A Schizophrenic Love Story | movie | 2014 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00So, uh, you taking your medication?

00:04Yeah.

00:05Having any visions?

00:07Any hallucinations or delusions?

00:19Alright, you know what? Forget it. Never mind.

00:22Um, certain things in life are worth that extra dollar, okay?

00:25Namely things that, you know, rub up against my privates.

00:28Yeah!

00:31I'm not going outside today, alright?

00:33Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.

00:35So drop it.

00:36Hey, where are you going?

00:37The doctor's trying to help.

00:39Do you even know what the definition of help is?

00:41Yeah, to be of service or to improve the condition of someone or...

00:46I know what the definition is, thank you. I was trying to make a point.

00:49He's the reason I failed physics senior year.

00:52It's my fault now, of course.

00:54Well, it certainly wasn't my fault.

01:00Okay, let's talk about the girl.

01:02Okay.

01:06She's... she's perfect.

01:07She's got the trifecta.

01:08Cute, sexy, beautiful, all-in-one.

01:10The bouncy girl in drab out there is just like one of us.

01:15No, come on, bro.

01:16She's gotta be real.

01:17She'd be real to me.

01:18I think we are perhaps the least qualified people to be asking this question.

01:22She's coming at nine?

01:23Is that right?

01:24What's the game plan for the night?

01:25You're gonna close that case.

01:26First bid.

01:27Put nothing there.

01:28Out of the friend zone.

01:31Connor, we're just friends, right?

01:35Friend zone? Seriously?

01:41Why'd you come over here in the first place?

01:44I'm a sucker for adventure.

01:46Adventure? What, go mess with the weird kid? I'm some adventure?

01:49Hey!

01:50Haven't you been listening to anything I've been saying?

01:54I am the weird kid.

01:57You're a lot of things.

01:58Weird is not one of them.

02:04I am a liar, Connor.

02:07Leave.

02:08No, I care about you.

02:09You're messing things up. You need to leave.

02:11I'm not going anywhere.

02:28I'm not going anywhere.

02:51You got any protection?

02:52What, like condoms?

02:54Oh, condoms are the worst.

02:56It's like taking a bath with your socks on.

A Schizophrenic Love Story | movie | 2014 | Official Trailer

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