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00:00I don't know why, but this painting always makes me laugh.

00:16Punch, Judy, wrap it up.

00:18It'll look nice in the bathroom.

00:22Bathroom?

00:26I consider the bathroom more of a library than art gallery.

00:32Judy!

00:42Someone should frame that move, because it was a masterpiece.

00:47The kids are here, but where's the den mother?

00:53Hey!

00:55Have you seen my latest piece? It's called Bat Bits on Canvas.

01:52Oops, gotta run!

02:21Don't look at me like that, I'm going to be late!

02:52Looks like Joker's gonna need some new goons.

02:55See if you two can pick up his trail. I'll join you shortly.

02:58Where are you going?

03:00I have to deal with a whole other kind of craziness.

03:14Hurry, hurry, can't miss it!

03:18Yes!

03:19Here's Harley!

03:28Hiya, folks! Time for an hour of love and laughter with me, Dr. Harleen Quinzel!

03:39With Valentine's Day right around the corner, Harley's here with helpful advice. Talk to me.

03:46Hi, Harley. There's this girl I like.

03:49Three words, Romeo. Flowers, flowers, flowers. And never take no for an answer. Have a good'un, puddin'.

03:58What's your query, dearie?

04:00Dr. Quinzel, last week you told a girl named Monica to ignore her parents' wishes and go out with a guy named Stan.

04:06I remember. Two sweet, crazy kids in love.

04:10I'm Monica's mother! Where do you come off telling her?

04:15Sorry, folks. Just some nutcase. I told you to screen those calls.

04:21We'll be right back. Think loving thoughts!

04:28Pop psychology at its worst. That girl's theories are unfounded. Her professional manner's a joke, and her training, if any, is shoddy at best.

04:37I love this show! The girl's more screw-loose than me!

04:45Oh, Jimmy Herbert, network bigwig. What brings you to the set today? Let me guess, in search of fashion advice?

04:54Speaking of advice, what kind are you giving these people?

04:57Are you questioning me? Everyone who has an online degree in psychology, please raise your hand.

05:06Oh, okay. Then how about we let the professionals do their job? All right, hon?

05:11This show is supposed to help people. You've turned it into a circus.

05:15I know! And you want to talk circus? Wait till you see my Valentine's Day special.

05:21Look, there won't be a Valentine's Day special if you keep the...

05:24Oopsies! Gotta get back. Laters, Phil.

05:28Welcome back! I've got a real treat for you. An exclusive, very intimate one-on-one with Gotham's most elusive bachelor...

05:38Bruce Wayne!

05:43What's cookin', good-lookin'?

05:45Well, Dr. Quinzel...

05:48Call me Harley. Everyone does.

05:51Okay, Harley. I'd like to talk about the Wayne Foundation's charity drive for crime victims.

05:56Oh, civic-minded, too. But let's talk about your love life.

06:02Now, Harley, you promised I'd have a chance to promote the charity drive.

06:09We want the juice, Bruce.

06:12This is your secret life, Bruce Wayne!

06:17Whoa!

06:25Uh-oh.

06:26Bruce?

06:27Oh, yeah.

06:29You remember Kiki, don't you, Brucey?

06:35Well, she remembers you, and she's dishing the dirt!

06:40He's faced some pretty nasty sneak attacks, but nothing like this.

06:44We have to save him.

06:46It's too late, Robin. There's nothing we can do.

06:49So we're having an ice dinner, and suddenly he's all,

06:51I have to see to some important business.

06:53Out, Bruce Wayne runs, leaving me to pay the check.

06:59Oh, terrible. Just terrible.

07:04About time someone stuck into that rich oaf.

07:07How about we take some calls now?

07:13Hi, hi. You're on Heart to Heart with Harley.

07:16Evening, Harley. Mr. J here. Frequent watcher, frequent caller. Great show tonight.

07:21Mr. J, my favorite caller. Nice to hear from you again.

07:26I just wanted to say men like Bruce Wayne deserve to be baked into a giant pie,

07:30and then launched into the side of a building. Figuratively speaking, of course.

07:37Gotta say, your mind works in interesting ways, Mr. J.

07:41I've had enough of this. I'm out of here.

07:43Uh-oh. Hey! Hold your horses, Brucey. We're not done yet.

07:49Oh, yes you are. I'm sorry, Mr. Wayne.

07:51Neither this woman nor the show will ever trouble you again.

07:54You're no psychologist. You're a doctor.

07:57I'll never trouble you again. You're no psychologist. You're a joke.

08:01You're off the air.

08:08Oh, the poor kid. Yanked in mid-show. Should be an emotional wreck.

08:15Someone should take advantage of that.

08:28Face it, Holly. No one's ever going to take you seriously as a psychologist.

08:34They just can't see past my playful exterior.

08:39Story of my life.

08:46Hello?

08:47Dr. Quinzel? Forgive the intrusion, but I just had to meet you.

08:52I'm your number one fan.

08:58I'm Mr. J.

09:10Must admit, I'm surprised that you wanted to hang out.

09:16Most ladies would find my lifestyle eccentric.

09:19Oh, I may act goofy on TV, but I'm still a doctor.

09:23Extreme personalities intrigue me, and an extreme personality like yours

09:27might be the ticket to getting back my old show and maybe finally some respect.

09:33Oh, so you're springing old Mr. J. along just to write some tell-all book?

09:38I'll split the profits with you 50-50.

09:43You've got Moxie!

09:46I feed Moxie to the hyenas.

09:50Snitch!

09:56You're good.

09:58Now, what do you say we sit down and, you know, have a heart-to-heart with Holly?

10:05Huh?

10:06I don't know.

10:08I don't know.

10:10I don't know.

10:12I don't know.

10:14I don't know.

10:16Sit down with Holly.

10:19Huh?

10:22Oh, where do I begin?

10:26I guess for as long as I remember, I always wanted to make people laugh.

10:32I see.

10:40The neighbors say they saw the doctor leave freely with Mr. J.

10:43Wonder what he could want with her?

10:45He saw a vulnerable person he could manipulate.

10:47Someone good for a few laughs until he got bored.

10:50And join us again next week when Batman analyzes the Freudian implications of Penguin's Umbrella.

10:59It's bad enough the network said I wasn't a real psychologist!

11:04It said I was a joke!

11:07I happen to like jokes.

11:10Besides, there are worse names.

11:12I know, I've been called them.

11:15Guess we have a few things in common, huh?

11:22You know what two sad sacks like us need?

11:25A knight on the town!

11:27I don't know, that seems awfully unprofessional.

11:31Consider it research for your book.

11:33But what if...

11:34You're seen associating with a certified criminal whack job?

11:37Associating with a certified criminal whack job?

11:41A costume!

11:43That way no one will know it's you!

11:47Ha ha!

12:02Harleen Quinzel becomes Harley Quinn!

12:16Harleen Quinzel becomes Harley Quinn!

12:47I don't care who thinks we're silly!

12:49You be Daffy and I'll be Denny!

12:51We'll order up two bowls of jenny!

12:53Set the woods on fire!

12:56La la la la la la la la la la...

13:14I don't care who thinks we're silly!

13:16You be Daffy and I'll be Denny!

13:18We'll order up two bowls of jenny!

13:20Set the woods on fire!

13:25No riders!

13:47Huh? What was that?

13:49Hey folks! Don't mind us!

13:53Some fun, eh kid?

13:54Has anyone ever survived tonight out with you?

13:57There's a first time for everything!

14:02Leave him alone!

14:10Dr. Quinzel?

14:13Call me Harley Quinn!

14:16What are you doing? Joker's a psychopath!

14:19Better than what you are! A third wheel!

14:25Hold this for me, will you?

14:26Thanks!

14:29Use our floor!

14:36Fear not! Salvation is at hand!

14:43A little trick I borrowed from Penguin. Remind me to send him a fish.

14:55Huh?

15:05Authorities are at a loss to explain how the diamond was stolen from the high security vault and a police investigation is underway.

15:12In other news, there is still no official word on the bizarre transformation of Dr. Harleen Quinzel.

15:18Huh?

15:19According to eyewitness accounts, the doctor has been sporting a new look while keeping time with Gotham's most wanted wacko.

15:26Noted TV psychologist Elliot Blaine offered this observation.

15:30It's no surprise that Dr. Quinzel jumped the track.

15:34She was a sad, needy person who tried to fill the void in her own soul by dispensing superficial relationship advice to others.

15:43What?!

15:44I'll have a full profile of Dr. Quinzel tonight on my primetime special.

15:55You big phony! That was supposed to be my valentine special!

16:02Happy Valentine's Day, kid! I brought you something.

16:06What?!

16:15Pretty.

16:17I wanted to give you a present for all the fun we've been having. What is it that you want?

16:24That's what I want! To get even with those jerks! I was trying to help people and now I'm a bad guy?!

16:31More of an accomplice, actually.

16:37They should all suffer.

16:41Sounds like a hoot!

16:45What we have with Harleen Quinzel is a textbook case of a woman deluded by a fantasy image of herself as a healer and caregiver.

16:55Hey, Doc! I got a textbook case for ya!

17:00Oh!

17:07Hi, hi, Gotham! Polly's back for her special farewell show!

17:13Oh!

17:32Keep your seats, people! The little lady's just warming up!

17:38Aw, that's right, Puddin'. I'm going to set the record straight! Then finish my broadcasting career with a big bang!

17:50Let's go.

17:51What? We can't wait for the commercial?

17:57So, you didn't like my show?

18:02Well, try this one!

18:08When animals attack people I hate! It's a comedy!

18:19You're cancelled. Again.

18:37Aw, thanks, sweetie! Now drag her outside and joke-a-gas her or something!

18:42You? Ordering me around? Don't go too far. I've indulged you only because it amused me!

18:50Yes, sir!

18:54You little imp! I could never stay mad at you!

19:03Uh-oh.

19:07Ah!

19:13Don't move.

19:15Very funny.

19:19You bats won't pull the plug on my special!

19:28What have you done?

19:30They sent me down in flames, so I'm returning the favor!

19:38There are three more bombs planted around this building. Once they go, all Gotham Broadcasting comes tumbling down!

19:46Show the man, Harley!

19:52Not gonna happen.

20:04I'm okay. Help the audience.

20:08Whoa!

20:18This way, people!

20:24Time to make tracks, boys!

20:32So long, little Harley Quinn! It's been fun!

20:38No!

20:58The Joker doesn't care about anyone but himself. He never has, and he never will.

21:03You'd think a psychologist'd know better.

21:07I don't think so.

21:19Huh?

21:23Huh?

21:30Hey!

21:37Hey!

22:07Hey!

22:08Hey!

22:10Hey!

THE Batman - S04 E10 - Two of a Kind (720p - HMax Web-DL)

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