Aufpassen Gifte oder die Weltgeschichte der Vergiftung Komodie mit deutschen Untertiteln
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00:00:00you
00:00:30you
00:01:00so
00:01:14this is
00:01:19if your father was at him
00:01:24you can talk to him as you want
00:01:28we don't need him anymore
00:01:38you just came here to say that the technique that was taken by your parents
00:01:43is in the hands of Zvantsev, and specifically under the rifle, understood?
00:01:48the rifle is gone
00:01:50where are you going?
00:01:53well
00:01:55well
00:02:01where did you get the cutlery?
00:02:08where did you get the cutlery, scoundrel?
00:02:11the friar, it's him
00:02:14what friar? tell me, I'll beat you to death
00:02:17well
00:02:23what friar? what friar?
00:02:38Kostya Molotok
00:02:41tried too hard
00:02:44the order was only to be punished
00:02:48he was a debt to me
00:02:52took the cutlery, removed the friar
00:02:55whose order was it?
00:02:57whose order was it?
00:02:59lawyer Zvantsev
00:03:04who is it?
00:03:06I don't know
00:03:11Zvantsev himself passed the order
00:03:16who is there?
00:03:18this is a neighbor
00:03:21hello
00:03:23I'm your new neighbor in the 30th apartment
00:03:27yes, nice to meet you
00:03:29Arnold
00:03:31Oleg
00:03:32I brought cutlery
00:03:34for cutlets
00:03:36maybe your wife will fry cutlets
00:03:40and we will sit next to each other
00:03:48with pleasure
00:03:50come in
00:04:04excellent cutlets
00:04:07the minced meat is very good
00:04:09where did you get it?
00:04:11I work in a meat shop
00:04:13with a butcher
00:04:15and you, excuse me, where do you work?
00:04:18I'm an actor
00:04:20I serve in the theater
00:04:22Katya teaches at a music school
00:04:27very nice
00:04:30well
00:04:32for acquaintance
00:04:49do you have vodka?
00:04:51yes, of course
00:04:53how much do you want?
00:04:55take a little
00:05:18may I invite you to a dance?
00:05:25of course
00:05:48I need to tell you a few words
00:05:53say
00:05:55let's go to the bathroom
00:06:18music
00:06:48music
00:07:02Katya
00:07:09Katya
00:07:14can I talk to Katya?
00:07:16I'll be right back
00:07:47Katya
00:08:01I'm going home
00:08:05goodbye
00:08:07goodbye Arnold, come in
00:08:09sure
00:08:17what were you doing in the bathroom?
00:08:22we talked
00:08:24you know, Arnold is a very interesting person
00:08:26no, I'm asking what were you doing in the bathroom?
00:08:30Oleg, what do you allow yourself?
00:08:32where do you get these stupid thoughts from?
00:08:35you're drunk
00:08:43Katya
00:08:46Katya
00:09:00Katya
00:09:05Katya, forgive me
00:09:10it's a torture to have an unfaithful wife
00:09:13she ruins your bed
00:09:15she takes money out of your chests
00:09:18she defames your good name
00:09:21not only that
00:09:23not only that
00:09:25you are not only insulted
00:09:27but the one who insults you
00:09:29he will stick an insulting nickname to you
00:09:32oh, these nicknames and nicknames
00:09:35what are the names of the devils before them?
00:09:37and unclean spirits
00:09:39Satanil, Velzivul, Lucifer, Barbazan
00:09:43all this sounds beautiful
00:09:45but Rogache Roganosin
00:09:47they don't call the devil himself like that
00:09:51I'd rather trust
00:09:53I'd rather trust a Flemishman
00:09:56a pot of butter
00:09:58a piece of cheese for Popuel
00:10:03a whisky for Ireland
00:10:05I'd rather steal a horse than my own honor
00:10:08I'd rather steal a horse than my own honor
00:10:19well, well, neighbors
00:10:25you can't fix the case
00:10:27you can't fix the case
00:10:29what's done can't be undone
00:10:32we buy land for gold
00:10:35and the wife
00:10:37her own fate
00:10:39her own fate
00:10:41stops
00:11:05Katya!
00:11:13Katya!
00:11:35Katya!
00:11:59Open up!
00:12:02Open up immediately!
00:12:05What's the matter?
00:12:06Oleg
00:12:08Where's Katya?
00:12:11Oleg, what do you think you're doing?
00:12:13How do you behave?
00:12:15What kind of wild shouts are these?
00:12:16What kind of rudeness is this?
00:12:35Open up!
00:13:05Open up!
00:13:35Open up!
00:13:37Open up!
00:14:03Of course
00:14:07Of course
00:14:37Of course
00:14:53You're free to go
00:14:57You're free to go
00:15:04Your health
00:15:08Your health
00:15:14Look at your face
00:15:16Have you had an accident?
00:15:21Yes
00:15:24My wife cheated on me
00:15:32Yes, cheating on a woman is always painful
00:15:35It's painful for the man himself
00:15:38It happened to me twice
00:15:41In 1949, on May 1st
00:15:44on the 30th of April
00:15:46Yes, yes
00:15:48I was on a tour in Sochi
00:15:51I had an affair
00:15:53with a social worker
00:15:55the head of the mine
00:15:57Stepanov
00:15:59I couldn't stand it
00:16:02I left for Irkutsk
00:16:05Irkutsk
00:16:35I don't know what to do, I'm so angry!
00:16:38You don't have to be a philosopher, just come up to me!
00:16:42Oh, I have an order, please!
00:16:46Do you want me to open my eyes, please?
00:16:49So that I can reach the sky!
00:16:52So that I can see God!
00:16:54Please, quickly, I beg you, give me an answer!
00:16:57Please!
00:16:58Just don't say no!
00:17:00Please!
00:17:01But I must ask you!
00:17:04Just a little bit about me!
00:17:13In 1965,
00:17:17returning from a business trip,
00:17:20I found my second wife,
00:17:24Zinaida Nikolaevna,
00:17:26the head of the finance department of our Krasovsky Ministry.
00:17:34Zinaida Nikolaevna.
00:17:40Zinaida Nikolaevna.
00:17:43Zinaida Nikolaevna.
00:17:48Ask your son-in-law?
00:17:52Ask your son-in-law?
00:17:55Ask your daughter-in-law?
00:17:59It's important.
00:18:00It's very important.
00:18:06It's important.
00:18:11It was a long time ago.
00:18:16And what did you do?
00:18:18I broke up for the first time.
00:18:21I married Gennady Nikolaevich.
00:18:24And the second one?
00:18:32I killed her.
00:18:41How did you kill her?
00:18:44I poisoned her.
00:18:47She loved kefir very much.
00:18:49Every morning and at night she drank a glass of kefir.
00:18:53By the way, it was terribly annoying for me to tolerate kefir.
00:18:56Well, in short, I mixed a glass of kefir with her.
00:19:01The poison is very cool.
00:19:03Very rare.
00:19:05Our diet.
00:19:07I remember it was brought to me by the matriarchal philosopher Socrates.
00:19:11When the Athenian court sentenced him to death
00:19:15for anti-state propaganda and disobedience to the gods.
00:19:20They persuaded him to run for Socrates
00:19:23or to ask for forgiveness,
00:19:25but Socrates refused.
00:19:28He waited 30 days for his death.
00:19:31Because the holy ship
00:19:34had not yet returned from the island of Delos,
00:19:37where he had gone to bring the victims
00:19:40in honor of the birth of Apollo.
00:19:42And according to the laws of Athens,
00:19:44the city could not be exonerated
00:19:46until the holy ship returned to its home port.
00:19:51On the day when a sailor appeared on the horizon,
00:19:55the servant brought Socrates a cup of tzikuta
00:19:59and the philosopher drank the poison himself.
00:20:04Yes, it was two and a half thousand years ago.
00:20:11Kill her, my friend.
00:20:14Kill her.
00:20:16Kill her.
00:20:18Kill her.
00:20:20Kill her.
00:20:22Kill her.
00:20:24Kill her.
00:20:26Kill her.
00:20:28Kill her.
00:20:30Kill her.
00:20:32Kill her, my friend.
00:20:34Kill her.
00:20:36Give her poison and that's it.
00:20:38Believe me, this is the only right decision.
00:20:41In your case.
00:21:02Yes.
00:21:32Thank you.
00:22:02Hello.
00:22:16Hello.
00:22:18Why are you so drunk?
00:22:20Didn't you sleep well?
00:22:22Arnold.
00:22:24I beg you.
00:22:26Don't come here again.
00:22:29I don't understand.
00:22:32Don't you understand that your relationship with Katya
00:22:36is a little bit
00:22:40abnormal?
00:22:43What's abnormal?
00:22:45What are you talking about?
00:22:47Arnold, I insist that you stop coming here.
00:22:54What's the matter?
00:22:56What happened?
00:22:58I came in and he said,
00:23:00don't come here again.
00:23:02How?
00:23:04Oleg, how can you treat people like that?
00:23:08Apologize to Arnold right now.
00:23:10Yes, I...
00:23:12I can please not come.
00:23:15I came in, I wanted to take salt.
00:23:17He got drunk,
00:23:19he said, don't come.
00:23:21I'm sorry, Arnold.
00:23:23Go to your room.
00:23:25I'll come to you now.
00:23:28Okay.
00:23:53This is aconite.
00:23:55It paralyzes the nervous system.
00:23:58I like this poison very much.
00:24:00Death from it leads to hypothermia.
00:24:03This poison will poison Caligula.
00:24:08This is asclepite.
00:24:12Its effect makes a person
00:24:14in a state of ecstasy,
00:24:16attracted to bliss.
00:24:19It seems to me too cruel.
00:24:22Only bliss will kill him later.
00:24:24However, the ancient Aryans
00:24:26deified this poison.
00:24:29They called it the drink of immortality.
00:24:32And finally,
00:24:34the famous
00:24:36cantarello.
00:24:38The poison, the recipe of which
00:24:40he got from his mother, an aristocrat,
00:24:42in the 16th century,
00:24:44Pope Rimsky-Korsakov.
00:24:47A person poisoned with this poison
00:24:49dies in terrible torments.
00:24:51Alexander VI
00:24:53loved to poison his prisoners with this poison.
00:24:56Where did you get it?
00:24:58I make them myself.
00:25:00I always carry it with me
00:25:02just in case.
00:25:07No, I...
00:25:09I can't...
00:25:11I can't poison Katya.
00:25:15And you think it's easy for me
00:25:17to poison you with this poison?
00:25:19However, as soon as I imagined
00:25:21how she would drown,
00:25:23giving it to Rimsky-Korsakov,
00:25:27she wouldn't touch it.
00:25:49Oh, father, where are my kids?
00:25:51I'm pouring them already.
00:26:19Here you are.
00:26:23Thank you, cat.
00:26:25You're welcome.
00:26:39For a moment,
00:26:41I felt sorry for Katya.
00:26:43For a moment,
00:26:45I felt sorry for Katya.
00:26:47For a moment,
00:26:49I felt sorry for her.
00:26:51And I almost gave her
00:26:53an antidote,
00:26:55a leg of a crow
00:26:57rubbed with egg powder.
00:26:59But I presented her
00:27:01in the arms of Rimsky-Korsakov again,
00:27:03and pity left me.
00:27:07Imagine yourself
00:27:09your wife
00:27:11in the bathroom,
00:27:13passionately beating
00:27:15the iron arms
00:27:17of your neighbor.
00:27:19Maybe she wanted to throw up,
00:27:21but she can't.
00:27:23Her pink
00:27:24fingers
00:27:25pierced
00:27:27her soft
00:27:28pink
00:27:29buttocks.
00:27:30Is it enough
00:27:31for you
00:27:32to leave
00:27:33the world with Katya?
00:27:35Is it not enough
00:27:36for you
00:27:37to create
00:27:38a fair
00:27:39mixture?
00:27:46I'm ready.
00:27:48Excellent.
00:27:51First of all,
00:27:52let's decide
00:27:53which poison
00:27:54you want to use.
00:27:55Do you prefer
00:27:56your wife
00:27:57to leave
00:27:58the world
00:27:59in terrible,
00:28:00unbearable torments,
00:28:01shuddering from convulsions
00:28:03and covering with ulcer,
00:28:05or
00:28:06easy and painless?
00:28:11I think
00:28:12easy and painless.
00:28:14It's a great decision.
00:28:18When it happens,
00:28:19we'll be in trouble.
00:28:23Let's decide
00:28:24how to do it
00:28:25to avoid
00:28:26the slightest suspicion
00:28:28of the law enforcement.
00:28:32How?
00:28:33I would recommend
00:28:35a method
00:28:36that in the 4th century
00:28:38BC
00:28:40Persian queen
00:28:42Parasatida
00:28:43poisoned
00:28:44her daughter-in-law
00:28:45Statira.
00:29:03At the time
00:29:04when in the valleys
00:29:05of the great rivers
00:29:06were created
00:29:07and died
00:29:08powerful states,
00:29:11the Persian king
00:29:12Xerxes
00:29:13having conquered
00:29:14Hattas
00:29:15founded
00:29:16a great
00:29:17empire.
00:29:20One of the wives
00:29:21of Xerxes,
00:29:22Parasatida,
00:29:23decided
00:29:24to take
00:29:25her son
00:29:26to the throne.
00:29:27She seduced
00:29:28the chief
00:29:29of the royal guard
00:29:30and persuaded him
00:29:31to kill
00:29:32the king.
00:29:34Parasatida
00:29:35passionately loved
00:29:36her son.
00:29:37Everything she did
00:29:38was for him
00:29:40and now
00:29:41when he became
00:29:42the king
00:29:43she was happy.
00:29:45But Xerxes
00:29:46got married.
00:29:49Parasatida
00:29:50became jealous
00:29:51of her son
00:29:52to his young wife
00:29:53Statira
00:29:54whom he loved
00:29:55very much.
00:29:57She decided
00:29:58to poison
00:29:59her daughter-in-law.
00:30:01Fearing each other
00:30:03both women
00:30:04ate alone
00:30:05and the same
00:30:06meals
00:30:07from the same
00:30:08dishes
00:30:09and plates.
00:30:12One day
00:30:14Parasatida
00:30:15cut open
00:30:16the dish
00:30:17she had
00:30:18served
00:30:19to her
00:30:20daughter-in-law
00:30:21with a knife
00:30:22which she
00:30:23smeared
00:30:24with poison
00:30:25on one side.
00:30:39Statira
00:30:40died in terrible
00:30:41torments
00:30:42but before
00:30:43her death
00:30:44she managed
00:30:45to tell
00:30:46Artaxerxes
00:30:47that her mother
00:30:48had poisoned
00:30:49her.
00:30:50The king
00:30:51was very
00:30:52angry
00:30:53with Statira
00:30:54and ordered
00:30:55him to kill
00:30:56her daughter-in-law
00:30:57Parasatida
00:30:58because
00:30:59she was
00:31:00the daughter
00:31:01of the king
00:31:02and she
00:31:03was the
00:31:04daughter
00:31:05of the king
00:31:06and she
00:31:07was his
00:31:08mother.
00:31:09Ordering to execute
00:31:10all servants
00:31:11of his mother
00:31:12Artaxerxes
00:31:13did not tell her
00:31:14anything
00:31:15and did not
00:31:16do anything
00:31:17stupid.
00:31:18He sent her
00:31:19to Babylon
00:31:20and she
00:31:21never
00:31:22saw her
00:31:23son again.
00:32:07The king
00:32:08was very
00:32:09angry
00:32:10with Statira
00:32:11and ordered
00:32:12him
00:32:13to kill
00:32:14her daughter
00:32:15Parasatida
00:32:16because
00:32:17she was
00:32:18the daughter
00:32:19of the king
00:32:20and she
00:32:21was his
00:32:22mother.
00:32:23Ordering to
00:32:24execute
00:32:25all servants
00:32:26of his mother
00:32:27Artaxerxes
00:32:28did not
00:32:29do anything
00:32:30stupid.
00:32:31He sent
00:32:32her to Babylon
00:32:33and she
00:32:34never
00:32:35saw her
00:32:36son again.
00:32:37The king
00:32:38was very
00:32:39angry
00:32:40with Statira
00:32:41and ordered
00:32:42him
00:32:43to kill
00:32:44her daughter
00:32:45Parasatida
00:32:46because she
00:32:47was his
00:32:48mother.
00:32:49Ordering to
00:32:50execute
00:32:51all servants
00:32:52of his
00:32:53mother
00:32:54Artaxerxes
00:32:55did not
00:32:56do anything
00:32:57stupid.
00:32:58The king
00:32:59was very
00:33:00angry
00:33:01with Statira
00:33:02and ordered
00:33:03him
00:33:04to kill
00:33:05her daughter
00:33:06Parasatida
00:33:07because she
00:33:08was his
00:33:09mother.
00:33:10Ordering to
00:33:11execute
00:33:12all servants
00:33:13of his
00:33:14mother
00:33:15Artaxerxes
00:33:16did not
00:33:17do anything
00:33:18stupid.
00:33:19The king
00:33:20was very
00:33:21angry
00:33:22with Statira
00:33:23and ordered
00:33:24him
00:33:25to kill
00:33:26her daughter
00:33:27Parasatida
00:33:28because she
00:33:29was his
00:33:30mother.
00:33:31Ordering to
00:33:32execute
00:33:33all servants
00:33:34of his
00:33:35mother
00:33:36Artaxerxes
00:33:37did not
00:33:38do anything
00:33:39stupid.
00:33:40The king
00:33:41was very
00:33:42angry
00:33:43with Statira
00:33:44and ordered
00:33:45him
00:33:46to kill
00:33:47her daughter
00:33:48Parasatida
00:33:49because she
00:33:50was his
00:33:51mother.
00:33:52Ordering to
00:33:53execute
00:33:54all servants
00:33:55of his
00:33:56mother
00:33:57Artaxerxes
00:33:58did not
00:33:59do anything
00:34:00stupid.
00:34:01The king
00:34:02was very
00:34:03angry
00:34:04with Statira
00:34:05and ordered
00:34:06him
00:34:07to kill
00:34:08her daughter
00:34:09Parasatida
00:34:10because she
00:34:11was his
00:34:12mother.
00:34:13Ordering to
00:34:14execute
00:34:15all servants
00:34:16of his
00:34:17mother
00:34:18Artaxerxes
00:34:19did not
00:34:20do anything
00:34:21stupid.
00:34:22The king
00:34:23was very
00:34:24angry with
00:34:25Statira
00:34:26and ordered
00:34:27him
00:34:28to kill
00:34:29her daughter
00:34:30Parasatida
00:34:31because she
00:34:32was his
00:34:33mother.
00:34:34Ordering to
00:34:35execute
00:34:36all servants
00:34:37of his
00:34:38mother
00:34:39Artaxerxes
00:34:40did not
00:34:41do anything
00:34:42stupid.
00:34:43The king
00:34:44was very
00:34:45angry
00:34:46with Statira
00:34:47and ordered
00:34:48him
00:34:49to kill
00:34:50her daughter
00:34:51Parasatida
00:34:52because she
00:34:53was his
00:34:54mother.
00:34:55Ordering to
00:34:56execute
00:34:57all servants
00:34:58of his
00:34:59mother
00:35:00Artaxerxes
00:35:01did not
00:35:02do anything
00:35:03stupid.
00:35:04The king
00:35:05was very
00:35:06angry with
00:35:07Statira
00:35:08and ordered
00:35:09him
00:35:10to kill
00:35:11her daughter
00:35:12Parasatida
00:35:13because she
00:35:14was his
00:35:15mother.
00:35:16Ordering to
00:35:17execute
00:35:18all servants
00:35:19of his
00:35:20mother
00:35:21Artaxerxes
00:35:22did not
00:35:23do anything
00:35:24stupid.
00:35:25The king
00:35:26was very
00:35:27angry with
00:35:28Statira
00:35:29and ordered
00:35:30him
00:35:31to kill
00:35:32her daughter
00:35:33Parasatida
00:35:34because she
00:35:35was his
00:35:36mother.
00:35:37Ordering to
00:35:38execute
00:35:39all servants
00:35:40of his
00:35:41mother
00:35:42Artaxerxes
00:35:43did not
00:35:44do anything
00:35:45stupid.
00:35:46The king
00:35:47was very
00:35:48angry with
00:35:49Statira
00:35:50and ordered
00:35:51him
00:35:52to kill
00:35:53her daughter
00:35:54Parasatida
00:35:55because she
00:35:56was his
00:35:57mother.
00:35:58Ordering to
00:35:59execute
00:36:00all servants
00:36:01of his
00:36:02mother
00:36:03Artaxerxes
00:36:04did not
00:36:05do anything
00:36:06stupid.
00:36:07The king
00:36:08was very
00:36:09angry with
00:36:10Statira
00:36:11and ordered
00:36:12him
00:36:13to kill
00:36:14her daughter
00:36:15Parasatida
00:36:16because she
00:36:17was his
00:36:18mother.
00:36:19Ordering to
00:36:20execute
00:36:21all servants
00:36:22of his
00:36:23mother
00:36:24Artaxerxes
00:36:25did not
00:36:26do anything
00:36:27stupid.
00:36:28Ordering to
00:36:29execute
00:36:30all servants
00:36:31of his
00:36:32mother
00:36:33Artaxerxes
00:36:34did not
00:36:35do anything
00:36:36stupid.
00:36:37The king
00:36:38was very
00:36:39angry with
00:36:40Statira
00:36:41and ordered
00:36:42him
00:36:43to kill
00:36:44her daughter
00:36:45Parasatida
00:36:46because she
00:36:47was his
00:36:48mother.
00:36:49Ordering to
00:36:50execute
00:36:51all servants
00:36:52of his
00:36:53mother
00:36:54Artaxerxes
00:36:55did not
00:36:56do anything
00:36:57stupid.
00:36:58The king
00:36:59was very
00:37:00angry with
00:37:01Statira
00:37:02and ordered
00:37:03him
00:37:04to kill
00:37:05her daughter
00:37:06Parasatida
00:37:07because she
00:37:08was his
00:37:09mother.
00:37:10Ordering to
00:37:11execute
00:37:12all servants
00:37:13of his
00:37:14mother
00:37:15Artaxerxes
00:37:16did not
00:37:17do anything
00:37:18stupid.
00:37:19Ordering to
00:37:20execute
00:37:21all servants
00:37:22of his
00:37:23mother
00:37:24Artaxerxes
00:37:25did not
00:37:26do
00:37:27anything
00:37:28stupid.
00:37:29Ordering
00:37:30to
00:37:31execute
00:37:32all servants
00:37:33of his
00:37:34mother
00:37:35Artaxerxes
00:37:36did
00:37:37not
00:37:38do
00:37:39anything
00:37:40stupid.
00:37:41Ordering
00:37:42to
00:37:43execute
00:37:44all servants
00:37:45of his
00:37:46mother
00:37:47Artaxerxes
00:37:48did
00:37:49not
00:37:50do
00:37:51anything
00:37:52stupid.
00:37:53Ordering
00:37:54to
00:37:55execute
00:37:56all
00:37:57servants
00:37:58of his
00:37:59mother
00:38:00Artaxerxes
00:38:01did
00:38:02not
00:38:03do
00:38:04anything
00:38:05stupid.
00:38:18No, thank you.
00:38:21In five days your father died.
00:38:24It's terrible.
00:38:28Do you love your mother-in-law so much?
00:38:31No, to be honest, not so much.
00:38:34Why didn't you let her eat the chicken?
00:38:39I wanted to poison Katya. Evgenia Ivanovna has nothing to do with it.
00:38:45Do you see, my friend, what mercy brings?
00:38:48Now these three are going to rob your apartment.
00:38:54But what am I supposed to do now?
00:38:57Poison.
00:38:59All three of them? How three of them?
00:39:01Why are your eyes so red?
00:39:03The people, by the way, were poisoned by the Senate.
00:39:06A well-known Neapolitan poisoner Tofano in the 17th century
00:39:10was sent to that village by more than 600 people.
00:39:14So, I don't see any other reason to round your eyes
00:39:18because of an old woman, a hooligan investigator, and an unfaithful wife.
00:39:24Well, after all,
00:39:27to begin with,
00:39:29poison one investigator,
00:39:31and then we'll see.
00:39:33Maybe your wife will change her mind, you'll start a family,
00:39:36or you feel sorry for the investigator.
00:39:37I don't feel sorry for him.
00:39:39To be honest, I don't feel sorry for Arnold.
00:39:48But I'm not going to poison anyone else.
00:40:08Oleg.
00:40:14Go get some water.
00:40:17Okay.
00:40:38They didn't tell you to take the kettle, either.
00:40:43Listen, Oleg,
00:40:45how's your mom?
00:40:47Has she been here long?
00:40:49When?
00:40:51Sometimes for half a month.
00:40:53Damn it.
00:40:55What's gotten into you with this chicken?
00:40:58I'd eat an old lady's piece.
00:41:00Listen,
00:41:02what's going on?
00:41:04What's going on?
00:41:08You're living in a one-bedroom apartment now.
00:41:11I'm living in a one-bedroom apartment with your wife and your mom.
00:41:15To be honest,
00:41:17let's switch.
00:41:19How can we switch?
00:41:21We're going to share this apartment anyway.
00:41:24Yeah?
00:41:26Why?
00:41:28My mom bought this apartment
00:41:30when I got married.
00:41:32She worked three jobs,
00:41:34and she saved a lot of money to buy this apartment.
00:41:38So I
00:41:40have to feed and water your wife
00:41:43and her mom?
00:41:46And you're going to live here as a king?
00:41:50There's no waiting.
00:41:54Either you take me
00:41:56or I'll take you back to hell!
00:41:59Get out of here, you jerk.
00:42:01What?
00:42:03I said, get out of here, you jerk.
00:42:06Why?
00:42:08You can't do anything to me.
00:42:10Oh, really?
00:42:12We'll see who's going to take me.
00:42:14You're going to make me cry.
00:42:22And don't move your fists here!
00:42:24Don't move your fists!
00:42:26And don't put your feet in my apartment ever again!
00:42:29Oh, you bastard!
00:42:31You're going to kick me out of this apartment like a traffic jam!
00:42:33You're going to kick me out!
00:42:35I know you!
00:42:37You're going to be on my feet!
00:42:39What's going on here, Arnold?
00:42:41He's not giving me anything!
00:42:43Not a coffee grinder, not a kettle, nothing!
00:42:45And he's yelling!
00:42:47I'm going to call the district police.
00:42:49You're going to be in jail for 15 days!
00:42:51How can you say that?
00:42:53How dare you?
00:42:55Give me my things now!
00:42:56They're mine.
00:42:58Since my mom gave them to us.
00:43:00You need to have some conscience, Oleg.
00:43:03Conscience?
00:43:05Don't talk about conscience.
00:43:07Tell me about your conscience.
00:43:09Your mom never gave us anything.
00:43:11Once, the window at the wedding was broken.
00:43:14And this coffee grinder, by the way.
00:43:16I bought it with my own money.
00:43:18With my own money.
00:43:20You're such a scoundrel, Oleg.
00:43:22With your own money?
00:43:24I can't even buy myself a pair of jeans.
00:43:26You're a terrible person.
00:43:28Tomorrow I'm going to sue you.
00:43:31At the property and apartment department.
00:43:33You won't dare to bring your prostitutes here again.
00:43:36And don't even think about it!
00:43:41I didn't expect this from you, Oleg.
00:43:47Didn't expect it.
00:43:56Hello.
00:44:06Hello.
00:44:08Do you often use prostitutes?
00:44:11What prostitutes?
00:44:13Why are you listening to her?
00:44:15What prostitutes do I have to pay?
00:44:17Is that all?
00:44:19You know, after the crisis, it's not the office.
00:44:21It's a month away from the center.
00:44:23In Drulyevo.
00:44:24North Budva.
00:44:26Wait.
00:44:29How did you get here?
00:44:32Me? By accident.
00:44:34I was passing by and decided to stop by.
00:44:37Can I come in?
00:44:39Yes, of course.
00:44:41Come in.
00:44:54So this lady on the stairs was your wife?
00:44:58Yes.
00:45:00And this guy? The one from the woods?
00:45:04Yes, that's him.
00:45:13I don't understand why you don't want to save them.
00:45:17One look at them is enough to understand
00:45:20that this couple is making a lot of money in your apartment.
00:45:26Not only did your wife call herself a lover,
00:45:30she also wants to kick you out of the house with this lover.
00:45:34The estate is much less serious than before.
00:45:38The king of England, Henry VIII,
00:45:41bequeathed two of his six wives
00:45:45to the Marshal of France, Wittgenstein.
00:45:48You see?
00:45:50It's like a blue water.
00:45:52It broke into small pieces and sank into your soul.
00:45:58Even John the Terrible,
00:46:01always a more patient husband,
00:46:03drowned one of his wives,
00:46:05and the other six he buried in a monastery.
00:46:07And you...
00:46:09And what about me?
00:46:11Just imagine
00:46:13that in your apartment,
00:46:16on this bed,
00:46:18they will be making out
00:46:21and laughing at you,
00:46:24brazenly,
00:46:27shamelessly laughing.
00:46:30And you,
00:46:32just like a homeless dog,
00:46:34will be lying on the street, under the fence,
00:46:37under the pouring rain.
00:46:49What a storm!
00:46:51God forbid,
00:46:53to end up on the street, right?
00:46:56What about him?
00:47:00Where else can he be?
00:47:03Go and see what he's doing there.
00:47:06I don't know.
00:47:08I don't know.
00:47:10I don't know.
00:47:12I don't know.
00:47:14I don't know.
00:47:16I don't know.
00:47:18I don't know.
00:47:25He's lying under the fence.
00:47:28He's all wet.
00:47:30Isn't Adam there?
00:47:32Where from?
00:47:34We're all his property.
00:47:36And you?
00:47:38The court?
00:47:49I'm ready.
00:47:51Then give her the gloves.
00:47:53When the 16th century queen of France,
00:47:56Catherine of Medici,
00:47:58was in power,
00:48:00she gave Jeanne d'Albre,
00:48:02the queen of Navarre,
00:48:04soaked in her gloves.
00:48:06Poor thing,
00:48:08the poison penetrated her brain
00:48:10and she left this beautiful,
00:48:12furious world.
00:48:18THE END
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00:51:39I'm glad to see so many talented people on my birthday.
00:52:06Thank you.
00:52:09Thank you.
00:52:16You know, you look very much like this gentleman.
00:52:18Yes, yes, many people say that I look very much like him.
00:52:21But, of course, it's a simple coincidence.
00:52:23We are not related in any way.
00:52:25And who is he?
00:52:26Pope Romans, the 6th Borgia.
00:52:30How did he get here?
00:52:31Well, I don't know. He must have come by something.
00:52:33Maybe by car, maybe by train.
00:52:36But he lived in the 16th century.
00:52:38To his right is his son, Cesare.
00:52:41And to his left is his daughter, Lucrezia.
00:52:44They both sleep with her.
00:52:46Both father and brother.
00:52:49Excuse me, who are you?
00:52:50Cardinal de Korner.
00:52:53And you?
00:52:54Prokhor Ivan Petrovich.
00:52:55And this is my friend, Oleg.
00:52:57Actor.
00:52:58Theater actor.
00:52:59Hello.
00:53:00I've never seen you here.
00:53:02He's here for the first time.
00:53:04He sent his wife, mother-in-law and neighbor, Cesare Sharapov.
00:53:11Thank you.
00:53:15Thank you.
00:53:28Ladies and gentlemen.
00:53:31What rules this world?
00:53:35Passions.
00:53:38What are the passions of the most powerful and beautiful people?
00:53:42Silence, envy, jealousy, power.
00:53:47Who doesn't want to spend a hundred dollars instead of Ignatians
00:53:51to drive a luxury Jaguar to a hotel in Shavaton, Hawaii?
00:53:55Who doesn't want to have a luxury mulatto
00:53:58on the sandy beach of Acapulco?
00:54:01Who, for a minute, did not imagine himself the owner of a white house,
00:54:07Buckingham Palace, the Kremlin?
00:54:11Who experienced a burning hatred for a friend who inherited it?
00:54:18Who didn't have dark eyes when he saw his wife
00:54:23look down from some cute boy?
00:54:27Poison, gentlemen.
00:54:30Poison everyone who stands in your way.
00:54:34Power, wealth, fame.
00:54:37Poison fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters,
00:54:41friends, enemies, rivals and rivals.
00:54:45Poison your loved ones and hated ones.
00:54:48Poison the righteous, swindlers, villains, saints.
00:54:52Poison them and you will find immortality.
00:54:59For immortality there is only one divine drink,
00:55:04whose name is poison.
00:55:09Bravo!
00:55:19Nice.
00:55:38I like it.
00:55:58Madame, you have an extraordinary taste.
00:56:00Do you like it?
00:56:02These are tohibyanki.
00:56:04They are made according to the Florentine recipe.
00:56:09And these gloves were given to me by the Queen of France,
00:56:14Ekaterina Medich.
00:56:16Who are you? What is your name?
00:56:23I'm Jeanne d'Albre,
00:56:26the Queen of Havana.
00:56:38Jeanne d'Albre, Queen of Havana
00:57:08What happened?
00:57:21My wife gave me away.
00:57:23What a shame!
00:57:25This terrible woman called me a prostitute,
00:57:28hit my mother,
00:57:30and you didn't even stand up for yourself.
00:57:32Should I fight with her?
00:57:35She is a master of sports.
00:57:37She will hit you so hard that you won't be able to collect your bones.
00:57:39It's okay, I'll tell her everything.
00:57:42I can't go out like this for a whole week.
00:57:46Wait.
00:57:48Are you going to live here?
00:57:50Where should we go?
00:57:52She won't let us go anywhere.
00:57:55I don't want to live with you.
00:57:57Listen, let's go outside.
00:57:59Why outside?
00:58:01Go to Evgeny Ivanovich Khinkin.
00:58:03Aren't you ashamed, Oleg?
00:58:04Your wife was humiliated and insulted,
00:58:06and you, instead of going to put that bitch in her place,
00:58:09you are bargaining for an apartment.
00:58:11Oleg, for God's sake.
00:58:14Are you taking your own wife and mother-in-law outside?
00:58:17Why outside?
00:58:19I told you to go to Evgeny Ivanovich Khinkin.
00:58:21You scoundrel!
00:58:23You want to fulfill your cherished dream,
00:58:25get rid of me, bring a woman here,
00:58:27turn the house into a brothel.
00:58:29It's not going to happen.
00:58:32Oleg,
00:58:35if you have a conscience,
00:58:37you should go to Khinkin.
00:58:39Right now?
00:58:41Forget about Khinkin.
00:58:43Khinkin is my apartment.
00:58:45And where should I go?
00:58:47Go to your girlfriends.
00:58:49I always knew you were cheating on me.
00:58:51You are a sexual maniac.
00:58:53Shut up, you fool.
00:58:55Shut up, all of you.
00:58:57Bastards.
00:58:59Shameless bastards.
00:59:01Who is it?
00:59:05Hello.
00:59:07My name is Zoya.
00:59:09I am the wife of your neighbor, Arnold.
00:59:16Come in.
00:59:35Zoya.
00:59:39I lost my jewelry.
00:59:42What do we have to do with it?
00:59:44Give it back to me.
00:59:46I will search for it.
00:59:48I will find whoever has it.
00:59:50What did you lose?
00:59:52Pomegranate earrings,
00:59:54a gold pendant, a silver chain.
00:59:58I will count to three.
01:00:00I will count to three.
01:00:04I didn't take it.
01:00:11I recognize your face.
01:00:17Are you an actor, Oleg Volkov?
01:00:21Yes, that's me.
01:00:26I was so in love with you.
01:00:27I went to all your shows.
01:00:29You played in Gogol's theater.
01:00:31Yes.
01:00:33Now I work in another theater.
01:00:35I even wrote you a letter once.
01:00:37You probably didn't read it.
01:00:39A simple girl writes a letter to a famous artist.
01:00:43No, why?
01:00:45I remember your letter.
01:00:52Yes.
01:00:54When did you start?
01:00:56When the night descends on the city,
01:00:58I think of you.
01:01:00When I drown in the arms of Morpheus,
01:01:03I whisper, come to me.
01:01:06Zoya Filimonova.
01:01:08Yes.
01:01:10This is my letter.
01:01:12How are you?
01:01:16Oleg, what are you doing here?
01:01:19I live here.
01:01:21This is my ex-wife.
01:01:22This is my ex-wife.
01:01:24This is my ex-mother-in-law.
01:01:26And this?
01:01:28This is my ex-husband.
01:01:30Come to me.
01:01:32I'll treat you to tea.
01:01:34Let's go.
01:01:53Have you ever wanted to kill your wife?
01:02:05Why do you ask?
01:02:09You know,
01:02:11sometimes I wanted to be a husband.
01:02:16Out of jealousy?
01:02:18Yes.
01:02:19Out of jealousy.
01:02:21No.
01:02:23Not at all.
01:02:25One time he was sitting in your place,
01:02:28drinking tea,
01:02:30and I was eating pancakes with meat.
01:02:33And suddenly I thought,
01:02:35I'll take a fork and poke him in the eye.
01:02:38I wanted to do it so much
01:02:40that I had to go to the kitchen.
01:02:43And the second time he was smoking on the balcony,
01:02:46in the same panties and T-shirt.
01:02:47And I was looking at him from behind,
01:02:49and suddenly I imagined
01:02:52how I would run up to him,
01:02:55grab his legs
01:02:57and throw them over the railing.
01:03:02Do you
01:03:04hate him so much?
01:03:07No.
01:03:11I treat him very well.
01:03:13It's just
01:03:14that sometimes you lie in bed
01:03:16and think
01:03:19that
01:03:21a dead man is lying next to you,
01:03:23and I'll turn to him
01:03:25and his eyes are glassy.
01:03:29I remember the first time I saw you.
01:03:33You were playing
01:03:35Yevdokimov in the play
01:03:37104 pages about love.
01:03:40Yes.
01:03:42Yes.
01:03:44There was a body.
01:03:46I hated you.
01:03:51Especially at the end of the play,
01:03:53when
01:03:55Yevdokimov finds out
01:03:57that his beloved Sturges Natasha died
01:03:59while saving the children
01:04:01from a burned-out plane.
01:04:05You were standing
01:04:08and just looking into the hall.
01:04:11I remember
01:04:13the first time
01:04:15I saw you.
01:04:17You were playing
01:04:19Yevdokimov
01:04:21in the play
01:04:23104 pages about love.
01:04:25I remember the first time
01:04:27I saw you.
01:04:29You were standing
01:04:31and just looking
01:04:33into the hall.
01:04:35I remember
01:04:37the first time
01:04:39I saw you.
01:04:41I remember
01:04:43the first time
01:04:45I saw you.
01:04:47You were standing
01:04:49and just looking
01:04:52into the hall.
01:04:54I remember
01:04:56the first time
01:04:58I saw you.
01:05:01I remember
01:05:03the first time
01:05:05I saw you.
01:05:07I remember
01:05:08He was a fantastic scoundrel.
01:05:13He slept with his own sister.
01:05:18And when he found out that she was sleeping with his own brother, he killed him.
01:05:23He got any woman he liked.
01:05:38And when he fell asleep, he killed them and threw their bodies into the sea.
01:05:53One day, he and his detachment captured the city of Kapovo and killed 7,000 people right on the streets.
01:06:03300 of the city's noblest women locked themselves in a tower.
01:06:08Then Cesare broke down the door, chose 40 of the most beautiful citizens, and gave the rest to his soldiers.
01:06:18The next time, Cesare and his father decided to poison three cardinals to get their money.
01:06:28Alexander VI invited them to a garden not far from the Vatican to have lunch.
01:06:35And Cesare prepared two bottles of poisoned wine and gave them to his servant.
01:06:59This wine will be served according to my signs, and only to the one I point to.
01:07:08I'll bring them myself.
01:07:11Just make sure you don't mix them up.
01:07:15Well, let's go have a look.
01:07:45Oh, Cesare, I forgot my medallion.
01:07:59So what?
01:08:00Astrologer Emalino predicted that I wouldn't be able to get the Book of Lent until I get the medallion with the Holy Gifts.
01:08:11Cornetto.
01:08:14Bring me my medallion.
01:08:17You know, there's a table in the bedroom with the Bible on it.
01:08:21The Bible should have a medallion.
01:08:35Giovanni!
01:08:37Bring me a glass of wine.
01:08:41And bring me a glass.
01:08:46His Holiness ordered to pour two glasses of wine.
01:08:56What are you doing, you fool? You were told to bring this wine.
01:09:25Oh.
01:09:56Closed it.
01:10:00Pushed him in.
01:10:02Bastard!
01:10:32Alexander VI died in five days.
01:10:56He was terribly swollen, and he had such a foul smell that no one dared to kiss his dead father's hand, despite the custom.
01:11:14And Cesare desperately fought for his life.
01:11:18He didn't want to leave this world in any way, full of pleasure and pleasure.
01:11:25In order to drive the poison out of his body, he took unusual baths.
01:14:25Either thanks to the baths from the bull's blood, or simply because of his strong health, Cesare still survived.
01:14:50Why do you think I can play Cesare?
01:14:56I don't know.
01:15:00I just really like you.
01:15:14What cheeses!
01:15:16Try it.
01:15:17I see.
01:15:18Do you like it?
01:15:19Uh-huh.
01:15:20You know, my mother always made me cheesecakes for breakfast.
01:15:25Really?
01:15:26Uh-huh.
01:15:28I will also always make you cheesecakes for breakfast.
01:15:37Who is it?
01:15:39I don't know.
01:15:46Hello. Who are you looking for?
01:15:48Hello. I'm Prokhorov, Oleg Volkov's friend. Can I see him?
01:15:56Yes. Oleg, they came to see you. Come in.
01:16:00Oh, so you are here.
01:16:02Hello.
01:16:03I came to see you, and your mother-in-law says that you no longer live there.
01:16:09Yes, that's true. I left home.
01:16:12Please meet, this is Zoya. This is Ivan Petrovich.
01:16:17Zoya.
01:16:22Do you like cheesecakes?
01:16:24Yes. Do you want some?
01:16:25With pleasure. With pleasure.
01:16:27Come into the room, I'll bring you some later.
01:16:30Come in.
01:16:38Oleg, are you out of your mind?
01:16:39Why?
01:16:40We haven't solved the problem with the first wife, and now we are in trouble again.
01:16:44Oleg, my friend, you can't live with only your wife. You are not an animal.
01:16:48I fell in love with her.
01:16:50Zoya has been in love with me for several years.
01:16:52You know, she saw me in the theater, and then I fell in love with her.
01:16:55Friends.
01:16:57I will miss you.
01:17:00Good.
01:17:01Have you bought the gloves?
01:17:03No.
01:17:04Very good.
01:17:05I have a wonderful plan again.
01:17:07With the help of which you can get rid of your wife and lover in one fell swoop.
01:17:12Oh my God.
01:17:14With this plan, you can create a new revolution.
01:17:18Oleg Petrovich, you know, thank you, of course.
01:17:21But I don't need any of this.
01:17:24Why not?
01:17:25Do you want to give me back my apartment?
01:17:28Let them live. God be with them, and we will live here.
01:17:34The cheesecakes are ready.
01:17:36There is sour cream and honey.
01:17:39Like a beautiful woman before marriage.
01:17:46Thank you, dear Zoya.
01:17:49It's time for me to go.
01:17:50What about the cheesecakes?
01:17:52Another time, Masha.
01:17:54See you.
01:17:55Goodbye.
01:17:56Goodbye.
01:17:57Goodbye.
01:18:08Who is this?
01:18:10A friend.
01:18:13What does he do?
01:18:16He is a pensioner.
01:18:22I'm going to take my things from this apartment.
01:18:27Now we will live together.
01:18:30Always.
01:18:32This apartment will definitely be given to him, since it is not registered here.
01:18:54We will live in your apartment.
01:18:56They will move here, and we will live there.
01:18:58It's not registered there either.
01:19:00How is it not registered?
01:19:02Where is it registered?
01:19:04In Odintsovo.
01:19:06Nikolai's brother and his wife don't live there.
01:19:10Damn it.
01:19:12Why didn't you say anything?
01:19:14I didn't say anything.
01:19:16Did you ask them?
01:19:18We have nowhere to live except for Khimki.
01:19:20Forget about Khimki.
01:19:22Yes, we are stuck.
01:19:25But Oleg is fine.
01:19:29We can live here.
01:19:31Otherwise, we have to pay 300 bucks.
01:19:33What should we do?
01:19:35Poison them.
01:19:37Poison Oleg?
01:19:39Both of them.
01:19:41Yes.
01:19:42I haven't seen any other way.
01:19:44Invite them to visit us.
01:19:46Fry a cutlet.
01:19:48And sprinkle it with poison.
01:19:50A rat.
01:19:51God, what are you talking about?
01:19:54Where?
01:19:55Where will we get the poison?
01:19:57Albert, I have it at work.
01:20:01Yes, yes.
01:20:03You will find it.
01:20:05What's wrong?
01:20:28What's wrong with you?
01:20:29Bitch.
01:20:32What are you talking about?
01:20:35Bitches.
01:20:36What are you talking about?
01:20:37These bitches decided to poison us with rat poison.
01:20:39Who?
01:20:40What bitches?
01:20:42Katya Arnuleta Evgenievna.
01:20:44It can't be.
01:20:46I overheard the conversation.
01:20:48They decided to poison us.
01:20:50And take over our living space.
01:20:52What are you talking about?
01:20:54What a low life.
01:20:56I'll go and hang them.
01:20:59Wait.
01:21:01Wait.
01:21:04We need to end this company.
01:21:06Once and for all.
01:21:13It's them.
01:21:15Let's pretend we don't know anything.
01:21:21Hello.
01:21:22Hello.
01:21:27May I come in?
01:21:29No.
01:21:30May I come in for a minute?
01:21:31Yes.
01:21:32What for a minute?
01:21:34We came in for a minute.
01:21:35Let's sit next to each other.
01:21:38I'll make tea.
01:21:39No, no, don't worry.
01:21:43Albert.
01:21:45Arnuleta.
01:21:46We made a deal.
01:21:48And decided to visit you.
01:21:49Visit us?
01:21:51Yes.
01:21:52Yes, why not?
01:21:53We'll sit, eat, drink next to each other.
01:21:56Why are you angry with each other?
01:21:59We're not angry with you.
01:22:00Neither are we.
01:22:02We want to be friends with you.
01:22:04And we want to.
01:22:05So you came to invite us as guests?
01:22:07Yes, guests.
01:22:09Guests.
01:22:10We'll eat, drink.
01:22:12How about you?
01:22:14With pleasure.
01:22:17Are you free on Sunday?
01:22:21Yes, quite.
01:22:24Well, then we'll go.
01:22:28Goodbye.
01:22:29Goodbye.
01:22:30Goodbye.
01:22:31Goodbye.
01:22:32Goodbye.
01:22:33Goodbye.
01:22:34Goodbye.
01:22:35Goodbye.
01:22:36Goodbye.
01:22:37Goodbye.
01:22:38Goodbye.
01:22:39Goodbye.
01:22:40Goodbye.
01:22:41Goodbye.
01:22:42Goodbye.
01:22:43Goodbye.
01:22:44Goodbye.
01:22:45What a hypocrite.
01:22:46I barely held back so as not to get caught.
01:22:47But let them do as they should.
01:22:48Calm down, calm down.
01:22:51The cat started hunting mice.
01:22:54The cat will end up in the mousetrap herself.
01:22:59And the actor Oleg Volkov is him.
01:23:26Yes, it's me.
01:23:27What an honor, what an honor.
01:23:28Follow me, please.
01:23:29Please.
01:23:31Stop.
01:23:32Stop.
01:23:33Stop.
01:23:34be careful.
01:23:44I'll be back in a minute.
01:23:59Stop!
01:24:00Let me go!
01:24:01Stop!
01:24:02Let me go!
01:24:03You're an actor, Oleg Volkov?
01:24:15Yes.
01:24:17Yes.
01:24:18Are you going to poison your wife,
01:24:24her lover and investigator Sharapova,
01:24:27and her mother-in-law,
01:24:31Yevgenia Ivanovna Holodkova?
01:24:33Yes, yes.
01:24:34That's right.
01:24:35Mrs. Holodkova.
01:24:37Yes, that's me.
01:24:38Excellent.
01:24:42Can I ask you something?
01:24:44You should have lunch with us.
01:24:46With pleasure.
01:24:48Who are you?
01:24:49Prokhorov Ivan Petrovich.
01:24:51In the past, I was a worker at the Ministry of Heavy Machinery.
01:24:55Now I'm retired.
01:24:57Oh, I remember.
01:24:59He poisoned his second wife,
01:25:01and I poured kefir into her head.
01:25:03Do you remember this story?
01:25:04Of course.
01:25:05I, Your Excellency,
01:25:07am Mr. Volkov's teacher,
01:25:10in a way, his spiritual mentor.
01:25:13Oh, come on.
01:25:15Let him do it.
01:25:17Please.
01:25:27Let me introduce you to our company.
01:25:32The famous Roman emperor of the Claudian family,
01:25:37Gaius Caligula.
01:25:39A great connoisseur of poisons.
01:25:41Tested them on slaves.
01:25:42Poisoned his stepfather,
01:25:44Emperor Tiberius,
01:25:46and many, many others.
01:25:48Another famous emperor, Nero,
01:25:51with his accomplice,
01:25:52the famous teacher,
01:25:54Lapusta.
01:25:59The Persian queen,
01:26:02Arisatide.
01:26:08The queen of France,
01:26:10Catherine the Great.
01:26:14Oh, that's a shame.
01:26:20Oh, Marquis de Bari-Maudlin,
01:26:22Empereur de Villiers.
01:26:24Poisoned his stepfather,
01:26:27tested the poison on sick people,
01:26:30who visited him in the hospital.
01:26:36The famous doctor,
01:26:38Dr. Edmard Costa.
01:26:41Poisoned all his brothers,
01:26:43hoping to get them back.
01:26:48God, what a beauty.
01:26:50My friend,
01:26:51the master of Crimea,
01:26:52Hanman Biggeret.
01:26:54A wonderful abuser of Eastern treachery.
01:26:59The American schoolboy,
01:27:00Billy Holmes.
01:27:03Poisoned his stepfather,
01:27:05his stepmother,
01:27:07his wife,
01:27:09and his teacher.
01:27:14And the most remarkable thing,
01:27:16his own creation.
01:27:18My daughter,
01:27:20Lucretia.
01:27:24Lucretia.
01:27:29Lucretia.
01:27:33Sit down with me.
01:27:35And at the same time,
01:27:36with my son,
01:27:37my brother, Chazal.
01:27:40Oh, I didn't recognize you.
01:27:41My son, Chazal.
01:27:43Oh, dad.
01:27:45Hello.
01:27:47I've heard a lot about you.
01:27:49Sit down next to me.
01:27:52Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.
01:27:56Please come to the table.
01:27:59Let's eat a little.
01:28:01Let's go, let's go.
01:28:02To the table.
01:28:03To the table.
01:28:29Happy birthday to you.
01:28:36Happy birthday to you.
01:28:42Happy birthday dear papa.
01:28:48Happy birthday to you.
01:28:54Happy birthday dear papa.
01:28:59Happy birthday to you.
01:29:25Gentlemen,
01:29:28I want to raise the first glass
01:29:31to our guest.
01:29:33Mr. Volkov decided to poison his wife,
01:29:37her lover,
01:29:39Investigator Sharapov,
01:29:40and mother-in-law.
01:29:42How do I always forget her?
01:29:44Kolotkova.
01:29:46Yevgenia Ivanovna.
01:29:48Yes, that's right.
01:29:49Mrs. Kolotkova.
01:29:52Let's wish him good luck.
01:29:55Bravo!
01:29:56Bravo! Good luck!
01:29:58Good luck to you.
01:29:59Thank you.
01:30:01May I ask
01:30:03what was the reason for your decision?
01:30:05Jealousy.
01:30:06Yes, jealousy.
01:30:08His wife with that investigator
01:30:10locked herself in the bathroom.
01:30:12And when did she leave for that investigator?
01:30:14Come on, she left.
01:30:16She still claims to my apartment.
01:30:18How?
01:30:19At what stage?
01:30:21My mother bought this apartment
01:30:24for her own money.
01:30:26It's not even registered there.
01:30:28It's registered in Yevgenia Ivanovna's bank account.
01:30:31But when Yevgenia Ivanovna dies,
01:30:34the apartment won't be gone.
01:30:36So let them go to the bank account.
01:30:39I'm telling them.
01:30:41Go to the bank account.
01:30:43They don't want to.
01:30:46How mean.
01:30:47My father also wanted to deprive me
01:30:49of my rightful castle.
01:30:51It didn't work out.
01:30:53And how are you going to
01:30:55bury your relatives?
01:30:57What's your plan?
01:30:59Yes.
01:31:06The New Year is coming.
01:31:15I'm singing you a song
01:31:17about five minutes.
01:31:19This is my song.
01:31:21Let me sing it.
01:31:23Let it fly around the world.
01:31:25I'm giving you this song
01:31:27about five minutes.
01:31:29Five minutes.
01:31:31Five minutes.
01:31:33My watch will run out of time.
01:31:35Five minutes.
01:31:37Five minutes.
01:31:39Five minutes.
01:31:41Five minutes.
01:31:43Five minutes.
01:31:45Five minutes.
01:31:47Five minutes.
01:31:49Happy New Year!
01:31:51Happy New Year!
01:31:53This is Artur Volkov's apartment.
01:31:55No, this is our apartment.
01:31:57Artur Volkov doesn't live here anymore.
01:31:59Here's a gift from the city hall
01:32:01and the Moscow government.
01:32:03Thank you.
01:32:05Maybe a glass?
01:32:07No, thank you.
01:32:09Goodbye.
01:32:11Goodbye.
01:32:15Goodbye.
01:32:25That's it.
01:32:27Now the Christmas tree will melt
01:32:29and a couple of poisons will enter
01:32:31the brain and the central nervous system.
01:32:33I love you!
01:32:37Great plan.
01:32:39What kind of poison
01:32:41are you going to use?
01:32:43I can recommend you
01:32:45duchy of Bianchi.
01:32:47Ivan Petrovich
01:32:49recommends me to use Cantarella.
01:32:51It's a good remedy.
01:32:53It makes your eyes pop,
01:32:55hair falls out
01:32:57and the body is covered
01:32:59with terrifying ulcers.
01:33:01It's a good remedy.
01:33:05Aren't you afraid
01:33:07of death?
01:33:09Death?
01:33:13I'm probably afraid.
01:33:15Everyone is afraid of death.
01:33:17The night
01:33:19when the Senate
01:33:21declared me the enemy of the people
01:33:23I decided to kill myself
01:33:25and take the poison.
01:33:27But I was so afraid to die
01:33:29that I couldn't do it.
01:33:31Then my slave
01:33:33stabbed me in the throat.
01:33:35I didn't feel anything.
01:33:37The conspirators
01:33:39came to me
01:33:41from behind
01:33:43and cut off my head.
01:33:45Then they killed
01:33:47my children.
01:33:49It was hard for me to die.
01:33:53I don't want to remember.
01:33:59By the way,
01:34:01how did you die, Cesar?
01:34:03I...
01:34:05I...
01:34:07died four years
01:34:09before you.
01:34:13After your death,
01:34:15luck turned away from me.
01:34:17Enemies,
01:34:19who trembled
01:34:21at the mention of my name,
01:34:23began to chase me like a beast.
01:34:25Friends...
01:34:29By the way,
01:34:31I never had friends.
01:34:36On March 10, 1507,
01:34:40I was ambushed.
01:35:05On March 10, 1507,
01:35:07I was ambushed.
01:35:09On March 10, 1507,
01:35:11I was ambushed.
01:35:13On March 10, 1507,
01:35:15I was ambushed.
01:35:17On March 10, 1507,
01:35:19I was ambushed.
01:35:21On March 10, 1507,
01:35:23I was ambushed.
01:35:25On March 10, 1507,
01:35:27I was ambushed.
01:35:29On March 10, 1507,
01:35:31I was ambushed.
01:35:33On March 10, 1507,
01:35:35I was ambushed.
01:35:51You could have saved yourself.
01:35:53You had a beautiful horse,
01:35:55and you were one of the best horsemen in Europe.
01:36:04The people I met on my way
01:36:07The people I met on my way
01:36:09had different feelings for me.
01:36:11had different feelings for me.
01:36:13Admiration, fear,
01:36:15hatred, envy,
01:36:17but...
01:36:19but...
01:36:21no one ever loved me.
01:36:33I was tired of life.
01:36:35I was tired of life.
01:36:51I was tired of life.
01:36:57I was looking for death.
01:37:03I was looking for death.
01:37:19In 1492,
01:37:21In 1492,
01:37:23when Columbus was sailing to the shores of America,
01:37:25when Columbus was sailing to the shores of America,
01:37:27young Cesare Borgia hurried to Rome
01:37:29to call his father,
01:37:31who was elected head of the Roman Catholic Church.
01:37:33who was elected head of the Roman Catholic Church.
01:37:37Half an hour from Rome,
01:37:39he saw a wonderful valley
01:37:41and stopped the horse.
01:37:43He knew that where he was going,
01:37:45he was waiting for battle and glory,
01:37:47love and treason,
01:37:49murder and wealth.
01:37:51murder and wealth.
01:37:53He always aspired to this life,
01:37:55but now he suddenly thought
01:37:57how good it is
01:37:59to settle and live
01:38:01in this beautiful valley
01:38:03until the end of his days.
01:38:29In 1499,
01:38:31In 1499,
01:38:33he was born.
01:38:35he was born.
01:38:37In 1499,
01:38:39he was born.
01:38:41In 1499,
01:38:43he was born.
01:38:45In 1499,
01:38:47he was born.
01:38:49In 1499,
01:38:51he was born.
01:38:53In 1499,
01:38:55he was born.
01:38:57In 1499,
01:38:59he was born.
01:39:01In 1499,
01:39:03he was born.
01:39:05In 1499,
01:39:07he was born.
01:39:09In 1499,
01:39:11he was born.
01:39:13In 1499,
01:39:15he was born.
01:39:17In 1499,
01:39:19he was born.
01:39:21All events of this film
01:39:23are based on reliable facts
01:39:25and are based on reliable facts
01:39:27and are based on reliable facts
01:39:29and are based on reliable facts
01:39:31and are based on reliable facts
01:39:33and are based on reliable facts
01:39:35and are based on reliable facts
01:39:37and are based on reliable facts
01:39:39and are based on reliable facts
01:39:41and are based on reliable facts
01:39:43and are based on reliable facts
01:39:45and are based on reliable facts
01:39:47and are based on reliable facts
01:39:49and are based on reliable facts
01:39:51and are based on reliable facts
01:39:53He took Ukrainian citizenship
01:39:55and moved to Crimea.
01:39:57Oleg continues to play in the theater
01:39:59and not without success.
01:40:01Recently,
01:40:03a young but already famous director
01:40:05started working on a play
01:40:07about the life of the Borgia family
01:40:09and offered Oleg
01:40:11the role of Cesare.
01:40:23Oleg Cesare
01:40:25Oleg Cesare
01:40:27Oleg Cesare
01:40:29Oleg Cesare
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