• 4 months ago
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00:00I don't know.
00:01Personal and professional.
00:04Keep them separate.
00:06Always.
00:08You always say this.
00:09When will you ever use this?
00:12Such strange things you buy.
00:14Damn, man. I have to stay with my parents for a month.
00:16How am I going to do it?
00:18Stay with me in my house.
00:20I'm also going to be in Goa.
00:22We'll do yoga together.
00:23Do yoga in your fancy holiday house.
00:27I wish my parents would've made a villa for me in Goa.
00:31Guess what?
00:32I have to shoot a beautiful scene for dad as soon as I reach Goa.
00:37Uncle has also gone to the movies?
00:39Jackie.
00:41I have to shoot a promo for his friend's restaurant.
00:44But who knows?
00:45This could be the turning point of my life.
00:48So, Koko.
00:50Have you met Salman Khan?
00:52Oh, my God!
00:53Sallu?
00:54Is he really that handsome?
00:56Is he really a six-pack?
01:00Or is he just a show-off?
01:02Tell me, Koko. I'm dying to know.
01:05First of all, I haven't met your Sallu.
01:07And even if I had met him,
01:08I'm not going to tell him to take off his shirt
01:10and show it to you.
01:11I'm not going to do that.
01:12I'm not going to do that.
01:13I'm not going to do that.
01:14I'm not going to do that.
01:15I'm not going to do that.
01:16Take off your shirt.
01:17I want to see your six-pack abs, right?
01:19Exactly. Exactly.
01:22Forget that.
01:23Tell me about the ad for your laundry.
01:25One second, Dad.
01:28Hello?
01:30Salman Khan?
01:31Abs?
01:32Really?
01:33Why did you talk nonsense and trouble him?
01:36Hello?
01:38Tell me the truth.
01:40Yes, Ashu.
01:41First of all, he should get a proper job.
01:47In an office.
01:49You know, something more respectable.
01:52Only then can we talk to people about his marriage seriously.
01:55But why would she get another job?
01:58She has done a cinematography course in New York.
02:01She is brilliant at her job and she is still young.
02:04If you keep saying young, all the good boys will die.
02:08That's my biggest worry.
02:09I know.
02:12Come with me.
02:13Come, come.
02:17So...
02:19Gaira, tell me.
02:23Are you a...
02:25Are you a Lebanese?
02:28What?
02:31It's not Lebanese. It is lesbian.
02:35Lesbian.
02:37Yes.
02:39Are you a lesbian?
02:42Are you a lesbian?
02:54Oh, my God.
02:56Okay.
02:57If I am, will you stop following my marriage?
03:00What difference does it make if you are?
03:03In the film industry, everything is gay.
03:07Yeah, you are right.
03:08From the hero to the tea vendor, everyone is gay.
03:11You know, we call it Hollywood now.
03:13Really?
03:14Really?
03:16Of course not, man.
03:18Can you hear yourself?
03:21It's such rubbish. I just want to tell you.
03:23In the film industry, people are not that gay, but more accepting.
03:26Okay? There are so many gays and lesbians in the rest of the world.
03:29There might be some in your office too.
03:31But sadly, they have to hide their real identity.
03:36So...
03:39Are you a...
03:42Lesbo?
03:46No.
03:48Unfortunately not.
03:50Then why don't you settle down, dear?
03:54We are worried about you, Koko. That's why.
03:57If I keep hanging out with these filmy guys,
04:00how will I find a good guy?
04:02A filmy guy is fine to look at apps.
04:04But not to get married.
04:06Right?
04:07They eat so much junk food.
04:10I've made so many delicious dishes for you.
04:12Eat this.
04:13For me?
04:14When have I ever seen you eat this? Tell me.
04:16But I thought you like cottage cheese.
04:20You used to eat it before, right?
04:22That's why I keep asking you what you want.
04:25You...
04:26Anyways, dinner is put. Come on, let's get up.
04:29Take your glasses. Come on.
04:30Morning.
04:31Come, baby. Come. Come on.
04:40You know, Koko,
04:42before you get married at 25,
04:46the divorce rate drops by 50%.
04:51There's a 100% chance of not getting divorced.
04:56Don't get married.
04:57I'm going. I'm going to save a jacket.
05:00Koko!
05:04What kind of question is this? I'm already asleep.
05:06If I don't say it, you'll get up.
05:07I don't care what people think.
05:09I'm not going to live with you for the sake of people, okay?
05:13Don't irritate me in the morning, please.
05:16Good morning, is it?
05:20No, it's a good morning.
05:23If the night isn't good,
05:25how can the morning be good?
05:27I think I should become a night watchman.
05:29Should I get an appointment with a doctor?
05:31Who's that?
05:32She moved in a few weeks ago.
05:33I think she's here to write.
05:34Writer type.
05:38Nice job.
05:39Should I get an appointment with her?
05:43There she is.
05:44My talented daughter.
05:46Hi.
05:47She shoots with all the Bollywood celebrities.
05:49Oh, it's wonderful.
05:51I know it's a small job for you, but...
05:53I'm not sure if I can do it.
05:54I'm not sure if I can do it.
05:56I'm not sure if I can do it.
05:57I'm not sure if I can do it.
05:58I'm not sure if I can do it.
06:00But it's a huge deal for us.
06:01This is a video of the new restaurant.
06:03Thank you so much for doing this.
06:05No, it's good.
06:06Ashley, we should get started.
06:08It's time for camera setup.
06:09Yes, yes. She's very professional, you know.
06:11Only work at work time.
06:13Nothing else.
06:14Dad, can we stop with this stupid intro?
06:17I need to get this done.
06:18I have only one day.
06:19Okay.
06:21Take out 24, 70.
06:23I've tried everything.
06:25Like sleeping pills. Nothing works.
06:28Try Reiki.
06:29My grandmom also tried it.
06:32Shut up and sit up.
06:34Remove all this. What's all this rubbish?
06:40I'm sorry, sir. We can't remove it right now.
06:43We can remove it after the session.
06:45What? We have to wait. Why did you call us?
06:48Ma'am, the session is going on.
06:50Madness, man.
06:52National Convention for Mental Health Awareness.
06:55This is a mental hospital.
06:56This is a playground for kids. Can we go inside?
07:00Shut up and sit.
07:04Here?
07:05Sit.
07:09Thank you, doctor.
07:11Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes our final session with our 16 speakers today.
07:16The floor is now open to questions.
07:18You know, I've done a short breakdown. You want to see?
07:20I'm sleeping.
07:22Therapy, counselling, analysis.
07:24All these big words.
07:26What do they actually mean?
07:28After defining the commonly accepted medical terms,
07:31a proper map of all these words can be made.
07:34If your problem and illness fall under those definitions,
07:38then your diagnosis will tell you.
07:41Then it will be clear whether you need intensive therapy or just counselling.
07:45Do you need an analyst or a psychiatrist?
07:48It's quite simple, actually.
07:49It's very simple.
07:51What are they saying? I don't understand anything.
07:54Keep quiet.
07:56Which type of doctor should we go to? Psychiatrist or psychologist?
07:59Each model has its own strengths and weaknesses.
08:02An individual may find one approach more appropriate than the other.
08:06Depending on his personal preferences and the depth and severity of the problem presented.
08:11If I hear this for another minute, I'll go crazy.
08:16This question is for Dr. Khan.
08:17Dr. Khan, how do you know if someone is crazy or normal?
08:21What?
08:40Actually, crazy is a very scary word.
08:44Because here, people still think that having a brain problem is a very shameful thing.
08:51A body problem is normal.
08:53You know, because you can tell everyone.
08:55Hey guys, I'm in the hospital.
08:58I have kidney failure.
09:00You know, lung infection.
09:02Jaundice.
09:04But if you have a brain problem,
09:06then the whole family is silent.
09:08Silent.
09:17Like the brain is not a part of our body.
09:21Don't laugh now.
09:23The joke is just getting started.
09:26Here in Goa, my parents used to tell everyone
09:30that I'm a gynecologist, not a psychologist.
09:33So, the doctor's family is also ashamed to tell everyone
09:37that their son is a brain doctor.
09:40And then, imagine my plight.
09:43Many of my pregnant relatives thought I was a gynecologist
09:47and came to my clinic for a free check-up.
09:51And you know what?
09:53I also did a few deliveries.
09:55For extra pocket money.
09:57I'm just kidding you.
10:03Thank you, doctor.
10:05Dr. Jahangir Khan.
10:08Nice to meet you.
10:34Thank you.
10:36Will you close, please?
11:04So, I'm Jahangir Khan.
11:07You can call me Jug.
11:10Can I get a glass of water?
11:12Yes, of course.
11:14From that jug.
11:16Jug.
11:18I'm sure you can make a better joke than this, Kaira.
11:22Can I call you Kaira?
11:25I have only one name.
11:26So, how does this work?
11:30I have no idea how that works.
11:34You tell me.
11:38Can I lie down here?
11:40Are you sleepy?
11:42I haven't been able to sleep for a few weeks.
11:44Actually, that's the main reason I came here.
11:47Is there anyone you know?
11:49No.
11:51I don't know anyone.
11:52Actually, that's the main reason I came here.
11:55Have you seen a doctor?
11:57That's what I'm doing.
12:00Oh, you mean white coats, stethoscope, doctor who gives you pills.
12:04Yes, pills and all I tried, but nothing happened.
12:06That's why I came here.
12:08Sometimes I hit my patients on the head and put them to sleep.
12:14You're funny.
12:16But you need to work on your jokes.
12:19So, tell me.
12:22Any major change in your life?
12:29I just shifted from Mumbai to Goa.
12:31Is that a big deal?
12:33Yeah, that's a big deal.
12:35And?
12:37And nothing.
12:39Shifting to a new place, settling in.
12:41Or leaving the old place.
12:43Unsettled.
12:45No, that's not a problem for me.
12:47I like to move.
12:49Not being in one place.
12:50In fact, I love to travel.
12:52It's just a sleeping problem.
12:55So, why did you come to Goa from Mumbai?
13:05You know, I came to Goa for my best friend.
13:12I came to be with her.
13:14She's having issues with this guy.
13:16Basically, she used to like a guy a lot.
13:22And she thought that guy also liked her a lot.
13:27But she got engaged to someone else.
13:29So, your best friend, is she okay now?
13:35I don't think so.
13:37I don't think she's okay.
13:39You know, I think her main problem is her profession.
13:43A dream job.
13:44A dream job, you know, which is connected to that guy.
13:47And that guy's fiancée is also going to work on that project.
13:51So, how will she be able to handle all this?
13:54I don't know. I don't understand.
13:56What if something goes wrong?
13:58I don't know what advice I should give her.
14:00How should I advise her?
14:02Should she go through this problem?
14:04I mean, it is her dream job after all.
14:06Sometimes, I feel that I should tell her to do the job quietly.
14:09You will never get a chance like this.
14:11No matter how difficult it is, just do it.
14:12I don't think I should just say shut up.
14:14And say no. You know, tell her respect or not.
14:16So, I don't know what to tell her.
14:19You know.
14:21You are not able to sleep because you keep thinking all night
14:25whether you should tell your best friend to shut up or not.
14:33My grandfather used to tell a story.
14:37You must tell this story to your best friend.
14:39I have to tell you a story.
14:42My grandfather was a mountain climber.
14:45He used to go up the mountain with all his knowledge.
14:50But Pyarelalji didn't do that.
14:54Who is Pyarelalji?
14:58He was my grandfather's old friend.
15:01He was also very interested in mountain climbing.
15:03Pyarelalji's biggest dream was to climb Mount Everest.
15:08Straight.
15:10One day, he got a chance to climb Mount Everest.
15:13With a Chinese group.
15:16Pyarelalji didn't think twice.
15:19He said yes and left.
15:21But the group was Chinese.
15:23They only spoke in their own language.
15:25You know, no English.
15:29So, the climb began.
15:32The group started climbing the mountain slowly.
15:36But Pyarelalji was full of energy.
15:42He climbed to the top.
15:43The Chinese started shouting in Chinese.
15:46Don't go ahead. Don't go ahead.
15:50Pyarelalji thought they were telling him to go ahead.
15:53He kept shouting in Chinese.
15:58Do you know Chinese?
15:59Do you know?
16:00No.
16:01Then this works.
16:02Don't laugh. Listen.
16:04Suddenly, Pyarelalji saw a snow leopard.
16:09Pyarelalji...
16:11I mean, he got bloody scared.
16:13He started shaking hands.
16:14Save me. Save me.
16:15But the Chinese thought they were waving in excitement.
16:18They were expressing their happiness of going ahead.
16:20So, he kept crying for help.
16:22And the Chinese kept waving back.
16:26Then?
16:28Then, the snow leopard ate Pyarelalji.
16:31What?
16:32He was hungry.
16:33Not many people come to Mount Everest.
16:35And the Chinese kept shouting.
16:36Don't go ahead. Don't go ahead.
16:40It's a very strange story.
16:42No, no, no.
16:43It's not a strange story.
16:45You must tell your friend.
16:47That...
16:49Sometimes, we choose a difficult path...
16:52...because we feel that to get important things...
16:54...we should choose a difficult path.
16:58We think it's very important to punish ourselves.
17:04But why?
17:07Why can't we choose an easy path?
17:09What's wrong with that?
17:11Especially when we are not ready to face that difficulty.
17:20Why should we step out of our comfort zone?
17:22Shit.
17:25Will you tell this story to your friend?
17:29It's...
17:30It's important.
17:33Okay.
17:42Okay.
17:43I think...
17:45...my problem with sleep...
17:47...started after Raghavendra's engagement.
17:52Raghavendra?
17:53The boy.
17:54Yes.
17:55Your friend's...
17:58Me.
17:59Me.
18:01At least I thought...
18:03...he was me.
18:08Anyway, so...
18:09Yeah.
18:10We used to work together.
18:12And we were going to work together.
18:17Jack!
18:18Hi.
18:19Hi.
18:24What are you doing here?
18:26What are you doing here?
18:27Huh?
18:29You don't answer my calls.
18:31You shifted here without telling me.
18:33Without telling you?
18:34Why should I tell you?
18:36Huh?
18:37Who are you?
18:39Ashley, I have to tell you something.
18:41I have made a decision.
18:45What decision?
18:47Kaira, I...
18:48Shh.
18:49Just shut up.
18:50One second.
18:53Listen to this story.
18:54A man wants to climb Mount Everest.
18:57But he goes without preparation.
18:59On Everest.
19:00With Chinese companions.
19:02So, when he's about to fall...
19:04...the Chinese don't understand.
19:06Obviously, because they're Chinese.
19:08And they keep waving flags.
19:09Then the man is stuck.
19:10And then the lion eats the man.
19:12Got it?
19:21It's not just a difficult option.
19:23We can also choose an easy option.
19:25Because an easy option is easy.
19:32You know...
19:33Forget it.
19:34You have a small mind.
19:36It's a very deep thought.
19:38Are you talking about working on a film?
19:42I'm talking about not working on a film.
19:44That's my decision.
19:46Okay.
19:47Okay, good.
19:48Good?
19:50Yes, because I also think...
19:52You think?
19:54Did you hear that?
19:55You think?
19:57I have already taken this decision.
19:59Okay?
20:00I'm not going to work on your film.
20:02What do you mean by...
20:03You think?
20:04What do you mean by that?
20:06These people really...
20:08...need a mental doctor.
20:11Did you tell him?
20:12No, Kuhu.
20:13Him.
20:14Yes, I told him.
20:16So?
20:17And anyway, why do you need therapy?
20:20What tragedy has happened in your life?
20:24You didn't want to be serious.
20:25You didn't want to commit.
20:26So...
20:27I don't understand.
20:28What is the problem?
20:29You don't understand?
20:30No.
20:31Then get out!
20:33Oh God, Kaira.
20:36You really need to grow up, Kaira.
20:41It's good.
20:43It's good that...
20:44...you decided not to work on my film.
20:48I need mature people for my project.
20:52What did I tell you?
20:55Get out, right?
20:56Get out!
20:58Okay?
21:01Yeah.
21:02See you, Jaggi.
21:03I'm not mature enough to do your big fat project.
21:06But when it comes to sleeping with you...
21:07...I'm very mature, right?
21:08Amazing!
21:09What a revelation!
21:10Kaira, I...
21:11Just get out!
21:12I don't want to do this.
21:14Get out!
21:15What are you doing, Kaira?
21:16Just, Kaira...
21:17Get out!
21:26Koko, are you sure about this?
21:30I know with all these personal issues with Raghu...
21:32...it's difficult to work.
21:35But this was your big break.
21:39Okay, Jack.
21:41Sometimes in life...
21:43...we choose the difficult path because...
21:46...we feel that to achieve something important...
21:49...we should choose the difficult option.
21:51Right?
21:52But...
21:53...sometimes...
21:55...it's very important to choose the easy option.
21:59Okay?
22:00Especially...
22:01...because that's the best option for us at that time.
22:05Right?
22:07Especially when we're not ready to face that difficulty.
22:13Shit, man!
22:15Why did I write like this in front of him?
22:25Do you want some tea?
22:39I'm going to sleep a lot tonight.
22:43I'm going to sleep a lot tonight.
23:13I'm going to sleep a lot tonight.
23:43I'm going to sleep a lot tonight.
23:46I'm going to sleep a lot tonight.
24:12I was at this construction site.
24:14Okay?
24:15With a lot of workers.
24:19Short and strange people.
24:21Suddenly, I remember...
24:23...I lose my balance, obviously.
24:25And I fall straight down.
24:27And I'm like...
24:28...a big fall.
24:30And I...
24:31...fall in the mud.
24:33And I think...
24:34...I think it was a gutter.
24:38And everyone is looking at me but...
24:40...no one is helping me.
24:43And when I look up...
24:45...I see my camera hanging.
24:49And then suddenly, out of nowhere...
24:51...this...
24:52...group of...
24:54...newly married women.
24:56All of them...
24:57...with sarees...
24:58...pallu...
24:59...full bindis...
25:00...sindoor...
25:01...and...
25:02...they're all looking at me...
25:03...pointing at me...
25:04...and laughing.
25:05They're just laughing at me.
25:08Shut up!
25:09I woke up.
25:11It was 4 in the morning.
25:12And I went straight for a shower.
25:15Why?
25:18I don't know.
25:19I felt...
25:21...dirty.
25:22I felt like I needed to...
25:24...clean up.
25:26So this...
25:27...Raghuvender, he's tall and handsome?
25:30Why are you asking about my dreams?
25:32Just asking.
25:34Just asking.
25:40You know what I thought?
25:42I thought I was ugly, dirty, cheap.
25:50That's funny.
25:51What's funny?
25:52I mean, hearing this from a girl who is the opposite of ugly, dirty and cheap.
26:01That's funny.
26:02I mean, no, no, it's not ha ha funny.
26:05I mean...
26:07Okay.
26:12What's with this?
26:13It only creaks when you really like someone but can't do anything about it.
26:25Okay, yeah.
26:27Raghuvendra is tall and handsome.
26:29So you like tall people.
26:32Short and strange.
26:34No.
26:36Maybe.
26:37Sid was also tall.
26:39So there's a Sid too.
26:40Yes, so?
26:43So, I mean, you're a young and beautiful woman.
26:46You must have someone in mind.
26:48What do you mean?
26:49What do you mean someone in mind?
26:50I mean, you're a young and beautiful woman.
26:52You must have someone in mind.
26:53Someone in mind?
26:54You're trying to say that there are lots of men, right?
26:56That's what you're trying to say. Just say it.
26:58What do you want me to say?
26:59Why would I say that? No.
27:00You're saying that only, right?
27:01You actually mean that I'm a fast girl and a cheap girl.
27:05Oh, come on.
27:06Fast, dirty, cheap.
27:08Why are you using such words?
27:10Why use these words?
27:11That's what everyone thinks.
27:12No.
27:13No, come on, seriously.
27:14If a girl has more than one relationship, then it's over.
27:17You're labelled as...
27:31Look at this.
27:42Kaira.
27:45Have you ever bought a chair?
27:47What?
27:48Chair.
27:49Have you?
27:51Yes.
27:52And did you choose the first chair and buy it as soon as you went to the shop?
27:57No.
27:58Exactly my point.
27:59Before buying a chair, we look at so many chairs and try so many chairs.
28:04And yeah, some chairs are comfortable but look like shit.
28:08Others look nice but are hard on the bum.
28:10So the process starts.
28:12Chair after chair after chair after chair.
28:16How many chairs do we check out before we find that one chair?
28:21Ta-da!
28:25Don't creep with me.
28:27So my point being,
28:29before choosing a chair,
28:31if we look at so many chairs,
28:34before choosing a life partner,
28:36shouldn't we look at the options?
28:40So, dirt is cheap, fast? No.
28:43Smart, clear, fine actually.
28:46Super fine.
28:48Okay, wait, wait, wait.
28:50So in my dream,
28:52I was feeling dirty because of the big-bindi women's group
28:56who think any relationship is bad except marriage.
29:02See, you figured it out yourself.
29:04You don't need anyone's help.
29:07But what does that hanging camera of mine mean?
29:12Like my future, that's also hanging.
29:16Actually, you know what?
29:17You should sit on my chair now.
29:19And from today, I'll sit here.
29:23It's so cool.
29:25I wish the whole world could hear this chair thing.
29:29At least, know about it.
29:31Why?
29:33Why does the whole world need to know about it?
29:37No, I just...