agaca.

01:34And that'll take care of us.

01:35You have more?

01:36Wherefore dost thou obtain such crazy food, thou crazy f**k?

01:40Collard greens, butter, beans, vanilla.

01:42Pomegranate, pineapple, sarsaparilla.

01:43Rambutan, dragon fruit, tapioca.

01:45Atomoya, caviar, roast mocha.

01:46Lemonade, muscaria, chive potatoes.

01:47Watercress, sprouts, quinoa, tomatoes.

01:49Parsley, sage, rosemary, wait.

01:50Almost seems like this should be illegal.

01:52Will these even fit in the vehicle?

01:56Watermelon, marijuana, rhubarb.

01:58Tamarind, tarragon, turnip, swiss chard.

01:59Blueberry, caraway, fennel, cacao.

02:01Boysenberry, cumin, cantaloupe.

02:02Celery, sesame, yam, manicinia.

02:04Colas, granolas, marconas, garbinias.

02:05Lentil, cabbage, fava wheat, gluten, wiener.

02:07Ghost pepper, mustard.

02:08Give us the meat!

02:09Apple, fig, pear, peach.

02:10Pine, hazel, walnut, peach.

02:11Belt, millet, teff, taro.

02:13Shallot, ginger, mocha, farro.

02:14Year old corn dealer.

02:15Cobalt, gorilla.

02:16Small tropicals.

02:17Trump, portobello.

02:18Pumpkin, radish.

02:19Onion, rice, ginkgo.

02:20Olive, maple, rice.

02:21Thyme, strawberry.

02:22Papaya, cattail, sherry.

02:23Mulberry, plum, mimosa.

02:24Arturia, nervosa.

02:25Cucumbers, maypops, shamrocks.

02:26What's with the hemlocks?

02:27Burger, apricots, sour truffles.

02:28Sampler, plums.

02:29Squash, zucchini, macaroni.

02:30Porcini, vermicelli.

02:31Avocado, pistachios.

02:32Cinnamon, royal jelly.

02:33Persimmons, pugs.

02:34Green goddess.

02:35Cinnamon, citrus.

02:36Vinegar, hummus.

Crazy Food | movie | 2017 | Official Featurette

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