ABC/CBS/NBC/FOX Split Screen Credits Clockwork! (Part 2)

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00:00Tuesday, the spotlight show of the week, 3rd Rock asks the musical question

00:04Can an alien have a baby with an earthed girl?

00:08Can an alien have a baby with an earthed girl?

00:12What are you gonna do when the doctor says,

00:14Congratulations, it's an 8-pound purple tube?

00:16Alien, alien, alien baby

00:18What if it looks like something you've never seen before?

00:21All new 3rd Rock, Tuesday, 8 o'clock, 7 central

00:24Can an alien have a baby with an earthed girl?

00:28The Alien Baby, NBC Tuesday

00:35Later on the Tonight Show, Jay gets the goods on the friends

00:38From Matt LeBlanc, yeah, with friends like these, hmm

00:41Plus supermodel Heidi Klum, ba-ba-boom

00:45And the twos of John Hyatt

00:47Your local news is next

00:48Next on News 8, she's accused of leaving her toddler alone for days without food

00:53And now a West Michigan mother faces charges for the little girl's death

00:56We'll hear from a woman who had a bizarre brush with the suspect

00:59And a big night for fight fans in Grand Rapids

01:01As a hometown hero defends his title

01:04See what the Mayweather bout means for the fighter and his fans

01:07It's all coming up next on News 8

01:20Here's your shot at winning 25,000 bucks

01:23Just watch the Drew Carey Show on Wednesday, April 1st

01:25And see how many mistakes you can spot

01:26You know, something that couldn't or wouldn't happen in a million years

01:29Whoever spots the most mistakes can win $25,000

01:32And a chance to appear on the Drew Carey Show

01:34Remember, $25,000 buys a lot of pizza

01:37Spot the mistakes and win on Drew Carey, Wednesday, April 1st on ABC

01:42I'm Lee Vanemete

01:43Is today's culture to blame for the recent outbreaks of school violence?

01:46Some experts say yes

01:48The news starts in 15 seconds

01:51Do you know how many...

01:53It's a weekend of championship skating on FOX

01:57As Olympic hopefuls from around the world take to the ice

02:01Reigning men's world champion Elvis Stojko

02:04And ladies' world champion Tara Lipinski

02:07U.S. national champion Todd Eldridge

02:10And 1996 world champion Michelle Kwan

02:13Skating's brightest stars

02:15The season's hottest competition

02:17The Prime Star Skate International Champion Series

02:20Coverage begins Friday

02:21Check local listings

02:22We asked Simpsons creator Matt Groening how fast he could draw Bart

02:26Speed drawing

02:28La, la, la, la, la, la, la

02:31A little Bart thing

02:331, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

02:38A little hand

02:41And my little autograph

02:46There's only one place to find all new episodes of The Simpsons

02:50Every Sunday

02:51Just one box

02:56In the tradition of great TV husbands like Kevin and Ray

02:59Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba

03:01Comes Greg and Jimmy

03:03Two guys with nothing in common except their family

03:07Live your life like a 20-year-old single guy without any responsibilities

03:10I don't know how you get away with it

03:12What do you get away with?

03:13Yes, dear. Premieres CBS Monday, October 2nd

03:16This is Lydia DeLuca

03:18Welcome to her world

03:20Let's speed fast

03:21These are her parents

03:23I want you to get married and have babies

03:25Oh, yeah

03:26Her boyfriend

03:27I'm the man. I can have kids till I'm 100

03:29I'm the only one that'll sleep with you now

03:30Who are you going to get to sleep with you when you're 100?

03:32And her best friend

03:34What'd I do?

03:35This fall, she's going to do something that will shock them all

03:38I want to go to school

03:40Can you say Mrs. Robinson?

03:42Tell me a little bit about Pavlovian conditioning

03:44He's the one with the dogs, right?

03:46Paul Servino, Ellen Burstyn, and Heather Page-Kant

03:50You know, it's pretty obvious I'm your favorite

03:52That's life. Premieres CBS Saturday, October 7th

03:59For a man in power, control is everything

04:02Don't you take me for a fool!

04:03For a man who's a player, the game is everything

04:06Okay, you got me

04:07And for those who want it all, the number one daytime network is everything

04:11Now if that doesn't call for a little champagne, I don't know what does

04:14There's never been a better time to get into it

04:16Weekdays on CBS

04:19He's not gonna do this

04:21The only thing more mysterious than who murdered this mother

04:24A gunshot wound killed her virgin Mary

04:26How do you explain this miraculous conception?

04:29Is how she gave life

04:31God got her pregnant

04:34Sometimes fact is stranger than fiction

04:36A new CSI CBS next Thursday

04:41CBS Monday

04:42Was it self-defense or murder?

04:44No!

04:45One agent goes up against Miami's most ruthless attorney

04:48You're lying

04:49You don't have any proof

04:50Don't miss Monday's number one drama

04:52I hope you have good cause for bringing us here

04:55How would murder be?

04:56I'd be great if you had the evidence

04:58CSI Miami, CBS Monday

05:01The Naval Criminal Investigative Service takes any case that threatens our military

05:05Even on Air Force One

05:07Cover the president

05:08Freeze!

05:10How can one attorney save a child?

05:12A prostitute who doesn't want his help

05:14You don't understand

05:15Girls that do what you do get very sick or die

05:18The Guardian at your Navy NCIS, CBS Tuesday

05:21On The Simpsons, Mark Hamill guest stars

05:23Can't this town go one day without a riot?

05:25Mr. Hamill, Mr. Mayor

05:26Who are you?

05:27Homer Simpson

05:28And I'm getting you out of here

05:30You're fired!

05:31Who else are you gonna find to take a bullet for you?

05:33Him!

05:34It's a real honor to be guarding your body, sir

05:37Quick, honk at that broad!

05:41Please accept this kickback as a token of our esteem

05:44You monster!

05:46You think I respected you?

05:48Yeah!

05:49Okay, call it even

05:50Wednesday on an all-new Party of Five

05:52Just cause you guys made sense in the past

05:54What's wrong with you?

05:55You're always behind me, Clyde, especially with stuff like this

05:58Besides, you love Griffin

06:00I could've sworn we were, like, this close

06:03Lauren, Lauren, I'm not avoiding you

06:05Because...

06:06There's no reason

06:09Great

06:10Good

06:11She likes you, Charlie

06:12But she thinks that you don't like her back

06:14Why would I want to put myself through that again?

06:16Because maybe it'll work this time

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