Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain E008 Narfily Ever After

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00:00 - Please! You said you'd tell me a fairy tale, Cranky Big Head Mousy!

00:04 - Bah! Fairy tales. Pseudo-psychological allegories for the feeble-minded.

00:09 - Nuff! I love fairy tales! - My point exactly.

00:13 - You promise, Cranky Big Head Mousy?

00:16 - Yes! And give it a happy, happy ending, brain!

00:20 - Happy ending? There are no happy endings. Life is an uninterrupted series of humiliating failures.

00:26 - I want Cinderella! It's my favorite 'cause there's lots of fuzzies in it! And a pumpkin!

00:32 - I'll give you Cinderella. The real Cinderella.

00:35 - There was a really for real Cinderella?

00:38 - Yes! But it's not the sugar-coated, namby-pamby version you read in your storybooks.

00:44 The real hero of Cinderella was a mouse. A particularly intelligent mouse named...

00:49 - Cranky Mousykin! - Well, all right. Cranky Mousykin.

00:53 And his best friend and confidant was named Wee Willie Pinky.

00:56 - Whatever. Anyway... - And they all live together in Fairyland!

01:02 - Yay! I live in Fairyland!

01:05 - Wee Willie Pinky, Fairyland is in trouble.

01:08 Look, Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, Little Jack Horner just sits in a corner.

01:13 Mary Mary is quite contrary. - I am not!

01:17 - And do you know why? - Um...

01:19 Is it because you're telling this story and you have a very pessimistic view of life?

01:22 - No. In the words of the great Spike Lee, it's the shoes.

01:27 Everyone wears glass slippers. No wonder Little Bo Peep can't catch up with her sheep.

01:31 No wonder Jack Horner's afraid to stand up.

01:34 - And no wonder Mary Mary is such a sourpuss. - Oh, sis, you!

01:38 - But I have the solution. Imagine if shoes were made of... leather!

01:43 (musique de l'ambiance)

01:47 (musique de l'ambiance)

01:50 (musique de l'ambiance)

01:54 (musique de l'ambiance)

01:57 (musique de l'ambiance)

02:01 (musique de l'ambiance)

02:04 - Hey! When do you get to the part about Cinderella?

02:21 - I was just coming to that.

02:23 Cranky Mousetkin was never able to complete his brilliant plans

02:26 because of constant pestering by a giddy, irksome girl named Cinder Elmira.

02:31 - There you are, Cranky Mousetkin. It's time to play dress-up.

02:35 - Oh, joy! - Zut!

02:37 - Not the dolly clothes again. - Bleh!

02:40 - Oh, oh, oh! Can I wear the little milkmaid outfit?

02:43 - Silly Mouseties! We're not gonna dress you up.

02:47 We're gonna dress me up. - Oh, fudge!

02:50 - Zut! - Supposed to go to Prince Rudy's

02:52 birthday ball, and I don't know what to wear.

02:56 - Yet another one of your frivolous interruptions.

02:59 I don't have time to act as your wardrobe consultant.

03:01 You can wear rags for all I care. - Oh, but Cranky Mousetkin,

03:04 Cinder Elmira can't let the king and queen of Fairyland

03:07 and all the influential members of the court see her dressed in rags.

03:10 - What do I care what the influential members of the court...

03:13 Wee Willie Pinky. That's brilliant!

03:15 Are you pondering what I'm pondering? - Um, no, Cranky Mousetkin.

03:19 I'm not believing in a story you made up.

03:21 - We shall go to the ball with Cinder Blockhead

03:24 and use the gala occasion to introduce my new leather shoes.

03:27 - But I can't take Silly Mouseties to the big royal ball.

03:31 - No, but you can take your coach and footmen.

03:34 - Where will I get some of those?

03:36 - Ooh!

03:39 - Behold, Cinder Elmira, your fairy mouse mother.

03:43 - Uh, where?

03:45 - You, Pinky. You can wave your wand

03:47 and give Cinder Elmira a lovely gown and coach.

03:50 - I can? - Yes!

03:52 - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-wee!

03:55 I'm a fairy mouse mother!

03:57 - Zot!

03:59 - ♪ We'll turn some trash into royal fashion ♪

04:00 ♪ Tricking her's really a sport ♪

04:02 ♪ Wiggle your fingers and say silly words ♪

04:04 - ♪ Nuffety-puffety-zot ♪

04:06 - ♪ Tell her she's got to put on this schmata ♪

04:08 ♪ She isn't very adroit ♪

04:10 ♪ Tell her this bedpan is really a crown ♪

04:12 - ♪ Nuffety-puffety-poit ♪

04:14 - ♪ I'm lovely and refined ♪

04:16 - ♪ She's got pizzazz ♪ - ♪ I'm glamorous as ♪

04:18 - ♪ The elephant man's behind ♪

04:20 ♪ We'll make this bumpkin ride in a pumpkin ♪

04:22 ♪ Wearing a rye for a scarf ♪

04:24 ♪ Next to this dimwit, you even look smart ♪

04:26 - ♪ Nuffety-puffety-nuff ♪

04:28 - Ooh! I look beautiful.

04:31 - And look, Cinder Elmira,

04:33 we have special magical dancing shoes for you.

04:36 - For me? Oh, Cranky Mouse again.

04:39 I'm gonna squeeze you and hug you and--

04:41 (gasps) Where are you?

04:43 - Take off the shoe.

04:46 (musique joyeuse)

04:48 (musique joyeuse)

04:50 (musique joyeuse)

04:52 - You can huff and puff all you want,

04:54 but you can't come into Prince Rudy's ball

04:56 without an invitation. - Huh!

04:58 - Oh, Mrs. Sprath, you're looking spelt.

05:01 (musique joyeuse)

05:03 (musique joyeuse)

05:05 - Whee! Whee!

05:07 - Wee Willie Pinky, stop the pumpkin!

05:09 - What pumpkin? - That pumpkin!

05:11 - You mean the elegant couch?

05:13 - Whee! Whee! - Ha! Ha! Ha!

05:16 (rugissement)

05:17 (rire)

05:18 - I'm Mrs. Anteby, the royal governess.

05:20 Who are you?

05:21 - I'm Cinder Elmira, the loveliest princess

05:24 in the whole world.

05:26 - And I'm a magic fairy!

05:29 Poof! Poof!

05:31 - Um, we're her footmen.

05:33 - You're very small.

05:34 - She has very small feet.

05:36 - And the loveliest magical dancing shoes

05:39 in all Fairyland.

05:40 - You're on the list, Cinder Elmira,

05:43 but I'm afraid your servants must wait upstairs.

05:45 - Drat! We have to get into that ball

05:47 so I can make sure the king sees those shoes.

05:50 (musique joyeuse)

05:52 Poof! Poof!

05:54 (musique joyeuse)

05:57 - Hello, Prince Moody Padoody,

05:59 your royal cutie booty. - Oh, it's you.

06:01 Hey, you wanna go push that humpy-dumpy guy off his wall?

06:04 - No, I wanna dance.

06:07 - Dancing is stupid. Look at those guys.

06:09 - But I got special western dancing shoes.

06:12 We can really bust a move, baby.

06:15 - Ah! Let go of me!

06:17 - There they are, we willy-pinky.

06:19 Lower me down on this rope.

06:21 - Why, cranky mouseykin?

06:22 Well, I can just go poof and magically transport you.

06:25 Poof! Poof!

06:27 - Lower me down on the rope

06:29 before I go bonk and magically flatten you.

06:32 - Your wish is my command.

06:34 - Au revoir, Miss Muffet.

06:35 - I'll help the Kurds in just a bit of way.

06:38 I'm on a diet.

06:39 - I'm sitting this one out.

06:41 Get lost! This is our tuffet.

06:44 - Ah! A spider!

06:47 - Boo! Got him!

06:49 - That itsy-bitsy spider sure looks like cranky mouseykin.

06:53 - We'll climb up to that patio, we willy-pinky.

06:56 Hand me the rope. - Um, well, I traded the rope

06:59 for these magic beans, cranky mouseykin.

07:01 - What? These are useless.

07:03 (grumbling)

07:05 Now I'll have to figure out some other way to get--

07:07 (grumbling)

07:09 - Oh, very good, cranky mouseykin.

07:11 You figured it out very quickly.

07:13 (screaming)

07:15 - Ow!

07:17 - Oh, do tell me of your exciting adventure, cranky mouseykin.

07:20 - Not now.

07:21 (grumbling)

07:23 We have to hurry. There's-- - Oh, please.

07:26 Was there a great big, uh-- what do you call it?

07:28 - Giant!

07:29 (explosion)

07:31 (all murmuring)

07:33 - Well, party crashers, that does it.

07:35 Everybody, it's time to go wee-wee-wee all the way home.

07:39 - Noth!

07:40 - That sounds unsanitary, cranky mouseykin.

07:42 - Oh, no! Fairy Mouse Mother, my beautiful costume

07:45 has turned to rags I mustfully and hate.

07:47 - Just like in the story.

07:49 - Wait, we have to catch her and bring back those shoes.

07:52 - I'll just go poof! - What good will that do?

07:55 - I don't know, but it is fun.

07:57 Poof! Poof!

07:59 - Cinderell Myra, where are your shoes?

08:03 - Oh, I had to leave them behind

08:06 so Prince Rudy could find me, just like in the story.

08:10 - But, Cinderell Myra, this was all just a ruse.

08:13 Those shoes were my prototypes.

08:15 Prince Rudy's never gonna come looking for you.

08:17 (knocking)

08:19 - His Royal Highness Prince Rudy.

08:22 - Is this your shoe?

08:23 My dad, the king, wants me to find

08:25 whoever left this shoe at my ball.

08:27 - Oh, Prince Rudy, you came to marry me

08:29 and take me away to your great big magical fairy castle.

08:32 - Yeah! Yeah, right!

08:34 - I hate to intrude on this romantic moment,

08:37 but I must modestly claim credit

08:39 for the innovative footwear with which the young lady was attired.

08:42 - You made this shoe?

08:44 - Well, yes, I-- - Lock him up!

08:46 - But why? - My dad, the king,

08:48 says these leather shoes will put our Royal Glass Slipper Factory

08:51 out of business.

08:52 You're being arrested for treason.

08:55 Lock him up!

08:56 - And so, Cranky Mousykin spent the rest of his life behind bars,

09:00 proving that there can never be a happy ending

09:03 in a world in which true genius goes unappreciated.

09:06 Well, how's that for a fairy tale?

09:09 Fine.

09:10 You two sleep happily in your little fairy tale land,

09:13 deluded by dreams that can't possibly come true.

09:16 I'm leaving now...

09:18 to try to take over the world!

09:20 ♪ They're Pinky, Elmira and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

09:25 Poof! (laughing)

09:28 Sous-titrage: difuze

09:31 ♪ ♪ ♪

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