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00:00Friends, on behalf of me and the entire team of ARY,
00:03I wish you a very happy Eid.
00:05Today, we...
00:06Anyway, congratulations are also here.
00:08Today, we have specially arranged
00:11to spread a smile on your lips,
00:15that we have invited the best and the most famous
00:20poet-writers and poets from the whole of Pakistan.
00:24And we have decorated a grand bouquet here.
00:27So, let me introduce you.
00:29First of all, apart from me,
00:31the best poets present here.
00:34First of all, we have with us,
00:36the queen of poets,
00:39the emperor of elegance,
00:41the mischievous of the house.
00:42We have with us,
00:44Syed Salman Gilani.
00:45Hey!
00:48Hello.
00:50The queen and the emperor.
00:52Wow!
00:54And right next to him,
00:56there is a gentleman. Who is he?
00:59And right next to him,
01:01my dearest friend,
01:03and you all know him very well.
01:06He writes amazing poetry.
01:09Dr. Tahir Shaheer.
01:10Wow!
01:15And right next to him,
01:18Arif Hussain, who is known
01:21not only for his poetry,
01:23but also for his Punjabi language.
01:25Not only did he work very hard,
01:28he also spent his entire life studying.
01:30And even after that, he is still studying.
01:33And he serves the Punjabi language a lot.
01:35But the most important thing is,
01:37the beautiful poetry and the beautiful choice of words
01:41that Arif Hussain Bukhari makes,
01:43right now, in the present moment,
01:45no one else is doing the same.
01:48So, please welcome,
01:49Arif Hussain Bukhari.
01:51Wow!
01:52Wow!
01:57He sits right next to Arif Hussain Bukhari.
02:00You can see, he is so viral on social media.
02:04And he writes such amazing poetry.
02:07And he fits the songs with such a great style,
02:11that it is so much fun. And the great poets,
02:14who used to consider themselves great poets on social media,
02:16are shivering right now.
02:18And because of the AC, even he is shivering.
02:21Please welcome, Mr. Ahmed Saeed.
02:24Wow!
02:29He sits right next to him.
02:32I won't talk much,
02:34because he is the Additional Deputy Commissioner.
02:36But he is the Commissioner in terms of poetry.
02:40And he used to write great, serious poetry.
02:44Then all the poets together explained to him,
02:46that now he is absolutely fine.
02:48Now he writes great poetry.
02:49So, please welcome, Mr. Shabbir Hussain Butt.
02:54Wow!
02:58Thank you all so much.
03:00Your busy schedule increases on Eid.
03:03Thank you so much for coming.
03:05Mr. Haroon, you didn't bring a goat, you brought a poet.
03:10Eid was so good.
03:12So good.
03:14The sun set and the butcher left.
03:16Yes.
03:17We got a good sacrifice on Eid.
03:22We got a good sacrifice on Eid.
03:24And we have been cooking since morning.
03:26Yes.
03:27We have been sitting on Eid all day long.
03:30Yes.
03:31We have been sitting on Eid all day long.
03:34And go, butcher, someone's Eid has come for you.
03:37Yes.
03:38Go, butcher, someone's Eid has come for you.
03:41God didn't spoil your Eid.
03:43Wow!
03:46Mr. Butt, what do you like to eat on Eid?
03:48We eat meat on Eid.
03:50And when we are people from the administration,
03:52we have time only for Eid prayers.
03:56And then we have to clean the ruins of the city
03:59and do all the arrangements.
04:01So, our next three days are spent in this busy schedule.
04:04Watching the ruins.
04:05Yes, that's how it is.
04:07Mr. Ahmed, because you are an old acquaintance.
04:11You don't have to ask anything.
04:16No, no, even you didn't get your butcher's license.
04:19I didn't get my license.
04:20But you can ask me the same question.
04:21I had thought of the same answer.
04:27Greetings, brother.
04:28Greetings. Who are you?
04:30What?
04:30Who are you?
04:31I have come to shave you.
04:35Wow!
04:36Brother, what is this stuff?
04:38It's iron, brother.
04:41It's iron.
04:42And you have a goat's head on your head.
04:45I had called you a butcher.
04:47I had sent a man. I had heard.
04:48Your driver had come.
04:50Yes, yes. I had sent him.
04:51Ramzan's name.
04:51Yes, yes.
04:52He is yours, right?
04:53Yes, yes. I had sent him.
04:54Where is he?
04:55I don't know. He didn't give me a card.
04:57He would have given you a card.
04:58I would have sent you to shave.
04:59Why?
05:00He would have given you a goat's head.
05:01You would have shaved it.
05:02I would have shaved it.
05:04You don't have any blood in your body.
05:05What kind of a butcher are you?
05:06This is the first thing.
05:07This is the first thing.
05:08I would have done it.
05:11Okay, I had sent my man.
05:13I had heard that there is a very top butcher in Pakistan.
05:16His name is Hashim.
05:17So he has brought him here.
05:19Brother, I am here.
05:20Hashim, you are here?
05:21Yes.
05:22I had heard that he is a very good butcher.
05:24What?
05:25I had heard that he is a very good butcher.
05:27He is very good.
05:27Do you want to buy gold or do you want to buy meat?
05:31Okay, why have you come here?
05:32Sit outside.
05:33Where outside?
05:34Go outside. He will show you an animal.
05:35No, no. Not outside.
05:36There is no animal outside.
05:37This is the first time in my life that you are making me sacrifice.
05:40First time with you.
05:40The last time your video went viral.
05:43You were the one who slaughtered the goats.
05:44Yes, I do it myself.
05:45How do you sacrifice a camel when you are so young?
05:48You make me sacrifice a cat when I am young.
05:52What is your fee?
05:53Don't you get water to feed the animals?
05:54Yes, yes.
05:55I also drink water.
05:57What is your fee?
05:59What?
05:59How much money do you charge?
06:01It is normal.
06:02I don't charge that much money.
06:03Then?
06:04One lakh rupees. One and a half lakh rupees.
06:05What?
06:06What?
06:07One lakh rupees.
06:08You are a one and a half hour.
06:09Do you want to dance like an animal first?
06:12Go and get the animal.
06:13Don't do this.
06:14Don't do this.
06:14Our girl is sensitive.
06:18She has something in her teeth.
06:19She is sensitive.
06:19She has something in her ears.
06:20Nose.
06:21Nose.
06:22That's it.
06:22You are making me guess.
06:24You are looking at the picture.
06:25Wow! That's a nice picture.
06:27But I will complete the show.
06:29Don't go here and there.
06:30Stay right in front of my eyes.
06:32No, no. Get the animal.
06:33The animal will also come.
06:34No, no.
06:35It didn't come here. I will leave it.
06:37Why?
06:37Is it coming to you?
06:39It looks like a butcher.
06:41He has tied his clothes.
06:44Sing a song.
06:45I bought a goat for sacrifice.
06:48Wow!
06:49It was dancing on my ears.
06:52Wow!
06:52It gave me a heart attack.
06:55Wow!
06:55It took me to the butcher shop.
06:58Wow!
06:59I liked the oil.
07:02The goat kept coming to me.
07:05Wow!
07:05A stranger gave me..
07:07Wow!
07:09Wow!
07:11Remember one thing.
07:13What?
07:14Next Eid, you will have a fight with Mr. Gilani.
07:18Doctor, you also say something.
07:19I will say a few lines about the goat.
07:21This is a famous reference of the internet world.
07:25Wow!
07:27This is a famous reference of the internet world.
07:31My goat is unique from all the goats of the world.
07:33Wow!
07:36And it is a great mummy and daddy.
07:39It is a great mummy and daddy.
07:40It is a great mummy and daddy.
07:41It lives on strange things.
07:44It doesn't get beaten up.
07:45It drinks its shake.
07:47Wow!
07:49I got it online.
07:51Yes.
07:51It had a great following.
07:53Wow!
07:54I got it online.
07:56It had a great following.
07:58It had a lot of likes on its wall.
08:01Wow!
08:01It had a little attitude.
08:03Look at its attitude.
08:05Wow!
08:06Wow!
08:07Wow!
08:09Look at its attitude.
08:12Wow!
08:13It has a lot of hits on TikTok.
08:15Whenever it does this.
08:16Wow!
08:17Wow!
08:19It has a lot of hits on TikTok.
08:21Whenever it does this.
08:22Wow!
08:24And it has a lot of followers on Instagram.
08:27Wow!
08:27My goat is unique from all the goats of the world.
08:30Wow!
08:33Go and get the animals.
08:35The animals are coming.
08:36You didn't say that the animals are coming.
08:38Why shouldn't I go and get the animals?
08:40Do you know that I have a lot of work?
08:42Okay, do one thing.
08:43He will keep disturbing us.
08:45Go, he will tell you where the animals are.
08:47You can sacrifice there.
08:48No, no, no.
08:49Get the animals here.
08:50Why?
08:51The animals will come here.
08:53You should have asked him to get the animals here.
08:56Brother, the animals will come here.
08:59How many of you are there?
09:00We are a lot of people here.
09:01How many animals do you have?
09:03We have around 13 animals.
09:0613 animals, wow!
09:08How many people are there?
09:09We are a lot of people here.
09:1110-12 people.
09:11Because there should be more people.
09:13And there are 13 animals.
09:15Why should there be more people?
09:16To get rid of the animals.
09:17Why won't you get rid of the animals?
09:18I have a problem with the peacocks.
09:22And he is asking for lakhs of rupees.
09:24Okay, he is asking for help.
09:26He is sick.
09:27No, brother, there is a problem.
09:29Okay, get rid of it.
09:30The real work is to get rid of the knife.
09:31Okay, we will get it removed.
09:33Yes.
09:33So, will you get rid of the knife?
09:35No, who will make the sacrifice?
09:37I will.
09:38So, you will get rid of it.
09:39What?
09:40Yes, he will sacrifice his life to get rid of the knife.
09:42Yes, it is better.
09:43It is better.
09:44I will get rid of the knife, but you..
09:46Hey, don't touch me lightly.
09:49The animals will kick me.
09:50Who is responsible for that?
09:52Okay, I will get rid of the knife.
09:54Why won't you get rid of the knife?
09:55Brother, I can't get rid of the knife.
09:57Why?
09:57The shoulder is frozen.
10:01You are a fast bowler.
10:04It is a frozen shoulder.
10:05Yes.
10:06It is a problem for the animals.
10:07Yes.
10:08Okay, let's do one thing.
10:09Yes.
10:09Will you get rid of the skin?
10:10No, you don't know.
10:11I am blind and my eyes are weak.
10:13Yes.
10:14It is difficult for me to eat the skin.
10:16He said, he will get rid of the goat.
10:18He will get rid of the elephant.
10:20You will have to get rid of that.
10:21Brother, you are a careful man.
10:24I do all the work.
10:25He is a careful man.
10:27But he cooks meat very well.
10:29Yes, he must be good at cooking meat.
10:31You can cook meat as you wish.
10:32Really?
10:33Yes.
10:33You will cook meat as you wish?
10:35No, you have to cook it yourself.
10:38Then why won't you cook it?
10:39I can cook it.
10:41It is the problem of uric acid.
10:42I can't cook the goat.
10:43Then what are you taking Rs. 1 lakh for?
10:46I am not paying attention.
10:51Mr. Hashim, you are so damaged.
10:54You are so careless.
10:56You are making your aunt a widow for the sake of Rs. 1 lakh.
11:01Sir, people are like that.
11:03They will go anywhere when they are outside.
11:05They will kick you.
11:06Hey, you come here.
11:07You come here.
11:08And you will be like this.
11:10Okay, this really happened.
11:11Once I bought a big animal.
11:14It was very big.
11:16A man came to me like this.
11:18I was taking good care of it.
11:20He came in front of me and told me
11:23to do this and that.
11:25So I was holding it.
11:26After a while, I saw that he wasn't the man.
11:28This is absolutely true.
11:29I saw that he wasn't the man.
11:31I asked him where he had gone.
11:32He said that he had hit his head.
11:34He went inside.
11:39Sir, in our life, we have never seen
11:41an animal kicking or kicking and then disappearing.
11:44Wow.
11:44I will tell you a trick.
11:45Please tell me.
11:47Never go near an animal in life.
11:50What?
11:52You want to do it on the phone?
11:55You want to do it online?
11:56Online.
11:57No, no. I don't want to go near it.
11:59How far have we come to sit near you?
12:02No, man.
12:02If you want to touch it, come closer.
12:04Yes.
12:05Okay, I have understood.
12:06You have come to eat apples and apples.
12:08Come on, tie Lata to the rope.
12:11God, forgive me.
12:12What happened?
12:13You were tied to the rope earlier too.
12:14I know what happens to that poor animal.
12:16You tie it so that it doesn't move.
12:18God, forgive me.
12:18It knows that I have a knife around my neck.
12:21Okay.
12:21I tie Lata to it.
12:22Yes.
12:24This heart is very weak.
12:26I have shown it to the doctor.
12:27He says that the bones of the heart are weak.
12:29Okay, so you..
12:30I tied Lata to it.
12:33The heart is moving.
12:36Will you give me the money or not?
12:38Why?
12:39Because its finger is weak.
12:40I will not take it.
12:45Mr. Ari Bukhari, you do something.
12:47A goat was sacrificed here.
12:50Yes.
12:51The kids found a goat in the house.
12:53A goat was sacrificed?
12:54The condition of the goat was not good.
12:56Okay.
12:57It was a very big sacrifice.
12:59Okay.
13:00We got our share of the money.
13:01Okay.
13:02Who will cook food here?
13:04Okay.
13:05The kids found a way to eat food.
13:07Okay.
13:07All of them ran away with their uncle.
13:09Okay.
13:10Uncle was also in trouble.
13:12Uncle's goat was also stolen.
13:14Okay.
13:15The M.P.A. got to know about it.
13:16He said, give me your hand.
13:17Okay.
13:18He also gave me his hand.
13:20Okay.
13:20I felt very bad when I saw his hand.
13:22Okay.
13:23My brother-in-law got angry with me.
13:25Okay.
13:26Then I gave him a slap.
13:28He said, take the dog.
13:29I saved my head.
13:34The relations were good.
13:36Okay.
13:36My elder sister earned four crores.
13:38Okay.
13:39She said, don't make me your sister-in-law.
13:42Okay.
13:43Make me your brother-in-law.
13:46Make me your brother-in-law.
13:46God has blessed everyone with a good wife.
13:48Okay.
13:49A good wife has brought good food.
13:51Okay.
13:52Don't worry if you don't have a good wife.
13:54She will cook food for you and feed you.
13:56Wow.
13:58She will cook food for you and feed you.
14:01It's very difficult to cook food.
14:03Okay.
14:03She had gone to our house to cook food.
14:05Okay.
14:06We were left hungry.
14:08Okay.
14:09God has blessed us with a good wife.
14:11Wow.
14:12Very good.
14:15Ahmed Saeed.
14:16Yes.
14:17I would like to request you..
14:18Get up.
14:19Don't do this again.
14:22I will charge you Rs. 150.
14:25Why?
14:25I won't be able to pay the interest.
14:27You will pay it yourself.
14:28I can't pay the interest.
14:31Yes.
14:31Why don't you pay the interest yourself?
14:33I can't pay the interest.
14:35Why?
14:36Because I am weak.
14:38Wow.
14:39Do you know?
14:40The rescuers have brought him.
14:43What kind of rescuers are you?
14:44You have a problem with your feet.
14:45You have a problem with your uric acid.
14:46You have a problem with your peacocks too.
14:48Ahmed Saeed, I would like to request you..
14:51Yes.
14:51..to listen to what Mr. Bhatt says.
14:53Okay.
14:55Sir, please say something.
14:57I looked at her with my eyes.
14:58Wow.
14:59I looked at her with my eyes.
15:01I ate the food of love.
15:03Wow.
15:04I ate the food of love.
15:05I ate the food of love.
15:07I looked at her with my eyes.
15:09Wow.
15:10I looked at her with my eyes.
15:13I looked at her with my eyes.
15:15Wow.
15:16I took a bath every day.
15:17Wow.
15:22I looked at her with my eyes.
15:24Eyes.
15:24I took a bath every day.
15:27I couldn't do that, Ahmed.
15:29I ate food of love.
15:30Wow.
15:32I will say two lines and then I will recite three to four lines.
15:36Please say it.
15:37Don't laugh at me.
15:38Don't laugh at me.
15:41Don't bite me like a snake.
15:43Wow.
15:44Don't get trapped in my eyes.
15:47Wow.
15:50I drank tea in front of you.
15:52I drank tea in front of you.
15:55I gave you a small cup.
15:57Wow.
15:58I gave you a small cup so that my poem is complete.
16:00Yes.
16:01I gave you a small cup.
16:03Don't get sucked into the tea.
16:05Wow.
16:06You have to drink it.
16:09Wow.
16:10Don't get trapped in love.
16:11Wow.
16:14Amazing.
16:15I would request you to help us with your poem.
16:20Thank you.
16:21Someone should do something good for me.
16:23Wow.
16:24Someone should do something good for me.
16:27Someone should get me a girl every day.
16:29Wow.
16:30Someone should get me a girl every day.
16:34Wow.
16:34Someone should get me a girl every day.
16:37Someone should get me a girl every day.
16:39Wow.
16:41Two or three lines.
16:44Before you get a girl..
16:46Before you get a girl..
16:49Before you get a girl..
16:53..look at how many girls are here.
16:56Look at how many girls are here.
16:59Wow.
17:00A man becomes a goat.
17:03Wow.
17:04A man becomes a goat.
17:06To celebrate Eid.
17:08Wow.
17:10I have come to use my brains.
17:13To make my wife understand.
17:15Wow.
17:18I used to get naan from outside.
17:20Wow.
17:21To put a cloth in the house.
17:23Wow.
17:24I got a lot of cheats.
17:27To grow hair.
17:30Wow.
17:31A brother keeps an eye on me.
17:33Wow.
17:34A brother keeps an eye on me.
17:37To recite his own poetry.
17:39Wow.
17:40Wow.
17:41Wow.
17:43Give me an advance.
17:44How can I give you an advance?
17:45First the animals..
17:46We have to go after the animals.
17:48If you give me an advance, the work will start.
17:50First the animals..
17:51I am after the animals.
17:53Okay, do one thing.
17:54First bring the animal of your choice.
17:57He is coming.
17:59He is coming.
18:00Where are you going?
18:01Hello.
18:03I am here to inform you that my mother-in-law has died.