Wild Bill | show | 1995 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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Biopic about famous gunslinger Wild Bill Hickock. The early career of legendary lawman is telescoped and culminates in h | dHNfa2pnV0IzSE1jZTQ

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00:00Hey, where are we on my fucking window?

00:03You're an actor.

00:04Act like there's a window.

00:05You're a producer.

00:06Go f*** yourself.

00:09He received a very generous offer from Celebrity Wife Swap.

00:12I'm not doing Wife Swap.

00:13This is how they see you now.

00:15That's a game show host?

00:16I just got a call from Matt LeBlanc's agent.

00:18He's saying Matt asked you to write his next show.

00:21Let's just toss things out.

00:22There are no bad ideas.

00:24In an ideal world, I get to shoot people.

00:26But what if I'm a pimp?

00:27What if I'm the president?

00:28What if I come back from the dead?

00:29Are you still the president?

00:30I thought there were no bad ideas.

00:31So did I.

00:32I hope we're not keeping things in just because they're funny.

00:34Comedies don't have to be funny anymore.

00:37What happened to me?

00:38I was important.

00:39You won't leave your house?

00:40Your stone before breakfast?

00:41You'd look like...

00:42Like what?

00:43What I imagine you'd look like if you'd never left Michigan.

00:48You know how at the end of every show you save followers?

00:52It's live online, 24 hours a day.

00:55That's what that means.

00:59Obviously you have a problem with the script.

01:01It was just...

01:04Hello!

01:07Hey, hey!

01:08Are those new tits?

01:09I know, I thought that too.

01:10Great.

01:11So great.

01:13You're the abusive boyfriend we never had.

01:15You don't think there's love here?

01:17No!

01:20Remember when I screwed your wife?

01:22Yeah.

01:23That's it.

01:24Just wanted you to remember.

01:28You're the abusive boyfriend we never had.

Wild Bill | show | 1995 | Official Trailer

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