Big Bill Hell's Cars | movie | 2006 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

Big Bill Hell's is a fake ad for a fictional used car dealership set in Baltimore, Maryland, best known for its vulgar p | dG1fczh3QlFxazllSmM

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00:00Fuck you, Baltimore!

00:02If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,

00:04you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars!

00:07Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves!

00:09If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill,

00:11you can kiss my ass!

00:12It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker,

00:15you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!

00:17If you find a better deal,

00:18shove it up your ugly ass!

00:19You heard us right!

00:20Shove it up your ugly ass!

00:21Bring your trade!

00:22Bring your title!

00:23Bring your wife!

00:24We'll fuck her!

00:25That's right, we'll fuck your wife!

00:26Because at Big Bill Hell,

00:27you're but six ways from Sunday!

00:28Take a hike!

00:29To Big Bill Hell!

00:30Home of challenge pissing!

00:31That's right, challenge pissing!

00:33How does it work?

00:34If you can piss six feet in the air straight up,

00:36and not get wet,

00:37you get no down payment!

00:38Don't wait! Don't delay!

00:39Don't fuck with us,

00:40or we'll rip your nuts off!

00:41Only at Big Bill Hell!

00:42The only dealer that tells you to fuck off!

00:44Hurry up, asshole!

00:45This event ends the minute after you write us a check!

00:48And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!

00:50Go to Hell!

00:51Big Bill Hell's Cars!

00:52Baltimore's filthiest,

00:53and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches

00:55in the state of Maryland!

00:56Guaranteed!

00:59Guaranteed!