The Great Grape Ape Show The Great Grape Ape Show E012 – The Purple Avenger
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00Or is it nestled low in the mountains of higher Carpathia? Whatever.
00:05For centuries, this colorful little kingdom has been proudly proclaimed for its peaceful, prosperous, happy peasants.
00:13We are happy peasants now! How we love a happy cow!
00:17Oompah-pah! Oompah-pah-pah! Oompah-pah-pah-pah!
00:21Ooooooh!
00:25But alas, now bad days have come to lovely Upper Bulgaria. No longer do the people proudly proclaim they are peaceful, prosperous, happy peasants.
00:33Nooooooo!
00:35Mmmmmmm!
00:38Nooooooo!
00:40Why has Dumpnograd become such a miserable place in which to live?
00:44Because of one man and one man alone. The world-renowned local tyrants, they're a nasty, nasty, no goodly.
00:52All right, you peasants.
00:54Nooooooo!
00:56Hold down the moaning and groaning. I have an announcement from your beloved tyrant.
01:00Nooooooo!
01:03Who said that?
01:05Never mind. Just read about the taxes.
01:09As you command, your tyrant.
01:12Out loud, out loud, cabbage head!
01:15That's right. By order of your exalted tyrant, Berenogudnik, all peasants must now pay double taxes or whammo into the flammo.
01:25Oh boy, am I mean and rotten, sensational.
01:28Your evil ship, I am pitiful peasant Flugel, and I cannot pay more taxes. All I have in the whole world is the clothes on my back.
01:36Oh, that's all, pitiful peasant Flugel?
01:38Yeah.
01:39The clothes on your back?
01:40Yeah, that's all. I'll take them.
01:44But never fear. All is not hopeless in Upper Bulgaria, for there is a legend among the simple folk of the land.
01:51When tyranny and oppression seem unbearable, a hero and champion will ride out of the night to save them.
01:58A hero who is bold, daring, resourceful.
02:02I am pitiful peasant Farfel, your rotten ship. All I have in the world is this cheesy thatched hut.
02:08That's all, peasant Farfel, that cheesy thatched hut?
02:11That's all.
02:12Okay, I'll take it.
02:17Oh, mouse me, mouse me.
02:22Oh, that poor peasant fellow. I'm gonna go talk to that low-down tyrant.
02:27I'm gonna go talk to that low-down tyrant.
02:30Me too.
02:32Let's go.
02:36New law from abominable tyrant. All strangers that are found in the village will be locked in solitary confinement for life.
02:43But maybe longer.
02:45Solitary confinement for strangers?
02:49You know something great? We'd better use my brains and your brawn.
02:55We are happy peasants now, and we love it here and now.
03:00Happy peasants, oh, we love it, yeah, yeah. Happy peasants, oh, we love it, happy, happy, yeah, yeah.
03:08We are happy peasants, yeah.
03:11Uh, you wanna attract attention?
03:14Sorry.
03:15We never see you before. You must be stranger.
03:19Oh, no, no. Not stranger. Me and, uh, friend here, yeah, we live here since we was tiny baby.
03:26Friend? Not see friend, bear friend.
03:29Uh, a bear friend.
03:32It's a gorilla!
03:34Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
03:40Not to fear. He is your ordinary 40-foot tall peasant, like everybody else.
03:46Is hard life for peasants.
03:49If only Zorowski, the Purple Avenger was here to save us.
03:53Zorowski? Who's that?
03:55Zorowski, the Purple Avenger is the biggest hero in the history of Upper Bulgaria.
04:00Look, here's a picture of the Purple Avenger.
04:03Purple Avenger, huh?
04:05Hey, come here, Grapey.
04:07Now, this is where my brain...
04:11and your brawn...
04:14Gotcha.
04:15Hmm, somehow, I get the feeling that pretty soon, the great Zorowski will ride again.
04:23And so, a legend is reborn. Out of the night, a new Purple Avenger appears.
04:29Grapey, Zorowski, Grapey.
04:34Moving silently stealthily through the night.
04:37Ow, Grapey.
04:39Shh, quiet, will you?
04:41Oh, well. As the Purple Avenger crashes through the night, all I can say is, look out, pirates.
04:49It's quiet out there in the village. Too quiet.
04:56Zorowski, the Purple Avenger, special return for... Zorowski?
05:01There is no Zorowski!
05:03The Purple Avenger is merely an ignorant peasant's superstition.
05:07Zorowski, Grapey.
05:09Oh, no! It's an ignorant peasant's superstition!
05:14It is Zorowski!
05:20Your Willingship, I would like to make a statement.
05:22Yes, yes, what is it?
05:23I quit!
05:26You can't quit! You have a 50-year assistant pirate contract!
05:30Contract don't count!
05:31You break contract, you infringe it!
05:35Contract! You infringe it!
05:38What? Don't count!
05:42I want my Zorowski with closed eyes for 10 seconds.
05:46Then one of you will write on Blackboard where to find Zorowski.
05:50And we'll now see who is Zorowski!
05:54It's not very chance keeping.
05:56Repeat!
05:58Go! One, two, three, four, five, six,
06:04seven, eight, nine, ten!
06:08Now we open our eyes. Ready or not?
06:12They're gone! The lowly peasants are gone!
06:16Zorowski!
06:17I know, I know!
06:25This one's best I ever think of!
06:27100% sure thing!
06:29Boy, oh boy! I sure hope so!
06:32Tomorrow is big peasant festival! Music, dancing!
06:36When peasants come to courtyard to dance kazatski,
06:39Zorowski sure to be among them!
06:42When they see him, I will pull this rope!
06:47Then the purple Avenger will be our prisoner at last!
06:53At last!
06:56Allez!
06:58Ha, ha, ha!
07:00Tomorrow there is the purple Avenger!
07:03And then I discover which one moves!
07:06I did hardly make!
07:08One, two, three, kick!
07:10One, two, three, kick!
07:12One, two, three, kick!
07:14One, two, three, kick!
07:16One, two, three, kick!
07:18Easy!
07:21Watch it!
07:28Now for the next plan!
07:32Time to leave, find Zorowski!
07:34We're leaving, we're leaving!
07:38No, nothing on Hell's wanted page!
07:40Nobody wants to hire a tyrant!
07:42Maybe we better look for some other kind of work!
07:45Murder!
07:46If we don't find village what wants a tyrant,
07:48then we build our own village!
07:50One, two, three, kick!
07:52One, two, three, kick!
07:54One, two, three, kick!
07:56One, two, three, kick!
07:58One, two, three, kick!
08:00One, two, three, kick!
08:02One, two, three, kick!
08:04We are happy peasants now,
08:06and this is not a pretty town!
08:11If only we could thank Zorowski for saving us from the tyrant!
08:15Oh, now that's easy! He's right here!
08:17Where? Where is Zorowski?
08:19I don't see anybody!
08:21Up there!
08:23It's the Purple Avenger!
08:26Oh, no, no, no! It's the Purple Avenger!
08:29Show him, Grape!
08:31Grape-ape!
08:32Mask!
08:33Gallop, gallop, gallop!
08:35Bye-bye, tyrant!
08:37Grape-ape!
08:38It is Zorowski, the Purple Avenger!
08:41Stay here with us forever, Zorowski!
08:43Be our leader!
08:45Be our leader! Be our leader!
08:53Oh, look at that appetite!
08:57We will be bankrupt!
08:59There's only one thing to do!
09:01That's the fastest way out of Upper Bulgaria!
09:04Too bad you got to go so quick!
09:06We don't really have to go!
09:08Come back sometime soon!
09:11Maybe ten years?
09:14Twenty years, even better!
09:16Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org