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00:00It's going to be the best Christmas pageant ever.

00:03That's a pageant I'd like to see.

00:10Don't miss out. The annual Christmas pageant tickets are on sale now.

00:14They're advertising it on TV now?

00:16The pageant is an especially big deal this year. It's the 75th anniversary.

00:22I want to give special mention to Grace for volunteering to direct it.

00:27You did what?

00:28Oh no. Did somebody die?

00:31It's worse than that, son.

00:32It's going to be the best Christmas pageant ever.

00:36Oh no, it's the Hermanns. Now.

00:42The Hermanns are absolutely the worst kids in the history of the world.

00:46What'd they do now, dear? Break another window?

00:50Is that something on fire?

00:52Steal your lunch and then punch you for not having any candy?

00:57No, even worse.

00:59We're going to be in your Bible play.

01:02Herdmans in church.

01:04Oh boy.

01:06We take the pageant seriously.

01:08It's about community and tradition.

01:11What do you all suggest? That I kick the Herdmans out of the church?

01:14Yes.

01:15I want to be Mary and Ralph wants to be Joe.

01:18And the angel of the Lord?

01:21Ow!

01:26The Herdmans shouldn't be here.

01:28They're a poor influence.

01:30You don't look like any Mary I've seen before.

01:33Don't touch him!

01:35I'm happy to take over the part at any time.

01:37I can't just kick him out.

01:40I thought you all might be interested in one of my stuffs.

01:43You never told me you visited the Herdmans.

01:45I got the biggest hand for you guys.

01:47Is your mom home?

01:48Not when the sun's up.

01:53What if the Hermanns ruin this for you?

01:56They probably will.

01:57But it's not about me.

01:58Jesus was born for the Herdmans as much as he was for us.

02:02We'll be missing the whole point of the story if we turn them away.

02:09Now that's a pageant I'd actually like to see.

02:11Mother Mary puffing on a cigar.

02:13Shepherds clobbering each other with their hooks.

02:17Five bucks say they burned down the manger.

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever | movie | 1983 | Official Trailer

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