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00:00Lahore, Mumbai.
00:21Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you're watching Hoshiyaariyan.
00:25Friends, on behalf of my team and of ARY,
00:28Today, we have specially arranged to spread a smile on your lips
00:36that we have invited the best and most famous poets and poets-writers
00:43from the whole of Pakistan.
00:45And we have decorated a beautiful bouquet here.
00:48So, let me introduce you.
00:50First of all, the best poets who are present here,
00:55First of all, we have with us the queen of poets,
00:59the emperor of elegance, the most mischievous,
01:03we have with us Syed Salman Gilani.
01:06Yes!
01:09And also, the queen and the emperor.
01:12What to say? Wow!
01:14And right next to him,
01:16a gentleman is present, who is he?
01:20Right next to him,
01:22my dear friend,
01:24and you all know him very well,
01:27he writes wonderful poetry.
01:30Dr. Tahir Shaheer.
01:31Wow!
01:36And right next to him,
01:38Arif Hussain, who is known
01:41for not only being from Faisalabad, but also for his Punjabi language.
01:46Not only did he work very hard,
01:48he also spent his entire life studying in Punjabi.
01:51And even after that, he continues to study
01:54and serves the Punjabi language a lot.
01:56But the most important thing is,
01:58the beautiful poetry and the choice of words
02:02that Arif Hussain Bukhari makes,
02:04right now, in the present moment,
02:06no one else is doing it.
02:08So, let's welcome Arif Hussain Bukhari with a round of applause.
02:12Wow!
02:13Wow!
02:17He sits right next to Arif Hussain Bukhari.
02:21You can see, he is so viral on social media.
02:25And he writes such wonderful poetry.
02:28And he fits the songs with such a great style,
02:32that it's so much fun. And the great poets,
02:34who used to consider themselves great poets on social media,
02:37are shivering right now.
02:39And because of the AC, even he is shivering.
02:42Let's welcome Mr. Ahmed Saeed with a round of applause.
02:45Wow!
02:50He sits right next to him.
02:53I won't talk much, because he is the Additional Deputy Commissioner.
02:57But he is the Commissioner in terms of poetry.
03:00And he used to write great, serious poetry.
03:04Then all the poets together explained to him,
03:07that now he is absolutely fine.
03:08Now he enjoys writing poetry.
03:10So, let's welcome Mr. Shabbir Hussain Butt with a round of applause.
03:14Wow!
03:19Thank you all so much.
03:21Your busy schedule increases on Eid.
03:24Thank you so much for coming here.
03:26Mr. Haroon, you didn't bring a goat, you brought a poet.
03:31Eid was so good. It was so good.
03:34The farmer was left behind on the road.
03:37Yes.
03:38We were blessed with a good sacrifice.
03:43We were blessed with a good sacrifice.
03:45And we have been doing this since morning.
03:47Yes.
03:48The whole family is sitting on the ground.
03:51The whole family is sitting on the ground.
03:54And you go, farmer, you don't deserve this.
03:58Yes.
03:58You go, farmer, you don't deserve this.
04:01God didn't spoil your Eid.
04:04Wow!
04:07Mr. Butt, what do you like to eat on Eid?
04:09We eat meat on Eid.
04:10And when we are people from the administration,
04:13we only have time to pray on Eid.
04:17After that, we have to clean and do all the arrangements in the city.
04:22So, our next three days are spent in this busy schedule.
04:25Watching the carcasses.
04:26Yes, that's how it is. We pick them up.
04:28Mr. Ahmed, because you are an old acquaintance.
04:31You don't have to ask anything.
04:36No, no. You didn't get a chance to say no.
04:39I really didn't get a chance to say no.
04:41But you can ask me the same question.
04:42I had thought of an answer for that.
04:47Greetings, brother.
04:48Greetings. Who are you?
04:50What?
04:51Who are you?
04:52I have come to shave you.
04:56Wow!
04:57Brother, what is this stuff?
04:59It's iron, brother.
05:02Iron is for slaughtering goats like you.
05:06I had called you a butcher.
05:07I had sent a man. I had heard.
05:09Your driver had come.
05:10Yes, yes. I had sent him.
05:11Ramzan's name.
05:12Yes, yes.
05:13He is your driver, right?
05:14Yes, yes. I had sent him.
05:15Where is he?
05:16I don't know. He didn't give me a card.
05:17He would have given you a card. I would have turned you into a goat.
05:20Why?
05:21He would have given you a goat's order.
05:22You would have given it to him. He is my brother-in-law.
05:24You don't have any blood in your body.
05:26What kind of a butcher are you?
05:27This is the first thing.
05:28This is the first thing. I have stolen crores of rupees.
05:32Okay. I had sent my man.
05:34I had heard that there is a very top butcher in Pakistan.
05:37His name is Hashim.
05:38So he has brought him here.
05:39Brother, I am here.
05:41Hashim, you?
05:42Yes.
05:43I had heard that he is a very good butcher.
05:45What?
05:46I had heard that he is a very good butcher.
05:47What is very good?
05:48Do you want to buy gold or do you want to buy crockery?
05:51Okay. Why have you come here?
05:53Sit outside.
05:54Where outside?
05:54Go outside. He will show you an animal.
05:56No, no. Not outside. There is no animal outside.
05:58This is the first time in my life that you are making me sacrifice.
06:00First time with you.
06:01Your video got viral last year.
06:03You were the one who slaughtered the goats.
06:05Yes. I do it myself.
06:06How do you sacrifice a camel when you are so young?
06:09You make me sacrifice a cat when I am young.
06:12What is your fee?
06:14Don't you get water to feed the animals?
06:15Yes.
06:16I also drink water.
06:18What is your fee?
06:19What?
06:20How much money do you charge?
06:22I don't charge that much money.
06:24Then?
06:25One lakh or one and a half lakh rupees.
06:26What?
06:27One and a half lakh rupees.
06:29Do you want to dance like an animal first?
06:32Go and get the animal.
06:33Brother, don't do this.
06:34Don't do this. Our girl is sensitive.
06:38She has something in her teeth.
06:39She is sensitive. She has something in her ears.
06:42Don't do this.
06:42This is the same thing.
06:43You are making me guess.
06:45You are watching less than 10 videos.
06:46Wow! This is a very good speed.
06:48But I will complete the show.
06:50Don't go here and there.
06:51Stay right in front of my eyes.
06:52No, no. Just get the animal.
06:54The animal will also come.
06:55No, no. It didn't come here. I will leave it.
06:57Why? Are you able to do it?
07:00Look, the butcher is here.
07:02So, tie his clothes.
07:04Give me the goat.
07:06I bought the goat for sacrifice.
07:09It was dancing on the earth of my ears.
07:13It gave me a heart, a lung.
07:16It took away the butcher from me.
07:19I liked the heart, so I kept it.
07:23The goat kept coming in my pocket.
07:26A stranger gave it to me.
07:28Wow!
07:32Remember one thing.
07:34What?
07:34Next Eid, you will have a fight with the butcher.
07:38Doctor, you also say something.
07:40I have seen a few lines about the goat.
07:42This is a famous reference of the internet world.
07:46Wow!
07:48This is a famous reference of the internet world.
07:51My goat is unique from all the goats of the world.
07:54Wow!
07:56And it is a great mummy and daddy.
07:59It is a great mummy and daddy.
08:01It is a great mummy and daddy.
08:02It lives on strange things.
08:04It doesn't get beaten up.
08:06It drinks its shake.
08:07Wow!
08:09I got it online.
08:11The following was very good.
08:13Wow!
08:14I got it online.
08:16The following was very good.
08:18The likes of the goats were on its wall.
08:21Wow!
08:22Look at its tantrums.
08:26Wow!
08:27Uh-huh!
08:27Uh-huh!
08:29Look at its tantrums.
08:33Uh-huh!
08:34It is a hit on TikTok.
08:36Whenever it does this.
08:37Uh-huh!
08:38Wow!
08:40It is a hit on TikTok.
08:42Whenever it does this.
08:43Uh-huh!
08:44And it is also famous on Instagram.
08:48Wow!
08:48My goat is unique from all the goats of the world.
08:51Wow!
08:55Go and get the animals.
08:56The animals are coming.
08:57You didn't say that.
08:59Why shouldn't I go and get the animals?
09:01You know that I have a lot of work.
09:03Do one thing.
09:04He will keep disturbing us.
09:06Go. He will tell you where the animals are.
09:08You can sacrifice there.
09:09No. Get the animals here.
09:11Why?
09:12The animals will come here.
09:14You should have asked him to get the animals here.
09:17How many people will come here to get the animals?
09:21There are a lot of people here.
09:22How many people will come here to get the animals?
09:24Approximately 13 people.
09:2613 people. Wow!
09:29How many people are there?
09:30There are 10-12 people here.
09:32There should be more people.
09:34There are 13 people here.
09:35Why should there be more people?
09:37To get the animals.
09:38Why won't you get the animals?
09:39I have a problem with the peacocks.
09:42He is asking for lakhs of rupees.
09:45He is asking for help.
09:46He is sick.
09:48No, brother. No.
09:49There is a problem.
09:50The real work is to roll the knife.
09:52We will roll the knife.
09:53Yes.
09:54Will you roll the knife?
09:56Who will sacrifice?
09:57I will.
09:58Then you will roll the knife.
09:59What?
10:01He will sacrifice.
10:03It is better.
10:04It is better.
10:05I will roll the knife. But you..
10:07You..
10:08You can't do that.
10:10The animals will kick me.
10:11Who is responsible for that?
10:13Okay. I will roll the knife.
10:14Why won't you roll the knife?
10:16Brother, I can't roll the knife.
10:18Why?
10:18The shoulder..
10:19It is frozen.
10:22You are a fast bowler.
10:25It is a frozen shoulder.
10:26Yes.
10:27It is a problem with the peacocks.
10:27Yes.
10:28Okay. Let's do one thing.
10:29Yes.
10:30Will you remove the skin?
10:31No. You don't know.
10:32I have glasses and my eyesight is weak.
10:34Yes.
10:34It will be difficult to remove the skin.
10:37He said he will get the goat.
10:38He will get the elephant.
10:40You will have to get that yourself.
10:42You are very careful.
10:45I do all the work.
10:46He is very careful.
10:48But he cooks meat very well.
10:50Yes. He must be good at cooking meat.
10:52You can cook meat as you wish.
10:53Really?
10:54Yes.
10:54You will cook meat as you wish?
10:55You have to cook it yourself.
10:59Why won't you cook it?
11:00I can't cook it.
11:01It is the problem of uric acid.
11:02I can't get rid of it.
11:04Then what are you taking Rs. 1 lakh for?
11:06I am not paying attention.
11:12Mr. Ashim, you are so damaged.
11:14You are so careless.
11:16You are making your aunt a widow for a laugh.
11:22Sir, people are like this.
11:24They will go anywhere.
11:25They will kick you.
11:27You are here.
11:28You are there.
11:29But you are not there.
11:30This happened once.
11:33I bought a big animal.
11:35It was very angry.
11:37A man came to me.
11:39I was handling it.
11:41He came in front of me and told me
11:43to do this and that.
11:46I was handling it.
11:47After a while, I saw that he wasn't the man.
11:49It is true.
11:50I saw that he wasn't the man.
11:51I asked him where he had gone.
11:53He said that he had hit him on the head.
11:55He went inside.
12:00Sir, I have never seen an animal
12:02kicking or kicking someone.
12:04Wow!
12:05I will tell you a trick.
12:06Please tell me.
12:08Never go near an animal in your life.
12:11What?
12:13You want to do it on the phone?
12:16You want to do it online?
12:17Online.
12:17No, I don't want to go near it.
12:19We have come so far to sit near you.
12:23No, I want to get close to it.
12:25Okay, I have understood.
12:27You have come to eat apples and apples.
12:29You will tie Lata up with ropes.
12:31God, forgive me.
12:33What happened?
12:34You tied her up earlier as well.
12:34I know what happens to her.
12:36Tie her up so that she doesn't move.
12:38God, forgive me.
12:39She knows that I have a knife on my neck.
12:41Okay.
12:42I will tie her up with ropes.
12:43Okay.
12:45She has a weak heart.
12:47The doctor said that she has a weak heart.
12:50Okay, so you..
12:51I will tie her up with ropes.
12:54She has a weak heart.
12:57Will you give her money or not?
12:59Why?
13:00Because her finger is weak.
13:01I will count it.
13:06Mr. Bukhari, please say something.
13:08Some goats were sacrificed here.
13:11Okay.
13:12The kids found a goat in the house.
13:14Goat?
13:15The condition of the goat was not good.
13:17Okay.
13:18We found a pot of sacrifice.
13:20Okay.
13:20We got our share of the money.
13:22Okay.
13:23But who will cook on the stove?
13:25Okay.
13:25The kids found a way to eat meat.
13:27Okay.
13:28All of them ran away with their uncle.
13:30Okay.
13:31Uncle was also in trouble.
13:32Uncle's goat was also stolen.
13:34Okay.
13:36The MPA got to know about it.
13:37He said, give me your hand.
13:38Okay.
13:39He also gave me his hand.
13:41Okay.
13:41I felt bad when I saw his hand.
13:43Okay.
13:44He took me away in anger.
13:46Okay.
13:47Then he gave us a slap.
13:49He said that we had taken the dog to save our heads.
13:55The relations were good.
13:57Okay.
13:57The elder sister earned four crores.
13:59Okay.
14:00She said that she will not make me her sister-in-law.
14:03Okay.
14:04She will make me her brother-in-law.
14:06She will make me her brother-in-law.
14:07God has blessed everyone with a good wife.
14:09Okay.
14:10A good wife has brought all the eggs.
14:12Okay.
14:13This is a sacrifice. Don't worry.
14:15Eat all of it.
14:17Wow.
14:18Eat all of it.
14:21It is very difficult to find a good wife.
14:24Okay.
14:24She had gone to our house to get married.
14:26Okay.
14:27We were left hungry.
14:29Okay.
14:29God has blessed us with a good wife.
14:31Wow.
14:33Very good.
14:36Ahmed Saeed.
14:37Yes, sir.
14:38I request you..
14:39Get up.
14:40Don't come here again.
14:43I will charge you Rs. 150.
14:45Why?
14:46I don't want to leave the money.
14:48You will keep it yourself.
14:49I don't want to give it to anyone.
14:51Yes.
14:52Why don't you keep it yourself?
14:54I don't want to give it to anyone.
14:56Why?
14:56These are not coins.
14:57Okay.
14:58These are weak coins.
14:59Oh, God.
15:00Do you know?
15:01The rescuers have brought them.
15:04What kind of rescuers are you?
15:05Your feet are dirty.
15:06Your uric acid is bad.
15:07Even your peacocks have a problem.
15:09Ahmed Saeed, I request you..
15:11Yes.
15:12..to listen to what Mr. Bhatt says.
15:13Okay.
15:16Sir, please say something.
15:17I tried to look into her eyes.
15:19I tried to look into her eyes.
15:22I tried to eat the food of love.
15:25The food of love.
15:26I tried to eat the food of love.
15:28I tried to look into her eyes.
15:31I tried to look into her eyes.
15:34I tried to look into her eyes.
15:36I tried to look into her eyes.
15:42I tried to look into her eyes.
15:44I tried to look into her eyes.
15:47I tried to look into her eyes.
15:49I tried to eat the food of love.
15:51Oh, God.
15:53I will say these two lines and then I will give you three or four more lines.
15:56Tell me.
15:58Don't laugh at me.
15:59Don't laugh at me.
16:02Don't bite me like a snake.
16:05Don't get trapped in my eyes.
16:11I drank tea in front of you.
16:14I drank tea in front of you.
16:16I gave you a small cup.
16:19I gave you a small cup so that my poem would be complete.
16:21Yes.
16:22I gave you a small cup.
16:24I gave you a small cup so that the tea wouldn't have any juice in it.
16:25Oh, wow.
16:27You have to drink it.
16:30Don't get trapped in the lane of love.
16:32Oh, wow.
16:35Amazing.
16:36Mr. Bhatt, I would like to request you.
16:38I would like to take advantage of my poetry.
16:40Thank you very much.
16:42Someone should do something good for me.
16:43Oh, wow.
16:45Someone should do something good for me.
16:47Someone should get me a girl every day.
16:49Oh, wow.
16:51And there was a girl.
16:53She also took away my money.
16:54Oh, wow.
16:55And there was a girl.
16:56She also took away my money.
16:58Who should I rob now?
16:59Oh, wow.
17:02And a couple of lines of poetry.
17:04Before you bring the tempering.
17:07Before you bring the tempering.
17:10And before you make a lot of noise.
17:14And how many times do I have to tell you?
17:17Look, before you put the chillies.
17:20Oh, wow.
17:21And a person turns into a goat.
17:23Amazing.
17:24A person turns into a goat.
17:27Before celebrating the Eid.
17:29Oh, wow.
17:31And she came to use her brains.
17:34Before making her wife understand.
17:36Oh, wow.
17:38And she used to find naan outside.
17:41Oh, wow.
17:41Before putting a pillow in the house.
17:44Oh, wow.
17:45And she used to get pimples again and again.
17:47Oh, wow.
17:48Before getting old.
17:50Oh, wow.
17:51And she kept my brother in mind.
17:54Oh, wow.
17:55And she kept my brother in mind.
17:58Before reciting her own poetry.
17:59Oh, wow.
18:01Wow.
18:03Give me an advance.
18:05How can I give you an advance?
18:06First, the animal..
18:07Brother, we have to go after the animal.
18:09If you give me an advance, the work will start.
18:11First, the animal..
18:12Oh, man, I am after the animal.
18:14Okay, you do one thing.
18:15First, bring the animal that you like.
18:18He has come.
18:19He is coming.
18:19He has come.
18:20Where are you going?
18:22Hello.
18:23I am so happy that my mother-in-law is dead.
18:29We will take a short break now.
18:31We will meet after the break.
18:33Let's have a touch of Punjabi.
18:34Oh, wow.
18:35Brother Arun, I have spoken to the entire city of Pakistan.
18:39Oh, wow.
18:39I have spoken to the entire city of Pakistan.
18:42I have solved every problem.
18:44Wow.
18:53Oh, wow.
18:55I am happy. I am happy.
18:57I am happy. I am happy.
19:00Welcome back, viewers.
19:02It was great fun.
19:03I enjoyed your poetry a lot.
19:07Now, I will.. No.
19:12Mr. Gilani, please sing something.
19:14First, enjoy the fun.
19:17I can hear it.
19:19First, enjoy the fun.
19:22First, enjoy the fun.
19:25Then perform a pilgrimage.
19:27Oh, wow.
19:29Wow.
19:31Very good.
19:32First, enjoy the fun.
19:34Then perform a pilgrimage.
19:37I will give you Rs. 600,000.
19:40Yes.
19:41He will give Rs. 600,000.
19:42He will give Rs. 600,000.
19:43I will give you Rs. 600,000.
19:46I will give you Rs. 600,000.
19:49First, enjoy the fun.
19:51Oh, wow.
19:53He is a good host.
19:55Then perform a pilgrimage.
19:58You will be successful in life.
20:01Wow.
20:01You will be successful in life.
20:04You will be successful in life.
20:06Oh, wow.
20:08You will be successful in life.
20:09He is so active.
20:10You will be successful in life.
20:13Wow.
20:15900 rats, 900 rats, 900 rats have been completed.
20:20Did you find me?
20:21This is the sacrifice of Haj.
20:23Wow, wow, wow, wow.
20:24Wow, wow, wow, wow.
20:27You can't buy gold, so touch it a little.
20:34She's like a poor woman.
20:37Mr. Agha, it's too expensive.
20:39It's the right of the smart ones as well.
20:42So don't do this.
20:46Wow, wow, wow, wow.
20:47Mr. Arun, I've spoken to the entire city of Pakistan.
20:51Wow, wow, wow.
20:51I've spoken to the entire city of Pakistan.
20:54I've taken care of every problem.
20:56Wow, wow, wow.
20:58But I've taken one in my heart.
21:00Yes.
21:01My wife tells me to do this.
21:03Wow, wow, wow.
21:04Very good.
21:05The party gave me a ticket.
21:07Look at the photo.
21:08I've been to the chair three times.
21:10They gave me a pair of legs.
21:11I've been to the chair three times.
21:13I've been to the chair three times.
21:15I've been to the chair three times.
21:16My wife tells me to do this.
21:17Wow, wow, wow.
21:18The MP, the MLA, the CEO, the minister,
21:22the clerics and the priests.
21:24Wow, wow, wow.
21:26I've been to the chair three times.
21:28My wife tells me to do this.
21:30Wow.
21:31I've done MFL.
21:32I've taken the double math exam.
21:33Wow.
21:34You can use my education.
21:36Wow, wow, wow.
21:37I've done MFL.
21:38I've taken the double math exam.
21:40The head of the children's pampers is with me.
21:42Wow.
21:44This is so funny.
21:46Wow.
21:47You've shown so much strength.
21:48I've been to so many houses.
21:50Wow.
21:50My wife tells me to do this.
21:52Wow.
21:53The priests have come to my house.
21:55Wow.
21:55They've been to my house four times in a week.
21:57Wow.
21:58They come to my house and eat everything.
22:01Wow.
22:01My wife tells me to do this.
22:04Wow.
22:05My wife tells me to do this.
22:07Wow.
22:09My wife tells me to do this.
22:12Wow.
22:13Wow, wow, wow.
22:14My wife tells me to do this.
22:16Wow, wow, wow.
22:18Very nice.
22:20Doctor, I'll present the Shambhai meeting to you.
22:22Tell us something.
22:23I'll recite a couple of verses.
22:24Okay.
22:25How much weight does the word carry?
22:27The word?
22:28How much weight does the word carry?
22:31You are late.
22:32Wow, wow, wow.
22:34You didn't let me walk.
22:37Yes.
22:37Now, how much weight does the word carry?
22:40You are late.
22:41Wow, wow, wow.
22:42You are born in this era.
22:43What do you know?
22:44Yes.
22:45You are late.
22:47Yes.
22:48You are late.
22:49Wow, wow, wow.
22:49And look at the next couple of verses.
22:51People think that I'm dead.
22:55Yes.
22:56I gave a new semester and I'm dead.
22:58Wow.
23:00Wow, wow, wow.
23:03The one who was copied had more marks than me.
23:07I mean, my paper had only marks.
23:09Yes.
23:10Wow, wow, wow.
23:11And the one I see as a friend says..
23:15..she's your sister-in-law.
23:16Wow, wow, wow.
23:19The one I see as a friend says..
23:21..she's your sister-in-law.
23:22And the one who has a strong heart says..
23:24..she's your sister-in-law.
23:25Wow, wow, wow.
23:27Wow, wow, wow.
23:27And it seems like a ring is kept on the city fire.
23:32Wow, wow, wow.
23:33And it seems like a ring is kept on the city fire.
23:37And the one who was copied had more marks than me.
23:40Wow, wow, wow.
23:45I would like to ask Mr. Ahmed Saeed for forgiveness.
23:48Wow, wow, wow.
23:49Sir, please say something.
23:49I can talk to him.
23:51Wow.
23:52I can talk to him.
23:54I can even hold his hand.
23:56Wow, wow, wow.
23:58I can talk to him.
24:00I can even hold his hand.
24:03And the one who has come without make-up..
24:05..I can be scared and I can even hit him.
24:07Wow, wow, wow.
24:09Wow, wow, wow.
24:10Wow, wow, wow.
24:12And someone should pray for me.
24:14What is it? What is it?
24:15What is it?
24:17He's a very clever poet.
24:18No, no, no.
24:20I should pray for Mr. Alwaila, right?
24:22Yes, yes, yes.
24:23And someone should pray for me.
24:24May God heal you.
24:25So that someone should marry me.
24:26Wow, wow, wow.
24:29Amen.
24:31So that someone should marry me.
24:33Someone should pray for me.
24:35So that someone should marry me.
24:37And the gesture that I am making..
24:40..may God understand it.
24:41Wow, wow, wow.
24:43Very good. Very good, sir.
24:45He loves girls.
24:48Wow.
24:48Mr. Maroom.
24:49Yes, yes.
24:49Wow, sir. For God's sake.
24:51No, no.
24:52He loves girls.
24:54Tell him to come here.
24:56Wow.
24:57Wow.
24:59He has five children in five years.
25:01He has five children in five years.
25:03Wow.
25:04How much more will you be loyal to him?
25:07He has robbed me.
25:09Wow, wow, wow.
25:11Mr. Shabbir Bhatt.
25:12Yes.
25:13Now I would like to present this candle to you.
25:16Sir, please give him something.
25:17Thank you very much.
25:18I have seen the love of a nine-year-old.
25:22Wow.
25:22I have seen the love of a nine-year-old.
25:27And since then I have been forgetting myself.
25:29Wow.
25:31And now she applies colour on her hair.
25:34And I am also wearing a wig on my head.
25:36Wow, wow, wow.
25:38Okay, so you are wearing a wig right now.
25:40No, I am wearing this right now.
25:42He is wearing a wig.
25:43He is wearing a wig.
25:44And first I got myself married.
25:48Wow.
25:49And then I regretted it.
25:50Wow, wow, wow.
25:51Wow, wow, wow.
25:52First I got myself married.
25:54And then I regretted it.
25:56Wow.
25:57And I didn't get any peace of mind.
26:00And then I regretted it.
26:01And then I regretted it.
26:02Wow, wow, wow.
26:03And eight semesters,
26:05in which everyone was angry.
26:07Wow.
26:08Eight semesters,
26:09in which everyone was angry.
26:12And when he also became a brave man.
26:14Wow, wow, wow.
26:18And I was sitting at home.
26:21I didn't want to do anything.
26:22And I was sitting at home.
26:23And I was sitting at home.
26:25I didn't want to do anything.
26:28And he made a face for ten days.
26:30Wow, wow, wow.
26:33Wow, wow, wow.
26:34Wow, wow, wow.
26:36Okay, I have seen that everyone is in the same condition except me.
26:39Come on, come on, come on.
26:40Yes, sir.
26:41I am so lucky.
26:43Wow.
26:43I got married at the age of 20.
26:45I am still late.
26:46What?
26:47Yes, marriage and wife are the best gifts.
26:51You should have got married on the fourth or fifth day.
26:54Why were you telling the make-up artist
26:56to apply the red colour base?
27:00Why are you regretting after getting married?
27:03I have a question for you.
27:04Yes, sure.
27:05So much preparation, is this for Eid?
27:07I don't know, she is the heroine of Bajirao Mastani.
27:10Or is she the brother of Bajirao Mastani?
27:13I am not Malaika.
27:15Then who are you?
27:15I am Anarkali.
27:17Wow, wow, wow.
27:18She is the old Anarkali, the new one.
27:21Okay, what are you here for?
27:23Today, I have come to tell all of you
27:25that you have written so much poetry on my name, Anarkali
27:30that you have not given me its royalty yet.
27:33Okay, sir, first of all..
27:34I think Anarkali is not listening to you.
27:36She has done so much poetry on her wife.
27:39I am helpless.
27:41What?
27:41I thought I should make bangles out of your hands.
27:44Wow.
27:45I thought I should make bangles out of your hands.
27:48Why did you bring my meter so close?
27:53Don't be disappointed.
27:54I have sent the AC to the cats.
27:56Wow.
27:57I have sent it to them.
28:00Wow, wow, wow.
28:02Wow, wow.
28:03And I can see that you have brought the meter of the gas as well.
28:05Yes, I have brought it.
28:07If a poet cannot give me its royalty
28:10then it is Eid and he is not giving me any meat.
28:14What is your answer, sir?
28:16I wrote a poem on Anarkali.
28:17Yes, go ahead.
28:18I think I wrote it for her.
28:19Yes, you have my permission.
28:20But now it doesn't seem like I wrote it for you.
28:23She is eating pizza from me and with what attitude?
28:26She is eating pizza from me and with what attitude?
28:29It is Eid Anarkali, right?
28:30Yes.
28:31She is eating pizza from me and with what attitude?
28:34She has brought me up with what attitude?
28:37Wow.
28:37Very good.
28:38Very good.
28:40We will take a short break now.
28:41Don't go anywhere. We will meet after the break.
28:43Will you ignore me?
28:46Wow.
28:47Wow, wow, wow.
28:48Look, I didn't come to Malaika today.
28:51Do you remember?
28:51Will you ignore me?
28:54Go ahead.
28:54Go ahead.
28:55Wow, wow.
28:56Will you pay attention to anyone else?
28:58Go ahead.
28:59Wow, wow, wow.
29:00Wow.
29:01What do you know?
29:02I have never seen such a broad-minded lover.
29:05Wow, wow, wow.
29:06Wow, wow, wow.
29:08Wow, wow, wow.
29:09Wow, wow, wow.
29:10Wow, wow, wow.
29:11Wow, wow, wow.
29:12Wow, wow, wow.
29:13Wow, wow, wow.
29:14Wow, wow, wow.
29:15Wow, wow, wow.
29:16Wow, wow, wow.
29:17Wow, wow, wow.
29:18Wow, wow, wow.
29:19Wow, wow, wow.
29:20Welcome back, viewers.
29:22Yes, Irza.
29:23Mr. Arun, I am very fond of poetry.
29:25Is it?
29:26That's why I want to go to my audience.
29:28Who knows, they might have something to tell us.
29:30Irza, speak a little louder.
29:32She is eating pizza from me.
29:35Before going to him, I want to open a poll of Mr. Salim
29:39and Goga as well.
29:40Go ahead.
29:40I went to a shopping mall yesterday.
29:43I was buying some clothes there.
29:44The shopkeeper came to me and said
29:47that a few days ago, Mr. Salim and Goga came here
29:50and bought clothes for some women.
29:52Oh.
29:53I asked him if his family was with him.
29:56Then he must have definitely bought for them.
29:58He said, no.
30:00So, if the clothes haven't reached you yet
30:02then find out to whom they have reached.
30:04This is how a girl gets her divorced on Eid.
30:08Yes, audience.
30:09My name is Muhammad Ahmed.
30:11I belong to Dera Ghazi Khan Tonsah Sharif.
30:13Oh, wow.
30:14So, happy Eid to everyone from my side.
30:16Happy Eid to you as well.
30:18I will recite a poem.
30:19Yes.
30:20What would you have done if Eid had come?
30:23I would have come to meet you.
30:25Yes.
30:26My love, Eid was just around the corner.
30:30I would have bloomed.
30:31Yes.
30:32You have been in my sorrows for a long time.
30:35You make my heart happy.
30:38I don't know when Eid will come.
30:40But I will heal my wounds.
30:42Wow.
30:44Oh, wow.
30:46If I get a salary, I will count my shoes on Eid.
30:52I will count my shoes on Eid.
30:53And on Eid day, I will count my hair.
30:57My brother, Arga,
30:59will get married on the day of his beloved's marriage.
31:02And on the fourth day, he will call his mother and say,
31:05mother, where is Parnad Dittai?
31:11Your tongue is very sweet.
31:12Sweet?
31:12Very sweet.
31:14The way you say the words in your mother tongue is amazing.
31:16How?
31:16When a father and son were talking,
31:18the father said,
31:19did you go?
31:20The son said, who?
31:21The father said, him.
31:23The son said, who?
31:24The father said, Khallai.
31:29After all this, my son Khallai..
31:34Next.
31:35Greetings.
31:36Greetings.
31:37Since it's Eid, I would like to wish everyone Eid Mubarak.
31:40Eid Mubarak.
31:41Shauraz Raat is present here.
31:42I would like to recite a couplet.
31:45Go ahead, sir.
31:46There were two pieces of a dead body lying on the street.
31:50Oh, wow.
31:52There were two pieces of a dead body lying on the street.
31:55The head was lying here.
31:57The body was lying here.
31:59A part of the ground was covered with blood.
32:03I asked, who is he?
32:06And what atrocity was he committing?
32:09Wow.
32:09A person was standing next to him.
32:12He said, I am Ishq.
32:13He was fighting with me.
32:15Oh, wow.
32:19Yes.
32:20Greetings.
32:20Greetings.
32:22My name is Isha Fayaz and I am from Azad Kashmir.
32:24Oh, wow.
32:25Eid Mubarak to all of you.
32:26Eid Mubarak to you too.
32:28First of all, I didn't let a stranger come into my heart.
32:31Oh, wow.
32:32I didn't let him go if I let him come.
32:34Wow.
32:34I met a person who was loyal to me with great difficulty.
32:37I didn't let him live in this world.
32:40Oh, wow.
32:42Wow.
32:43And my brother is so cheap.
32:45Yes.
32:46He didn't let me eat this much meat on Eid.
32:50He ate a lot but I didn't let him hide it.
32:55Yes, next.
32:56Greetings, sir.
32:57Greetings.
32:58First of all, Eid Mubarak to all of you.
33:00Eid Mubarak to you too. Thank you.
33:02My name is Maryam Nawaz.
33:03Oh, wow.
33:04Oh, wow.
33:06Wow.
33:06Wow.
33:07Wow.
33:10I belong to Lahore.
33:12Obviously.
33:14Yes.
33:15Sir, my question is that just like children name their animals
33:19what will you name your animals?
33:23Dead.
33:24Dead.
33:26Okay, look.
33:27The thing is that after a lot of thinking
33:29I took a vow of my sacrifice.
33:32After a lot of thinking, I decided to name it Veda Tajeeb.
33:36Wow.
33:38Yes, sir.
33:39Please say something.
33:40I will tell you a couple of lines.
33:43You will ignore me.
33:45Wow.
33:47See, he is not here today.
33:50Do you remember?
33:51You will ignore me.
33:53Go ahead.
33:53Go ahead.
33:54Wow.
33:55You will focus on someone else.
33:57Go ahead.
33:58Wow.
34:00What do you know?
34:01I have never seen such a broad-minded lover.
34:05What to say?
34:06Love is from Karachi.
34:08But you will marry in Lahore.
34:10Oh, wow.
34:11Wow.
34:13Wow.
34:14Very good.
34:15Wow.
34:16And you will not have a clean heart.
34:19Wow.
34:20Mr. Delhi, you will weaken the DPs.
34:26Wow.
34:28I am also number one in being stubborn.
34:31Will you be more stubborn?
34:33Go ahead.
34:34Wow.
34:36Very good.
34:38Mr. Gilani, please say something.
34:40My wife had a small palanquin.
34:44Wow.
34:47She is about to turn one year old.
34:51She treats her like her own sister.
34:58She calls her Laila, my Laila.
35:02Wow.
35:05And my Laila is not considered as my sister.
35:11Wow.
35:12And my Laila is not considered as my sister.
35:18But she considers me as her sister.
35:23Wow.
35:26Mr. Buhari, please say something.
35:28I have been thinking for a long time.
35:31I have been thinking for a long time.
35:34I have been thinking for a long time.
35:36I have been thinking for a long time.
35:38People should go to Dubai and make Punjab.
35:42Punjab should be the capital of Dubai.
35:44Wow.
35:49Very good.
35:50People often say..
35:54People often say..
35:55People often say..
35:58People often say..
36:00Wow.
36:02People often say..
36:04People often say..
36:06People often say..
36:08People often say..
36:11Wow.
36:15Sir, over to you, Mr. Ahmed.
36:16I just said that she is a chawal.
36:18Wow.
36:20He just said it.
36:22I just said that she is a chawal.
36:24Yes.
36:25And it was proved.
36:27She is a chawal.
36:28Wow.
36:32Why are you surprised to see yourself?
36:35The one whom he touched..
36:36She is a chawal.
36:38Wow.
36:40Very good.
36:42Why are you surprised to see yourself?
36:45The one whom he touched..
36:46She is a chawal.
36:48He looked fine during the day.
36:51In the evening, he opened his mouth and said she is a chawal.
36:54Very good, sir.
36:55We are so many people.
36:57We are so many people.
36:58We are so many people.
37:00Why don't we get together every day?
37:02Wow.
37:04We are so many people.
37:06Why don't we get together every day?
37:09Even if the grass is given to us equally.
37:11We will take it.
37:13Wow.
37:18And mother-in-law and wife are eleven.
37:21I and the goat are alone.
37:23Wow.
37:25Very good, sir.
37:26Last but not the least, Mr. Shabbir Bhatt.
37:29Please say something.
37:30I just said it.
37:32The food is served.
37:33Wow.
37:34And people forget themselves after hearing it.
37:38Wow.
37:38And I am standing next to you and thinking..
37:42..is the food served or the people?
37:45Wow.
37:47Very good.
37:48Very good, sir.
37:49Thank you very much.
37:51And the one whom I used to like..
37:55Yes.
37:56The one whom I used to like..
38:00..now I like her as well.
38:02Yes.
38:03And I think she has come back to her old age.
38:07She looks like her wife Soni.
38:09Wow.
38:11Wow.
38:11Very good, sir.
38:13Very good.
38:15Okay, it's time for music.
38:17We have Faria Kamal with us.
38:19And she has brought a very good song for us.
38:22Let's listen to a great song from her.
38:27Very good.
38:29Viewers, this was today's show.
38:30We will meet you in the next show.
38:32Take good care of yourselves.
38:33Allah Hafiz.