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Umair Khan
  • 7/4/2024
Akshay Kumar movies

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Fun
Transcript
00:00Is it empty?
00:01Assalam-o-Alaikum
00:02One minute
00:04Thank you
00:06Thank God
00:13Where do you want to go, madam?
00:14Go straight
00:16Straight where?
00:17Straight
00:18This road goes straight to Ahmedabad
00:20Should I go to Ahmedabad?
00:21Let it go to Ahmedabad
00:23Go straight
00:24Stop where I say
00:25Stop here
00:30Do you have a matchbox?
00:31Matchbox? Why?
00:33I want to smoke
00:37Do you smoke?
00:38No, only if I light a cigarette
00:40Why? Don't you smoke?
00:41I don't smoke
00:43And I don't let anyone smoke in an auto-rickshaw
00:45Especially not a woman
00:49Play a nice romantic Hindi song in your tape
00:52The tape is broken
00:54Then sing it yourself
00:55My throat is bad
00:56Okay, I'll sing it
01:16Are you married?
01:18No
01:20Why?
01:21You didn't find a girl or you didn't like her?
01:24The one I love is not finding a girl
01:26And the one I like is not liking me
01:28Okay, okay
01:29How is the girl's life?
01:31The girl's life is good
01:33But her life is like her father
01:36What do you mean?
01:37I mean, she is arrogant
01:39She is crazy
01:40She is like a factory
01:42All the villains in Hindi films
01:44Put them all together in a mixer
01:46And the result will be her father, Dildar
01:49But don't pity me
01:52I'll get married
01:53I'm not a bachelor
01:55I'll definitely get married
01:56Long live Rashid Bhai
01:58Rashid Bhai?
01:59Not Rashid Bhai
02:00Rashid Bhai's daughter
02:02I'll marry her
02:03She has four taxis
02:05And madam, life is short
02:07Only four days
02:09Husband and wife will be happy
02:10We'll drive a taxi every day
02:13Stop, stop
02:14Stop the rickshaw
02:15Why should I stop?
02:16Has Amitabh come?
02:18Traitor, unfaithful
02:19Is this the day I fell in love with you?
02:21You'll marry Rashid Bhai's daughter?
02:23Have you changed your mind because of four taxis?
02:26Oh God, I'm ruined
02:28What are you doing?
02:29You are humiliating me
02:31Look how everyone is staring
02:32And the public is waiting
02:33When to beat the auto rickshaw driver
02:35It should be like this
02:36When to beat?
02:37And you are sitting in the auto
02:39Tell me to go straight
02:40Where should I go?
02:41It's not my fault, it's yours
02:42I was waiting for you outside the college for four days
02:43Why didn't you come to meet me?
02:44I came, I came
02:45And you live in the canteen
02:46You live in the canteen
02:47You eat dirty burgers
02:48Here comes the karate girl
02:50Make her understand
02:51Aren't you coming to college?
02:52Why are you fighting in the middle of the road?
02:54Is there a problem with the rent?
02:55Who hasn't paid the rent?
02:56The passenger pays the rent
02:57I'm not talking about the auto, I'm talking about the rent
02:59I have the rent
03:01But my friend, Avinash, what's his name?
03:03Mahesh
03:04Yes, he doesn't have the rent
03:05She's talking about him
03:06Yes, I'm talking about him
03:07You haven't paid the rent for six months
03:09Because of you, dad has given them a room
03:11Tell those beggars
03:12Pay the rent on time
03:13Or they'll vacate the room
03:15Come on, Meghna
03:16Let's go and eat burgers
03:18Yes, eat burgers
03:20You'll know when the pimples come out
03:23And don't call anyone a beggar
03:25One day, my friend Avinash
03:26Will become a super star in movies
03:29Six thousand rupees
03:30This is my rent
03:31My rent
03:32Count it
03:34I trust you
03:35Uncle
03:36You shouldn't trust anyone when it comes to money
03:38What do you say, Laxman?
03:39Exactly
03:40Count it, dad
03:41Okay, dear, if you say so, I'll count it
03:44Six thousand
03:51Six thousand in total
04:02What's in your mouth, Chingum?
04:03What's mine?
04:04If someone gives me with love, I eat it
04:06What do you say?
04:09What do we do with him now?
04:10What do we do with him?
04:11Give him some space
04:12Poor people
04:13Look at them
04:14Look at their faces
04:15They'll be fine
04:17They're on the road
04:18You mind your own business
04:19Yes
04:20Ask for whatever you want
04:21Sir will give it to you
04:23If he doesn't, give it to your father
04:25Do one thing
04:26Give this six thousand to me
04:28I won't
04:29See?
04:30I won't
04:31If he doesn't, give it to your father
04:32Dad, give it to him, please
04:33Okay, here you go
04:34It's a loan
04:35Yes, it's a loan
04:37This three thousand is yours
04:39This three thousand is yours
04:40Give me your rent
04:41Here's my rent
04:42Laxman, do you see this?
04:43Yes, I do
04:44This is my three thousand
04:45See? I'm giving it to you
04:46Yes
04:47Count it
04:48What's there to count?
04:49I just counted it
04:50Uncle, count it upside down
04:52See if it's six thousand or not
05:05Satisfied?
05:06Satisfied
05:09Now see
05:10Where's your Chingum?
05:11Where's your Chingum?
05:13I'm a beggar
05:14If someone asks for something
05:15I'll give it to him
05:18Uncle
05:19Give me six thousand
05:21What six thousand?
05:22When I came here
05:23I gave you six thousand
05:25Yes
05:26As soon as you came
05:27You show him
05:28Uncle, I came and sat like this
05:30Look here
05:31I sat like this
05:32Then I stood up
05:33I took out money from my pocket
05:34And gave it to you
05:35Then you took it
05:36And then you spat on me
05:37Dad
05:38Give it to him
05:39Yes
05:40Take a good look
05:41It's done
05:43Let's go
05:44Goodbye
05:45Wait a minute
05:46Where's the six thousand you borrowed?
05:48I thought I was the smart one
05:50Uncle
05:51Make him a chartered accountant
05:52He's amazing
05:53See?
05:54Here
05:55Your six thousand
05:56Very good
05:57Thank you
05:58Now it's even
05:59I gave my loan
06:00You gave your loan
06:01They gave their rent
06:02You gave
06:03It's over
06:04Okay uncle
06:05Goodbye
06:06Wait a minute
06:07Wait a minute
06:08You paid off your loan
06:10Where's the rent?
06:11Uncle
06:12I just gave you the money
06:13I just came and gave it to you
06:14I even showed you the action replay
06:15Tell him
06:16You're confused
06:17I'm here
06:19So where's their rent?
06:21I just took a loan from Amjad
06:22And gave it to you
06:23Tell him
06:24I gave you three thousand
06:26You even counted the notes backwards
06:28I counted it for you
06:31I got the rent
06:32I got the loan
06:33Then why do I lack money?
06:35Not money
06:36You lack brains
06:37Aunty
06:38I'm glad you're here
06:39Or else
06:40They would've thrown mud at me
06:42They think I lie all the time
06:45Take your shirt off
06:46Aunty
06:47Listen to me
06:48Shut up
06:49Listen
06:50Why doesn't anyone talk to me politely?
06:52There's no respect in this house
06:53Goodbye
06:54Goodbye
06:55Amjad
06:56Stop the rickshaw
06:57Let's go to the volcano discotheque
06:59Volcano?
07:01Meghna threw a party
07:02She invited you
07:03I don't want to go to such places
07:04I'm not going
07:05Let's go Amjad
07:06I've heard a lot about those volcanoes
07:08100%
07:09Filmy people go there
07:10It's none of your business
07:12I don't want to go there
07:13I know why you don't want to go
07:15Why not?
07:16Because it's a complex
07:17You don't know how to dance
07:18You're a rickshaw driver
07:19You'll be a rickshaw driver
07:20I'm going
07:21Then go
07:22I'm going
07:23Then why don't you go?
07:24Why are you standing here?
07:25I'm going
07:26Then go
07:27Will you dance alone there?
07:28You need a partner
07:29I'll find a handsome guy there
07:31Let's go
07:32We should go too
07:34You have a partner
07:35You'll live with him
07:36What will I do alone?
07:37You can dance with Mahesh
07:38No
07:39People will think differently about me
07:41What will they think?
07:42I'm a boy
07:44Are you crazy?
07:47What's your name?
07:48Indu
07:50Indu, you're from the village, right?
07:51You must know how to dance
07:52You must be good at it
07:54You can be his partner
07:56Okay?
07:57Are you happy?
07:58You're so happy
08:00What about his room?
08:02I'll get it from my father-in-law
08:05What should I do?
08:07I don't understand
08:08I can't go alone
08:10I can't leave you
08:12You can take me with you
08:14What?
08:15Life is about helping each other