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00:00 *musique*

00:11 *musique*

00:13 *musique*

00:15 - (en choeur): Yeah!

00:16 - Um, how is cutting off a logging truck good news?

00:19 - (soupir): And here's Courtney,

00:21 taking us down to Frowntown.

00:23 - Ah!

00:24 - The good news is we now have these

00:26 to help us learn how to count.

00:28 - (en choeur): Wow!

00:30 - How do logs help teach counting?

00:32 - One!

00:33 - What? - Whoo!

00:35 - Two! Three!

00:37 - Great counting, Duncan!

00:39 (sonnerie)

00:40 Hello?

00:41 - Is it my mom?

00:43 Tell her, "I miss her!"

00:45 - It's probably the tax cops.

00:47 - Do you need to get your ducks clean?

00:49 - It's Janice from the school board again.

00:51 Sorry, go ahead, Janice.

00:52 No, I didn't realize log counting

00:54 was banned in public schools.

00:56 Is that a recent development?

00:58 48 years ago.

00:59 Huh, time sure does fly, doesn't it?

01:01 - How does Janice always know what we're up to?

01:04 - Grr!

01:05 - Whenever I disapprove of Chef's teaching methods,

01:08 I just call Chef and pretend to be Chimney.

01:11 - I just call Chef and pretend to be Janice

01:13 from the school board.

01:14 Kids need good teachers

01:16 if they hope to reach their full potential.

01:18 - But in the Northern Hemisphere,

01:20 draining water spins clockwise.

01:22 - I'm a hemisphere!

01:24 (whirring)

01:26 (phone ringing)

01:28 - Hello?

01:29 Toilet field trips are also banned, huh?

01:31 - I found a chocolate bar!

01:33 - Cody, no!

01:34 - ♪ Da-da-da-da ♪

01:35 - So, as Cody plummets--

01:37 Wait, where'd your parachute go?

01:39 - That mean old squirrel took it!

01:41 - Huh! Anyway, as I was saying,

01:43 when Cody plummets back to Earth,

01:45 there'll be a point where he can't fall any faster.

01:48 That's called terminal velocity.

01:50 - I'm a velocity raptor!

01:52 (screaming)

01:54 (phone ringing)

01:56 - Hello?

01:57 Okay, Janice, I won't do it again.

01:59 - ♪ Da-da-da-da ♪

02:00 - See, kids?

02:01 In nature, predators always hunt the weakest prey first.

02:04 - I came in first!

02:06 - Oh, not again.

02:08 - Hello?

02:09 - Chef?

02:10 It's Janice again.

02:12 You can't put kids inside a snake.

02:14 It's a dangerous thing to do and--

02:16 - Ahem!

02:17 Hello, Janice.

02:19 - (laughing)

02:21 Since the school board trick won't work anymore,

02:24 I was left with no other choice.

02:26 I bought the cranium controller!

02:29 You know, the one from that TV commercial?

02:32 - Mm-mm.

02:33 - Are you tired of people thinking differently than you do?

02:36 Then you need the all-new cranium controller!

02:40 It controls people's minds!

02:42 Perfect for getting into fancy sold-out events,

02:45 winning student president, avoiding traffic tickets,

02:48 and for settling those arguments over pizza toppings.

02:51 It's the cranium controller!

02:54 - I know, controlling other people's minds is wrong,

02:57 but this will help everyone.

02:59 Chef will teach better without knowing why,

03:01 and we'll actually learn something for once.

03:04 Plus, it has a calculator.

03:06 (popping)

03:07 Better make sure I'm using it properly.

03:09 I need a test subject.

03:11 (musique de Mario)

03:13 Nope.

03:14 Hi-ya!

03:15 Hi-ya!

03:16 Ah! Nah!

03:17 (coups de feu)

03:19 Yep!

03:20 There's one!

03:21 (coups de feu)

03:23 (coups de feu)

03:24 Yes! It's working!

03:25 Now, what to get Duncan to do

03:28 that he'd never think to do on his own?

03:31 (gasps)

03:32 Oh, I know!

03:33 - Your attention, please!

03:35 - Yay!

03:36 - Right on time for an announcement!

03:38 - ♪ Mary had a little lamb ♪

03:41 ♪ Whose fleece was white as snow ♪

03:44 (all gasp)

03:45 - Wow!

03:46 - It's beautiful and scary at the same time!

03:49 - It's stronger than I thought!

03:51 - Time to turn Chef into an actual teacher.

03:55 - What? What happened?

03:57 Where am I?

03:58 Was I... singing?

04:00 - You have the voice of an angel.

04:02 - ♪ Mary had a little lamb ♪

04:05 ♪ Whose fleece was white as snow ♪

04:08 - I posted it to ClickClock.

04:10 It's got 40 million views!

04:12 Ooh, don't read the comments.

04:14 (growling)

04:15 - Cody!

04:16 - Ah!

04:17 - Give me that!

04:18 - First, we thought it was cute

04:20 that he wanted to live in the treehouse,

04:22 but that's when we noticed more things missing.

04:24 He took my ball and Bess with Tina

04:26 and Harold's comic book!

04:28 - Yeah, yeah, squirrel steal stuff, that's for sure.

04:31 - Yeah!

04:32 - Please!

04:33 I just want to be your little lamb!

04:35 (screaming)

04:36 - Anyway, I yelled, "Stop taking our stuff, squirrel!"

04:39 But he didn't stop, and then I thought to myself,

04:42 the only person who can help us now is Chef!

04:45 - Oh, darn!

04:46 There goes my done listening bell.

04:48 Just go find something else to play with, okay, buddy?

04:51 Off you go.

04:52 - (sighs)

04:53 - Oh, come on, now what?

04:55 - Now what is that your poor teaching methods

04:58 have been standing in the way of my education

05:01 for too long, old man?

05:03 - Eh, fair.

05:04 - Ah! Huh?

05:05 Oh, no!

05:06 Where'd it go?

05:07 I'll be right back.

05:08 - Sadly, I will be here.

05:10 - Ah!

05:11 (whirring)

05:13 - Way to go, Duncan!

05:15 That's the highest you've ever counted!

05:17 - Come on!

05:18 Where's my cranium controller?

05:20 (whirring)

05:21 Where did it go?

05:23 - We're allowed to poop in the sandbox again?

05:25 - Again?

05:26 - Sweet!

05:27 I'm off to eat some peaches.

05:28 - Mr. Squirrel, can we at least have

05:30 our name-brand plastic flying disc back?

05:32 (farting)

05:33 (sighing)

05:34 - Stinking furbag!

05:35 - Of course!

05:37 (farting)

05:38 Whoa!

05:39 What a mess!

05:41 My watch!

05:42 (farting)

05:44 It ate my watch!

05:46 (farting)

05:47 (screaming)

05:49 Ew!

05:50 (farting)

05:52 (shrieking)

05:54 (farting)

05:56 (shouting)

05:58 (whirring)

06:00 (whirring)

06:02 (whirring)

06:03 (farting)

06:04 - Uh-oh!

06:05 (farting)

06:06 Whoa!

06:07 (farting)

06:08 (farting)

06:10 (screaming)

06:11 - Great!

06:12 So not only will Chef be a bad teacher forever,

06:14 but now there's an evil squirrel going rogue

06:16 with my cranium controller!

06:18 Can this day get any worse?

06:20 (farting)

06:21 (thud)

06:22 (sighing)

06:23 Of course.

06:24 - Woo-hoo!

06:25 - Hey, Harold, you wouldn't happen to know anything

06:28 about dealing with wild rodents?

06:31 - Hmm.

06:32 Wild rodents are...

06:33 - Shh!

06:34 He'll hear you!

06:35 (farting)

06:36 (whirring)

06:38 - Uh, let me guess.

06:40 The evil squirrel stole your cranium controller,

06:42 and now he's zapping everyone into doing his squirrely bidding?

06:46 - How did you know?

06:47 - It happens to me all the time

06:49 with a crafty pigeon that lives near my house.

06:51 (gasping)

06:53 - Bill!

06:54 Your son's a pigeon again!

06:56 Bring some fries so we can coax him out of the dang tree!

06:59 Oh, Harold.

07:00 I just washed the car.

07:02 - Gosh.

07:03 - Fear not, for I will save you!

07:05 Not only do I know where the kill switch is on the watch,

07:08 I also happen to be a master of stealth.

07:11 You see, the secret is to cover the noise

07:14 of your own movements with sounds of nature.

07:17 (breathing heavily)

07:18 - Caw-caw!

07:19 - Ribbit, ribbit.

07:21 (thud)

07:22 (squeaking)

07:24 - And to be fully aware of your surroundings at all times.

07:28 - No way!

07:29 (screeching)

07:31 (screaming)

07:33 (screaming)

07:35 - Hello, Mr. Squirrel.

07:37 - And holding a flamethrower,

07:39 she looked to the alien queen and said,

07:41 "Get away from her, you..."

07:43 Hey, where is everybody?

07:45 - Uh, they're here in spirit?

07:47 (knocking)

07:48 - Cody!

07:49 What do you have in your mouth?

07:51 (knocking)

07:52 - Uh, there's something I probably need to tell you.

07:55 (all shouting)

07:57 (crissement de nez)

07:59 - I know it looks bad, but I wouldn't have had to take

08:02 such drastic and admittedly ethically questionable action

08:05 if you were just better at teaching.

08:07 - Yes, I suppose that's true.

08:09 I'm not a very good...

08:11 Hey, don't you turn this around on me!

08:13 You're just lucky I know how to deal

08:15 with these furry little punks.

08:17 - Um, Chef, are you sure about this?

08:19 - Trust me, I went to Teacher's College.

08:22 (upbeat music)

08:24 (footsteps)

08:26 (crissement de nez)

08:28 (musique de "The Nutcracker")

08:30 (crissement de nez)

08:32 (musique de "The Nutcracker")

08:34 (crissement de nez)

08:36 (imitation de l'oiseau)

08:38 - That's right, there isn't a rodent alive

08:41 who can resist the spicy allure of a tango.

08:44 (crissement de nez)

08:46 (crissement de nez)

08:48 (crissement de nez)

08:50 - Ah! What have I done?

08:52 I'm sorry! Now you all have squirrel brains!

08:55 (crissement de nez)

08:57 This is really gonna change things!

09:00 (crissement de nez)

09:02 (musique de "The Nutcracker")

09:04 (crissement de nez)

09:06 (musique de "The Nutcracker")

09:08 (crissement de nez)

09:10 (musique de "The Nutcracker")

09:12 (crissement de nez)

09:14 (musique de "The Nutcracker")

09:16 (crissement de nez)

09:18 (musique de "The Nutcracker")

09:20 (crissement de nez)

09:22 (musique de "The Nutcracker")

09:24 (crissement de nez)

09:26 (crissement de nez)

09:28 (crissement de nez)

09:30 (crissement de nez)

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