Selamsız's Band | show | 1987 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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Selamsiz (wich means 'no greeting') is a small town in Anatolia. The town has a lot of problems but noone from governmen | dHNfWEFGSDNjczg4ZXc

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00:00That's sarcasm.

00:04Using irony to convey contempt?

00:06Are you trying to drive me crazy?

00:08No. What did I say?

00:10I will poke you in your scar tissue if you even touch the up arrow.

00:14What's the most common ailment? Your fun facts?

00:18Okay, so while you guys are figuring that out...

00:20It's not funny, Maura. It's no.

00:22Are you hearing voices, too?

00:24Uh, yes. I have a know-it-all in my ear.

00:26Okay, we'll throw you both a parade later.

00:28Oh, my God. I'm so excited. I might need a paper bag.

00:31You know, I hate it when we like the same guy.

00:33No longer.

00:34What?

00:35You look like you slipped under an overpass.

00:37How are you still single?

00:38That was awkward.

00:39You think?

00:40Shut up.

00:41Seriously?

00:42Not you.

00:43Well, what is it, then, Dr. Smarty Pants?

00:45We're best friends.

00:46Yes, but I'm interesting.

00:49You're ruining a national pastime. Let go. Let go.

00:53Look, I brought you presents.

00:54It's belly fat.

00:55I don't think he's worried about his cholesterol level, Maura.

00:58Are we in the same conversation?

01:00Yes.

01:02It's not funny.

01:03Okay.

01:04How do we not know this?

01:05Don't touch.

01:06Good one, Maura.

01:08You don't hate me?

01:09No, I saw you.

01:10Just kidding.

01:11If you're trying to bore me to death, it's working.

01:13I'm waiting for an apology.

01:14Have a seat. You'll be waiting a long time.

01:16Would you like some quinoa, kale, and yam?

01:18Sure, when I'm a contestant on Survivor.

01:20Oh, my God, you're flirting over a dead body.

01:23When else am I going to do it?

01:24Just another day at the office, huh?

01:26Not every hooker has a heart of gold, all right, sister?

01:29I'd love to hear about that.

01:30When we're really old.

01:31Oh, look at you, going all trailer trash, snooky.

01:36You're not nearly as awful in person.

01:38Yeah.

01:39What?

01:40Take off your shirt.

01:41Okay, now I know you suffered a head injury.

01:42What is the big whoop?

01:43Did you just say, what's the big whoop?

01:45I'm going to say it all the time now.

01:46What's the big whoop?

01:47What's the big whoop?

01:48What's the big whoop?

01:49Make it stop.

01:50Okay, you know what?

01:51You are officially ridiculous.

01:52Uh, thanks.

01:53Later that same day.

01:55The SR6 gene.

01:57Oh, the SR6 gene.

01:59Bummer.

02:00You have dark circles under your eyes.

02:01Are you not sleeping again?

02:02Thank you.

02:03You look nice, too.

02:04It takes longer when you make jokes.

02:05I would poke my eyes out with a scalpel if I didn't make jokes.

02:12Okay, okay, sheesh.

Selamsız's Band | show | 1987 | Official Trailer

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