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अरे काका ये नोट नकली नहीं है अभी अभी मैं बैंक से जा के लाया हूँ- राजपाल यादव बेस्ट कॉमेडी सीन
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00:00
Why don't you go and get it for me?
00:02
Do you want me to get it for you?
00:04
Hang up the phone.
00:05
Uncle, who are you getting jealous of?
00:07
Check the bill.
00:13
Rs. 346.
00:14
Rs. 346. Here.
00:17
Take Rs. 500.
00:22
This is a fake, kid.
00:23
What? It's a fake?
00:27
Look at this.
00:31
This is also a fake, kid.
00:32
Both are fake. What are you saying, uncle?
00:35
There are two of these on me. Where did you get it?
00:38
Forget that. Where did I get it?
00:42
Now I understand.
00:43
That was for Rs. 1000, that was orange.
00:45
And these two are mangoes.
00:47
I didn't even note the number.
01:01
What are you testing me for?
01:06
You are the one who is being tested.
01:10
You...
01:12
You won't get it even if you try.
01:22
What a problem.
01:30
What a problem.
02:00
What a problem.
02:14
Greetings, Panditji.
02:16
We have met at the right time.
02:19
Greetings.
02:20
Bless you.
02:21
Let's see how long my life will last.
02:26
What's your name?
02:27
Lallan Prasad Prajapati.
02:30
Send him in.
02:35
Your horoscopes are good.
02:37
You are lucky.
02:39
And...
02:40
You are successful in your job.
02:46
You are also lucky.
02:48
Are you in love?
02:50
Yes, Panditji.
02:53
You will marry her.
02:55
The same girl.
02:56
And you have two children.
02:58
A son and a daughter.
03:00
Do you have any other questions?
03:02
Panditji, this is the only question of my life.
03:04
You have answered it.
03:06
Now tell me the price.
03:07
Rs. 21.
03:09
Here you go, Panditji.
03:10
Like gold.
03:12
Okay, Panditji.
03:13
Now I will see you with my wife.
03:15
Bless you.
03:23
Hello.
03:24
Hello.
03:25
Dadaji.
03:26
Please don't hang up.
03:27
Dadaji, this is Lallan speaking.
03:29
Lallan?
03:30
Who is Lallan?
03:31
Dadaji, the house next to the post office.
03:33
That Prajapati.
03:34
I see.
03:35
So you are in Mumbai.
03:36
You drive a ship.
03:38
Okay, son.
03:39
Earn a lot of money.
03:40
Take care of your family.
03:41
Okay?
03:42
Dadaji, don't hang up.
03:43
I am in a lot of trouble.
03:44
I have lost my job.
03:46
What?
03:47
You lost your job?
03:48
How is that, son?
03:49
I got off the ship at the wrong place.
03:51
And I couldn't understand what went wrong.
03:53
Dadaji, are you listening to me?
03:56
Lallan is calling.
03:58
Yes, Lallan.
04:01
Yes, tell me, Pappu.
04:02
Where is Saroja?
04:04
I went to her house.
04:07
She is very sick.
04:08
She went to the doctor.
04:09
Didn't you say you wanted to talk to her?
04:12
But brother, I will go back to her house.
04:14
I will tell her that you called.
04:17
Okay.
04:18
I have given you a number.
04:19
Call me between 5 to 7.
04:21
I will be there.
04:22
But brother, if she asks
04:24
if you are coming to her wedding or not,
04:28
what will I say?
04:29
Let her talk to her.
04:30
I will tell her.
04:31
Okay.
04:45
Yes.
04:46
Did you eat again?
04:48
I told you to tell her what is in your heart.
04:53
Why are you listening to him?
04:54
Babban, massage her with coconut oil.
04:57
It will cool her mind.
05:00
Yes, I am going to Manohar.
05:02
I am going.
05:04
I am going.
05:06
When am I going?
05:08
I am going on the 3rd.
05:11
When is the train?
05:13
It is on the 3rd.
05:15
Tell Rashid to talk to me on the phone.
05:18
Otherwise, I will talk to him.
05:20
Okay.
05:22
Tell me.
05:26
My hands and legs are aching.
05:28
I am not feeling hungry since a few days.
05:31
I did not sleep well yesterday.
05:33
And I feel very weak.
05:36
I am a doctor, not a masseur.
05:38
Then why are you asking?
05:39
Shave your beard.
05:43
Lallan, get this out of your head.
05:46
You will find someone else for the wedding.
05:48
You will find someone else for the wedding.
05:51
You will find someone else for the wedding.
05:53
You will find someone else for the wedding.
05:58
Ganesh, will you do me a favour?
06:00
When I ask you for an advice, give it to me.
06:04
I can handle my problems on my own.
06:09
You don't worry about that.
06:10
Okay.
06:13
I understand.
06:15
I understand.
06:16
I will give you some advice.
06:19
Life is full of ups and downs.
06:22
Yes.
06:23
But you should never stop trying.
06:27
Yes.
06:28
Hold this.
06:29
Don't put it down.
06:30
It is on the chair.
06:31
A healthy body needs a healthy mind.
06:33
A healthy mind means the ability to make decisions.
06:36
Uncle, you were going to give me some advice about Saroja.
06:38
Yes.
06:39
Until you talk to Saroja, you will not know about the situation there.
06:45
And you can decide whether Saroja is right or wrong only then.
06:49
When can you decide?
06:50
When I talk to Saroja.
06:51
Yes.
06:56
Hello. Is this 547649?
06:59
Who? Lallan?
07:00
Yes, brother Aftab. I am Lallan.
07:03
Son, I recognised you.
07:05
Yes.
07:06
How are you?
07:07
I am fine.
07:08
I am very happy to hear your voice.
07:10
I keep talking to your brother about you.
07:13
Yes.
07:14
I went to your house on Holi this year.
07:16
I didn't know that you didn't come.
07:19
Make time to come on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
07:22
Yes.
07:23
Brother Aftab, I will take care of the rest.
07:25
This is what I wanted to say.
07:26
Listen.
07:27
Yes.
07:28
Even if you stay away from the village for a job.
07:30
No problem.
07:32
But don't forget your village.
07:34
Yes.
07:35
You were brought up in this village.
07:37
You have played in the streets.
07:39
Yes, brother Aftab.
07:40
Absolutely, brother Aftab.
07:41
Call anyone from home.
07:42
Whether it is brother or sister-in-law.
07:43
Call anyone.
07:45
He has gone to Bareilly for the wedding.
07:48
Okay, brother Aftab.
07:49
I will call you later.
07:59
Hey, Gitti.
08:00
Are you going to school?
08:01
Yes.
08:02
I am going.
08:03
When will Saroja come back from Patna?
08:04
I couldn't meet her.
08:05
She is coming on Monday.
08:06
She is coming on Monday.
08:07
Okay.
08:08
I will call you on Monday.
08:09
On Pappu's number.
08:10
Take my mobile number.
08:11
Call me on my mobile number.
08:12
Your mobile number?
08:13
When did you take my mobile number?
08:14
Brother gave it to me on my birthday.
08:16
Is it?
08:17
Yes.
08:18
Give it to me.
08:19
Hold it.
08:20
This will be very good.
08:23
Gitti's number.
08:27
Hello.
08:28
Hello, brother Anurag.
08:29
How are you?
08:30
Who is speaking?
08:31
I am Lallan speaking.
08:34
Brother Lallan, tell me one thing.
08:35
The entire Mumbai city is in some or the other color.
08:37
Some are in the color of marriage.
08:38
Some are in the color of cricket.
08:39
Some are in the color of pride.
08:40
Which color are you in?
08:42
Brother, I am in the color of love.
08:46
Color of love.
08:47
Wow.
08:48
That's great.
08:49
Brother, when you do this color once,
08:50
then it doesn't come off.
08:51
Come on.
08:52
Let's make your color darker
08:53
and sing this song.
08:58
Stop.
08:59
Stop.
09:00
Stop.
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Stop.
09:03
Stop.
09:10
Stop.
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Stop.
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Stop.
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Stop.
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Stop.
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Stop.
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Stop.
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Stop.
09:19
Stop.
09:20
Stop.
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Stop.
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Stop.
09:23
Stop.
09:24
Stop.
09:25
Stop.
09:31
I had dreamt of this before.
09:33
But this dream made me mad.
09:35
Once I opened my eyes,
09:36
I couldn't sleep the whole night.
09:38
He disappeared right in front of my eyes.
09:43
Nephew, Sapna is not giving the right indication.
09:48
You do one thing.
09:50
Call Saroja and ask her how she is.
09:54
60 rupees.
09:55
60 rupees?
09:56
Yes, 60 rupees.
09:57
Here you go.
09:59
Jai Shri Krishna.
10:00
Jai Shri Krishna, Hansa Begum.
10:01
Ramu Kaka, look over there.
10:03
What do you want on that table?
10:05
And I had asked for tea.
10:08
Sister, Jai Shri Krishna.
10:13
Can we make a call from here now?
10:19
Of course, of course, Baba.
10:22
Baba, that chapter is different.
10:24
This chapter is different.
10:25
And anyway, God makes pairs.
10:28
Yes, yes.
10:29
Like your...
10:30
Saroja.
10:31
Yes, Saroja is sitting for you.
10:33
Similarly, for my Komal, some Lalan must be sitting.
10:36
Yes, yes.
10:37
Go, go and make the call.
10:38
Go.
10:39
Oh, Hansa Begum.
10:46
Hello.
10:47
Dadaji, this is Lalan speaking.
10:49
That Saroja...
10:51
Child, who is speaking?
10:53
Dadaji, this is Lalan speaking.
10:55
Lalan.
10:56
The house next to the post office.
11:00
Prijapati.
11:01
Yes, yes.
11:02
You are Shyamlalji's son.
11:04
No, Dadaji.
11:05
I am Ramlalji's son.
11:07
Ramlalji's son.
11:09
Oh, so you are staying in Allahabad.
11:12
No, no.
11:13
I am here in Mumbai, Dadaji.
11:15
That Saroja...
11:19
Child, what do you do in Mumbai?
11:21
I am here in security, Dadaji.
11:23
I see.
11:24
You are flying a plane.
11:26
Very good, son.
11:27
You are making the village proud.
11:31
This is your public telephone.
11:33
Wait a minute.
11:34
Are you flying a plane?
11:40
It's all your blessings, Dadaji.
11:42
That Saroja...
11:43
Earn money.
11:44
Fly a plane.
11:45
But when you come to the village,
11:47
do meet me.
11:48
I see.
11:50
Hello.
11:51
Hello.
12:03
Hello.
12:23
Hello.
12:24
Hello, Dadaji.
12:25
I am Lallan.
12:26
Yes, child.
12:27
Who is Lallan?
12:28
Dadaji...
12:29
Dadaji...
12:31
When will Pappu come back from school?
12:33
Pappu will come after 2 o'clock, child.
12:35
Is that so?
12:36
Okay.
12:42
New Year's party should be very good in the society this year.
12:45
Right, right.
12:46
In our Maharashtra,
12:47
New Year's party is celebrated on Gudipadwa.
12:49
Right, right.
12:50
Then keep Gudipadwa as well.
12:53
What will happen to our Vaisakhi?
12:55
She won't be able to keep Vaisakhi's party.
12:57
Keep it.
12:58
What problem can I have with parties?
13:01
This time, there will be catering in the party.
13:03
Look.
13:04
The whole of India is gathered here.
13:06
People from every language and every region are here.
13:09
If all of them come together in one tune,
13:11
then India will be the heaviest in the world.
13:14
But no.
13:15
Right now, they are dancing and laughing.
13:18
You will see their Mahabharata in a while.
13:20
What is the time?
13:21
1.30.
13:23
By the grace of God,
13:24
their program will end by 3 o'clock.
13:26
Because of the bathroom leakage,
13:28
my wall is damaged.
13:30
Please get it repaired.
13:32
Either the society or Mr. Bhandari will pay for it.
13:34
Why will the society pay for it?
13:36
What is the problem with the society?
13:38
Then Mr. Bhandari will pay for it.
13:39
Look, the way you are talking,
13:41
this is not the way to talk.
13:42
What am I talking about?
13:43
How am I talking?
13:44
Will you teach me how to talk?
13:45
What is your problem?
13:46
Do you want to fight?
13:48
Why are you shouting so much?
13:49
Uncle, when will I get food?
13:51
You will get it, dear.
13:52
You will get it.
13:54
No, no.
13:55
Play for a while, dear.
13:56
You will get it.
13:57
I will get food now.
13:58
Play well, dear.
14:00
Sir, should we start lunch?
14:01
The kids are hungry.
14:02
Yes, get it ready.
14:03
Okay.
14:08
This is veg.
14:09
The chicken is there, I think.
14:10
Brother, you have not sent the ice cream yet.
14:12
Send it quickly.
14:14
Umakant, the lunch has started.
14:16
Everything is fine.
14:17
You take care now.
14:18
You don't worry.
14:19
I will be back soon.
14:20
We will take care.
14:21
The weather is so beautiful.
14:24
Hello.
14:25
Yes, who is this?
14:26
Hello, Pappu.
14:27
I am Lallan speaking.
14:29
Oh, Guruji.
14:31
How are you?
14:32
I am fine.
14:34
Brother, I had a lot of fun today.
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