Hukumti Tax say preshan Shehri Khoon aur Gurday Baichay par Majboor Hogaya
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Hukumti Tax say preshan Shehri Khoon aur Gurday Baichay par Majboor Hogaya
Hukumti Tax say preshan Shehri Khoon aur Gurday Baichay par Majboor Hogaya
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00:00Don't talk too much. We are in such a bad condition. You want to sell us, don't you?
00:07You are already sold.
00:08Sir, I don't want to sell.
00:09You will get a rating. You have a salary of lakhs of rupees.
00:12Whose salary is lakhs of rupees?
00:14Your salary.
00:15Sir, I don't have a salary of lakhs of rupees. I have a salary of thousands of rupees.
00:17You don't know what I am feeling.
00:19But you told me that you work in a good organization.
00:24And I think you have a good salary according to them.
00:28But there were some problems because of which you told us that you want to come.
00:31They have put so much tax that my salary is two lakhs of rupees.
00:38Your salary is two lakhs of rupees.
00:39I have to pay fifteen hundred rupees.
00:41What is the use of that?
00:43The electricity bill is ten thousand rupees.
00:45Yes, sir.
00:46I will have to pay forty thousand rupees more.
00:49Okay, sir.
00:51What happened, sir?
00:52I have just given blood.
00:53What did you give blood for?
00:54I have to spend my life. I have to live my life.
00:57I have to sell my blood.
00:58If anyone of your acquaintances needs kidneys, please let me know.
01:02Why?
01:03I will sell them.
01:04Sir, don't talk about selling kidneys.
01:06What do you know? You people come on TV.
01:09Sir, we come on TV, but we know that we are in this world.
01:12The coat you are wearing right now, I won't be able to earn as much as your coat.
01:18Sir, this is a free coat.
01:19We have to return it as soon as the show ends.
01:21That too after washing it.
01:22That too after washing it.
01:23But sir, you told me that you have to pay two lakh rupees.
01:26Are you married?
01:28I was married an hour and a half ago.
01:32What?
01:33Your sister-in-law divorced me.
01:36Why did my sister-in-law divorce you?
01:38Okay, you are saying that your wife divorced you.
01:40You have nothing.
01:42You have nothing.
01:43Sir, you said that you have to pay two lakh rupees.
01:45Why don't you have anything?
01:46When I got married, we lived a very happy life.
01:51Do you know why we got divorced?
01:54Why?
01:55It's been a long time since you took us out for entertainment.
01:59Then you should have taken us.
02:00I took the kids.
02:02Where did you take the kids?
02:04The kids, your sister-in-law got ready.
02:06Then I saw the condition of my pocket.
02:08There was nothing.
02:09So I came out of the house.
02:10I sat on the corner of the bridge.
02:12I said,
02:15What kind of entertainment is this?
02:16I said, the kids will be happy.
02:17That too a lot.
02:18Sir, you have left a lot of kids for such entertainment.
02:21I would have left them.
02:23There was no sorrow.
02:24Sir, you should have taken them to an amusement park.
02:27There was no money.
02:28If you had left them, there would have been no problem.
02:31In the end, the woman cursed me.
02:33Who?
02:34Your sister-in-law cursed me.
02:36You?
02:37Yes.
02:38Sir, this is wrong.
02:39This is a little wrong.
02:40How many kids do you have?
02:42How many kids do you have?
02:43Two, two and a half.
02:45How are two and a half kids?
02:47One and a half.
02:49One is going to come.
02:51Yes, it was like that.
02:52What do you mean by that?
02:54We had said that the situation should be good.
02:57Yes, yes.
02:58We had left our property.
03:00There is a paper on the property.
03:02Oh, you took it with you.
03:03Yes.
03:04Show me, sir.
03:05We had a mansion.
03:06Then?
03:07I think my grandfather had said,
03:08When there is a difficult time, open it.
03:10Sir, I don't think there can be a more difficult time than this.
03:13Open it, sir.
03:14I got it today.
03:15I met my father.
03:16Okay.
03:17And my father told me,
03:18When my father was going,
03:19Father?
03:20What father?
03:21No, my father.
03:22Father?
03:23Yes.
03:24Yes.
03:25So when he was going from the world,
03:26He said, son, don't use the fan for three minutes.
03:28Don't use the fan for three minutes.
03:29Why?
03:30He was stuck with the fan.
03:31He was also in a bad condition.
03:34He said, son, don't use the fan for three minutes.
03:36If the fan falls,
03:37You guys will have a problem in the summer.
03:40Right.
03:41I went.
03:42Father was hanging.
03:43Father also committed suicide.
03:44He was hanging.
03:45And it was written on the wall,
03:46With mother's lipstick,
03:47I quit.
03:48I quit.
03:49And he was hanging.
03:50I went and saw,
03:51Father was on that side.
03:52Yes.
03:53I said, father.
03:54Yes, father.
03:55Okay, father didn't move.
03:56Then I opened the fan a little and closed it.
03:58Why?
03:59Because if I moved a little,
04:00He came here.
04:01His face came this way.
04:02If he came here,
04:03He was like this.
04:04Sir, you too could have gone that way.
04:05This fan.
04:06But let me tell you.
04:07I tried a lot to get out of poverty.
04:09Then?
04:10My friends told me,
04:11Brother, you didn't do anything.
04:12Relog on your poverty.
04:13Then?
04:14I took my mobile.
04:15Yes.
04:16My mobile was on Nipah Chaurangi.
04:18That also got snatched?
04:19I was also relogging.
04:20I put it on Nipah Chaurangi.
04:22Yes.
04:23And there was traffic here.
04:24Brother came behind me.
04:25I said, this brother is with me.
04:26What will you say?
04:27Yes.
04:28He said, if you say,
04:29I won't take anything.
04:30So, sir.
04:31You are worried.
04:32You also start snatching.
04:33Hey, I will do it.
04:34Believe me, I will do it.
04:35Yes.
04:36But I am scared.
04:37What are you scared of?
04:38These people would have burnt me.
04:39So what happened, sir?
04:40Life is full of worries.
04:41Life is full of worries.
04:42I am scared of death.
04:43I am scared of death.
04:44And the day this fear is over.
04:45My life.
04:46Yes.
04:47I don't have anything left.
04:48Should I tell you?
04:49So, how much is your bank balance right now?
04:50How much is it?
04:51My bank balance is...
04:52Six and a half hundred rupees.
04:53That's it?
04:54Because if it is less than this,
04:55I will close my account.
04:56Sir, relax.
04:57Relax.
04:58You drink water.
04:59Drink water.
05:00Our representatives are also present with us.
05:01Very nice.
05:02Very beautiful.
05:03Mr. Maroom.
05:04Assalamualaikum, Maroom.
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07:13Use a smart phone to save your money!
07:24Yes
07:26Yes
07:27Yes
07:29I saw the discussion
07:30Yes
07:32Talk in Urdu. You don't know English. Talk to me in Urdu.
07:36Sir, please come here.
07:38Sir, we are working people.
07:41Rice, flour, ghee, everything has come below us.
07:43They have come below them. They have increased in money.
07:46They have come below them.
07:48Money hasn't increased in money. The value of money has increased a lot.
07:53I have found out from the market that $1 is for 8 annas.
07:59The viewers are getting $2 for $1.
08:02This is a true report.
08:04Do you want to ask anyone else?
08:05No, Mr. Maroom. Just tell me where you have gathered all these people?
08:12In which area? Where have you come from?
08:15Where I am present, there is a mental hospital nearby.
08:23I don't know what place this is.
08:25This is not a mental hospital.
08:27You have gathered mad people.
08:29I wish your uncle was not here.
08:32I had tolerated you yesterday.
08:35Now I feel like slapping you right here.
08:37You are an anchor. Gather useful people.
08:39Gather mad people like you.
08:41I don't know how to talk to you.
08:43We are sitting in the news.
08:49Ladies and gentlemen, he was present with us.
08:53I want to do a job here.
08:55His uncle has hired me.
08:57Our talented Mr. Maroom was present with us.
09:03Mr. Maroom is a very smart person.
09:06He reported me and made me happy.
09:10He was kidding.
09:12He has named himself Maroom in advance.
09:14No, sir. That's his name.
09:16Sir, I can feel it.
09:21What is this?
09:23I used to get a salary.
09:25I used to roam around.
09:27Sir, I heard you have a car.
09:29What do you know? You are on TV.
09:31Sir, I know everything. I live in the area.
09:33I know everything.
09:35I have a car.
09:37But my family is big.
09:39My car is small.
09:41So, I can't come in it.
09:43So, are you in the car now?
09:45Yes, I am in the car.
09:49My family is big.
09:51I can't come in it.
09:53Ladies and gentlemen.
09:55This is the condition of our people.
09:57You should check the condition of the small car.
09:59Yes, sir. It is very good.
10:01You should play with it.
10:03The government has ruined us.
10:05The government has sold us.
10:07All of them have made us poor.