Jatt & Juliet 3 (Official Trailer)- Diljit Dosanjh - Neeru Bajwa - Releasing 27th June 2024 - video Dailymotion

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Jatt & Juliet 3 (Official Trailer)- Diljit Dosanjh - Neeru Bajwa - Releasing 27th June 2024

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00:00Dude, are you out of your mind?

00:01Are you out of your mind?

00:01Why did you get into Monshi? Why didn't you get into Bakeel?

00:03You're listening to me wrongly.

00:04Don't touch me.

00:05Don't push me. Don't push me.

00:08If I hit you, you'll be safe.

00:10If I hit you, you'll go and drown in Punjab.

00:12If I hit you, you'll reach the moon.

00:13If I hit you, you'll go out of the atmosphere.

00:16Hit me.

00:16You hit me.

00:17Hit me. I want to see the moon too.

00:18Hit me.

00:19Hit me.

00:20Juliet, your jatt is very sad.

00:24There's a girl, Monshi.

00:26She looks very bad.

00:28Her salary is 75,000.

00:29Her salary is 45,000.

00:31Her bribe is 10,000.

00:32Her bribe is 60,000.

00:33How much did she earn in a month?

00:342,00,000 rupees.

00:38Chandrama used to like the earth a lot.

00:41But he never said it.

00:42If he had said it,

00:44the moon wouldn't have been my uncle,

00:45but my father.

00:46Who says that, Pooja?

00:48The moon can say it, Rahul.

00:50But the planets can't.

00:52I'll teach you a lesson.

00:53How much intoxication do you have in you?

00:55I eat your flatbreads every day after the wedding.

00:57Why would I cook?

00:58I do the same work as you do.

01:00You're taking our rights from us.

01:02My mother cooks flatbreads.

01:03But your mother is illiterate.

01:05And your father is black.

01:06Then you'll tell me to do body shaming.

01:08But your mother is illiterate.

01:09And your father is black.

01:12A slap from the king's son.

01:14When two people are talking to each other,

01:17there's a new cap in the pan.

01:20Then why did you slap me?

01:22Juliet, your jatt is very sad.

01:26But mother, I liked her.

01:28I fell in love with her.

01:30If you wanted to love,

01:32you should've been born in Paris.

01:33Somewhere in a trans-farm.

01:36But Mirza, Ranja, Punnu Mahiwal,

01:39they were born in Punjab, mother.

01:40Then they died a dog's death.

01:47Who is he?

01:48Oh, he's the country's son.

01:50The country's daughter's help, the country's help.

01:51After all, in a foreign country,

01:53Punjabi is Punjabi's work.

01:58The fairies are after me.

02:00I'll look old to you now.

02:01You'll look after me like a baby, right?

02:03Like a baby.

02:04What are you talking about?

02:05If I was a baby,

02:06my body wouldn't be like mine.

02:07Look at this, a male jerk.

02:12You just have to make a jacket.

02:13No, I can't make a jacket.

02:14You're a fool.

02:15You give a chance and then you mess it up.

02:17You're a fool.

02:18If you want to lose, make a jacket for me.

02:20Tell me about this sweater.

02:23Your brother told me that your son is here.

02:26I thought I'd meet him too.

02:28He's my brother-in-law.

02:29We're just business partners.

02:30You can't even be a brother-in-law.

02:33My pearls are here.

02:34I'm going to make a jacket.

02:50Pirzi, you've kept two snakes.

02:53We don't have a single one.

02:54Give me one.

02:54What do you do with two?

02:56I do charity work.

02:57You do charity work.

02:58I'll do it for you.

03:00Where will you stay?

03:02If you don't pay me, I'll throw you out.

03:03I'll throw myself out on 27th June.

03:06I'm coming.

Jatt & Juliet 3 (Official Trailer)- Diljit Dosanjh - Neeru Bajwa - Releasing 27th June 2024

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