The Fastest Red Engine On Sodor Redub

Tommy Bauer

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00:00I'm going to play a little bit of this song, and then I'm going to play a little bit more of this song.

00:30The Fastest Red Engine on Sodor

00:50Oh!

00:55James is a really splendid red engine who loves to go fast.

01:02Sometimes, a little too fast.

01:10Oh! James!

01:12I'm out of the light, how about you?

01:13Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

01:17Hello, Knopford. Here's James.

01:23Oh!

01:25Hi, Emily.

01:26Hello, James.

01:28Oh, mind your speech, James, and stop showing off.

01:34He's right, James. Stopping sharply like that is bad for your brakes.

01:40I can't help being fast, Emily.

01:43Don't forget about the time your wooden brake blocks caught fire.

01:46I...

01:47Aaaaaah!

01:51Yes, I remember all that.

01:53But I got rid of my wooden brake blocks, and I was painted red.

01:58So, good things came out of it.

02:00And I don't have brake problems anymore.

02:03You might have problems again if you carry on like this.

02:07I have to brake sharply sometimes, Emily.

02:10I'm the fastest red engine on Sodor.

02:14Ha ha ha ha ha!

02:15Fastest red engine on Sodor, are you?

02:18What about Rosie?

02:20Huh?

02:21Rosie's not fast, and she's not red either.

02:24She's more of a mimey linock.

02:27She's red now. I just saw her today.

02:31Rosie is red?

02:33Like, Red Red, James Red, Me Red, Splendid Red.

02:37Are you teasing me?

02:38Woo hoo!

02:39Thomas? Thomas? Thomas?

02:44Arrgh. Trunks.

02:47Why do I have to pull trunks?

02:50I'm too splendid to pull trunks.

02:53Too splendid.

02:55That's what you think.

02:57You get bull coaches all the time.

03:00No, you troublesome trunks are lucky to be pulled by me.

03:07James wasn't having a very good day.

03:10and then he saw oh dear what an awful noise

03:20hello James you really are red yes I've been repainted what do you think I'll

03:28tell you what I think I think you're trying to be like me no I'm not that's

03:34so good now squeaky wheels why don't call do that no reason just ignore them

03:42where are you off to then I'm taking my trucks to Krovan skate I'm going to

03:48Krovan skate too on a race just to see which one of us is the fastest red

03:53engine okay that sounds fun one two three go

04:34Oh

04:46Oh James

04:54sorry Henry oh there's clearly something wrong with your brakes James you barely

05:01managed to stop I don't think you should be racing yeah maybe we should

05:05drive good idea no you're just worried I don't want to improve I'm the fastest

05:12red engine on solo I don't care about that you need to go to steam work and

05:17find out why your breasts aren't working properly I'll deliver your trust while

05:21you have your breasts checked fine but when James stopped at the next signal

05:29his brakes didn't make the horrid noise they had before huh

05:33didn't make a noise that time

05:50it wasn't my brakes after all it was the troublesome trucks pushing me along they

05:56always do James was so convinced that there was nothing wrong with his brakes

06:01he didn't even bother having them checked huh

06:06by

06:11Kevin yes boss are you leaking brake fluid of course not boss

06:19regularly then what is that what is what it is me

06:29James did have a problem he was leaking brake fluid and without enough fluid his

06:39brace couldn't work well at all but he hadn't heard that horrible noise since

06:44he gave Rosie his troublesome trucks and soon James forgot all about being

06:50careful

06:57and then there was trouble

07:01oh no

07:03oh no

07:05I can't stop

07:07huh

07:09whoa

07:11ah

07:13whoa

07:15huh

07:17whoa

07:19oh

07:21James

07:23whoa

07:25whoa

07:27whoa

07:29oh sorry

07:31oh

07:33James

07:35whoa

07:37James

07:39James

07:41James

07:43James

07:45James

07:47No!!!

08:01James!

08:03James!

08:07Hello!

08:08Are you okay, James?

08:10I think so!

08:12How's my paint looking?

08:14I'm really in trouble now!

08:16You can say that again James. I told you many times about showing off and rushing about, and now, you've ruined the shit.

08:27But sir, James has had problems with his wrists all day. He was trying to be careful, he even went to the steelworks to have them fixed.

08:35You did go to the steelworks, did you James?

08:40I did go, but I thought the problem had stopped so I didn't wait to get fixed.

08:48Oh, honestly James, it would have been better to fix your brakes when you have a small problem, before it turned into a much bigger one.

08:57I'm sorry sir. Sorry Rosie. I should have known another red engine would have given good advice.

09:05At least you proved one thing today, James. For a while there. You really were the fastest red engine on Sodor.

09:35He's a really splendid engine, everybody knows. But he does go on and on and on, always telling us so.

09:45He is a splendid fellow, but he really is quite vague. Who do we need? You got it! James!

10:05Take a look who's coming down the track, make way for James, hooray for James!

10:11Shiny, shiny paint with a jet black stack, make way for James, hooray for James!

10:17What is for certain now, you really should note. It's indisputable, but let's take a vote.

10:22Diesel is a splendid engine with a bright red coat.

10:25Indio, he goes back all day. How fast he goes, how good he looks, he's such a pose.

10:38But what about the time he got covered in mud? Oh, what a dope on a dirt!

10:43But up and down the line, you hear the others say, despite his vanity, he really is okay.

10:49Dependable, reliable, I seldom late. We all think James is great!

10:55Speeding down the line like a lightning flash, make way for James, hooray for James!

11:03Hang on to your hat as he pushes past, make way for James, hooray for James!

11:08He really knows how to stage a show. You got to stand back and watch him go.

11:14He's a really splendid engine with a bright red coat.

11:25Look who's swanning it down the track, make way for James, hooray for James!

11:36He never looks up, he never looks back, make way for James, hooray for James!

11:42Attacked, defeated and really quite vain, he knows we love him just the same.

11:47Take a look who's coming down the track, make way for James, hooray for James!

11:52Shiny, shiny paint with jet black stack, make way for James, hooray for James!

11:58He's the really splendid engine! Shiny, shiny engine!

12:03He's the really splendid engine! That's how James!

12:11That's James!

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