Tension Master, jissay aap pese de kar galia nikal saktay hain - video Dailymotion

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ٹینشن ماسٹر   جسے آپ پیسے دے کر گالیاں نکال سکتے ہیں #tensionmaster #funnyvideo #irammehmood

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00:00 Assalam o alikum viewers, I am Mumu with Delhi Pakistan and this is Faisal, the tension master

00:07 Faisal is a tension master

00:09 He is doing a very strange kind of work

00:11 If you are angry with your wife, your boss, your maid, your friend, your girlfriend, your boyfriend

00:18 If you are angry with them, then you call Faisal

00:22 Faisal listens to all your anger and abuses

00:28 He listens to all this and he proves to be very good at cooling your anger

00:33 He takes profit from all the abuses and abuses

00:37 He does a very strange, strange and amazing kind of work

00:41 He doesn't do any other work

00:43 Assalam o alikum

00:44 Walikum Assalam

00:45 Sir, what is your name?

00:46 Ustaz Faisal, tension master

00:47 Ustaz Faisal, tension master, what do you do?

00:49 I eat abuses

00:52 Why do you eat abuses?

00:53 I get money for abuses

00:55 In the beginning, everyone abused me for free

00:58 I thought I will do this work

01:00 I am earning money

01:01 Tell me, what is your abuse business?

01:05 If you want to get angry with a person, whether it is your wife, maid, friend, boss

01:13 If you want to get angry with them, they don't let you talk to them

01:17 You can get angry with them, I charge for that

01:21 If you want to get angry with them, it is 100 rupees

01:25 If you want to abuse them, it is 200 rupees

01:27 If you want to slap them, it is 500 rupees

01:30 Do you listen to abuses on phone or do you listen to abuses live?

01:36 I met a person who slapped me, he gave me 1000 rupees

01:43 Did you get angry after listening to abuses or was it like this before?

01:48 My face was like this before, now it is like this

01:52 There are so many businesses in the world, you can do anything, why did you choose this work?

01:57 Because I was getting abuses from the beginning, so I did this work

02:01 I charge for abuses

02:03 Tell me the truth, is there any benefit of this business? Are people responding to you?

02:08 Yes, people are responding to me, I have a person who arranges calls

02:16 I am busy till Eid is coming, I don't have time for one call

02:22 Do people tell you their names, their faces when they call you?

02:28 They tell me everything, they tell me the name of the person they are getting angry with

02:32 What do you get abused on?

02:34 Sir, the problem of father's wife and father's daughter is the main problem

02:41 At 12 in the night, the girl breaks up with me and says that she is a tension master

02:46 She is not getting tensed, she is just getting angry with him

02:49 What kind of abuses do you get to hear?

02:53 It used to be simple, mother, sister, aunt, I can't tell you

03:01 Now, father, brother, son, I am sorry, I am 24 years old and I have not heard this

03:10 Do people from Pathan also contact you?

03:15 Yes, they talk to me in their language

03:18 Do they abuse you?

03:19 They abuse me, I don't understand, I enjoy it

03:22 Do girls also abuse you or do you just cry?

03:29 Girls abuse me, they abuse me like father, brother, sister

03:33 They abuse me openly

03:35 Which character do you get abused the most?

03:39 Wife, husband, girlfriend, brother, sister

03:43 Which character do you get the most complaints about?

03:46 Two, one wife and one girlfriend

03:49 Wife's problem is that she is in trouble, she should go

03:54 Girlfriend's problem is that she is calling

03:58 Do you get calls from love marriage or arranged marriage?

04:04 Love marriage

04:05 Why?

04:08 Girls are very sweet, they don't cook food for us

04:13 And in the morning, when boys don't get food, they scold us

04:18 They take food from outside and then abuse me

04:21 You abuse them on the way?

04:25 Yes, they abuse me

04:26 They don't even let you rest?

04:28 They abuse me till the end

04:30 You go back after getting cold?

04:32 Yes, I go back after getting relaxed, they take food from outside

04:35 Do you get discount on any phone?

04:37 Regular customers or those who want to talk for 2-3 hours

04:43 I get a discount for them

04:45 You get a discount?

04:46 Yes, I get a discount

04:47 How do people send you payment?

04:49 How do they send you easy payment?

04:50 I have all their accounts, even bank accounts

04:54 How much do you earn per month?

04:56 I earn 20-25 thousand per month

05:01 How much do you earn for a phone?

05:03 100 rupees

05:04 And the one who abuses you?

05:06 200 rupees

05:07 And if you want to meet them?

05:08 500 rupees for a slap

05:10 If you are angry with your wife, husband, children, servant, relative, aunt, boss

05:23 boss, worker, friends, anyone

05:27 You can call tension master Faisal

05:30 And you can abuse them as much as you want

05:37 He will release all your tension

05:42 He will eat all your abuses

05:45 He is doing a great job

05:47 I hope you liked his work

05:49 I will see you in the next video, till then take care of yourself

05:52 Allah Hafiz

05:53 (upbeat music)

05:55 (upbeat music)

Tension Master, jissay aap pese de kar galia nikal saktay hain

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