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  • 6/25/2024
Chal Mera Putt 2 Movie _ Amrinder gill Iftikhar Thakur Punjabi Comedy Scenes

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00:00My three guests are coming,
00:02and if they ring the doorbell...
00:03Open the door!
00:04I won't open it!
00:05They'll come with their ears plugged!
00:07They're from Jhaleda!
00:08They won't know that the three of us
00:10have been living here for a long time.
00:12Clean this room quickly,
00:13and put the mattress on top of the mattress.
00:15And if they come,
00:17we'll split the money.
00:18I want to have a one-to-one conversation with them.
00:21Sir, the room where I live,
00:22no matter how much I split the money,
00:24no one will see my money.
00:26The elders say,
00:27now it's Mani's turn.
00:28Then they say,
00:29shut up!
00:30Come on!
00:31Shut up!
00:35Kasma, hang on.
00:36Light the candles.
00:37Put it under the house.
00:38Okay, okay.
00:39The owner of the house is a gentleman.
00:41Let it be.
00:42You look like a gentleman.
00:43But you're not.
00:49Don't ring the doorbell so many times.
00:50You'll ruin it.
00:52I want to meet Mr. Chaudhary.
00:53Ring it.
00:54I want to rent that room.
00:56Oh!
00:57Come on.
00:58Come in.
00:59Come in.
01:00This is the house.
01:03And this is our house.
01:05You won't understand.
01:07Follow me.
01:10This is the room where we live together.
01:15Do you live alone or with someone else?
01:17No.
01:18Alone, usually.
01:19Where's the kitchen?
01:21First left.
01:22He's worried about the kitchen.
01:24Is that so?
01:26Uncle, he's already gone.
01:27He's looking for a washroom for Jinder.
01:28Who's Jinder?
01:29Me.
01:30Do you live in a washroom?
01:31Mostly.
01:33There you go.
01:34The kitchen is open.
01:35Anyway, how much will he charge?
01:37Open the back door.
01:38He's talking nonsense.
01:39Open the back door.
01:40Is there someone else living here?
01:41You live alone?
01:42Yes.
01:43I have a partner.
01:46Partner?
01:48Partners, come in.
01:50No problem.
01:57Come.
02:02Why were you hiding behind that curtain?
02:04We were sitting here and calculating.
02:07There's only so much money.
02:08We just kept 50,000 pounds in the bank yesterday.
02:11We forgot about the bank.
02:12We shouldn't have to worry so much.
02:13We should have been concerned about just the 50,000.
02:16What's 50,000 pounds worth?
02:18We have so much money,
02:19so much money.
02:20We have so much money.
02:21We are thinking about it.
02:22Why worry about the money?
02:23Have a seat.
02:24One minute.
02:25Punjab is calling.
02:27Hello Papa, how are you?
02:29Oh, no, no, Papa, you...
02:31Oh, you don't understand. I can't have lunch with Mr. Imran Khan on Friday.
02:36He doesn't listen to you. Let me talk to him.
02:38Hello, Uncle.
02:39He can't have lunch on Friday.
02:41He has to wear shoes.
02:44Uncle is laughing.
02:45Oh, man, don't do this.
02:47Hello?
02:48Yes, Papa.
02:49We'll talk later.
02:50There's a business meeting going on.
02:53Turn off the app.
02:55Come on, don't do it. You listen to me.
02:58The balance used to be Rs. 1,000-Rs. 1,500.
03:00It's okay.
03:01Listen to me.
03:02Don't you have a son at home?
03:03Yes, man.
03:04If a rich man sees him,
03:06he'll give him Rs. 10,000-Rs. 15,000.
03:09This will help the poor.
03:11I have money.
03:12What is it?
03:14Oh, man.
03:15What is it, Brother?
03:16I don't know where I can get Rs. 5,000.
03:18Here?
03:19Yes.
03:20In this cupboard?
03:21Yes.
03:22Wait a minute, Brother.
03:23He'll find it.
03:24He's very careless.
03:25He doesn't even look at the money.
03:26Let it be here.
03:27It'll be easy.
03:28Brother, get up.
03:30Get up.
03:31Oh, God.
03:32He'll find it.
03:33Get up, Brother.
03:34I'm pointing at you.
03:35He was sitting here.
03:36He'll be here.
03:37Look here.
03:38He'll find it.
03:40Brother, when he finds Rs. 5,000,
03:41will you give me Rs. 1,000?
03:43Yes.
03:44Yes.
03:45Who will find it?
03:46You take all these people
03:47and give it to the company outside.
03:49I'll clean the room.
03:51When he cleans it,
03:52it'll be very clean.
03:54He'll find it.
03:56Look,
03:57there's nothing to worry about.
03:59I'll pay the rent on time.
04:04Okay.
04:05Deal done?
04:06Done.
04:07Then bring your stuff.
04:08I'll...
04:15Here you go.
04:16Have some hot tea.
04:17In the meantime,
04:18I'll make you breakfast.
04:22Thanks.
04:24Tell me,
04:25did you have breakfast or not?
04:28How can we have breakfast?
04:30First, you'll have it.
04:31Then, we'll eat what's left.
04:33You have breakfast with Ram.
04:35Then, we'll come.
04:37Okay, I'll be waiting for you.
04:39Ram.
04:50Listen, man.
04:53Yes, tell me.
04:57It's been so long.
04:58You didn't wake me up.
04:59You should have made me breakfast.
05:01Please, man.
05:02I have a party with my friends.
05:03Make me breakfast quickly.
05:06Okay, wait for 2 minutes.
05:07I'll make you breakfast.
05:09And yes,
05:10lemon juice is a must.
05:11And last time,
05:12you came while drinking.
05:13I don't like to drink
05:14someone else's drink.
05:15So, please, don't drink.
05:16And bring it quickly.
05:17Because I have to leave
05:18in 5 minutes.
05:21I don't drink tea.
05:22I don't drink lemon juice.
05:23Okay, wait.
05:24I'll bring it.
05:26Listen, man.
05:30Yes, tell me.
05:33I can't find my watch.
05:34I have to go to office for a meeting.
05:36So, find it quickly, please.
05:37One minute.
05:38I'll bring it.
05:42Here is your watch.
05:44Thanks, man.
05:47Where is my mobile phone?
05:50I'll get it in a minute.
05:54Here is your phone.
05:57Thank you, man.
05:59I was thinking
06:00if you weren't in my life,
06:01what would I have become?
06:02I wouldn't have been able
06:03to get my things.
06:05You are too much.
06:13Listen, man.
06:14You washed my clothes yesterday.
06:16Yes, the pink one.
06:17Where did you keep it?
06:18I have been looking for it.
06:19I couldn't find it.
06:20Go and get it quickly.
06:22Okay, one minute.
06:23I'll go and check.
06:26Here is your suit.
06:29Not this one.
06:30It was the pink one.
06:32Okay, leave it.
06:33I have given the tailor
06:34some clothes to stitch.
06:35So, today is the last date.
06:36Otherwise, his shop will be closed.
06:38You know, Eid is coming.
06:39So, go and get it quickly.
06:41And yes,
06:42there is a shoe shop in front.
06:44Get some shoes for me from there.
06:47Okay, man.
06:48I'll get it.
06:55Okay, listen.
06:56Next week is our anniversary.
06:57So, what gift do you want?
07:00No, no.
07:01What do I want?
07:02I don't want anything.
07:04If you have any wish,
07:05then tell me.
07:06I'll get it for you.
07:07Don't be shy.
07:09No, no.
07:10You have given me so much.
07:11You have given me
07:12everything I need.
07:13No, I don't want anything.
07:16I don't like
07:17wasting money unnecessarily.
07:18I have some old clothes
07:20which I haven't worn yet.
07:22So, I'll wear them that day.
07:24Man, you are so caring.
07:30Okay, listen.
07:31Our anniversary is coming.
07:32So, you tell me.
07:33What gift do you want?
07:36Anniversary?
07:37And you will give me a gift?
07:40You make a good joke.
07:42Man, you tell me.
07:43What do you want?
07:44Inshallah, I'll get it for you.
07:47Okay.
07:48Will you give me
07:49whatever I ask for?
07:51Leave it, man.
07:54Okay, listen.
07:55Last time,
07:56when you gave me gold,
07:57you gave me only one tola.
07:59And my friends
08:00wear 10 tolas.
08:01So, you give me
08:0220 tolas of gold.
08:04And an Apple watch.
08:05And an iPad.
08:06And an Airpods.
08:07Because I get bored
08:08the whole day.
08:09So, I don't use handfree.
08:10And my...
08:11Yes, that's it.
08:12That's what I want.
08:13And it's our first anniversary.
08:14You can't do this much
08:15for me, right?
08:18You want all this
08:19for yourself, right?
08:28Listen,
08:29I had to go shopping today.
08:30So, I need some money.
08:33Yes, yes.
08:34How much money do you need?
08:36Not much.
08:37I just need
08:38a suit and
08:39a pair of slippers.
08:40So, I need a thousand rupees.
08:43Okay, a thousand rupees.
08:44Anyway,
08:45what do you want from me?
08:48Here you go.
08:49Go carefully.
08:53Okay, man.
08:54I needed some money.
08:55I needed some money.
08:58It's only been ten days
08:59since the month started.
09:00And you've already spent
09:01the money in ten days.
09:03Man, you know
09:04that I keep all my money
09:05in your hands.
09:07So,
09:08I had a party yesterday
09:09and I had to give
09:10a treat to my friends.
09:11So, I ran out of money.
09:12And now I need it.
09:14Man, that's why
09:15I didn't give you money.
09:16You spend it so quickly.
09:18I just gave you money.
09:20Man, you also spend
09:21so much money.
09:22And I haven't said anything
09:23till now.
09:24And if I spend it,
09:25it's good for me.
09:26I have a thousand things to do.
09:27I have to buy clothes,
09:28I have to buy shoes.
09:29How did you spend
09:30so quickly?
09:31I'm giving it to you now.
09:32But you have to be careful
09:33next time.
09:34I won't give you money.
09:36Okay, man.
09:37I won't spend it next time.

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