Funny Girls | show | 2015 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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00:00Hey, did you take those bins out?

00:04Yes.

00:05Thank you.

00:06You're a good man.

00:07Did you feed the cat?

00:08Yes, I did.

00:09Aw, thank you.

00:10You're welcome.

00:11You're a good little de facto.

00:12Aw.

00:13You know I like it when you call me de facto.

00:14Do you?

00:15Mm-hmm.

00:16De facto.

00:17Oh, yeah.

00:18How are those retainers feeling?

00:19Actually feels a little tight tonight.

00:20Does it?

00:21Yeah, my gums really hurt, though.

00:22I'll just leave it in.

00:23Oh, you're going to leave it in for me, eh?

00:24Yeah, I am.

00:25Tell me something dirty, something naughty.

00:26I've accumulated a lot.

00:28Yeah.

00:29Yeah.

00:30That's so bad.

00:31Yeah, I've got crippling debt.

00:32Oh, that's terrible.

00:33I know.

00:34Yeah, that's so bad.

00:35Do you want some help with that?

00:36Do you want me to pay it off?

00:37Yeah, you're going to have to if we want to get a mortgage.

00:38Yeah, I want a mortgage with you.

00:39I want to get a little do-er-upper.

00:40Yeah, let's do that.

00:41A little free-biddy.

00:42Yeah, so let's combine Kiwi savers.

00:43Mine's tiny.

00:44Mine's massive.

00:45Oh, I cleaned the house for you because I know it helps with your mental clarity.

00:46Oh, thank you.

00:47Thank you.

00:48Thank you.

00:49Thank you.

00:50Thank you.

00:51Thank you.

00:52Thank you.

00:53Thank you.

00:54Thank you.

00:58Yeah, I only buy eco-store products because I know your skin reacts to synthetic fragrances.

01:01It's so itchy.

01:02Stop scratching.

01:03Take your top off.

01:04Oh, yeah?

01:05You want to see my boobs?

01:06No.

01:07Your T-shirt stinks.

01:08Yeah, because I'm a dirty girl.

01:09Yeah?

01:10Yeah?

01:11Yeah, I am.

01:12When was the last time you cleaned that?

01:14Years ago.

01:15Whoa, that's filthy.

01:16Yeah.

01:17Yeah, I just want to spank you.

01:18I know I can't because we've talked about this and you don't like it, and we've got great

01:23communication skills.

01:24It's one of our strongest skills, you know?

01:25Yeah.

01:26a vanilla. French vanilla. Bonjour. Guess what? What? I called your mum today. Oh yeah? What

01:32did she have to say for herself? Nothing we just talked because we've got our own

01:34relationship. Your brother's kids call me auntie but we're not married. Oh can you

01:39pay me 44.60 for the groceries? Oh yeah of course. Sorry I just remembered. No it's just it's right here and if I

01:44don't say now I'll forget. Of course sorry about that and actually I've already made the

01:47lunches so they're on the bench. Have you? Yeah they're in little plastic

01:51containers. Oh stop that's so hot. Yeah. It's gonna help so much in the mornings.

01:55Yeah you're gonna fly out the door. Tell me something I don't know about you.

01:58Oh Celine Dion always makes me cry. Let's make respectful unprotected love

02:03till 9 p.m. Yeah we can because I just got my IUD replaced. Tell me how you like it.

02:14Take your pants off. Yep. Are you ready? Yep. One two three.

02:20Funny Girls 5'3". Available Friday May 11.

Funny Girls | show | 2015 | Official Clip

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