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00:00You see, even today in Pakistan, most of the decisions are made by Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah.

00:10A girl said, last week I got a proposal, I used to work in the building, I refused.

00:14I said, why? She said, I used to abuse my husband.

00:19They say, it's a good thing to have sharp eyes.

00:21It's a good thing to have sharp eyes.

00:23But it shouldn't be so sharp that the woman sitting in front of you is forced to fix her dupatta.

00:31Tell me one thing, have you ever asked a beautiful girl,

00:35that I will take you out of the narrow streets of Tik Tok and take you in the open fashion of Whatsapp?

00:42I wanted to ask that we fight the trucks of boys, so do the trolleys of girls also fight?

00:51What is the reality of our society?

00:53In our society, if a girl's character is bad, then no one marries her.

00:57And if a boy's character is bad, then if you get him married, it will be fine.

01:04You know what, I say, if you want to succeed, then work hard.

01:07If you don't fulfill your dreams, then someone else will keep you on salary and fulfill your dreams.

01:18You look like a very smart man.

01:20Tell me, the broom in the things that bow down, is still on the second number.

01:28Two weeks ago, she went to a fake Baba and said,

01:30Baba, my husband doesn't come home.

01:32Baba is saying, you are telling this problem, you are giving this invitation.

01:39But I want to say one thing on this serious note.

01:41The one who raises his hand on a woman is the one who does not raise anything other than his hand.

01:48Okay, you know, the brake in the cars is still on the second number.

01:52What is on the first number?

01:53The first number is gear.

01:58Okay, you know, the tap is still on the second number to remove water from the back.

02:02What is on the first number?

02:03Fawara.

02:08One of my friends was so stingy, believe me.

02:10My stingy friend was passing by the road, suddenly a thorn pricked his foot.

02:13He said, thank God I didn't wear slippers, otherwise there would have been a hole in it.

02:21You know, if the world's worst man praises a woman,

02:25the woman will say that the scoundrel is a liar, but he is telling the truth.

02:31There is a hidden truth.

02:32What?

02:33The neighbor's children are hungry, no one knows.

02:35But everyone knows where the neighbor's daughter is going.

02:40Sir, I have a question.

02:41It is said that a person has 206 bones in his body.

02:43But at night, a man has 207 bones.

02:46What is the matter?

02:47No, you don't have it, that's why you didn't get married.

02:49No, a lot of people do magic, they sleep with the car.