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00:00It's Abba Cat with his ABC, a magic house on CITV.

00:10See the spooks of Bottle Bay, watch Rustman and Cheesy play, having fun on CITV.

00:20Hello folks, it's Tuesday. You know what to do by now. On your marks, get set, go!

00:26Are you ready? Steady, one, two, three!

00:30Gigglish all sorts, what's happening today?

00:36Gigglish all sorts, who's coming out to play?

00:42There's Jiffy and JJ and Bonzo and Box. Is everybody here?

00:46No, there's someone we forgot.

00:48Gigglish all sorts.

00:50Hey, Baldi!

00:52Is someone calling me?

00:54Are you ready? Steady, one, two, three!

00:56Gigglish all sorts!

01:12Must have sought that donkey out this morning.

01:18Very quiet though.

01:20Where's Jiffy?

01:22I haven't seen him since the post came and he rushed upstairs like a frightened rabbit.

01:26That's odd.

01:30Not really. He's had a letter from his Aunt Jemima and believe me, she's enough to frighten anyone.

01:36Listen to this. I'm sure we can find ways of making you look less scruffy so that you'll be able to find yourself a job.

01:46A job?

01:48Meanwhile, I think you should start by having a jolly good bath when you come to my house.

01:52As I think there must be something wrong with yours.

01:54You obviously never use it.

01:56Till Tuesday afternoon then, TTFN.

02:00What's that? TTF? Oh, I know.

02:02Ta-ta for now.

02:04From Aunt Jemima.

02:06A job?

02:08What do I want me one of them for?

02:10I'm far too busy.

02:12Busy reading my comics.

02:14The Annoying Box.

02:16I'm not having a bath.

02:18Nothing is getting me in the bath.

02:20Here or Aunt Jemima's.

02:22No way!

02:30Mind you, Aunt Jemima can be pretty insistent.

02:34I know.

02:38Just give me a face a little wipe.

02:40That should keep her quiet for our visit.

02:42I've got a very busy morning.

02:44I've got a singing lesson in half an hour.

02:46And then later on I'm teaching Dr. Brush's boy, Lou.

02:48Lou Brush.

02:50And I've got, let me see.

02:52Oh yes, I've got Mrs. Burrows coming with her angora rabbit to be looked after this morning.

02:58And then I've got to pick up Sam Thomas' pet alligator from the vets.

03:02A rabbit and an alligator?

03:04I'm sure they'll get on like a house on fire.

03:06I'll keep them separate, silly.

03:08Alligators can get a bit snappy.

03:10Alligators can get a bit snappy.

03:12Even when they're not being very well.

03:14Well, this won't get the baby bathed.

03:16Let's go to it.

03:18Baby?

03:20You're not looking after one of them, are you, Bonzo?

03:22It's just an expression box.

03:24Oh no, I've forgotten to shave.

03:26Can't be scruffy when I'm working.

03:28Well, don't be long, please.

03:30I have to take a shower before my first pupil arrives.

03:32It's very important to look one's best if you're an artist like me.

03:36Yeah, well, the bathroom's the last place I'd go to make myself feel my best.

03:40What's wrong with a bit of soap and water?

03:42Oh, nothing, if you're human.

03:44But it's different for us boxes.

03:46No, why?

03:48Have you ever tried to pick up a soggy box, JJ?

03:50A box that's been in the bath?

03:52It usually...

03:56...falls to bits.

03:58Look, I don't want to talk about it, okay?

04:07What are you doing, you great lummox?

04:10That's not a towel!

04:12Sorry, Bonzo, I could have sworn there was a door there a few seconds ago.

04:14There was, I mean...

04:16Well, there is.

04:18Oh, just stop it.

04:20Anyway, what are you doing in here?

04:22You never normally come into the bathroom.

04:24This is why.

04:26She has sent for me.

04:28And when she wants to see you, you had better be prepared, as you well know.

04:32Too right, Jiffy.

04:34Too right, Jiffy.

04:36And you've come here to have a shower

04:38instead of having to take one at Aunt Jemima's, then?

04:40Shower?

04:42Certainly not.

04:44Wash my face, and that's as far as I'm going.

04:46Well, I think you'll be lucky

04:48if a clean face is enough to stop

04:50Aunt Jemima's schemes for you.

04:52You know she can be very thorough.

04:54Yes, but surely...

04:56For instance,

04:58if you were to show me your hands now,

05:00could you be sure that they'd pass

05:02Aunt Jemima's clean-as-a-new-pin test?

05:06Pretty sure, yes.

05:08All right, then. Let's see them.

05:10Um...

05:12There you are, Jiffy.

05:14Those fingernails

05:16haven't seen a scrubbing brush in ages.

05:18Bonzo!

05:20Are you out of the bathroom yet?

05:22It's getting late.

05:24No, I really don't think

05:26you'll get away with hands like that, you know.

05:28Oh, dear, better let my hands come to that.

05:30My advice to you, Jiffy,

05:32is to bother with the...

05:34Bonzo, get off my gown!

05:36No, Jiffy, Jiffy.

05:38Oh, I bet that's rubbed you up the wrong way.

05:40I'll rub you out, both of you, in a minute.

05:42Look, frankly, I don't know what sort of meeting's

05:44going on in here, and I frankly don't care, but...

05:46Ah!

05:48What's this washing doing in the bath?

05:50Look, if you'd just allow me to have a shave...

05:52I don't want to have a shave!

05:54No, I can't have a shave!

05:56I'm going to...

05:58Listen to them.

06:00I think that goes to prove my point.

06:02It's a troublesome place,

06:04that bathroom.

06:06If you're a human, I can tell you

06:08of a certain place

06:10where you can go to clean your teeth

06:12or even wash your face.

06:14You can comb your hair and make it neat,

06:16sing in the shower or wash your feet,

06:18but beware if you're a box,

06:20you'll be in for many shots in the bathroom.

06:22A bathroom has a place

06:24in nearly every human home.

06:26Bonzo's up there shaving

06:28with a razor and some foam.

06:30Jiffy's washing clothes in the bathroom too,

06:32but the best in the bath, Jiffy, not the loo.

06:34Ask me if I'd ever go

06:36up those stairs and I'd say no

06:38to the bathroom.

06:40Change of key, please.

06:42Ah!

06:44But the bathroom's always wet.

06:46There's a lot of water there.

06:48It's a thing a box can't get.

06:50It's a thing a box can't get.

06:52She must always have a care.

06:54As a floppy piece of cardboard,

06:56I would not be any good.

06:58So I warn you, please be careful.

07:00Don't stay longer than you should

07:02in the bathroom,

07:04in the bathroom.

07:08Look, chaps, I don't care what either of you do later,

07:10but I need a shower now.

07:12As you can see, I'm all foamed up

07:14for a nice shave, so if you just

07:16let me finish, then I'll be out.

07:18Hey, guys, Aunt Jemima calls

07:20and I've got to get ready.

07:22JJ, get away from that shower.

07:24I shan't.

07:26You can have one later, JJ.

07:28Never mind later. If either of you can step nearer,

07:30I'm going to turn this thing on.

07:32JJ, don't be a fool. Drop the shower.

07:34JJ!

07:36Ah!

07:38Ah!

07:40That'll be the borough's angora rabbit.

07:42More likely my best pupil.

07:44And look at me. I'm soaked.

07:48All right, all right, I'll go.

07:50At least I know no one's coming round

07:52for me at this time in the morning.

07:54You'll see.

07:56Look at my best pupil.

08:06Good morning, Jiffy.

08:08I expect you're surprised to see me.

08:10Aunt Jemima?

08:12Yeah, you could say that.

08:14Well, I wouldn't be here, only my plumbing's gone completely to pot.

08:16The central heating's off and the hot water's gone cold.

08:18So finally I thought, why don't I come and see Jiffy?

08:20See his bathroom.

08:22Make sure he's using it properly

08:24and possibly use it myself.

08:26Um, well...

08:28Well what?

08:30Oh, have you got a kiss for your Aunt Jemima?

08:32Um...

08:40Ah!

08:46Ah!

08:58Ah!

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