Clarksons Farm S03

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00:00 [MUSIC]

00:02 Enforcement notice.

00:03 Cease use of any part of the land as a restaurant or a cafe.

00:06 What? Ridiculous.

00:08 All the effort we put in and we're back on square one.

00:10 [MUSIC]

00:13 I've made a big decision, Niko.

00:15 I'm going to make you farm manager.

00:17 Really?

00:18 Why don't we make it a competition?

00:20 Who can make the most money?

00:22 Me, out of unfarmed land.

00:24 [MUSIC]

00:26 Or you, out of farmed land.

00:28 Um, this farm competition.

00:30 God knows his ideas.

00:32 Simply apply the vacuum cleaner to the blackberry.

00:35 I've got a new thing.

00:37 Pigs.

00:38 Pigs?

00:39 We found some little piglets running around.

00:41 Oh, Christ.

00:42 Where's one of the pigs been sick in my pocket?

00:46 [MUSIC]

00:48 Get the biscuits, darling. Get the biscuits.

00:50 Which one for?

00:51 Mushrooms.

00:52 Why?

00:54 [MUSIC]

00:55 Oh, my God.

00:57 Hello, goats.

00:59 If they start escaping, that's it.

01:01 Oh, [BLEEP] me.

01:03 I'm going to win this competition.

01:05 [MUSIC]

01:08 Can you feel a piglet?

01:10 Oh, look.

01:12 One of them is as weak as hell.

01:14 Oh, no.

01:16 [MUSIC]

01:20 Oh, you knew that was going to happen.

01:23 You ought to think of them with a chainsaw.

01:25 If this goes wrong, the only part of Channelington that quite likes you, you're going to flood.

01:31 [MUSIC]

01:33 All the people moving out of London, we've got Cowell, we've got Beckham, Natalie Imbruglia, Amanda Holden.

01:39 We can sell hay to their horses. Trust me.

01:41 Yeah.

01:42 This is the wheat price. It's falling.

01:44 [MUSIC]

01:46 I'm 230 pounds up. You're minus 78,000 pounds.

01:51 What?

01:52 [MUSIC]

01:54 Oh, [BLEEP]

01:56 We've got to get rid of all health and safety equipment off the farm. It's really injuring people.

02:00 Who's that?

02:01 It's actually half of Groove Armada.

02:04 Who?

02:05 Why is he drilling my field?

02:07 [MUSIC]

02:10 Holy moly.

02:12 Yeah, you can't do that.

02:14 [MUSIC]

02:15 Caleb, how are you?

02:16 You've got lovely hair.

02:18 [MUSIC]

02:20 You can't get up part of the way, cause the narrows with the program and everything.

02:24 Well, I just think, you know, with, well, I don't know. Yeah.

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