Kʜɪᴄʜᴅɪ 2 (2023) Hindi Comedy Movie
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00:01:46once upon a time the dunya happy tea safety
00:01:50kisi ko kisi baat ka darn nahi tha
00:01:52aur phir ek din
00:01:54humare ghar ke bade logon ne
00:01:56is dunya mein janam diya
00:01:58tabse hum log bole lagay
00:02:00bade log
00:02:02bade log
00:02:04aaj se thek
00:02:06kitna chakki
00:02:08patchis chakki
00:02:10haan aaj se thek
00:02:12patchis minute pehle
00:02:14humare ghar ke bade logon se pala pada
00:02:16ek bole bale helicopter pilot ka
00:02:20this is captain skamish
00:02:22mehta speaking
00:02:24kaka katucha saja
00:02:26kaka katucha saja
00:02:28hum log agli 35 minute me
00:02:30pantu kistan ki katha chodi pehle
00:02:32mausam ekdum saaf hai
00:02:34and everything is absolutely fine
00:02:38was fine
00:02:40babu ja
00:02:42sara chutney chakke dekhiye
00:02:44namak theek hai ki nahi
00:02:46chutney thodi
00:02:48chutney thodi kadvi hai
00:02:50wo toh cyanide
00:02:52cyanide kadwa hoga
00:02:54thoda gir gaya tha na chutney me
00:02:56wo kya hai
00:02:58chutney ke andar cockroach gir gaya tha
00:03:00badda kala wala
00:03:02toh usse marne ke liye
00:03:04cyanide ki bottle peki
00:03:06aur mir doron ko bahar nikalna
00:03:08namak theek hai ki nahi
00:03:10wo bataye na
00:03:12amesha idhar udhar ki baate karne
00:03:14bet jate haan
00:03:16marjan pehse churi rakhi
00:03:18aur bablu ne poocha
00:03:20karme kitne pehse hai wo bata
00:03:22toh yeh kahne lage
00:03:24mai marna nahi chahata
00:03:26mujhe churi mat maro
00:03:28arre wo pooch kya raha hai
00:03:30aur aap bata kya rahe hai
00:03:32haan bapu
00:03:34seedhe seedha bata dete ki
00:03:36karme 40 lakh rupee hai
00:03:38par mai tujhe nahi dooga
00:03:40toh chup chaap apki gardan katke
00:03:42chala jata na bichara bablu
00:03:44aap log kuch der ke liye chup rahe sakta hai?
00:03:46nahi nahi rahe sakta
00:03:48kyu?
00:03:50aap kaun hai?
00:03:52arre haan
00:03:54Himanshu
00:03:56yeh kaun hai haan
00:03:58kaun hai kaun aap?
00:04:00haan
00:04:02aapko kya lagta hai?
00:04:04mujhe chuta lagta hai
00:04:06log jab mujhe maarte hai tab
00:04:08ek baar toh kisi ne
00:04:10pura scooter ukha ke maare tha mujhe
00:04:12wo bhi lagta hai
00:04:14aur pichle saal toh mere profool ko
00:04:16kutub minar lagta hai
00:04:18nahi manshu
00:04:20kuch bhi
00:04:22kutub minar koi kaise phek sakta hai?
00:04:24haan haan par jija ji ko toh phek sakta hai kutub minar pe
00:04:28ab toh bata yeh kaun hai aap?
00:04:30haan
00:04:32haan
00:04:34main helicopter ka pilot ho
00:04:36haan
00:04:38accha accha
00:04:40matlab aap is waqt helicopter uda rahe ho?
00:04:42haan
00:04:46helicopter ka pilot ho toh helicopter hi udaunga na
00:04:48nahi nahi
00:04:50isa zaroori nahi hai
00:04:52mera dost sardendu wo bhi helicopter ka pilot hai
00:04:54lekin wo paise uda raha hai
00:04:56helicopter mein baith ke?
00:04:58nahi dance bar mein baith ke
00:05:00ek baar toh wo penguin udane gaya tha china
00:05:02lekin penguin ude hi nahi
00:05:04bolo
00:05:06oh hansa
00:05:08isi le toh chiname bhi nahi uda tha na
00:05:10haan
00:05:12unho te toh udate
00:05:14haan
00:05:16chep
00:05:18just
00:05:20praful ko nahi
00:05:22tum sab logon ka chappal cooker
00:05:24sut sab uthane maaranihi
00:05:26maarte hi hai
00:05:28use mere bachchulal mama ne dadda mara tha
00:05:30dadda
00:05:32dadda
00:05:34main mere bachchulal mama ki khabar puchne gaya tha
00:05:36He didn't answer. He had a heart surgery and was lying in the ICU.
00:05:41I went to him at 2 o'clock in the morning and asked,
00:05:44Uncle, Uncle, how are you? Is your heart beating?
00:05:49Himanshu took off the mask and all the stuff on his face
00:05:55so that Uncle could speak comfortably.
00:05:58But Uncle, instead of answering, he started dancing,
00:06:03singing a song. What song was it, Himanshu?
00:06:07Off-Season Aloo Parathe. Off-Season Aloo Parathe.
00:06:11But Aloo Parathe is made in every season.
00:06:14Yes.
00:06:16He must not be saying Off-Season Aloo Parathe.
00:06:19He must be saying, Start Oxygen.
00:06:21Yes. We told you so much.
00:06:24Now tell us honestly, who are you?
00:06:33I'll eat this silent chutney right now.
00:06:44Give it to me.
00:07:03Pilot Kumar, tell us before you die.
00:07:05Is salt okay in the chutney?
00:07:08In the chutney?
00:07:09Yes, salt.
00:07:10Salt.
00:07:11Yes, salt.
00:07:12Thank you.
00:07:14Thank you.
00:07:42Why are you laughing? Get up, Himanshu.
00:07:46Wear the parachute and jump.
00:07:48What is a parachute?
00:07:50Parachute means on the road.
00:07:53Bravo. Parachute means...
00:07:55Sit here. I'll meet you downstairs.
00:08:01Pilot. Himanshu.
00:08:04Why didn't you wear the parachute?
00:08:06I'll wear it on the road. No one will know.
00:08:10Hello, mother.
00:08:12I'll call you back.
00:08:17Yes, tell me.
00:08:19Jump.
00:08:21Listen.
00:08:22We're all going to Pantukistan.
00:08:24Pantukistan.
00:08:26Actually, in 1947, my mother,
00:08:29Hansa Parekh's grandmother,
00:08:32Pawan Hansa Devi,
00:08:34and uncle Praful's grandfather,
00:08:36Pratham Praful,
00:08:38took a stand against the British.
00:08:41Lady Pawan Hansa,
00:08:43step back.
00:08:44Otherwise, you'll have to face the consequences.
00:08:47Oh, no.
00:08:49Now, who will explain to me
00:08:51the meaning of consequence?
00:08:54Who will?
00:08:55Lady Pawan Hansa,
00:08:57it's me,
00:08:59Consequence Pawan Hansa Devi.
00:09:01Yes.
00:09:03Yes.
00:09:17Consequence.
00:09:19Consequence.
00:09:20Okay, okay.
00:09:21Consequence.
00:09:22Enough. Stop talking nonsense.
00:09:24You're insulting my English.
00:09:28I'll never let you be independent.
00:09:31Mr. Praful,
00:09:32what does independent mean?
00:09:34Independent, Lady Pawan Hansa.
00:09:37Her princesses
00:09:38were stealing our Kohinoor diamond.
00:09:42What did they say?
00:09:43They said,
00:09:45we'll wear this diamond as a crown.
00:09:49I won't put it independent.
00:09:52Independent.
00:09:54Independent.
00:09:56Yes, independent.
00:09:58Enough, enough, enough.
00:09:59We can't stay in this country even for a minute.
00:10:02Let's go back to England.
00:10:03Let's get out of here.
00:10:05And like this,
00:10:07we left India.
00:10:09Crying.
00:10:10So,
00:10:11on 14th August, Pakistan was born.
00:10:13On 15th August, we became independent.
00:10:15And on 16th August,
00:10:17Pantukistan was made.
00:10:20Our elders
00:10:22are going there
00:10:24on a secret mission.
00:10:27So,
00:10:28T.I.A.
00:10:30means Toddic Intelligence Agency
00:10:32offered our elders
00:10:345 crore rupees
00:10:36for a secret mission.
00:10:38Take it, take it.
00:10:40Wait, wait, wait.
00:10:42One second, one second.
00:10:43This is yours.
00:10:45In return,
00:10:46you'll have to do something for me.
00:10:48Watch your tongue.
00:10:51How can you talk like this
00:10:53in front of a cultured woman like me?
00:10:56What did I say?
00:10:58So, I'll do it.
00:11:00Wait.
00:11:01Ansa.
00:11:02Shut up, or I'll throw you out.
00:11:03I'm tired of thinking about it.
00:11:05We don't want laborers.
00:11:08Yes, yes.
00:11:09You just want to make money.
00:11:11Electricity bill was 7,40,000
00:11:13because of this Ansa.
00:11:15She's always running the AC.
00:11:17Don't lie, sir.
00:11:18Don't lie.
00:11:19We only ran the AC once
00:11:21in April.
00:11:22And we turned it off in December.
00:11:25Did you hear that?
00:11:26Yes, yes.
00:11:27Wait a minute.
00:11:28Ansa, I'll do it.
00:11:31Okay.
00:11:32Come with me.
00:11:39Watch this film.
00:11:41This is Panthukistan.
00:11:44The saddest and most
00:11:46hopeless country in the world.
00:11:48No one has a roof over their head here.
00:11:50Toilet.
00:11:51Toilet.
00:11:52Toilet.
00:11:53Toilet.
00:11:54Elaichi, I want to go.
00:11:57Clear the bill first,
00:11:58then the toilet.
00:11:59No proper food.
00:12:00Hot juice.
00:12:01Snake juice.
00:12:02Sweet sugar juice.
00:12:03And clean water.
00:12:05This is just a dream.
00:12:08The helpless people here
00:12:09sell their old parents
00:12:11to raise their children.
00:12:14Take it.
00:12:15Take it.
00:12:16Is there a mother?
00:12:17The mother died.
00:12:18She'll come tomorrow.
00:12:19And they buy death for themselves.
00:12:21If you want to do business,
00:12:22then take the death penalty.
00:12:24If you want to do business,
00:12:25then take the death penalty.
00:12:27If there's any color in this colorless country,
00:12:29it's the red bags
00:12:31forced on the faces
00:12:33of the women here.
00:12:38The art, the culture here,
00:12:40and the song of the king
00:12:42praising them all.
00:12:44The great emperor,
00:12:46Panthukistan.
00:12:49The great emperor.
00:12:51And that king
00:12:53is this.
00:12:54The cruel,
00:12:55atheist,
00:12:56monster,
00:12:57emperor,
00:12:58Khakethu.
00:12:59Where the people live
00:13:00in poverty,
00:13:01helplessness,
00:13:02and terror,
00:13:03the emperor
00:13:04lives in luxury
00:13:05with his wife,
00:13:06Queen Gulkanda,
00:13:07and the minister,
00:13:08120 Navratan.
00:13:10In this magnificent palace.
00:13:14The cruel,
00:13:15atheist,
00:13:16monster,
00:13:17emperor,
00:13:18with her wife,
00:13:21the queen
00:13:22and the minister
00:13:23with her wife,
00:13:28is beautiful with only men.
00:13:33And the present
00:13:35is suffering
00:13:38with no women at all.
00:13:43He's the one with the stupid face?
00:13:45Oh, yes!
00:13:47He's just like my Praful.
00:13:49Correct.
00:13:51Now, when we put the same beard and moustache on Praful,
00:13:53he'll look like a king.
00:13:55Oh, I see.
00:13:57But how do we put his beard and moustache on my brother-in-law?
00:13:59Look at this.
00:14:01The king of moustache,
00:14:03the king of stupidity.
00:14:05Why are you abusing me?
00:14:07Himanshu.
00:14:09Himanshu, calm down.
00:14:11Look at him.
00:14:13He's the king of moustache.
00:14:15He's the king of moustache.
00:14:17He's the king of moustache, not you.
00:14:19Himanshu.
00:14:21Last Tuesday, he abused my elder sister.
00:14:23What?
00:14:25He said,
00:14:27the king of moustache, the king of moustache.
00:14:29If I don't have a moustache,
00:14:31where do I get it from?
00:14:33I agree that my mother-in-law
00:14:35had a moustache like Jaikishor.
00:14:37My mother had a beard.
00:14:39Long beard.
00:14:41But, but,
00:14:43beauty is not everything.
00:14:45Look at Ansa's heart.
00:14:47It's as pure as Ganga.
00:14:49Ganga?
00:14:51Ganga.
00:14:53Himanshu, put your father in the river.
00:14:55Hush. Now speak.
00:14:57Do you know how many big,
00:14:59dangerous fish there are in this?
00:15:01Sometimes you can even see a tiger shark.
00:15:03No, no. We're not going to see fish at this time.
00:15:05We're going for a walk.
00:15:07Come on, speak.
00:15:09I was saying...
00:15:11So, you want to put a fake beard and moustache
00:15:13on Brother Praful,
00:15:15dress him up,
00:15:17and make him the king of five farms.
00:15:19Right?
00:15:21Right.
00:15:23And when the time comes,
00:15:25we'll change Brother Praful from the real king.
00:15:27This is our secret plan
00:15:29to save the world from destruction.
00:15:31And that's why it's important
00:15:33that you disappear from the world.
00:15:35Yes.
00:15:37Let's go, Ansa.
00:15:39Wait a minute, Ansa.
00:15:41Not everyone disappears after talking to us.
00:15:43Some people even run to hit us barefoot.
00:15:45Why barefoot?
00:15:47They have shoes and slippers in their hands to hit us.
00:15:49Hey, Kusla.
00:15:51Once the marble in our bathroom broke.
00:15:53So, I...
00:15:55No, no, Jayshree. Don't be.
00:15:57I know what marble means.
00:15:59I've seen a lot of marble.
00:16:01So,
00:16:03I tried to pick up some marble.
00:16:05So, he hit me with his shoes.
00:16:07Why?
00:16:09I don't know.
00:16:11Hey, you can't pick up marble from Taj Mahal.
00:16:13And, Kusla,
00:16:15wherever you look in Taj Mahal,
00:16:17you'll find marble.
00:16:19If I had picked up a minaret
00:16:21and brought it home,
00:16:23what would have happened to it?
00:16:25Taj Mahal.
00:16:27There are four minarets in Hyderabad.
00:16:29They have four minarets.
00:16:31So, what would have happened
00:16:33if one of them had hit Himanshu?
00:16:35Our bathroom would have been ruined.
00:16:37So?
00:16:43Hey, Kusla,
00:16:45will they save the world
00:16:47from destruction?
00:16:49Listen, listen.
00:16:51Look, what you were saying.
00:16:53It's not in Hyderabad.
00:16:55It's in Agra's Taj Mahal.
00:16:57Agra's Taj Mahal.
00:16:59I told you, brother-in-law.
00:17:01It's worth Rs. 1648.
00:17:03It's so cheap.
00:17:05Everything was cheap in those days.
00:17:07Pumpkins, tomatoes, strawberries.
00:17:09It was worth crores of rupees.
00:17:11What are you saying?
00:17:13It's written on your tree.
00:17:15Taj Mahal, made in 1648.
00:17:17It's the year.
00:17:19The year is different.
00:17:21The year in which it was made.
00:17:23Look at the year.
00:17:25Hey, Ansa, look at Taj Mahal.
00:17:27The one with the gun.
00:17:31Wait a second.
00:17:33Your aunt Dharmishtha's gun garage
00:17:35looks like Taj Mahal.
00:17:39It must be made of marble.
00:17:41No, no.
00:17:43The garage must be made of stone.
00:17:45The rest is the same Taj Mahal.
00:17:47Then it must be white.
00:17:49No, the garage must be black.
00:17:51The man was burnt.
00:17:53The rest is the same Taj Mahal.
00:17:55The river must be flowing inside.
00:17:57No, the garage must be dirty.
00:17:59It must be a gutter of dirty water.
00:18:01The rest is the same Taj Mahal.
00:18:05So, your aunt Dharmishtha's garage
00:18:07is different.
00:18:09The color is different.
00:18:11There's a dirty drain.
00:18:13How is it the same Taj Mahal?
00:18:15Come closer.
00:18:17Bend down.
00:18:19Look carefully.
00:18:21The sun is shining on Taj Mahal.
00:18:23It's shining, isn't it?
00:18:25So, the garage of Bhanlup looks the same.
00:18:27So, it's the same.
00:18:29The garage and Taj Mahal are the same.
00:18:31Aunt Dharmishtha's Mumtaz.
00:18:33Come, son.
00:18:43Who will you send?
00:18:45The king of Panthukistan?
00:18:49Will he save the world from destruction?
00:18:53He will destroy the world.
00:18:57Please don't scare me anymore.
00:19:01I know it's not possible.
00:19:03But we have to make it possible somehow.
00:19:07So, first of all, we will do
00:19:09the Kayak of Praful.
00:19:23Kayak of Praful
00:19:43Kayak of Praful
00:19:49How is it, Manju?
00:19:51He looks like a king.
00:19:53He looks like a king.
00:19:55He looks like a king.
00:19:57Kusla,
00:19:59you turned out to be a magician.
00:20:01M.P.C. Sarkar.
00:20:03P.C. Sarkar.
00:20:05I am talking about Mr. P.C. Sarkar.
00:20:07Dad, brother-in-law,
00:20:09one cheers for Kusla.
00:20:11Three cheers for Kusla.
00:20:13But dad, if we all say it together,
00:20:15it will be three cheers in total.
00:20:17Yes.
00:20:19Hansa, Jai Shree,
00:20:21come here and look.
00:20:23Yes, dad.
00:20:25Jai Shree has taken her elder sister
00:20:27and gone to look for pizza and burger
00:20:29from the garbage bin.
00:20:31Why?
00:20:33Jai Shree wants to eat something special today.
00:20:35But why did they go out?
00:20:37I told you that no one should know
00:20:39that we are here.
00:20:41Then no one will know.
00:20:43Himanshu.
00:20:45Why don't you find my Himanshu, Inspector?
00:20:47I am the superintendent of this jail.
00:20:49Look, this is a ladies' jail.
00:20:51And if you want to find your missing person,
00:20:53you should have gone to a nearby police station.
00:20:55Why did you come here?
00:20:57Because he stays close to the house.
00:20:59We have crossed the road.
00:21:01He sees you every day.
00:21:03If you don't find Himanshu,
00:21:07I will jump from here and kill myself.
00:21:09Get out.
00:21:17Now you must be thinking
00:21:19how the cruel king of Pan-Turkistan
00:21:21will destroy the world.
00:21:23Isn't it?
00:21:25No.
00:21:27You must have heard
00:21:29the name of the world-renowned
00:21:31scientist Shrikanth Makhanwala.
00:21:33No.
00:21:35Do you know
00:21:37what a missile is?
00:21:39No?
00:21:41No, no, we know.
00:21:43We have eaten missiles many times.
00:21:45Dimissile.
00:21:47Kuneri missile.
00:21:49Missile.
00:21:51Missile.
00:21:53Missile.
00:21:55Missile.
00:21:57Yes, yes.
00:21:59Missile means a kind of weapon.
00:22:01Yes.
00:22:03Yes, yes.
00:22:05The scientist
00:22:07Makhanwala
00:22:09invented
00:22:11a robo-missile.
00:22:15It can walk,
00:22:17fly, swim,
00:22:19fire, bullets.
00:22:21It becomes invisible.
00:22:23And it spreads a dangerous gas
00:22:25which can kill
00:22:27the population.
00:22:29I see. Manilal uncle.
00:22:31Yes.
00:22:33Is Manilal uncle a robo?
00:22:35No, no, no.
00:22:37But he spreads a gas
00:22:39which kills everyone.
00:22:41Forget the gas.
00:22:43Listen to me.
00:22:45Listen to me.
00:22:47Listen to me.
00:22:49Listen to me.
00:22:51Okay, I am sorry.
00:22:53I am really sorry.
00:22:55Okay, okay.
00:22:57Tell me.
00:22:59So, in Panthukistan,
00:23:01our scientist Makhanwala
00:23:03is in the custody of this cruel emperor.
00:23:05Do you understand? Very good.
00:23:07Now, if the scientist
00:23:09makes many bio-robots
00:23:11and gives them to the emperor,
00:23:13what will the emperor do?
00:23:15Think about it.
00:23:17Oh, I see.
00:23:19Now, I understand.
00:23:21Father, take the cauliflower.
00:23:23Give it to me.
00:23:25I don't want to eat it.
00:23:27So, you want
00:23:29that brother Praful
00:23:31goes to Panthukistan
00:23:33disguised as a king
00:23:35and sits there
00:23:37and saves the scientist
00:23:39Right?
00:23:41Yes.
00:23:43Please.
00:23:45Just remember
00:23:47that no one should know
00:23:49where you are.
00:23:51Okay, tell me.
00:23:53Where is Himanshu missing?
00:23:55From head to toe.
00:23:57He is missing everywhere.
00:23:59He won't come.
00:24:01That's right.
00:24:03Do you have a picture?
00:24:05Yes.
00:24:07Himanshu.
00:24:09Someone took this picture
00:24:11on the second day of his birth.
00:24:13Why are you showing me
00:24:15a two-day-old picture?
00:24:17Because he is missing
00:24:19since two days, Inspector.
00:24:21Oh, God.
00:24:23Please explain.
00:24:25Have you seen the short film?
00:24:27Yes.
00:24:29Himanshu is like
00:24:31Anil Kapoor in the short film.
00:24:33Is that so, Himanshu?
00:24:35I think
00:24:37Himanshu has a moustache.
00:24:39Anil Kapoor has a moustache, too.
00:24:41Is that so?
00:24:43Does Himanshu look like that?
00:24:45No, no.
00:24:47He looks like
00:24:49someone gave a moustache
00:24:51to Anil Kapoor in the short film.
00:24:53I don't even recognize him.
00:24:55I've seen him 50 times.
00:24:57He never gave a moustache.
00:24:59One minute.
00:25:01I made a sketch of Himanshu
00:25:03Look at this.
00:25:05Himanshu.
00:25:07I look like Jackie Shroff.
00:25:09There is a face
00:25:11behind this face.
00:25:13Do you have a sketch
00:25:15in which the face
00:25:17has been removed?
00:25:19Yes.
00:25:21Look at this.
00:25:23Here is the face.
00:25:25Recognize it.
00:25:27A video or a message.
00:25:29There must be something.
00:25:31There is a video message.
00:25:33Look at this.
00:25:35First he asked for a picture,
00:25:37now a video.
00:25:39Dear Parmidar,
00:25:41I am lost in this resort.
00:25:43Behind my brother Dhan Shuklal's
00:25:45bungalow is Ubai 92.
00:25:47Don't try to find me
00:25:49in front of Gorai beach.
00:25:51I won't meet you.
00:25:53Do you understand?
00:25:55Inspector, will you find my Himanshu
00:25:57or should I give you his address?
00:25:59Send Rani Gulkandha to London
00:26:01or else I will kill you.
00:26:03Now act like a king.
00:26:07Minister,
00:26:09send Rani Gulkandha to London
00:26:11or else I will kill you.
00:26:13World best.
00:26:15Chothe Khan.
00:26:17What are you doing?
00:26:19Did you see?
00:26:21Have some arrogance.
00:26:23The king is threatening.
00:26:25Brother-in-law threatened me.
00:26:27I will break your neck.
00:26:29I will break your neck.
00:26:31This is not a soap ad.
00:26:33There is lemon in my detergent.
00:26:37Enough.
00:26:39Idiot.
00:26:41D.I.A.
00:26:43Intelligence agency.
00:26:45Brother Praful,
00:26:47acting is
00:26:49our left hand's work.
00:26:51Right hand.
00:26:53You said that we have to make
00:26:55the people of India realize
00:26:57that brother Praful is the real king.
00:26:59He will say a few dialogues less.
00:27:01Then?
00:27:03Tell us how we have to get in there.
00:27:05Paan to Kisan is so great.
00:27:07To see this,
00:27:09you will go there as documentary filmmakers
00:27:11and bring our scientist back to India as soon as possible.
00:27:13I will do that.
00:27:15But who will teach
00:27:17other people
00:27:19what to become
00:27:21and how to behave?
00:27:25Hello.
00:27:27How are you?
00:27:29Have you eaten?
00:27:41Do you remember?
00:27:43I am here.
00:27:45Have you eaten?
00:27:47I am here.
00:27:49I am coming.
00:27:51If you knew
00:27:53then why didn't you tell me?
00:27:55If I had told you, would you have come?
00:27:57Not at all.
00:28:03You people
00:28:05are going to do a very dangerous thing.
00:28:07But if you succeed in this,
00:28:09you can save the whole world
00:28:11from destruction.
00:28:13That's why for God's sake,
00:28:15show some maturity.
00:28:17What does maturity mean?
00:28:19Maturity means...
00:28:21It's started.
00:28:23Remember
00:28:25when people accused her of being a thief, a gambler and a drunkard
00:28:27in her youth,
00:28:29what did she say?
00:28:31She said,
00:28:33I was not a gambler in my youth.
00:28:35I was not a drunkard.
00:28:37I was just a thief.
00:28:39I was a thief.
00:28:41I was a thief.
00:28:43I was a thief.
00:28:45That's good.
00:28:47Come here.
00:28:49I am coming.
00:28:51I won't be able to do this.
00:28:53Last time, I had to get two MRI scans.
00:28:55What does MRI mean?
00:28:57Big sister,
00:28:59what doesn't live in India is MRI.
00:29:01That's it.
00:29:03I won't be able to do this.
00:29:05I am going.
00:29:07What is it?
00:29:09Farah, you can use as many English words
00:29:11as you want.
00:29:13Like, Babuji go to hell.
00:29:15Mansa will not ask you the meaning.
00:29:17I swear.
00:29:19You are the director of this documentary.
00:29:21Director.
00:29:23And this Hansa,
00:29:25she will ask questions to the emperor.
00:29:27Interviewer.
00:29:29Anchor.
00:29:31Host.
00:29:33Master of ceremonies.
00:29:35Hey Himanshu, are you ready?
00:29:37Remember what Kushal told you.
00:29:39Go.
00:29:41You will go there as a gambler.
00:29:43And as soon as you get a chance,
00:29:45you will make him unconscious.
00:29:47But remember one thing.
00:29:49He is more dangerous than the emperor.
00:29:51And on top of that, he is cunning and suspicious.
00:29:53His position is 120 Navratan.
00:29:55Be careful.
00:29:57Did you do it?
00:29:59Yes.
00:30:01Let's go.
00:30:03Farah.
00:30:05What is this?
00:30:07What do I have to do with this?
00:30:09Babu, you are the creator of this documentary.
00:30:11Producer.
00:30:13You have to act as a greedy producer.
00:30:15Go.
00:30:17Farah,
00:30:19I have a small problem.
00:30:21I don't know how to act.
00:30:23Oh.
00:30:25What happened, Babu?
00:30:27Learn from my Proful.
00:30:29Proful.
00:30:31Do you know how to act?
00:30:33Yes.
00:30:35He acts very well.
00:30:37Proful.
00:30:39You have to act as a harmonium player.
00:30:41Oh.
00:30:43Farah.
00:30:45Farah.
00:30:47You have to act as a harmonium player.
00:30:49Watch carefully.
00:30:51Wow.
00:30:53Wow.
00:30:55Wow.
00:30:57Wow.
00:30:59Wow.
00:31:01Does anyone play harmonium like this?
00:31:03Harmonium is played like this.
00:31:05Yes.
00:31:07But Farah is riding a scooter right now.
00:31:09He will ride a scooter like this.
00:31:11He won't ride like this.
00:31:13He will ride like this.
00:31:15Farah, use your brain sometimes.
00:31:171D88I.
00:31:21Action.
00:31:23Hello.
00:31:25How are you?
00:31:27My first question.
00:31:29In your beautiful country,
00:31:31didn't you build a toilet?
00:31:33Is the toilet like this?
00:31:35Yes.
00:31:37Do you have to pay money
00:31:39to use this private limited toilet?
00:31:41What is...
00:31:43Cut.
00:31:45Why did you say cut?
00:31:47You were doing well for the first time.
00:31:49But the dialogue you just said
00:31:51has less emotions.
00:31:53Ask your question
00:31:55with your heart.
00:31:57Hansa, do one thing.
00:31:59Bring some more emotions.
00:32:01I mean, bring those feelings.
00:32:03Like...
00:32:05Cut.
00:32:07Cut.
00:32:09Who did this?
00:32:11Who gave this
00:32:13world
00:32:15the right
00:32:17to blame
00:32:19your beautiful country
00:32:21and
00:32:23insult it?
00:32:25Who did this?
00:32:27I don't know.
00:32:29Give me your hand.
00:32:31Yes.
00:32:33Who did this?
00:32:35Who did this?
00:32:37Super.
00:32:39Super.
00:32:41Cut.
00:32:43Cut.
00:32:45I will shoot everyone.
00:32:47What is going on?
00:32:49Do you have any idea
00:32:51how dangerous this mission is?
00:32:53No.
00:32:55Oh.
00:32:57Listen.
00:32:59Praful, sit there.
00:33:01Praful, now you will act
00:33:03like a king.
00:33:05Cut.
00:33:07Oh.
00:33:09Jayshree,
00:33:11I will go home and clean the house.
00:33:13You can do that later.
00:33:15I am very scared, Jayshree.
00:33:17Will this Praful
00:33:19be able to replace the king?
00:33:21What if we get caught?
00:33:23Sir,
00:33:25there is a lot of water in this tap.
00:33:27Did you want
00:33:29lemon water?
00:33:31I wanted lemon water.
00:33:33Please get me lemon water.
00:33:35Brother-in-law,
00:33:37till then you act like a king.
00:33:39Everyone will believe
00:33:41that you are a king.
00:33:43Wait a minute.
00:33:45Sir, Hansa, Praful,
00:33:47my show.
00:33:49What happened?
00:33:51They have come here.
00:33:53Who?
00:33:55Parminder?
00:33:57I had sent a video message.
00:33:59Then who gave
00:34:01the address?
00:34:03One of us
00:34:05is handsome.
00:34:07Some white-haired
00:34:09rabbit.
00:34:11Shut up, both of you.
00:34:13Wait a minute.
00:34:15I have a world-best idea
00:34:17to confuse them.
00:34:19Himanshu.
00:34:21Himanshu.
00:34:23Himanshu.
00:34:25Himanshu.
00:34:31What happened to my Himanshu?
00:34:33Himanshu and my Praful
00:34:35have become thieves.
00:34:37Look, I have become a widow.
00:34:39Oh, God.
00:34:41Me too.
00:34:43Yes, dear.
00:34:45I feel like I will have to speak at any time.
00:34:47Yes, but you will not speak.
00:34:49Why?
00:34:51Because Jaisri has forbidden it.
00:34:53Yes, they will not speak
00:34:55because they are thieves.
00:34:57Really?
00:34:59Yes, but
00:35:01how did this happen, Hansa?
00:35:03I don't know.
00:35:05Himanshu and Praful
00:35:07must know it.
00:35:09Himanshu, Praful,
00:35:11show them how thieves are.
00:35:13Yes, Himanshu, show them.
00:35:15Come on, show them.
00:35:19Look, Parminder,
00:35:21how they are laughing
00:35:23in the water.
00:35:25Oh, they have agreed.
00:35:27Yes.
00:35:29Then what happened, Hansa and Brijesh?
00:35:31Did you both have a heart attack?
00:35:35And then
00:35:37did you both have a heart attack?
00:35:39I am tired.
00:35:41Be careful, Tara.
00:35:43Then both of you came here and
00:35:45got into trouble.
00:35:47Oh, no.
00:35:49Tara, who will do it?
00:35:51Me.
00:35:53I don't want to answer.
00:35:55He is a thief.
00:35:57Parminder,
00:35:59I will give up my life.
00:36:01I cannot live without Himanshu.
00:36:03Oh, Parminder, if you die,
00:36:05with whom will I go to watch a movie?
00:36:07Parminder, don't die.
00:36:09If you give up your life,
00:36:11even I will not be able to live.
00:36:13Himanshu, you are a thief.
00:36:15He will think that you are alive.
00:36:17You are alive.
00:36:19That's why I will give up my life.
00:36:21You will get bored alone. I will give you company.
00:36:23Don't die.
00:36:25If you give up your life, even I will not be able to live.
00:36:27Himanshu, you are a thief.
00:36:29Stop it.
00:36:31Father,
00:36:33let's tell them.
00:36:35This is a very big secret plan.
00:36:37Himanshu,
00:36:39tomorrow
00:36:41you will go to Pansukhistan.
00:36:43Yes.
00:36:45Father,
00:36:47let's have a sweet union.
00:36:51I have made all the preparations.
00:36:53And here,
00:36:55sweet union.
00:36:57Paan masala.
00:37:07What happened?
00:37:09Asthma?
00:37:11No, Himanshu.
00:37:13My whole body
00:37:15is itching.
00:37:17My whole body
00:37:19feels a strange warmth.
00:37:21I feel like
00:37:23locking myself in my room.
00:37:25Alone.
00:37:27That's what the COVID-19
00:37:29isolation doctor said.
00:37:43What?
00:37:45Did you say something?
00:37:47No.
00:37:51Your lips are moving.
00:37:53Himanshu,
00:37:55my lips are itching.
00:37:59The time has come
00:38:01to make my lips meet yours.
00:38:03Then do this.
00:38:05You will get a good shot.
00:38:07Morning, Jyoti.
00:38:09You too, Himanshu.
00:38:11Hello, Jyoti.
00:38:13My little car
00:38:15runs so well.
00:38:17The bus has arrived at the station.
00:38:19Himanshu,
00:38:21look at this.
00:38:23What does HP stand for?
00:38:25Hindustan Petroleum.
00:38:27No.
00:38:29Himachal Pradesh.
00:38:31No.
00:38:33Himanshu Parminder Buddhu.
00:38:35Yes, that is also possible.
00:38:37What did you get for me?
00:38:39Do you remember?
00:38:41When we went to Switzerland,
00:38:43you ate
00:38:45Sev-Batata-Puri under Mount Titlis.
00:38:47Yes.
00:38:49And how did the Sev-Batata-Puri
00:38:51get on my face?
00:38:53So, to get rid of that,
00:38:55I gave you the lotion after eating Sev.
00:38:57Which one?
00:38:59After Sev-Lotion.
00:39:01Morning, Jyoti.
00:39:03Apply it.
00:39:05It is so cold.
00:39:07It feels like
00:39:09I have reached Switzerland.
00:39:11Wait a minute.
00:39:13I will apply it too.
00:39:15We will go to Switzerland together.
00:39:33Hindustan Petroleum.
00:39:35No.
00:39:37Himachal Pradesh.
00:39:39No.
00:39:41Himachal Pradesh.
00:39:43No.
00:39:45Himachal Pradesh.
00:39:47No.
00:39:49Himachal Pradesh.
00:39:51No.
00:39:53Himachal Pradesh.
00:39:55No.
00:39:57Himachal Pradesh.
00:39:59No.
00:40:01Himachal Pradesh.
00:40:03No.
00:40:05Himachal Pradesh.
00:40:07No.
00:40:09Himachal Pradesh.
00:40:11No.
00:40:13Himachal Pradesh.
00:40:15No.
00:40:17Himachal Pradesh.
00:40:19No.
00:40:21Himachal Pradesh.
00:40:23No.
00:40:25Himachal Pradesh.
00:40:27No.
00:40:29Himachal Pradesh.
00:40:31No.
00:40:33Himachal Pradesh.
00:40:35No.
00:40:37Himachal Pradesh.
00:40:39No.
00:40:41Himachal Pradesh.
00:40:43No.
00:40:45Himachal Pradesh.
00:40:47No.
00:40:49Himachal Pradesh.
00:40:51No.
00:40:53Himachal Pradesh.
00:40:55No.
00:40:57Himachal Pradesh.
00:40:59No.
00:41:01Himachal Pradesh.
00:41:03No.
00:41:05Himachal Pradesh.
00:41:07No.
00:41:09Himachal Pradesh.
00:41:11No.
00:41:13Himachal Pradesh.
00:41:15No.
00:41:17Himachal Pradesh.
00:41:19No.
00:41:21Himachal Pradesh.
00:41:23No.
00:41:25Himachal Pradesh.
00:41:27No.
00:41:29Himachal Pradesh.
00:41:31No.
00:41:33Himachal Pradesh.
00:41:35No.
00:41:37Himachal Pradesh.
00:41:39No.
00:41:41Himachal Pradesh.
00:41:43No.
00:41:45Himachal Pradesh.
00:41:47No.
00:41:49Himachal Pradesh.
00:41:51No.
00:41:53Himachal Pradesh.
00:41:55No.
00:41:57Himachal Pradesh.
00:41:59No.
00:42:01Himachal Pradesh.
00:42:03No.
00:42:05Himachal Pradesh.
00:42:07No.
00:42:09Himachal Pradesh.
00:42:11No.
00:42:13Himachal Pradesh.
00:42:15No.
00:42:17Himachal Pradesh.
00:42:19No.
00:42:21Himachal Pradesh.
00:42:23No.
00:42:25Himachal Pradesh.
00:42:27No.
00:42:29Himachal Pradesh.
00:42:31No.
00:42:33Himachal Pradesh.
00:42:35No.
00:42:37Himachal Pradesh.
00:42:39No.
00:42:41Himachal Pradesh.
00:42:43No.
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00:42:47No.
00:42:49Himachal Pradesh.
00:42:51No.
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00:42:55No.
00:42:57Himachal Pradesh.
00:42:59No.
00:43:01Himachal Pradesh.
00:43:03No.
00:43:05Himachal Pradesh.
00:43:07No.
00:43:09Himachal Pradesh.
00:43:11No.
00:43:13Himachal Pradesh.
00:43:15No.
00:43:17Himachal Pradesh.
00:43:19No.
00:43:21Himachal Pradesh.
00:43:23No.
00:43:25Himachal Pradesh.
00:43:27No.
00:43:29Himachal Pradesh.
00:43:31No.
00:43:33Himachal Pradesh.
00:43:35No.
00:43:37Himachal Pradesh.
00:43:39No.
00:43:41Himachal Pradesh.
00:43:43No.
00:43:45Himachal Pradesh.
00:43:47No.
00:43:49Himachal Pradesh.
00:43:51No.
00:43:53Himachal Pradesh.
00:43:55No.
00:43:57Himachal Pradesh.
00:43:59No.
00:44:01Himachal Pradesh.
00:44:03No.
00:44:05Himachal Pradesh.
00:44:07No.
00:44:09Himachal Pradesh.
00:44:11No.
00:44:13Himachal Pradesh.
00:44:15No.
00:44:17Himachal Pradesh.
00:44:19No.
00:44:21Himachal Pradesh.
00:44:23No.
00:44:25Himachal Pradesh.
00:44:27No.
00:44:29Himachal Pradesh.
00:44:31No.
00:44:33Himachal Pradesh.
00:44:35No.
00:44:37Himachal Pradesh.
00:44:39No.
00:44:41Himachal Pradesh.
00:44:43No.
00:44:45Himachal Pradesh.
00:44:47No.
00:44:49Himachal Pradesh.
00:44:51No.
00:44:53Himachal Pradesh.
00:44:55No.
00:44:57Himachal Pradesh.
00:44:59No.
00:45:01Himachal Pradesh.
00:45:03No.
00:45:05Himachal Pradesh.
00:45:07No.
00:45:09Himachal Pradesh.
00:45:11No.
00:45:13Himachal Pradesh.
00:45:15No.
00:45:17Himachal Pradesh.
00:45:19No.
00:45:21Himachal Pradesh.
00:45:23No.
00:45:25Himachal Pradesh.
00:45:27No.
00:45:29Himachal Pradesh.
00:45:31No.
00:45:33Himachal Pradesh.
00:45:35No.
00:45:37Himachal Pradesh.
00:45:39No.
00:45:41Himachal Pradesh.
00:45:43No.
00:45:45Himachal Pradesh.
00:45:47No.
00:45:49Himachal Pradesh.
00:45:51No.
00:45:53Himachal Pradesh.
00:45:55No.
00:45:57Himachal Pradesh.
00:45:59No.
00:46:01Himachal Pradesh.
00:46:03No.
00:46:05Himachal Pradesh.
00:46:07No.
00:46:09Himachal Pradesh.
00:46:11No.
00:46:13Himachal Pradesh.
00:46:15No.
00:46:17Himachal Pradesh.
00:46:19No.
00:46:21Himachal Pradesh.
00:46:23No.
00:46:25Himachal Pradesh.
00:46:27No.
00:46:29Himachal Pradesh.
00:46:31No.
00:46:33Himachal Pradesh.
00:46:35No.
00:46:37Himachal Pradesh.
00:46:39No.
00:46:41Himachal Pradesh.
00:46:43No.
00:46:45Himachal Pradesh.
00:46:47No.
00:46:49Himachal Pradesh.
00:46:51No.
00:46:53Himachal Pradesh.
00:46:55No.
00:46:57Himachal Pradesh.
00:46:59No.
00:47:01Himachal Pradesh.
00:47:03No.
00:47:05Himachal Pradesh.
00:47:07No.
00:47:09Himachal Pradesh.
00:47:11No.
00:47:13Himachal Pradesh.
00:47:15No.
00:47:17Himachal Pradesh.
00:47:19No.
00:47:21Himachal Pradesh.
00:47:23No.
00:47:25Himachal Pradesh.
00:47:27No.
00:47:29Himachal Pradesh.
00:47:31No.
00:47:33Himachal Pradesh.
00:47:35No.
00:47:37Himachal Pradesh.
00:47:39No.
00:47:41Himachal Pradesh.
00:47:43No.
00:47:45Himachal Pradesh.
00:47:47No.
00:47:49Himachal Pradesh.
00:47:51No.
00:47:53Himachal Pradesh.
00:47:55No.
00:47:57Himachal Pradesh.
00:47:59No.
00:48:01Himachal Pradesh.
00:48:03No.
00:48:05Himachal Pradesh.
00:48:07No.
00:48:09Himachal Pradesh.
00:48:11No.
00:48:13Himachal Pradesh.
00:48:15No.
00:48:17Himachal Pradesh.
00:48:19No.
00:48:21Himachal Pradesh.
00:48:23No.
00:48:25Himachal Pradesh.
00:48:27No.
00:48:29Himachal Pradesh.
00:48:31No.
00:48:33Himachal Pradesh.
00:48:35No.
00:48:37Himachal Pradesh.
00:48:39No.
00:48:41Himachal Pradesh.
00:48:43No.
00:48:45Himachal Pradesh.
00:48:47No.
00:48:49Himachal Pradesh.
00:48:51No.
00:48:53Himachal Pradesh.
00:48:55No.
00:48:57Himachal Pradesh.
00:48:59No.
00:49:01Himachal Pradesh.
00:49:03No.
00:49:05Himachal Pradesh.
00:49:07No.
00:49:09Himachal Pradesh.
00:49:11No.
00:49:13Himachal Pradesh.
00:49:15No.
00:49:17Himachal Pradesh.
00:49:19No.
00:49:21Himachal Pradesh.
00:49:23No.
00:49:25Himachal Pradesh.
00:49:27No.
00:49:29Himachal Pradesh.
00:49:31No.
00:49:33Himachal Pradesh.
00:49:35No.
00:49:37Himachal Pradesh.
00:49:39No.
00:49:41Himachal Pradesh.
00:49:43No.
00:49:45Himachal Pradesh.
00:49:47No.
00:49:49Himachal Pradesh.
00:49:51No.
00:49:53Himachal Pradesh.
00:49:55No.
00:49:57Himachal Pradesh.
00:49:59No.
00:50:01Himachal Pradesh.
00:50:03No.
00:50:05Himachal Pradesh.
00:50:07No.
00:50:09Himachal Pradesh.
00:50:11No.
00:50:13Himachal Pradesh.
00:50:15No.
00:50:17Himachal Pradesh.
00:50:19No.
00:50:21Himachal Pradesh.
00:50:23No.
00:50:25Himachal Pradesh.
00:50:27No.
00:50:29Himachal Pradesh.
00:50:31No.
00:50:33Himachal Pradesh.
00:50:35No.
00:50:37Himachal Pradesh.
00:50:39No.
00:50:41Himachal Pradesh.
00:50:43No.
00:50:45What happened, Yashri?
00:50:47Look at this.
00:50:49What happened?
00:50:51Sir, hold the stool.
00:50:53Yes.
00:50:55Lift it up.
00:50:57Yes.
00:50:59Sir.
00:51:01Yes.
00:51:03What have you done?
00:51:05I?
00:51:07But you lifted the stool.
00:51:09Lift the stool and say.
00:51:11Yes.
00:51:13But you lifted the stool.
00:51:21Hello. Open the door.
00:51:29Hello.
00:51:31Sir, hold the stool.
00:51:37Hello.
00:51:39Anybody inside?
00:51:41There is one body inside.
00:51:47There is no one body inside.
00:51:49Can we come inside?
00:51:51No.
00:51:53He is the same.
00:51:55Where?
00:51:57Call him.
00:52:03Listen to me.
00:52:05I will go to the bathroom.
00:52:07Mansoor.
00:52:09I will go to the bathroom.
00:52:11You say.
00:52:13I will go to London.
00:52:15Nobody will know.
00:52:17That you have gone to the bathroom.
00:52:21I will go to London.
00:52:25Brother Praful.
00:52:27You go.
00:52:31What is this?
00:52:33Where do you want to go?
00:52:35Where do you want to go?
00:52:37Brother Praful, you sit.
00:52:39Himanshu.
00:52:41Take out all the luggage.
00:52:43And put the minister in the trunk.
00:52:45Where is the minister's luggage?
00:52:47Take out the luggage of the trunk.
00:52:49Don't say sorry.
00:52:51Put the minister in the trunk.
00:52:53Put the minister in the trunk.
00:52:57Go and bring the minister.
00:52:59Go.
00:53:01Himanshu, you carry the head.
00:53:03I will go.
00:53:05Brother Praful.
00:53:07You go.
00:53:09And.
00:53:21Greetings.
00:53:23Long live the emperor.
00:53:25Long live the emperor.
00:53:27I am general Zafran.
00:53:29And I am major Zarda.
00:53:31The emperor has sent this gift for you.
00:53:33Give it to me.
00:53:35No.
00:53:37What happened?
00:53:39I can't take such a big gift.
00:53:41Emperor.
00:53:43This is a gift from the emperor.
00:53:45You can't refuse.
00:53:47Otherwise I will cut your throat.
00:53:49I will keep it.
00:53:51Come.
00:53:53This was London.
00:53:55This was London.
00:53:57Can't you see the queen?
00:53:59The queen is in London.
00:54:01Is it?
00:54:03In London.
00:54:05Yes.
00:54:07She is in London since two months.
00:54:09Since two months.
00:54:11What is she doing in London?
00:54:13She is taking care of her grandfather.
00:54:15To take care of her grandfather.
00:54:17She has to come out of London.
00:54:19Why?
00:54:21Her grandfather is also in London.
00:54:23Her family is also in London.
00:54:25Joy Sri.
00:54:27You are very fond of elders.
00:54:29By the way.
00:54:31Have you ever been to London?
00:54:33Yes.
00:54:35I have been to London four or five times.
00:54:41Have you ever eaten spinach and cottage cheese in London?
00:54:43No.
00:54:45We don't eat anything in London.
00:54:47Watchman.
00:54:49We just do one or two things.
00:54:51We wash our hands and come out.
00:54:53After that we eat.
00:54:55Okay.
00:54:57Okay.
00:54:59I have taken it.
00:55:01Bye.
00:55:03Bye.
00:55:05What is this?
00:55:07Kusala.
00:55:09Did you hear what Kusala said?
00:55:11We have to take the box full of minister out of the palace.
00:55:13Did you understand?
00:55:15Why?
00:55:17Why?
00:55:19Why do you want to take the box out of the palace?
00:55:21What is in the box?
00:55:23Tell me.
00:55:25Emperor.
00:55:27No.
00:55:29Your son.
00:55:31Sister-in-law told me to get ready.
00:55:33Like the emperor.
00:55:35Joy Sri.
00:55:37How did the emperor come here?
00:55:39Sister-in-law.
00:55:41He is my brother-in-law.
00:55:43Did you eat spinach?
00:55:45Yes.
00:55:47He is a cheater.
00:55:49He is not a cheater. He drinks.
00:55:51Wait a minute.
00:55:53Listen to me.
00:55:55I will go and change.
00:55:57Wait.
00:55:59Wait.
00:56:01Wait.
00:56:03Wait.
00:56:05Wait.
00:56:07Listen to me.
00:56:09Brother Praful.
00:56:11Yes.
00:56:13Let's go.
00:56:15Play the danka.
00:56:17Danka.
00:56:19Sister-in-law Joy Sri.
00:56:21Speak loudly.
00:56:23This wig is so thin.
00:56:25And this turban.
00:56:27I can't hear anything.
00:56:29Speak loudly.
00:56:31I can see.
00:56:33Play the danka.
00:56:35Yes.
00:56:37Play the danka.
00:56:39Long live India.
00:56:41Thank you.
00:56:43Speak.
00:56:45Box.
00:56:47Box.
00:56:49Come and speak.
00:56:51What?
00:56:53There is a black car outside.
00:56:55Put it in its trunk.
00:56:57There is a beautiful sister-in-law outside.
00:56:59Put it in her trunk.
00:57:03Sister-in-law has a trunk?
00:57:05Black car.
00:57:07Black car.
00:57:09Black car.
00:57:11There is a black buffalo outside.
00:57:13Take out its milk.
00:57:15Black car.
00:57:17Black car.
00:57:19Black car.
00:57:21There is a black car outside.
00:57:23Put it in its trunk.
00:57:25Yes.
00:57:27But there is
00:57:29shooting equipment.
00:57:31Speak.
00:57:33Why don't you listen to me?
00:57:35Why don't you listen to me?
00:57:37What?
00:57:39Take out the sword.
00:57:41Sword.
00:57:43Oh God.
00:57:47He is taking out the sword.
00:57:49Sword.
00:57:51Sword.
00:57:53Let me take out the sword first.
00:57:55First sword.
00:57:57Then sword.
00:57:59Don't you listen to the king?
00:58:01King.
00:58:03King.
00:58:05Kill him.
00:58:07Kill him.
00:58:09Let's go.
00:58:11Don't open the door.
00:58:13Let's go.
00:58:15Wait.
00:58:17Let him check.
00:58:19Where is this minister?
00:58:21I have been calling him.
00:58:23Wait.
00:58:25King.
00:58:27King.
00:58:29Where are you taking this trunk?
00:58:31The real king is here.
00:58:33I told you to keep this trunk in the room of the Parikh family.
00:58:35King.
00:58:37If he comes here,
00:58:39it will be a problem.
00:58:41Please forgive me.
00:58:43Go.
00:58:45Or I will cut your head.
00:58:47Let's go.
00:58:49Quiet.
00:58:51I have been quiet for a long time.
00:58:53Go inside.
00:58:55Go inside through the back door.
00:58:57King.
00:58:59Wait.
00:59:01Wait.
00:59:03Wait.
00:59:05Wait.
00:59:07Wait.
00:59:09Long live the king.
00:59:11Long live the king.
00:59:13King.
00:59:15Your servants
00:59:17are taking away our trunk.
00:59:19Yes.
00:59:21Get out of here.
00:59:23Yes.
00:59:25King.
00:59:27Yes.
00:59:29Queen Gulkandha.
00:59:33What?
00:59:35Tell grandfather to take the medicine.
00:59:37Say it loudly.
00:59:39Tell grandfather to take the medicine.
00:59:41Or I will cut your head.
00:59:43That too his.
00:59:49Listen.
00:59:51Come to the kitchen to discuss tomorrow's shooting.
00:59:53Or I will cut your head.
00:59:55That too his.
00:59:57Got it?
00:59:59Let's go, Himanshu.
01:00:01Let's take the trunk inside.
01:00:03Let's take out the minister first.
01:00:05With the minister.
01:00:09Let's hide it in the bathroom.
01:00:11Okay.
01:00:13Himanshu.
01:00:15Tomorrow during the shooting.
01:00:17I will mix the medicine in the cloth
01:00:19and give it to the king.
01:00:21I will give him such a treatment
01:00:23that he will die.
01:00:37Yes, Kushal.
01:00:39Is everything ready?
01:00:41As soon as the king wakes up,
01:00:43we will take him away in our ambulances.
01:00:45Three ambulances are ready.
01:00:47And listen.
01:00:49Yes.
01:00:51What is this?
01:00:53Dates.
01:00:55Action.
01:00:57So tell me.
01:00:59Why didn't you make a toilet
01:01:01for the people of Panthukistan?
01:01:03Lie.
01:01:05I had promised.
01:01:07That every citizen of Panthukistan
01:01:09will have a toilet.
01:01:11So look.
01:01:13Every citizen will have a toilet.
01:01:15Only one.
01:01:17Without water.
01:01:19Yes.
01:01:21Back.
01:01:25So my second question.
01:01:27King.
01:01:29These people.
01:01:31Waiting for the bus at the bus stop.
01:01:33Why did they die?
01:01:35Why die?
01:01:37Why didn't you send the bus?
01:01:39False accusation.
01:01:41Absolutely false accusation.
01:01:43After making this bus stop.
01:01:45I asked them.
01:01:47Apart from this bus stop.
01:01:49So they told me.
01:01:51Bus.
01:01:53King.
01:01:55They mean.
01:01:57Walking bus.
01:01:59Walking.
01:02:01Walking bus.
01:02:03Tulsidas.
01:02:05Should I break your neck?
01:02:07No.
01:02:09They didn't say walking bus.
01:02:11And they didn't say walking bus.
01:02:13Ask them.
01:02:15Okay.
01:02:17So my third question.
01:02:23King.
01:02:25Before asking my third question.
01:02:27Hold this.
01:02:29You eat the Rabri.
01:02:31Made by Himanshu.
01:02:35Himanshu.
01:02:37Where are you?
01:02:39Come.
01:02:41Go.
01:02:43What?
01:02:45My dialogue is still there.
01:02:47King.
01:02:49Eat the Rabri.
01:02:51You will become unconscious.
01:02:53Conscious.
01:02:55Conscious.
01:02:57Hello Kushal.
01:02:59Bring the ambulance.
01:03:01Catch him.
01:03:03Leave me.
01:03:05Or I will break your neck.
01:03:07Wait.
01:03:09Who took the king?
01:03:11Where is the king?
01:03:13King has gone with somebody else.
01:03:19I am done.
01:03:23Take Hansa to the outhouse.
01:03:25Give me the Rabri.
01:03:27Come with me and watch my plan.
01:03:33Long live the king.
01:03:35Long live the Emperor!
01:03:37Long live the Emperor!
01:03:39Long live the Emperor!
01:03:41Long live the Emperor!
01:03:43Brother Praful, are you ready?
01:03:45Listen, listen. The Emperor is safe.
01:03:48The thing is, the Emperor was badly injured, so we went to relieve him.
01:03:55Brother Praful, don't hesitate.
01:03:58Let's go.
01:03:59Emperor, Emperor, we have been trying for a long time.
01:04:01Since 1988. Now at least listen to our plea.
01:04:05Announce it. Announce it.
01:04:08Sister-in-law, please speak louder.
01:04:12After ten minutes...
01:04:14After ten minutes...
01:04:16We will listen to everyone in detail one by one.
01:04:20We will kiss everyone in detail one by one.
01:04:25Kiss everyone?
01:04:26I didn't even shave.
01:04:28The Emperor is saying that we will listen to everyone in detail one by one.
01:04:34Long live the Emperor!
01:04:36Long live the Emperor!
01:04:38Long live the Emperor!
01:04:40Long live the Emperor!
01:04:42Long live the Emperor!
01:04:44Is he alive?
01:04:45Does anyone leave their father-in-law alone like this?
01:04:48How many times have I told you?
01:04:50Emperor, the Emperor...
01:04:53Who is the Emperor?
01:04:54First we have to find a place for the minister.
01:04:56And then we will take the scientist and go back to India.
01:04:59Yes, yes, let's go.
01:05:00But Emperor...
01:05:01Long live the Emperor!
01:05:03Long live the Emperor!
01:05:05We will hand over the minister to Kushal and...
01:05:07Oh no!
01:05:08Shashi, the tub is empty.
01:05:10Then fill it with water, father.
01:05:13It won't fill on its own.
01:05:15Father doesn't know anything.
01:05:18Hansa, the minister is not in the tub.
01:05:21Oh no!
01:05:22The minister is gone?
01:05:23Hansa has run away.
01:05:25Yes, he must have gone to the bathroom.
01:05:28This is the bathroom, Hansa.
01:05:30Come on, come on.
01:05:31Pick up the phone, Sister-in-law Jayashree.
01:05:33Hello.
01:05:34Father, this is Kushal's fourth call.
01:05:36Really?
01:05:37Father, Brother Praful, both of you come with me.
01:05:40Yes.
01:05:41It's me.
01:05:42It's not me.
01:05:43Sister-in-law, what should we do now?
01:05:45Let's go shopping.
01:05:48Then no one will know.
01:05:50First of all, let's take the risk of being hanged.
01:05:53Father's vote is also coming.
01:05:55Hello, Sister-in-law Jayashree, this is Kushal.
01:05:56Yes, Kushal.
01:05:57Tell me.
01:05:58There is an international conspiracy behind the kidnapping of the emperor.
01:06:01You take Praful and immediately send the emperor...
01:06:03I have already made Brother Praful the emperor.
01:06:06And the public too.
01:06:07Very good, very good.
01:06:08So through Praful, find out where they have hidden the scientist.
01:06:12Because we have to leave India today with the scientist.
01:06:14And that Zafran and Zarda...
01:06:16I took them to meet Praful, the fake emperor.
01:06:18Yes, brother.
01:06:19They are right in front.
01:06:20Hang up the phone.
01:06:22Emperor Siddhartha.
01:06:23Did you call us, Emperor?
01:06:25Yes, I did.
01:06:27Who are you?
01:06:29Tell me.
01:06:31You wanted to know about the scientist Shrikanth Makhanwala, right?
01:06:35Yes, yes, yes.
01:06:38How is he?
01:06:40Ask him where he is, Emperor.
01:06:43Where is he?
01:06:44Only the emperor knows this.
01:06:48Only the emperor knows where the scientist is.
01:06:51Isn't that right, Emperor?
01:06:52He is behind.
01:06:53Emperor doesn't know, right?
01:06:55Emperor?
01:06:56Where has the emperor hidden the scientist?
01:06:59Isn't that right, Emperor?
01:07:00Yes.
01:07:01Oh yes, Himanshu.
01:07:02If only the emperor knows where the scientist is,
01:07:06then how will we make the emperor find out?
01:07:09Isn't that right, Emperor?
01:07:13Long live the emperor.
01:07:14The court is waiting for you, Emperor.
01:07:16Very good.
01:07:17I have to do it.
01:07:20Go.
01:07:21I will kill you.
01:07:23What did he say?
01:07:24Emperor, go.
01:07:26The emperor will go alone.
01:07:30Then Anjana Devi, come with us.
01:07:34Yes, yes, let's go.
01:07:35Let's go, Emperor.
01:07:36Let's go to the court.
01:07:38Hey, police.
01:07:39Until you find the emperor, no one will know.
01:07:42Let's go, Emperor.
01:07:44Where is the court?
01:07:45I don't know how to ride a bicycle.
01:07:46Emperor, why did you look different from the emperor?
01:07:51I will find out.
01:07:52Yes, let's go.
01:07:55Long live the Emperor.
01:08:01Emperor, come to the court, and eat.
01:08:19Give me two coconuts.
01:08:22Give me three.
01:08:23Okay, okay.
01:08:24Let me go!
01:08:25This man has made my life hell!
01:08:27Emperor, give the order.
01:08:29If you say, I'll cut his throat.
01:08:32Oh, my!
01:08:33Then how will the poor man eat without his mouth?
01:08:35Like this, straight in the throat?
01:08:37Like this?
01:08:38Food?
01:08:39Yes.
01:08:40To eat food, you have to have food, sister.
01:08:42I see.
01:08:44To buy flour, we have to stand in a queue for ten days.
01:08:48Oh, my!
01:08:49You have to stand?
01:08:50Then why don't you people sit in a queue for ten days?
01:08:56With a sofa?
01:08:57You won't get flour if you stand, Gogaldas.
01:09:00Are you talking about sitting?
01:09:01Yes.
01:09:02Some people die before buying flour.
01:09:05I see.
01:09:06It's best.
01:09:07If you died after buying flour, the flour would have been ruined, right?
01:09:12Oh, yes.
01:09:13The money wouldn't have fallen on the ground.
01:09:15Yes, yes.
01:09:17Sister Hansa.
01:09:18Yes.
01:09:19It's been four days.
01:09:20I haven't lit a stove in my house for four days.
01:09:23What's so special about it?
01:09:26I haven't lit a stove in my house for 40 years.
01:09:31Come on, make a big request now.
01:09:34So, brother, how much do you want for today?
01:09:36Nothing.
01:09:37Then give me two thousand for that.
01:09:41Excuse me.
01:09:42Excuse.
01:09:43Tell me, what do you want?
01:09:44Crow biryani, crow kebab, crow tikka?
01:09:46Have you seen this Indian scientist somewhere?
01:09:49No, I haven't.
01:09:51Crow biryani, crow kebab, crow tikka?
01:09:55Brother.
01:09:56Brother.
01:09:57What is it?
01:09:58Have you seen him somewhere?
01:09:59Even you haven't seen him.
01:10:01Because you are holding the photo upside down.
01:10:03Straighten it.
01:10:04Oh.
01:10:05Hey, Kushal.
01:10:06Did you find out anything?
01:10:07Kushal.
01:10:08Where would the scientist be hiding?
01:10:11How would the villagers know?
01:10:13Come with me.
01:10:14Come on.
01:10:16Let's go.
01:10:20But sir, the one we are looking for...
01:10:21We will find him, Kushal.
01:10:23But first, you find out what our John Jani Janardhan is doing in the court.
01:10:28Come on.
01:10:29Let's go.
01:10:30Sir.
01:10:31Kushal.
01:10:32Wait a minute.
01:10:33Where has Shahenshah hidden the scientist?
01:10:35I found a clue to that.
01:10:37Really?
01:10:38Wow.
01:10:39Yes.
01:10:40Shahenshah has hidden the scientist in a school.
01:10:42This is my daughter, Supari.
01:10:44This is her seventh birthday.
01:10:46Wow.
01:10:47How old is she?
01:10:50She is seven years old, Shahenshah.
01:10:52Very good.
01:10:53She hasn't had water since morning.
01:10:55Yes, Shahenshah.
01:10:56Wow.
01:10:57Wow.
01:10:58Wow.
01:10:59Wow.
01:11:00Wow.
01:11:01Wow.
01:11:02She has such a beautiful face.
01:11:03She looks just like her mother.
01:11:05Twins.
01:11:06Hey.
01:11:07Is this your house?
01:11:08Everyone is getting a lot of money from John?
01:11:11No.
01:11:12No.
01:11:13This is Shahenshah's order.
01:11:14Yes.
01:11:15No man can see a woman or a girl.
01:11:18Oh, no.
01:11:19So no one sees the red lipstick you put on?
01:11:23No.
01:11:26Then what's the point?
01:11:28Yes.
01:11:29Shahenshah, what is?
01:11:30Shahenshah.
01:11:31Yes.
01:11:33You change this custom.
01:11:35Yes.
01:11:37Yes.
01:11:42Yes.
01:11:52Yes.
01:11:53Let's go, let's go.
01:11:55Take it out.
01:12:03What are you doing?
01:12:05Long live Mahesh!
01:12:07Long live Mr. Vasu!
01:12:09My birth was a success.
01:12:11Mine too.
01:12:23One month later . . .
01:12:28If you're in the mood, go ahead.
01:12:30Son, Son, Son, sit down, sit down.
01:12:34He's gone to congratulate you from inside like this.
01:12:38He'll send you some good news.
01:12:40You sit.
01:12:42What else is troubling you here?
01:12:45Sir, Hansa . . .
01:12:47First stop singing that nonsense.
01:12:49Oh, yeah.
01:12:51Yeah.
01:12:52Shensha maar pantu kitan.
01:12:53Shensha maar pantu...
01:12:55Shensha.
01:12:59Koi aur gaana bachayiye na.
01:13:01Nainainai.
01:13:02Iske alawa yaha aur koi gaana nahi bachakta hai.
01:13:05Kyon? Kyon? Kaun bola?
01:13:07Shensha, aap he ka hukam hai.
01:13:09Nachna, gaana, sangeet bajana.
01:13:12Yaha band hai.
01:13:14Band hai?
01:13:15Toh kyun nahi bajasakte saagi?
01:13:17Oh, yeah.
01:13:18Humare desh mein toh bahot saare band hai.
01:13:20Aur saare sangeet bajate ho.
01:13:23Aur wo falguni ka band.
01:13:25Parthiv ka band.
01:13:27Ehi band se aur kaunse band hai?
01:13:29Rubber band.
01:13:30Haan.
01:13:31Wrist band.
01:13:32Haan.
01:13:33Knee band.
01:13:34Horse band.
01:13:35Hair band bhi hai.
01:13:36Shensha.
01:13:39What is?
01:13:40Hansa dehi.
01:13:41Shensha hai na.
01:13:43Suno bhaiye aur baino.
01:13:45Aaj se yeh gaana ban.
01:13:47Agle hafte Himanshu ke janam din par hamari ho se ek bahot bada jassan hoga.
01:13:52Jisme rang bhi rangi kapde.
01:13:54Naach gaana, sangeet, sab hoga.
01:13:56Sab.
01:14:00Shahid Shahid.
01:14:07Eh, Tambaku.
01:14:08Moo meetha kara sabka.
01:14:09Achha samachar hai.
01:14:12Aapande jaan sakte hain.
01:14:21Chotu.
01:14:23Tambaku.
01:14:24Tambaku.
01:14:25Aagaya.
01:14:30Arre khol nalka tambaku.
01:14:32Haan.
01:14:39Sir.
01:14:42Chote bachhe ko nahi aati hai tab hum kaisa karte hai.
01:14:45Waisa karo.
01:14:50Eh, sab log karo.
01:14:53Eh, zor se karo toh jaldi aayegi.
01:15:12Parvidar.
01:15:13Eh, dekho sab log kitna khush hai idhar.
01:15:15Parvidar.
01:15:18Parvidar.
01:15:19Ladki hai.
01:15:20Agle hafte mera janam din ka jassan hai idhar.
01:15:23Khabon mein hi seh, lekin aajana.
01:15:25Please.
01:15:26Kisi ko pata nahi chalega.
01:15:41♪
01:16:07Sab chinta carefully,
01:16:08And lma ho gaya
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01:20:06Oh, my God, Babu-ji!
01:20:26Mujhe to...
01:20:28Mujhe to...
01:20:30Mujhe to...
01:20:33Mujhe to...
01:20:35Mujhe to...
01:20:37Mera dil...
01:20:39Mera dil...
01:20:41Mera dil...
01:20:43Haan, haan, haan!
01:20:45Dil mein hi, magar kya ho raha hai dil mein?
01:20:47Mera dil...
01:20:50Main samjhata hoon.
01:20:52Jab maine pehli baar Praful ko dekha tha,
01:20:54toh main tabhi samjh gaya tha,
01:20:56ki hamari toh nikal padi.
01:20:58E toh phir aise badi-badi aakhe karke,
01:21:01aise shauk ki niga se hume kyu dekh raha tha tu, chakram?
01:21:04Kyuki meri toh aankhe hi aise hi hai.
01:21:06Ya!
01:21:07Haan, haan, lekin zabaan toh hai na?
01:21:09Haan!
01:21:10Bol toh sakte the na?
01:21:11Arre mere bolne se pehle, mere sar peh mes maa...
01:21:13Oh!
01:21:16Haan, haan, wo Babu-ji ne.
01:21:18Yeh sab chhod.
01:21:19Ab aage batayiye na kya karna hai?
01:21:21Haan!
01:21:22Yeh phir atkegi, Atkeshwari.
01:21:24Dialogue bolgi. Dekh na?
01:21:26Dekhte.
01:21:27Aayiye.
01:21:29Pragati.
01:21:30Hamari desh ki pragati jaari rakhi.
01:21:33Yeh toh bol jayi.
01:21:34Aap jayiye aur...
01:21:37Vyagyani ko doonne mein, ham aapki majat karenge.
01:21:39Arre haan, lekin Harakpadura,
01:21:41yeh Dogdak, tumhara pati, jo asli shensha hai,
01:21:43wo aagaya toh?
01:21:44Haan.
01:21:45Unhe toh...
01:21:46Beep, beep.
01:21:47Unhe toh...
01:21:48Phir pehli.
01:21:49Unhe toh...
01:21:50Battery dao.
01:21:51Yeh Shakilal, tu bol na.
01:21:53Unhe toh humne hi aagwaa kiya.
01:21:54Haan.
01:21:55Haan na.
01:21:56Arre waan.
01:21:57Idhar hai.
01:21:58Koi help.
01:22:00Rani Gulkanda, mein aakhri baar keh rahoon.
01:22:04Mujhe yaha se reha karo.
01:22:06Varna.
01:22:07Vyagyani ko doonne mein, aap sab meri matat karenge?
01:22:09Haan.
01:22:10Tab tak pragati jaari rahegi.
01:22:12Aur uska pehla kadam hoga, free press.
01:22:14Haan.
01:22:16Free press.
01:22:18Toh dekhiye.
01:22:20Free press.
01:22:21Sabke kapde free mein press kiye jaayenge.
01:22:23Sinhai chatti banyan.
01:22:25Uska rokda lagega.
01:22:26Free press.
01:22:29Dekho, dekho.
01:22:30Shensha ki har garh cylinder yojna.
01:22:33Mofat mein Shensha ka taja taja gas.
01:22:36Eyyy.
01:22:37Toda intelligent.
01:22:38Rukh.
01:22:41Kya hua?
01:22:42Waha iska koi ata pata mila?
01:22:43Arre kahan.
01:22:44Shensha ka murder management aur robbery research institute toh band ho gaya.
01:22:47Hai lord.
01:22:48Toh kaunse school mein dhoondenge isse?
01:22:51Yeh kya likha hai?
01:22:53Shensha School of Terrorism and Terrorist Activities.
01:22:57Special course in suicide bombing.
01:22:59Haan.
01:23:00Yeh saare liquids hai na.
01:23:01Yeh paani yeh bahadur.
01:23:02Arre waah.
01:23:03World best hai nahi?
01:23:04Yeh log toh terrorism mein degree bhi dete hai.
01:23:06Eyy.
01:23:07Aur Rani sahiba ka hukum hai.
01:23:08Arre principal magai kumar.
01:23:09Ek minute.
01:23:10Rani sahiba ka hukum hai.
01:23:12Aise saare school aaj se band kar dena.
01:23:14Aur yeh jackets.
01:23:15Ine dafna dena.
01:23:16Ek minute.
01:23:17Itne world best jacket kya dafna dena hai?
01:23:19Dafur.
01:23:20Dafur?
01:23:21Jai Shree ben.
01:23:22Yeh suicide jackets hai.
01:23:23Ine pehend kar button dabao.
01:23:24Toh boom.
01:23:26Ek mujhe do na.
01:23:29Yeh yeh yeh blue.
01:23:30Yeh accha hai.
01:23:31Main jaatam.
01:23:32Yeh lijiye.
01:23:33Chhil ke rakhna.
01:23:34Jai.
01:23:35World best hai na.
01:23:36Jai Shree.
01:23:38Jai Shree.
01:23:40Mera bukhar toh badta jaa raha hai.
01:23:42Naapne toh do.
01:23:43Arre.
01:23:44Isse naapega bukhar?
01:23:45Jai Shree.
01:23:46Mujhe toh bahot thand lag rahi hai.
01:23:47Badti jaa rahi hai thand.
01:23:50Babuji.
01:23:51Yeh jacket mehn lijiye.
01:23:52Rahat milegi.
01:23:54Chalne aave chaap na.
01:23:55Chal.
01:23:56Chal.
01:23:57Chal.
01:23:58Ab dik maza aayega.
01:23:59Usme bomb hai.
01:24:00Oh.
01:24:02Babuji.
01:24:03Haan.
01:24:04Bulaan mein.
01:24:05Haan.
01:24:06Andar inbuilt heater hai.
01:24:07Heater?
01:24:08Haan.
01:24:09Pocket ke andar button hai?
01:24:12Haan.
01:24:13Haan.
01:24:14Usse dabaiye.
01:24:15Haan.
01:24:17Haan.
01:24:18Haan.
01:24:19Haan.
01:24:20Haan.
01:24:22Haan.
01:24:23Jai Shree.
01:24:25Nalak.
01:24:26Apne fafor ko...
01:24:27Poohai jacket kaun pehlata hai?
01:24:28Ha.
01:24:29Ha.
01:24:30Ha.
01:24:31Ha.
01:24:32Ha.
01:24:33Ha.
01:24:34Ha.
01:24:35Ha.
01:24:36Ha.
01:24:37Ha.
01:24:38Ha.
01:24:39Ha.
01:24:40Hey.
01:24:41Haaf kya rahi hai.
01:24:42Ha.
01:24:43Ha.
01:24:44Ha.
01:24:45Ha.
01:24:46What did I tell you?
01:24:48That there is no proper hospital here.
01:24:50And if you want to operate on a patient,
01:24:52you can't do that.
01:24:54That's why, Emperor,
01:24:56you arrange for a proper operation theatre.
01:24:58So?
01:24:59So what, father?
01:25:00So what? I did it.
01:25:01Where?
01:25:02Look at this.
01:25:03Here's the operation.
01:25:04And this is the mansion.
01:25:07And here's the theatre.
01:25:11You start the theatre for the relatives.
01:25:13Emperor, you fool.
01:25:15It's a heart operation.
01:25:17His heart is not working properly.
01:25:19That's why the theatre will be connected to the disease.
01:25:22Let the heart beat.
01:25:24Start it.
01:25:33Emperor.
01:25:35Emperor.
01:25:37Emperor.
01:25:38Yes, Queen.
01:25:39Emperor ran away.
01:25:41Brothers and sisters.
01:25:43By disguising as the Emperor,
01:25:46an imposter
01:25:48will try to enter Pansukhistan.
01:25:52Kick him out.
01:25:55Yes.
01:25:56If possible, he should be dead.
01:25:58If he is dead, how will he run away?
01:26:02Then alive.
01:26:04That's it.
01:26:05Let's go.
01:26:06Yes. Let's go.
01:26:07Kick him. Kick him.
01:26:09Remember.
01:26:10Kick him.
01:26:11Remember.
01:26:12Don't let him in.
01:26:14Take the slippers.
01:26:15Take the slippers.
01:26:16Kick him.
01:26:17Kick him.
01:26:22I am not an imposter
01:26:25who will try to enter the palace as the Emperor.
01:26:29On 16th August,
01:26:31I will make Pansukhistan mine again.
01:26:36And if that doesn't happen,
01:26:38I will be beheaded.
01:26:41Both of you will be beheaded.
01:26:44On 16th August,
01:26:46the Independence Day of Pansukhistan,
01:26:48I, Queen Gulkandha,
01:26:50will announce Pansukhistan
01:26:52as the first Prime Minister.
01:26:55Wow.
01:26:57Wow.
01:26:58Pick up the crown.
01:27:02How did you call me?
01:27:03How did you get the crown?
01:27:05Brother Prakul, tell me.
01:27:07What?
01:27:09I will put all my eggs in the Queen's basket.
01:27:13Will he say that?
01:27:15I will put all my eggs in the Queen's basket.
01:27:23What will happen in his basket?
01:27:26Won't the eggs break?
01:27:28The eggs will boil.
01:27:31Yes.
01:27:32The Emperor means that
01:27:34he will resign
01:27:36and put all his eggs
01:27:38in the Queen's basket.
01:27:42Oh, so there is a place in the basket.
01:28:01And now, the national anthem.
01:28:06The National Anthem
01:28:37Emperor.
01:28:38Emperor.
01:28:40Emperor.
01:28:42My Prakul.
01:28:46But brother-in-law is the Emperor.
01:28:50What did the Queen say?
01:28:52That on 16th August,
01:28:54Prakul will become Prakul again.
01:28:56So it is possible that
01:28:58he is really the Emperor.
01:29:01And he is my Prakul.
01:29:03Let's go.
01:29:04Let's go.
01:29:06My Prakul.
01:29:08My Prakul.
01:29:11After so many days, my Prakul
01:29:13looks like Prakul.
01:29:15Right, Mansur?
01:29:17I will break your neck.
01:29:18Patience.
01:29:19Emperor, be patient.
01:29:21They both are very innocent.
01:29:25If we talk lovingly,
01:29:26they both will melt.
01:29:29I am here.
01:29:31Brother-in-law, how are you?
01:29:34I am sad.
01:29:35Why?
01:29:36What do you mean?
01:29:37They are not letting me go there.
01:29:39You take me there.
01:29:41To the Queen's basket.
01:29:43Right, Mansur?
01:29:44Wait a minute.
01:29:45What is this way of talking?
01:29:48What did I do?
01:29:49Who did you call?
01:29:50You gave me respect.
01:29:52And why do you want to go to the Queen's basket?
01:29:55When the Queen's basket is here.
01:29:57I am here.
01:29:59Brother.
01:30:01Something is wrong with the biryani.
01:30:03Something is wrong with the lentils.
01:30:05It can't be in the biryani.
01:30:07What biryani?
01:30:08Biryani, biryani.
01:30:10H for biryani.
01:30:11D for biryani.
01:30:12I am talking about vegetable biryani.
01:30:14It is D for biryani.
01:30:15Where did H come from?
01:30:16It came from Hyderabad.
01:30:21He can't be my Prakul.
01:30:23Let's go, Mansur.
01:30:24I am Prakul, Mansur.
01:30:26Hansa.
01:30:27Just think.
01:30:28If I was the Emperor, I wouldn't have gone there.
01:30:31To the Queen's basket.
01:30:36If Hansa and Himanshu suspect you,
01:30:38there is a way to get rid of them.
01:30:41Say a word in English in front of Hansa.
01:30:44And explain it to Hansa in Prakul's style.
01:30:48Think logically.
01:30:52Prakul.
01:30:56So, Prakul, what does logically mean?
01:30:58Logically, Hansa.
01:31:00Our Punjabi.
01:31:02He comes to you to sell biryani and flowers.
01:31:05What did that Punjabi tell you once?
01:31:08I told him that I don't want such big flowers.
01:31:12I want small flowers.
01:31:15Do you know what he said?
01:31:17Small flowers.
01:31:18Small flowers.
01:31:20Small flowers.
01:31:22Small flowers.
01:31:24Logically.
01:31:25Logically.
01:31:26Okay, okay.
01:31:27Logically.
01:31:30Prakul Bernadotte.
01:31:33Shakespeare by heart.
01:31:35You can't be anyone other than your brother-in-law.
01:31:40Prakul, let's go.
01:31:42Let's go and dance to the national anthem.
01:31:45Let's go.
01:31:55We are voting for Mr. Shimbabu.
01:31:59Now look at the reins red and blue.
01:32:02Christmas is right, Christmas is right.
01:32:07Christmas is right, Christmas is right.
01:32:14Sir! Sir!
01:32:15Prakul Bernadotte has committed the family of Sanju to death.
01:32:19I know.
01:32:20After the beatings, you've again declared your dictatorship.
01:32:22Quickly arrange for two jeeps.
01:32:24Okay.
01:32:25We have to save the Parikh family from being hanged.
01:32:27If anything happens to them, it will be a disgrace on us.
01:32:38People of Panthukistan,
01:32:42these rebels will be hanged in the assembly.
01:32:47Hey, real one.
01:32:49Look.
01:32:50Look how I snatched my hanging rope.
01:32:53I'm not like your simple rope.
01:32:56Sister Fanda.
01:32:58Sister Fanda.
01:33:00Sister Fanda.
01:33:01Aunty.
01:33:02Only a few breaths are left.
01:33:04Now tell me quickly.
01:33:05Up and down. Up and down.
01:33:07Is it a lunge or a lift?
01:33:08Lion market.
01:33:09Yes.
01:33:10Silence.
01:33:11Present the scientist Shrikant Makhanwala.
01:33:14Oh God, he was in school.
01:33:25Where would the scientist have hidden him?
01:33:28How would the villagers know?
01:33:32Have you seen him?
01:33:34No.
01:33:35Have you seen him?
01:33:36No.
01:33:37Him?
01:33:38No.
01:33:39Then what have you seen?
01:33:41The bride of my heart will take him.
01:33:46Srishti.
01:33:47Hi, Lord.
01:33:48Father.
01:33:49Yes.
01:33:50Here.
01:33:51A boy in the neighborhood and a ginger in the village.
01:33:55Long live the emperor.
01:33:57If my robot is ready, present it.
01:33:59On one condition.
01:34:08You promise me.
01:34:10If I give you the robot,
01:34:13you will release all of us from here.
01:34:16Yes.
01:34:18Do you agree?
01:34:19No.
01:34:21Then I will present the robot.
01:34:23I thought he would agree.
01:34:39Yes.
01:34:42Yes.
01:34:48Here is your robot Vinashasur.
01:34:50And this is its remote.
01:34:52Can I go now?
01:34:53Yes.
01:34:54Get the car.
01:34:55Straight up.
01:34:56Zafran, Zarda.
01:34:57Yes, sir.
01:34:58Hang him too.
01:34:59So that he can't make another robot like this.
01:35:01Hang him.
01:35:04As you wish, sir.
01:35:05Tell me, what do you want?
01:35:06Take the helicopter and reach Kathachoti immediately.
01:35:08Where?
01:35:09Try to reach the white salt field as soon as possible.
01:35:11Keep it here.
01:35:12Okay. Out. Out.
01:35:14Sir.
01:35:15Sahen sir.
01:35:16The robot is activating Vinashasur.
01:35:18Oh no.
01:35:19That will be a disaster, brother.
01:35:21Now I know exactly
01:35:24how to get the robot to work.
01:35:27First of all,
01:35:30hang all of them.
01:35:33Oh no.
01:35:34Executioner.
01:35:38Executioner.
01:35:45Hey, Sahen sir.
01:35:46Hello. How are you?
01:35:47Put the cup down.
01:35:48Hey, come on.
01:35:49Don't say anything.
01:35:50You come and put it yourself.
01:35:52I won't do it.
01:35:53No?
01:35:54That is also tight.
01:35:55Otherwise, how will we suffer?
01:35:57We will suffer for sure.
01:36:02But not you guys.
01:36:03This is Sahen sir.
01:36:05Hey, Tambakur.
01:36:06Oh, come on.
01:36:07Run. Run.
01:36:10Mummy.
01:36:33Stop.
01:36:34Stop. Stop.
01:36:37Stop.
01:36:56Come on. Come on.
01:36:57There is a way here.
01:36:58Sir, pick it up on your lap.
01:36:59Are you kids?
01:37:00There is a way here.
01:37:01There is a way here.
01:37:02There is a way here.
01:37:03There is honey here.
01:37:04There is a way here.
01:37:05Come on. Come on.
01:37:08Hey, Robo.
01:37:09What is your name?
01:37:10Meenashasur.
01:37:11Whatever it is.
01:37:12That running Parikh family
01:37:13and that scientist Shrikant.
01:37:14Kill them.
01:37:15Otherwise, I will break your neck.
01:37:16That too yours.
01:37:17Sorry.
01:37:18Kill them.
01:37:22Command accepted.
01:37:24Parikh family.
01:37:25Get ready to die.
01:37:35Hello.
01:37:36If you want me
01:37:37to kill Parikh family immediately,
01:37:38press one.
01:37:39If you want me
01:37:40to kill Parikh family
01:37:41after one hour,
01:37:42press two.
01:37:43And if you want me
01:37:44to kill Parikh family
01:37:45after 24 hours,
01:37:46press three.
01:37:47Press. Press.
01:37:48Press something.
01:37:52Listen to me calmly, Robo.
01:37:53Yes.
01:37:54I will not press anything.
01:37:56Go and kill them, my father.
01:37:57Go and kill them.
01:37:59This call might be recorded
01:38:00for quality and training purposes.
01:38:03Hello, dad.
01:38:04I am running away
01:38:05from that devil
01:38:06who had come out
01:38:07to steal sweets.
01:38:08We are walking so slowly.
01:38:10You give a shot, Proful.
01:38:14Proful, why are you hitting me?
01:38:16So, will you kill a hungry animal?
01:38:17That poor animal
01:38:18cannot speak.
01:38:19That's why.
01:38:20So, will you kill me?
01:38:21Yes, because you can speak.
01:38:22See, you can speak.
01:38:23Kill him.
01:38:26Even I am dying.
01:38:27Kill him.
01:38:28I can't.
01:38:34Dad, if you don't like it,
01:38:35then go away.
01:38:36Go away.
01:38:38Parikh family,
01:38:40here I come.
01:38:46Oh, God.
01:38:47Let Kushal's phone ring.
01:38:55Rani Gulkandha.
01:38:57Yes, tell me.
01:38:58Hail Lord.
01:38:59Not now.
01:39:00Hail Lord.
01:39:01The emperor has activated
01:39:02Robo before dying.
01:39:03What?
01:39:04Run away from here
01:39:05as soon as possible.
01:39:09Dad.
01:39:14Look, Jaisri.
01:39:16I have brought Kushal.
01:39:18And you said
01:39:19that I am ready
01:39:20to run away again.
01:39:30Hey, hey, hey.
01:39:31Listen to me.
01:39:32I am your father.
01:39:33Hey, what are you doing?
01:39:35He is shooting with his eyes.
01:39:37Hey, hey, hey.
01:39:43Stop or else
01:39:44I will break your bones
01:39:46and the orthopedic surgeon
01:39:47will not be able to join you again.
01:39:48Hey, hey.
01:39:50What do you mean by orthopedic?
01:39:52What do you mean by orthopedic?
01:39:53No, no, not you.
01:39:54Not you.
01:39:55Where is my brother?
01:39:58Hello, sister-in-law.
01:39:59Yes, yes.
01:40:01Hello, yes, sister-in-law.
01:40:05Yes, sister-in-law.
01:40:06Sister-in-law's call.
01:40:09Sister-in-law.
01:40:10What do you mean by orthopedic?
01:40:12Orthopedic, sister-in-law.
01:40:14Hey, Subramaniam.
01:40:16What did you say
01:40:17about the skirt and the skirt?
01:40:18Yes, he said
01:40:19that the sari and the skirt
01:40:21do not look good on men.
01:40:23It looks good on women.
01:40:24It looks good on women.
01:40:26It looks good on women.
01:40:28It looks good on women.
01:40:29It looks good on women.
01:40:30Hey, no, no, no.
01:40:31What do you mean by orthopedic?
01:40:32No, no, Manilal.
01:40:33Hey, you leave it.
01:40:34You do your work.
01:40:35You shoot.
01:40:36Shoot.
01:40:37Hey, wait.
01:40:38Hey, sister-in-law Hansa,
01:40:39he forgot.
01:40:40Yes, that's why
01:40:41I reminded him.
01:40:42That's why.
01:40:43Hey, shoot properly, Chakram.
01:40:45Hey, who did you call Chakram?
01:40:46You.
01:40:48You may not know.
01:40:49You are five thousand times
01:40:50more intelligent than humans.
01:40:53Ask me any question
01:40:54and I will answer immediately.
01:40:55Really?
01:40:56My Himanshu is intelligent.
01:40:59Go and ask him any question.
01:41:02He will answer immediately.
01:41:04Go and ask.
01:41:05Go back.
01:41:06Is that so?
01:41:07Okay.
01:41:12Hello.
01:41:13Who is Himanshu among you?
01:41:15It's me.
01:41:16Okay.
01:41:17So, tell me,
01:41:18which country is London?
01:41:19It's abroad.
01:41:21Okay.
01:41:22What does H2O mean?
01:41:24H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
01:41:26H2O.
01:41:30What do you call a dog in English?
01:41:32You can call it whatever you want.
01:41:33Hello, Cuckoo.
01:41:34You want to say you got a cuckoo?
01:41:36Your father is also a dog, Cuckoo.
01:41:45Hey.
01:41:46Hey.
01:41:47Look and shoot.
01:41:49Babuji is sitting here.
01:41:50Hey.
01:42:12Simple.
01:42:17Hello.
01:42:21Jai Shree.
01:42:23Hello.
01:42:24Jai Shree.
01:42:25Stop the car.
01:42:26Stop the car, Kushal.
01:42:29Wait and watch.
01:42:32Car.
01:42:33Car, car.
01:42:34Yes, yes, I am driving the car.
01:42:35I understood.
01:42:37Listen,
01:42:38if Robo Kumar comes,
01:42:39don't let him go.
01:42:47Hello, Jai Shree.
01:42:48Jai Shree.
01:42:49Govinda Shasur Uttara.
01:42:51We are at Katha Choti,
01:42:52near the salt field, right?
01:42:54Yes, yes, salt pan.
01:42:55It's there.
01:42:56Come on, make the phone call.
01:42:57Yes.
01:43:18Vishwantha Bhabhi.
01:43:19Yes.
01:43:20I have another way to stop this Robo.
01:43:24Is it?
01:43:25If we put salt water on his face,
01:43:28he will go crazy.
01:43:30And he won't be able to do anything.
01:43:32But now,
01:43:33where do we go to find salt?
01:43:39Why aren't you running?
01:43:41If you don't run,
01:43:42how will I hit you?
01:43:44We were running.
01:43:45Still, you couldn't hit us.
01:43:49Run.
01:43:50Hey.
01:43:56Jai Shree,
01:43:57run.
01:43:58No, no.
01:43:59If I run,
01:44:00who will cook for everyone?
01:44:03Hey, Kushal.
01:44:04Taste this Halwa.
01:44:05Is it too sweet?
01:44:07This is sour.
01:44:09That's acid.
01:44:11I didn't have ghee,
01:44:12so I added acid.
01:44:14Will you eat?
01:44:15I am fine.
01:44:16Eat.
01:44:17No.
01:44:21Father, you run.
01:44:22Come on, move ahead.
01:44:23Forgive me.
01:44:24I am not begging.
01:44:25I am not a beggar.
01:44:26Come on, move ahead.
01:44:29Jai.
01:44:31Will you run?
01:44:33Let's go.
01:44:34Don't say anything to him.
01:44:37I call a taxi to take a cricket run.
01:44:42Jai.
01:44:43Hey,
01:44:44Himanshu.
01:44:45Will you run?
01:44:46Hold the mirror.
01:44:49A little more.
01:44:51Jai.
01:44:52A little more.
01:44:53Why are you shaving here?
01:44:54I will shave when I come back.
01:44:57I won't shave here.
01:44:58Okay.
01:45:04Hey.
01:45:06You don't understand a robot's feelings.
01:45:08You guys run.
01:45:10The emperor has told me
01:45:11that I have to kill the Parikh family while running.
01:45:14If you don't run,
01:45:15how will I kill them?
01:45:17And if I don't kill them,
01:45:18how will I convince the world
01:45:20that I am the most dangerous robot in the world?
01:45:24Run, please.
01:45:28I see.
01:45:29So you are really a robot.
01:45:31Hey.
01:45:38Liar.
01:45:40I have been shooting bullets with my eyes for so long.
01:45:43I am flying in the air.
01:45:44I look like this.
01:45:48I am talking like this.
01:45:49I am a robot.
01:45:57Where is my mask?
01:45:59Wait.
01:46:01It's not necessary.
01:46:03Liar.
01:46:04Okay.
01:46:05Maybe you took part in Fancy Dress
01:46:07and became a robot in it.
01:46:11Yes.
01:46:12I take part in Fancy Dress every year.
01:46:17Last year,
01:46:18Himanshu got the first prize.
01:46:21Yes.
01:46:22Himanshu makes samosas.
01:46:24What?
01:46:25Come, I will show you.
01:46:26Come.
01:46:28Come, robot.
01:46:29I will show you.
01:46:31Himanshu.
01:46:34Don't eat it.
01:46:35How is the samosa?
01:46:36It's coming.
01:46:37Is it a samosa?
01:46:38Yes.
01:46:39Gujarati samosa from Gegadmal Hotel.
01:46:41It looks like it's over.
01:46:43Yes.
01:46:44Gegadmal Hotel's samosa is always over by 4 o'clock.
01:46:51Come, robot.
01:46:52I will show you more.
01:46:54This is my father.
01:46:55Yes, I can see.
01:46:56He used to make hot Gulab Jamuns.
01:46:57Get lost.
01:46:58From Gegadmal Hotel.
01:46:59With white hair.
01:47:00He broke three of my bones.
01:47:02Why?
01:47:03Because I used to sit on my father's stomach.
01:47:08I used to become a fly.
01:47:10From Gegadmal Hotel.
01:47:11The big one.
01:47:12The blue one.
01:47:14Which patient price?
01:47:17Come, I will show you more.
01:47:18Come, robot.
01:47:20This is your son.
01:47:21What are you doing?
01:47:22Come, robot.
01:47:23I will show you something new.
01:47:24Come.
01:47:26I used to become a fan.
01:47:27From Gegadmal Hotel's kitchen.
01:47:29Standing fan.
01:47:30If it's a fan, why isn't it working?
01:47:32Because I left.
01:47:34I became electricity.
01:47:36From Gegadmal Hotel.
01:47:45I am here.
01:47:46The fan is on.
01:47:48I can hear the wind.
01:47:50I can't hear the wind, but I can hear something.
01:47:52That's a helicopter.
01:47:55Look, a helicopter.
01:47:56Helicopter.
01:47:57This is my relative.
01:47:58Sukesh.
01:47:59Let's go.
01:48:00Let's go.
01:48:01Let's all sit in the helicopter.
01:48:03Yes.
01:48:04Father.
01:48:05You come later.
01:48:06You come later.
01:48:07Hansa Babi.
01:48:08Kanchakar.
01:48:09Himanshu.
01:48:10Let's go.
01:48:11Slowly.
01:48:12Don't run.
01:48:13Don't run.
01:48:14If you don't run, the robot won't do anything.
01:48:17Slowly.
01:48:18Slowly.
01:48:20Father.
01:48:21Yes.
01:48:22Calm the robot.
01:48:23Leave it.
01:48:24I don't need to calm it.
01:48:26I am already calm.
01:48:27If you want to run, run.
01:48:29I don't want to die.
01:48:30You guys go.
01:48:31Run.
01:48:32Then run.
01:48:44Thank you.
01:48:45Run.
01:48:46OK, OK.
01:48:47What are you doing?
01:48:49You guys leave me.
01:49:09Rabbit.
01:49:10A girl.
01:49:11So you've come.
01:49:12Robo! Robo!
01:49:14See? I told you.
01:49:16Let me go.
01:49:18I've let you go. Why aren't you running?
01:49:21There's no point in running.
01:49:23Why?
01:49:24The helicopter is gone!
01:49:27Daishree!
01:49:29Wait!
01:49:30Move!
01:49:42What are you doing?
01:49:44Let me go!
01:49:46Let me go!
01:49:48Let go of me!
01:49:50Let me go!
01:49:52I'll kill you!
01:49:58Let me go!
01:50:00Let me go!
01:50:02Let me go!
01:50:04Let me go!
01:50:06Let me go!
01:50:08Let me go!
01:50:10Babuji always wants a fan on his head.
01:50:13Look, look.
01:50:14Oh, wow!
01:50:15Hey, Babuji, pull it. Pull it hard.
01:50:19Hey, Big Sister.
01:50:20Hey, Big Sister, look at that robot.
01:50:22Look how he's going crazy.
01:50:24He called me Patna. He called me Chakram.
01:50:26I'm the most dangerous robot in the world.
01:50:29Does anyone do this to him?
01:50:31These people did this to me.
01:50:33Brother, I'm the most famous encyclopedia in the world.
01:50:36Encyclopedia.
01:50:38Hey, Aunty.
01:50:40What happened? Don't you want to ask?
01:50:42Hi, hi, proful.
01:50:43Encyclopedia means?
01:50:45No, no, I know.
01:50:48Encyclopedia, Aunty.
01:50:50Do you remember?
01:50:52We went to the bicycle shop in Parsi.
01:50:54We asked him if there was a discount on the cycle.
01:50:56He said there's no discount on that cycle.
01:50:58But encyclopedia.
01:51:00Encyclopedia.
01:51:02I did it for you.
01:51:04I helped you out.
01:51:05He's here.
01:51:06Listen, listen.
01:51:08I had another way to stop this robot.
01:51:12Look.
01:51:13I'll show you.
01:51:17This is the robot's master remote.
01:51:20Master remote?
01:51:22So should I call it Mr. Remote?
01:51:25It's so small.
01:51:27Look at it.
01:51:29As soon as you press the button,
01:51:31the robot starts dancing.
01:51:36Press it.
01:51:51Our robot is dancing.
01:51:53Let's dance too.
01:52:05Babuji.
01:52:06What?
01:52:07You too.
01:52:08Look, everything is fine.
01:52:10Everyone is so happy.
01:52:12They're dancing.
01:52:13And you.
01:52:14You're hanging there with your mouth open.
01:52:17Dance, Babuji.
01:52:22Okay, okay.
01:52:23I'll dance.
01:52:30Let's go to the next place.
01:52:32Babuji, let's go to the next place.
01:52:33Wait.
01:52:34Let's go to the bathroom first.
01:52:35We'll go to the bathroom later.
01:52:36Let's watch the end title first.
01:52:37Let's do it here.
01:52:38Okay, let's do it.
01:52:39Take.
01:52:43Cut, cut, cut.
01:52:44Who's following me?
01:52:45Sir, it's you.
01:52:46Okay, action.
01:52:47This is your mobile.
01:52:49And this is the app.
01:52:51Put your hands forward.
01:52:53Yeah.
01:52:55Now the Panthukistan is digital.
01:53:05Oh, oh, oh.
01:53:06You dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
01:53:10You dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
01:53:14You dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
01:53:17My smart aunt called me Dada.
01:53:21Dada?
01:53:22Yeah.
01:53:23Cut, cut, cut.
01:53:26We need a groom for our Tutti Putti sister.
01:53:28Should I show you plain or printed?
01:53:30Printed.
01:53:31I'll show you now.
01:53:32I'll show you the full print.
01:53:35Look at this.
01:53:36Full printed.
01:53:37Turn around.
01:53:38Coming soon.
01:53:44You dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
01:53:47You dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
01:53:51You dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
01:53:55You dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
01:54:00You dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, and a dance.
01:54:03That was the full print.
01:54:07You dance.
01:54:08You dance.
01:54:09Dance together.
01:54:21Hands up when I'm talking.
01:54:22You dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
01:54:24You dance.
01:54:25You dance.
01:54:26Hands up when I'm talking.
01:54:28I'm tired for the third time.
01:54:30I'm tired for the fourth time.
01:54:32Sir, where is the place to put eggs in his bag?
01:54:42You have to eat and go.
01:54:45How are you, son?
01:54:47That's it. I'm going.
01:54:49No, no. Wait. Bye. Bye. Bye.
01:54:58I'm tired.
01:55:28I'm tired.
01:55:30I'm tired.
01:55:32I'm tired.
01:55:34I'm tired.
01:55:36I'm tired.
01:55:38I'm tired.
01:55:40I'm tired.
01:55:42I'm tired.
01:55:44I'm tired.
01:55:46I'm tired.
01:55:48I'm tired.
01:55:50I'm tired.
01:55:52I'm tired.
01:55:54I'm tired.
01:55:56I'm tired.
01:55:58I'm tired.
01:56:00I'm tired.
01:56:02I'm tired.
01:56:04I'm tired.
01:56:06I'm tired.
01:56:08I'm tired.
01:56:10I'm tired.
01:56:12I'm tired.
01:56:14I'm tired.
01:56:16I'm tired.
01:56:18I'm tired.
01:56:20I'm tired.
01:56:22I'm tired.
01:56:24I'm tired.
01:56:26I'm tired.
01:56:28I'm tired.
01:56:30I'm tired.
01:56:32I'm tired.
01:56:34I'm tired.
01:56:36I'm tired.
01:56:38I'm tired.
01:56:40I'm tired.
01:56:42I'm tired.
01:56:44I'm tired.
01:56:46I'm tired.
01:56:48I'm tired.
01:56:50I'm tired.
01:56:52I'm tired.
01:56:54I'm tired.