Full Episode Of Allsorts From 1992

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00:00He quickly pushed his way past her.

00:05I need bananas and I need them now.

00:09Banana Bill jumped into the space rocket and took off, waving an angry fist at his poor old Ma below.

00:15But when Banana Bill reached the moon, what a surprise he had.

00:21There were no bananas.

00:24There was nothing but rocks and dust and mountains.

00:28He was furious.

00:30I want...

00:33He shouted, but no one could hear him.

00:37Wait till I get home, he fumed.

00:40But then he had another surprise.

00:42Because the space rocket had run out of fuel.

00:45His cunning old Ma had put in only enough petrol for one flight.

00:50And Banana Bill was trapped and he could shout all he liked, but there was nothing he could do.

00:57He shouted and shouted at the distant earth and for all we know he shouts to this day.

01:01And as for Banana Bill's mum, well she had a lovely, peaceful life.

01:05Sometimes a neighbour would say,

01:07Whatever happened to that strange son of yours?

01:10And Banana Bill's mum would answer,

01:12Oh, he went to live in Ipswich.

01:16And then she'd stroll back inside the house and laugh the place down.

01:22Oh, thanks Jiffy, that was lovely.

01:25Feeling better?

01:26A bit.

01:27Slowly.

01:28You know, when you're feeling ill, this is the best place to be.

01:32Surrounded by your favourite things and your best friends.

01:36Oh, what a nice thing to say.

01:40Both my special friends are here with me.

01:46And all those very precious things are where I want them to be.

01:52They're by my side, with me every day.

01:57When I'm feeling ill, I know they're never far away.

02:05When it's cold outside at the end of the day.

02:11When the sun disappears, just slowly fades away.

02:17It's time, cosy and warm,

02:23To cuddle up and snuggle up with all those things we love.

02:35Everyone has special friends, some new, some old.

02:40And all those very precious things to hug and to hold

02:46They're by their side, with them every day.

02:51When we're feeling ill, we know they're never far away.

02:59When it's cold outside at the end of the day.

03:05When the sun disappears, just slowly fades away.

03:11It's time, cosy and warm,

03:17To cuddle up and snuggle up with all those things we love.

03:42Cold as night.

03:44Recognised devil fish.

03:48But in fact, the giant octopus is a creature far removed from the monster of legend.

03:53It is intelligent, emotional and inquisitive.

03:56And although a deadly hunter, can display a sensitivity that is quite extraordinary.

04:01The devil fish. Wildlife on 1. Tomorrow at 8 on BBC1.

04:11Coming up.

04:14Good morning. I could just see you there, round the side of this card or above it.

04:18Welcome to the Birthday Club once again.

04:20As you can see, the cards appear to be getting bigger as the days go by this week.

04:24And, who are...

04:27Is that a dinosaur? Very nice.

04:29Must have been a heavy night for you last night.

04:31This is a very special dinosaur in fact, called Apatiosaurus.

04:34Boom, boom.

04:35Wishing a happy 4th birthday to Christopher Wall.

04:38And there he is with his big sister Elizabeth, aged 6.

04:40We can stay on that and see baby sister Susanna, who is 11 months.

04:43And as you can see, she's already tucking in to the birthday ice cream.

04:46But mum and dad stay, don't worry Chris.

04:48There's plenty more where that came from for your party later on this afternoon.

04:51So enjoy that.

04:52Enormous car must have taken a lot of time and effort. Well done.

04:55Hey, that big dinosaur Quentin.

04:57Do you think he saw us?

04:59Boom, boom.

05:00Children's BBC, we bring you the corniest gags.

05:03Oh yes.

05:04Now this is her birthday cake. Come on team.

05:07Happy birthday dear David.

05:11David, we rehearsed this.

05:18Don't give up your day job.

05:21David Paddock, I do apologise.

05:23But have a lovely 3rd birthday today nevertheless.

05:26Lots of love from your mum and dad.

05:28And there you are with your baby sister Jessica.

05:33Oh dear, oh dear.

05:34There you go.

05:36Right, now I'm going to show you 3 cards in a line now.

05:39And just have a look and see if you see a link between them.

05:43There's one.

05:44Okay, nice card.

05:46In a rowing boat.

05:47There's another.

05:50Are you getting it now?

05:51See there's 2 in a row.

05:54You're not are you? Hang on.

05:56But this will give it away.

05:58Do you recognise this person?

06:00Joshua Litson.

06:01Excuse me.

06:02Joshua Litson, a very happy 3rd birthday.

06:04He lives in Twyford in Berkshire and loves Ed and Pingo.

06:07I'll pass it on.

06:08Lots of love from all your family.

06:10Apparently mum spent loads of time.

06:11She missed out doing the ironing to make those birthday cards.

06:13So have a lovely birthday and enjoy this.

06:15Play David.

06:17It's a play bus.

06:20But where does it go?

06:23Where does it stop?

06:25Watch for the sign of the lollipop.

06:35Stop.

06:38It's the roundabout stop.

07:04Hello there.

07:05Welcome to the roundabout stop.

07:09Aren't you going to say anything Rosie?

07:11Come on, everyone's here now.

07:14Sorry about this.

07:15Rosie doesn't seem to want to say anything today.

07:18Are you feeling all right Rosie?

07:23I'm fine.

07:24I'm fine.

07:25I'm fine.

07:26I'm fine.

07:27I'm fine.

07:28I'm fine.

07:29I'm fine.

07:30I'm fine.

07:31I'm fine.

07:32I'm fine.

07:34Oh dear.

07:35Are you feeling ill?

07:39If you're not feeling ill I wonder what it can be.

07:41Are you just a bit sad?

07:45Well if you're feeling a bit down in the mouth

07:47we'll have to think of something to start cheering you up won't we?

07:51There's no suppose about it.

07:53By the end of this puzzle we're going to have you smiling.

07:56Even if we have to throw a party.

07:58Let's have a look at the clues.

07:59That might help to cheer her up.

08:04So we've got a five pound note.

08:06Are we going to get rich in this puzzle Rosie?

08:09Oh dear.

08:10And a jar of honey.

08:12Do you know any songs with a five pound note with some honey in?

08:16And look at this.

08:18A tree.

08:19What's that hanging from it?

08:22Is it an oak tree Rosie?

08:26Oh dear.

08:27There's no pleasing her today.

08:28Mr Jolly, I know exactly what sort of tree that is.

08:31How can you?

08:32You don't know anything about trees.

08:34No, not most trees.

08:35But I think I know about this one.

08:37What is it then clever clock?

08:39Alright you two.

08:40Oh dear.

08:41I don't know what's wrong with everybody today.

08:43What sort of tree is it then Morris?

08:44Come on.

08:45I'll show you.

08:52Well?

08:53Well look at that thing hanging from the branch.

08:55What is it Morris?

08:56It's a gong.

08:58A gong on a tree?

08:59That's the whole point.

09:01Take this Mr Jolly and hit the gong.

09:05Alright then Morris.

09:06Here we go.

09:08See?

09:09It goes bong.

09:10So, this is a bong tree.

09:13A bong tree?

09:14A bong tree?

09:19Oh a bong tree.

09:20Well done Morris.

09:21Mind you it doesn't help me with the puzzle much.

09:24Have you got any ideas yet?

09:28Oh, here comes something else.

09:32Hello there.

09:33What have you got there?

09:34It's your next clue Mr Jolly.

09:35It's a little green boat.

09:37Do you like it Rosie?

09:40Oh, I think she's still feeling a little bit sad.

09:42Aww.

09:43Can anyone think of a way of cheering her up?

09:45How about a song about a boat?

09:47Good idea.

09:48Let's fix this on.

09:51So, a song about a boat.

09:53Listen to this one Rosie.

09:55Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.

09:59Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.

10:02Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.

10:06Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.

10:10Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.

10:13Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.

10:15Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.

10:19Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.

10:21Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.

10:23Oh, bye then.

10:24See you all later.

10:25Bye Mr Jolly.

10:26Bye.

10:27Did you like that Rosie?

10:29Poor Rosie.

10:30It's terrible when you're feeling a bit depressed.

10:33I'm going to need a bit of help on this one.

10:35Who do I know that could help cheer her up?

10:40What was that?

10:44There it was again. Did you see that?

10:46Oh, Rosie, Rosie, come round with me.

10:50I'll sing you a song from Italy.

10:54So come round with me.

11:02That's Alessandro from...

11:04Oh, that means that Paul's going to be here somewhere.

11:06Well, hey.

11:07Oh, hello Paul.

11:08Hello, I'm Palmarocco, great foot juggler.

11:11Paul, Rosie's feeling a bit depressed.

11:13You couldn't help cheer her up a bit, could you?

11:15Gee, I'd cheer up Rosie.

11:17You stand back and I'm going to make Rosie very happy.

11:20Oh, great.

11:25Come on.

11:38Come on.

11:42Come on.

11:51Come on.

11:54Come on.

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