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Big Bill Hell's Cars | movie | 2006 | Official Clip
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6/5/2024
Big Bill Hell's is a fake ad for a fictional used car dealership set in Baltimore, Maryland, best known for its vulgar p | dG1fczh3QlFxazllSmM
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Fuck you, Baltimore!
00:02
If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,
00:04
you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars!
00:07
Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves!
00:09
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill,
00:11
you can kiss my ass!
00:12
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker,
00:15
you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!
00:17
If you find a better deal,
00:18
shove it up your ugly ass!
00:19
You heard us right!
00:20
Shove it up your ugly ass!
00:21
Bring your trade!
00:22
Bring your title!
00:23
Bring your wife!
00:24
We'll fuck her!
00:25
That's right, we'll fuck your wife!
00:26
Because at Big Bill Hell,
00:27
you're but six ways from Sunday!
00:28
Take a hike!
00:29
To Big Bill Hell!
00:30
Home of challenge pissing!
00:31
That's right, challenge pissing!
00:33
How does it work?
00:34
If you can piss six feet in the air straight up,
00:36
and not get wet,
00:37
you get no down payment!
00:38
Don't wait! Don't delay!
00:39
Don't fuck with us,
00:40
or we'll rip your nuts off!
00:41
Only at Big Bill Hell!
00:42
The only dealer that tells you to fuck off!
00:44
Hurry up, asshole!
00:45
This event ends the minute after you write us a check!
00:48
And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
00:50
Go to Hell!
00:51
Big Bill Hell's Cars!
00:52
Baltimore's filthiest,
00:53
and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches
00:55
in the state of Maryland!
00:56
Guaranteed!
00:59
Guaranteed!
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