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  • 7/1/2024
Funniest speech in Urdu especially amazing funny speech for enjoy and entertainment

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00:00One of our most senior students, the most famous one.
00:05Please welcome Ahmed Awan from MPhil.
00:11Assalam-o-Alaikum, brothers and sisters.
00:34You are so beautiful and so innocent.
00:46Your face is fair, but why are your feet black?
00:50My name is Mohammed Ahmed Awan.
00:54You know me better than the fifth semester students.
00:57And you will know me better than the fifth semester students.
01:01My speech today is in the name of the rickshaw drivers standing at the gate of the university,
01:05who see a girl and open the door from a distance,
01:08but don't even apply a break for the boys and say,
01:10I don't have a sister, I don't have an uncle.
01:15My speech today is in the name of the guard uncle who rides a motorcycle,
01:20who drifts in front of every couple who walk on Love Road,
01:24as if he is a symbol of service style.
01:28My speech today is in the name of all these beautiful women,
01:34who say that after applying three kilos of make-up,
01:42they have only done a light touch-up.
01:46And my speech today is in the name of every boy who roams around the university,
01:52who has taken an oath that he will set all the girls here.
01:58Leave someone for us, we will give you a full fee.
02:03When you come in the first semester,
02:05you are so tired of the all-boys school and all-boys college,
02:10that you think that Fawara Chowk's Fawara is also Maira Khan.
02:15But as you grow up, you realize that in this Maira Khan,
02:20oh sorry, in this Fawara, there is no water.
02:24In other universities, if a girl has to call a boy,
02:27the girl says, excuse me, listen to me.
02:30And in our university, if a girl has to call a boy, she says,
02:33brother, I have some work with you.
02:37Brother, I have a small question for all the girls who call boys as brother,
02:44that when any boy among us calls you aunty, how do you feel?
02:48We feel exactly the same.
02:53I just remembered, where can I find Suhail?
02:58Suhail.
03:00Those who don't know, those juniors who don't know,
03:04I keep telling them that Suhail bhai is your universal bhai.
03:09This is the same thing that even if a girl calls you bhai,
03:12you still say that I will teach you political science.
03:16It is our tradition that we always start our speech
03:20by presenting Suhail bhai's greatness.
03:23So I would like to request all of you to support me.
03:27One and only brother of all sisters.
03:33Panjee, 26, Stai, 28.
03:39This is the guy who took me from the department to the main parking gate.
03:44He went there and said that the bike was left at the back gate.
03:49I said, the bike was left at the back gate.
03:51He said, we have come to buy mangoes, uncle.
03:53He said, your sister-in-law looks very pretty.
03:57Once, a girl texted me without saying bhai.
04:02So I understood that this time Agni has some big work.
04:07So the girl says to me that you can kindly get my aunt's attendance completed.
04:13See, I didn't call you bhai.
04:15I said, brother, you call me bhai.
04:20I have a small question for these juniors.
04:26How do you make a combined group of boys and girls in the first week of the semester?
04:34We had a male class fellow named Abu Ubaidah,
04:37whom we called Abu Zubaidah for one and a half semesters.
04:44Now let's talk about our brothers.
04:48To impress his girl, the boy says a lot of things.
04:53The next day, we were sitting at the canteen.
04:55A couple came.
04:57They were talking to each other.
04:59So the girl says, I am a BTS Army girl, you know.
05:05Those who don't know about BTS, let me tell them that BTS is a gang of boys like Alex Bhatti.
05:14Who sings songs.
05:17So how does the boy stay behind?
05:20The girl asked the boy that you must have a favorite singer.
05:25The boy says, yes, Billie Eilish.
05:29Now I look at her face and say,
05:31Mama, the reason for your face is that you listen to Atta Ullah's songs with the same title.
05:36Out of ten, six and a half boys come to the university just to make a slo-mo on Love Road.
05:46And the song at the back is,
05:48How can anyone make them understand,
05:51that there is a lot of rejection in my beloved's heart.
05:54Man, at least put on a male song.
06:0030 girls.
06:01Children, tomorrow you will talk about money, God willing.
06:05After being blocked by 30 girls, these girls post on Instagram,
06:11Hashtag, tough boy.
06:15Hashtag, don't melt.
06:19Hashtag, with right.
06:22And these girls, after blocking 30 boys, say,
06:26Nobody loves him.
06:29Sister, give a chance to a poor man.
06:36Girls show the world a strange color.
06:40Girls make boys dance on their fingers.
06:45Girls take money from books.
06:51Girls take money from books.
06:54If you ask for a number, they abuse you.
06:58If a girl doesn't give a number,
07:01It's true, it's true.
07:03If a girl doesn't give a number, we have no regrets.
07:07Because that girl is unfortunate.
07:09We are in her fate.
07:13And like every time,
07:15I have a small message for you.
07:17After coming to the university,
07:19My brothers,
07:20have to take special care of their mother's shawl,
07:22and my sisters,
07:23have to take special care of their father's turban.
07:26Thank you very much.