মরদকে পাঠায় কেরালায় পিরিত করছে নিরালায় || New Purulia Comedy 2022 || Kalachand Fakachand Purulia

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00:00Namaskar!

00:02Everyone, listen!

00:04Our chief,

00:06Mr. Pradhan,

00:08has called a vote for you.

00:10Everyone,

00:12you all

00:14must vote for the chief.

00:16Everyone must vote for him.

00:18The chief

00:20will give you a pass.

00:26The chief will see everyone

00:28and give you a pass.

00:30Our house is on fire.

00:32The house is on fire.

00:34Your daughter-in-law and mother

00:36are dead.

00:40Your mother,

00:42your daughter-in-law are dead.

00:44Only your mother is alive.

00:46Our mother,

00:48the chief's mother,

00:50my mother,

00:52our chief,

00:54is alive.

00:56Our chief

00:58will give you

01:00two lakh rupees.

01:02Two lakh rupees?

01:04Let's go.

01:08Chief!

01:12Wait, I'll speak.

01:14Speak, speak.

01:16Namaskar!

01:20Our house is on fire.

01:22Our house is on fire.

01:24Your daughter-in-law and mother are dead.

01:26Your mother,

01:28our chief's mother,

01:30my mother,

01:32your mother,

01:34your daughter-in-law

01:36are dead.

01:38Our house,

01:40your wife,

01:42our chief's wife,

01:44your wife,

01:46my wife,

01:48Scoundrel!

01:50Scoundrel!

01:52Hit him!

01:54Hit him!

01:56Hit him!

01:58Hit him!

02:00Hit him!

02:02Hit him!

02:04They're stopping us.

02:06They've tied us up.

02:08Hey!

02:10We're tied up, right?

02:12Yes.

02:14Is anyone coming?

02:16Let's go.

02:28Hey, little girl!

02:30Come here.

02:46What are you doing?

02:48What else can I do?

02:50I'm asking you, but you're not listening.

02:52What else can I do with you?

02:54All you do is

02:56talk to me.

02:58What else can I do with you?

03:00What?

03:02How much have I given you?

03:04How much?

03:06What have you given me?

03:08Today, yesterday, today,

03:10I didn't give you anything.

03:12Don't talk nonsense.

03:14My house is broken.

03:16I've got a new house.

03:18Today, I've brought

03:20a good thing for you.

03:22Good thing?

03:24Look at this.

03:26I've brought

03:28dates.

03:30Dates?

03:32Yes, dates.

03:34Don't talk nonsense.

03:36Taste it.

03:38It's very sweet.

03:40Very sweet?

03:42What is he doing?

03:44He's making a fool out of me.

03:46He's making a fool out of me.

03:50I'll record it on my mobile

03:52and show it to his wife.

03:54I'll show it to his wife.

03:56I'll show it to his wife.

03:58I'll show it to his wife.

04:06Are you serious?

04:08Yes, I'm serious.

04:10I won't eat it.

04:12Give it to me.

04:14Give it to me.

04:16Eat it.

04:20It's very sweet, isn't it?

04:22It's very sweet.

04:24It's very sweet.

04:26It's very sweet.

04:38What's that?

04:40You've made a fool out of me.

04:42You're a dog.

04:44Dad,

04:46can you see my brother?

04:48What should I do now?

04:50Can you see my brother?

04:52Go away.

04:54Go away.

04:56Listen to me.

04:58Go away.

05:00Go away.

05:02You sent your husband to Kerala

05:04and now you're in love with a girl.

05:06Go away.

05:08You can't love anyone.

05:10Go away.

05:12Go away.

05:14You can't love anyone.

05:16You're having fun with other people's wives.

05:18You're having fun with other people's wives.

05:20I'll tell your wife.

05:22I'll tell your wife.

05:24Will you tell my wife?

05:26Yes.

05:28What did you see?

05:30Will you tell my wife?

05:32No, I won't.

05:34You're having fun with other people's wives.

05:36You're having fun with other people's wives.

05:38No, I won't.

05:40No, I won't.

05:42He was talking like this.

05:44He was talking like this.

05:46He's so old

05:48and he's having fun with other people's wives.

05:50I'll kill you.

05:52I'll kill you.

05:54I didn't do anything.

05:56I didn't do anything.

05:58He was talking like this.

06:00I recorded everything on my phone.

06:02I recorded everything on my phone.

06:04What?

06:06You recorded everything on your phone?

06:08I'll kill you.

06:10He was talking like this.

06:12I didn't do anything.

06:14You didn't do anything.

06:16What about the date?

06:18He's old.

06:20Yes.

06:22When the time comes,

06:24I'll give you a big dialogue.

06:26I'll give you a big dialogue.

06:28I'll give you a big dialogue.

06:30I'll give you

06:32a house.

06:34I'll give you a house.

06:36I'll give you a house.

06:38I'll kill you.

06:40I didn't do anything.

06:42Shut up.

06:44You're a rascal.

06:46Shut up.

06:50I'll give you a house.

06:52What?

06:54I'll give you everything.

06:56I'll kill you.

07:00Are you done?

07:04My prestige will fall down.

07:08Enough.

07:10This is the end of our friendship.

07:12You will not tell my wife.

07:15Will you give me 100,000 rupees this evening?

07:18Will you give me 100,000 rupees this evening?

07:19100,000 rupees?

07:20Yes.

07:21How can I give you so much money?

07:23If you give me, I will tell you.

07:25If you don't give me, I will kill you.

07:26No, no, no, no.

07:28You will not tell my wife.

07:30I will tell her.

07:32Will you tell her?

07:34But listen.

07:35You are asking for 100,000 rupees, right?

07:37I will give you.

07:38I will give you.

07:39You will give me in the evening.

07:41I will give you.

07:42I am telling you.

07:43I will give you in the evening.

07:44If you give me, I will tell you.

07:47You will not tell me.

07:48If you give me 100,000 rupees?

07:49No, no, no.

07:50I am telling you.

07:51I will give you.

07:52You are lying.

07:55I am a good man.

07:57You are a coward.

07:58You are a dog.

08:00Take it.

08:01I am a dog.

08:02100,000 rupees.

08:04In the evening.

08:05Otherwise,

08:07I will kill you.

08:08You will not tell my wife.

08:10I will kill you.

08:11No, no, no.

08:12I will not tell her.

08:13Shut up.

08:14I will kill you.

08:26What are you doing here?

08:30I am going to worship Lord Shiva.

08:32Worship Lord Shiva?

08:33What is it?

08:34You tell me.

08:35What is it?

08:37Who is it?

08:38You tell me.

08:40Do you girls worship Lord Shiva for this?

08:44Lord Shiva has a moon on his head.

08:47If you cross the line, you can watch serials.

08:51That is why Lord Shiva worships.

08:53And?

08:54And?

08:55Lord Shiva has a moon on his head.

08:57Ganga is there.

08:58It will not be difficult to bring water.

09:01And?

09:02And?

09:03Lord Shiva does not have to pay.

09:05If you grow up like Lord Shiva,

09:07you will not have to pay.

09:12And?

09:13And?

09:14Imagine.

09:15You are a mountain.

09:16I am a mountain.

09:18I am a chili.

09:19You are a juice.

09:22Imagine.

09:24I am a monkey.

09:26You are a monkey.

09:28I am a human.

09:29You are a dog.

09:31Go, son of a big man.

09:33Why do you have a face?

09:35You will not come with me.

09:37You will have to walk with me.

09:39Many types of guys are played by women.

09:43Many types of guys are played by women.

09:46This time you will be eaten by a woman.

09:50This time you will be eaten by a woman.

10:00Oh, my God!

10:04Mukhpoora, you are a bad influence on my daughter.

10:09Hey, what are you doing?

10:12What are you doing?

10:14What are you doing to my daughter?

10:16Hey, you!

10:18Who are you?

10:20Who are you?

10:22I will kill you.

10:24Who are you?

10:26Who are you?

10:29Where do you want me to kill you?

10:31I want you to slap him.

10:32Who are you?

10:35Who are you?

10:37Come and get me.

10:40Hay!

10:42Who are you?

10:43Listen to me.

10:45Who are you?

10:48Who are you?

10:51You cheat!

10:53Stop it.

10:56Oh

11:26Hey

11:56Huh

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