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00:00Sous-titrage ST' 501

00:30Sous-titrage ST' 501

01:00Sous-titrage ST' 501

01:31Always careful not to reveal his true identity,

01:33Fearless Fly hides from view as he removes his glasses,

01:36which generate millions of megatons of energy through the sensitive muscles in his head,

01:40and becomes a meek, mild, passive little fly known as Hyrum.

01:48At this moment, a strange ship looms on the horizon.

01:51It is the imperial yacht of Dr. Goofy, who is on his way to destroy Fearless Fly.

01:57Blow the fly down, bullies, blow the fly down, with the yo-ho, blow the fly down.

02:03Ahoy! Keep looking for America!

02:06Are you sure we're going in the right direction, Dr. Goofy?

02:09Of course! I have the most modern scientific maths made,

02:13and according to them, we will either land in America or drop off the end of the world.

02:18Land ho!

02:20Good! Drop the anchor!

02:28Blow the fly down, bullies, blow the fly down, with the yo-ho, blow the fly down.

02:35I wonder what they're doing in those sailor suits. I'd better get Fearless Fly.

02:40Yoo-hoo! Fearless Fly!

02:51Ahoy, Dr. Goofy!

02:53Fearless Fly, you've been looking tired lately. How about going on a nice long cruise?

02:58With you? But we're enemies.

03:00Not anymore. Look here.

03:03How can you get mad at someone who wears his heart under his sleeve?

03:07Now get my gear, shipmate.

03:15Nothing could possibly happen to Fearless Fly.

03:18Still, I'd better beware. Many brave flies are asleep in the deep.

03:24There's nothing like sea air to put zing in your wing.

03:27Care to take a stroll around the deck, Fearless Fly?

03:30No, thank you. I'll just relax a while.

03:35Two bells, and all is well.

03:37But not for long. We're going to have a burial at sea.

03:41Good, Dr. Goofy. When?

03:43At two and a half bells, we will pick up a special passenger.

03:48All hands on deck!

03:50Aye, aye!

03:51Clear the decks for the meanest, most vicious sea captain of them all!

03:55Captain Fly! Pipe him aboard!

03:59Mr. Goofy!

04:00Aye, aye, sir!

04:01My bag!

04:02Sorry, captain.

04:04Don't let it happen again, sir, or I'll clap you in irons!

04:07Now show me to me cabin!

04:09Aye, aye! He's even nastier than I thought.

04:13Oh, we picked up a passenger. It's another fly!

04:16Good. I hate to sound like a snob, but I feel more comfortable traveling with my own kind.

04:21Fifteen flies on a dead fly says...

04:23Captain Fly, I hate to disturb you, but this is supposed to be a pleasure cruise.

04:28So when are you going to give me the pleasure of seeing Fearless Fly destroyed?

04:32First, I must be sure I'll be paid. Where's me contract?

04:36Here.

04:38I can't read the small print.

04:40I'll fix that.

04:43Try these!

04:47Good! Now I order you to destroy Fearless Fly immediately!

04:51Just a minute! I give the orders around here!

04:54But I'm the owner of this ship!

04:56But I'm the captain!

04:58And I'm his first mate!

05:00One thing I can't stand is a wise fly.

05:03Oh, Dr. Goofy! It's mutiny to try to squash the captain!

05:07Fearless Fly, help!

05:09My glasses are gone. Without them, I'm helpless.

05:15Mr. Goofy, you first!

05:18Gung-Ho, my old friend, say something to the captain!

05:21All right!

05:23Man overboard!

05:25Now it's your turn!

05:28My glasses! I've got to get them back!

05:31Where's the plank?

05:32At the rail!

05:33Where's that? I can't see without my glasses.

05:36Here! Now to take the wind out of his sails!

06:01Captain Fearless Fly, maybe you can use a good friend?

06:04Fearless Fly, maybe you can use a good first mate?

06:14Shiver, my feelers!

06:24Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

06:31And the next one to fool around with Fearless Fly will end up in the same boat!

06:43I've got a headache!

06:44Now look into it!

06:46A baseball, a bat, what next?

06:49A message!

06:54Milton! He's gone!

06:58What shall we do?

07:00What can we do? The show must go on!

07:23Please don't slam the door in my face because...

07:26I haven't been able to sell one of those vacuum cleaners yet!

07:34Our secret courier should be here any moment.

07:37How will we know him?

07:38Simple! When someone comes to the door, he always says,

07:41please don't slam the door in my face, right?

07:44Our courier will say the opposite, please slam the door in my face!

07:48This time I'll give it the old revised psychology!

07:51I'll say, please slam the door in my face!

07:56Welcome!

07:58Welcome!

08:01If I'm going to get this kind of a reception, I want to see the lady of the house.

08:05Here is the bottle of laughing germs.

08:07The what?

08:08Laughing germs, H2-HO-HO.

08:11This will throw our enemies into helpless feats of uncontrollable laughter.

08:16You will take the germs to our leader. Here is his address.

08:19Oh, a delivery job, okay.

08:27Counter spies calling headquarters.

08:29Enemy agent coming out now, we'll take him in.

08:35Hey, what's the idea?

08:39Between these guys and the others, I'd rather be kissed.

08:49Hey, where am I?

08:50You are standing in international headquarters for counter-espionage activities.

08:55And you're also standing on my foot.

08:59Who are you?

09:00J. Austin Dimples, counter-spy number 794W2.

09:04Hey, that's a coincidence.

09:06That's the same as the serial number on my vacuum cleaner.

09:09On second thought, maybe we did make a mistake.

09:12He's too much of a dope to be a spy.

09:14What were you doing with this laughing germ?

09:16That's the stuff those nutty guys gave me to deliver to their leader.

09:19Those nutty guys happen to be a ring of dangerous international spies.

09:23Spies? Then you deliver it. I'm getting out of here.

09:27Wait, you can help us. You can be a counter-spy.

09:30You be a counter-spy. It's for the country.

09:33I'm a city boy.

09:34Raise your right hand.

09:36Congratulations, you are now a counter-spy.

09:39You'll be a hero.

09:41Yes, sir.

09:42You're performing a patriotic service.

09:44Yes, sir. A service to all humanity.

09:47You can count on me, sir. Monkey do or die.

09:51Hey, I'm a counter-spy.

09:53Hey, I'm a counter-spy.

09:56Quiet, you fool. It's supposed to be a secret.

09:59Yes, sir.

10:02Psst, psst. Don't tell anybody. I'm a counter-spy.

10:06You'll deliver the laughing germ as planned.

10:08When you gain entrance to their leader's hideout, call me.

10:11And if you forget my number, call him.

10:13XV7294372163.

10:16And if he's out, call me.

10:18338479G2XU642.

10:20Take this 2-way radio concealed inside this high-frequency fountain pen transmitter.

10:24And if that doesn't work, use this miniature transistor tie-class microphone.

10:28And if they don't work, use this.

10:30What is it?

10:31A dime for a payphone.

10:35What did I let those guys talk me into?

10:39Yes.

10:40No.

10:43The big boss is waiting.

10:45The big boss is waiting.

10:48Walk this way.

10:50I'd rather walk this way.

10:57Oops. He was the head man last week.

11:05Good. The laughing germs.

11:07Now that your mission is completed, you are of no further use to us.

11:11We're going to kill you.

11:14That was a quick career.

11:20Toss him in the germ room.

11:22He will die laughing.

11:31What am I laughing at?

11:32Oh, they are going to kill me.

11:34The radio.

11:36Agent Monkey Duke calling.

11:38Agent 336.

11:39Oh, I can't remember the numbers.

11:41The vacuum cleaner serial number.

11:43The same as J. Austin Dimples.

11:45Monkey Duke to 794 W2.

11:47Monkey Duke, are you all right?

11:49Remember that silly laughing germ stuff?

11:52Yes.

11:53It works.

12:04Monkey Duke boy hero reporting for duty, sir.

12:08This makes you a charter member of the Monkey Duke fan club.

12:15I'm ready for my next assignment.

12:17Good man. From now on, Monkey Duke, you're working here at Counter Spy Headquarters.

12:21Thanks, Mr. Dimples.

12:23Just think, Mr. Dimples, I'm working directly under you.

12:27So would you mind lifting your big feet?

12:38What have you got, carrier bat?

12:41Please, this is a very important message.

12:50On top of old Horror Hill, in a secret laboratory,

12:54Professor Weirdo and Count Cook were in their monstrous glory.

13:00Six drops of the essence of terror, five drops of sinister sauce.

13:04When the stirring's done, may I lick the spoon?

13:07Of course, of course.

13:09Now for the tincture of tenderness, but I must use only a touch.

13:14For without a touch of tenderness, it might destroy me.

13:18Oops, too much. Better hold your breath, it's starting to tick.

13:21Better hold my hand, I'm feeling sick.

13:24Hello, Daddy.

13:25What have I done?

13:27I'm Milton, your brand new son.

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14:35Uncle!

14:38There's only one answer, Count Cook.

14:40Somebody is putting a hex on me.

14:46Greetings.

14:47If you don't give me $100, you will die.

14:51Signed, The Friend.

14:53P.S. Please excuse the pencil.

14:56Yoo-hoo, Professor Weirdo!

15:00Professor Fruitcake!

15:02Did you get my rock?

15:05Donc, c'est toi qui a mis la hexe sur moi.

15:07Bien, tu n'auras jamais mon argent.

15:09Si je ne l'ai pas, je vais te tuer.

15:11Ça me tuerait plus de te donner les $100.

15:14Qu'en est-il de 75?

15:16Ça serait seulement une mort plus lente.

15:18Très bien, c'est ton funérail.

15:20C'est ce que tu penses.

15:22Gibi, gibi!

15:24Prends-le!

15:27Fouille, tu ne peux pas arrêter la magie noire.

15:29Je ne peux pas?

15:31Je vais détruire la magie noire à 12 heures.

15:34Et si quelque chose se passe à moi, la magie noire se détruira.

15:39Count Cook!

15:41Je dois me préparer à mourir.

15:47Veste 24.

15:50Veste 24.

15:54Armes 14.

15:57Folded 7.

16:02Tu as une magnifique caractéristique, Gibi.

16:05Mais où est l'inscription?

16:07Comment on prononce « Good riddance »?

16:10Professeur Weirdo, n'oublie pas ton couteau et ton underwear.

16:14Professeur Weirdo, c'est prêt.

16:18Geronimo!

16:32C'est un endroit sympa.

16:34Très soleil.

16:36Comment va l'ancien oiseau?

16:38Il aurait aimé ça.

16:45Il ne fait que 5 à 12 heures. Que se passe-t-il?

16:48J'ai hâte de revenir pour lire la volonté.

16:51Mais d'abord, je dois donner mon héritage.

16:54Chers mourants de souffrance,

16:56nous sommes rassemblés ici pour une occasion solennelle.

16:59Pour remercier notre bon, honnête, gentille et confiante amie,

17:05Professeur Weirdo,

17:07qui va...

17:10à ce grand laboratoire de monstres dans le ciel.

17:16Attendez, une dernière offre.

17:1820 dollars.

17:20Sur mon corps mort?

17:23Oui?

17:24Qu'en est-il de 15?

17:26Après tout, vous ne pouvez pas le prendre avec vous.

17:29C'est ce que vous pensez.

17:32D'accord, je vous sauverai 5 dollars.

17:35C'est un accord.

17:37Vous n'avez pas entendu comment vous avez laissé votre argent.

17:40Vous vivez qu'une seule fois.

17:42Professeur Fruitcake, vite, retournez et sauvez l'oiseau.

17:45Je vous ai foui. J'avais l'oiseau avec moi tout le temps.

17:49Laissez-moi.

17:53Oh, quel oiseau mignon.

17:55Milton, tu me frappes.

18:00J'ai faim.

18:02Professeur Fruitcake doit avoir l'oiseau à nouveau.

18:05Non, je l'ai mis dans un endroit sécuritaire.

18:11Je suis désolé.

18:13Je pense que j'ai fait les choses un peu chaudes pour vous.

18:16Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

18:47Le célèbre acteur de cinéma, en fin de caractère, est prévu à tout moment.

18:51Oh, ça doit être lui.

18:54Hey, qu'est-ce qu'il y a, mec ? Tu ne peux pas lire ?

19:01Avec une recette anti-secret, je vais faire un monstre.

19:05Il va m'éviter même Milton.

19:07C'est fait.

19:09Spaghetti and meatballs.

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