Good Morning Pakistan | Sadia Imam | Aruba Mirza | 26th April 2024 | ARY Digital
Good Morning Pakistan | Sadia Imam | Aruba Mirza | 26th April 2024 | ARY Digital
Host: Nida Yasir
Guest: Sadia Imam, Aruba Mirza, Fahima Awan, Ghazala Javed
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Host: Nida Yasir
Guest: Sadia Imam, Aruba Mirza, Fahima Awan, Ghazala Javed
Watch All Good Morning Pakistan Shows Here https://bit.ly/3Rs6QPH
Good Morning Pakistan is your first source of entertainment as soon as you wake up in the morning, keeping you energized for the rest of the day.
Watch "Good Morning Pakistan" every Monday to Friday at 9:00 AM on ARY Digital.
#goodmorningpakistan #nidayasir #arydigital
#SadiaImam #ArubaMirza #FahimaAwan #GhazalaJaved
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00:00:30Ghol ghol ghoomke
00:00:37Yuh aise muskuraayi hai
00:00:40Yeh subhaha jo aayi hai
00:00:52Yuh gun guna rahi hai wo
00:00:55Sabko jaga rahi hai wo
00:00:57Haan phool lek joj mein
00:01:00Jo chidiyo chah chahayi hai
00:01:05Assalam-o-Alaikum, good morning
00:01:07Good morning Pakistan
00:01:09Kya haal hai? Kaise hai?
00:01:11Teek taak hai?
00:01:13Aaj ki subha, meri itni achhi nahi hai
00:01:15I don't know sabko kahi na kahi dard hota hai
00:01:17Kisi ki kamar me dard, kisi ki sar me dard
00:01:19Ghutto mein itna shadeed dard hai
00:01:21Moda nahi jaara mujhe
00:01:23Matani kis tarah khadhi hoon
00:01:25Sochhi doktor ke paas jaaungi
00:01:27Aur jab kehte hain
00:01:29Lambo ki akal ghutno mein hoti hai
00:01:31I don't know, main iss chukar hai itni lambi nahi hoon
00:01:33Meri akal ko kuch na ho jaye
00:01:35Baharaal
00:01:37Apni zindagi guzarne ke liye
00:01:39Humein akal se kaam lena padta hai
00:01:41Aur main aapko ek baat batao
00:01:43Humare jo bade buzurd kehte the na
00:01:45Jo aapki company hai
00:01:47It matters a lot
00:01:49Jis company mein aap baithte hain
00:01:51Jin doston mein aap baithte hain
00:01:53Jis company mein aap utte baithte hain
00:01:55Woh waqehi aapke par bahot bada aasar daalte hain
00:01:57Aap kabhi kabhar
00:01:59Matlab like aap apni to chhode
00:02:01Main apni zindagi ki experience se bataati hoon
00:02:03Main jis tarah ki doston ke saath rehti thi
00:02:05Jis tarah woh bol rahi hoti thi
00:02:07Thode dino baad mein feel karti thi
00:02:09Ki agar meri ek punjabi dost hai
00:02:11Aur uska lehja punjabi hai
00:02:13To thode dino baad, thode mahino baad
00:02:15Mein feel karti thi, meri lehja punjabi ho gaya
00:02:17Kyunki
00:02:19Jab aap jis ke saath utte baithte hain
00:02:21Woh contagious hai, uski agar achi aur buri
00:02:23Koi bhi aisi aadat hai
00:02:25Woh aap pick karte hain
00:02:27Aisi liye aapki parents hamesha
00:02:29Jo sahi wale parents hain, jinko pata hai parvalesh kaise karni hai
00:02:31Woh is cheez pe itni nazar rakhte hain
00:02:33Ke hamara bacha
00:02:35Kis ke saath utta baithta hai
00:02:37So
00:02:39Sif yeh nahi hota ki
00:02:41Pate ki baat ya
00:02:43Koi aisi baat jisse faida paunche
00:02:45Woh hi bacha pick karte hain
00:02:47Aapki company, bache ki to chhode de
00:02:49Chhode bhi
00:02:51Mere husband agar kuch aise logon me
00:02:53Baith rahe hote hain, jo thode deen se zyada
00:02:55Kareeb hote hain, toh woh zyada deendar
00:02:57Ho jaate hain, aur mere husband agar kuch
00:02:59Aise logon me baith rahe hote hain, jo business
00:03:01Aur falana aur is cheezon ke baare mein
00:03:03Baat kar rahe hote hain, toh unki soch
00:03:05Alag chali jaate hain
00:03:07So main bache aur adults dono ki baat kar rahe hain
00:03:09Ke hamari nature aisi hai
00:03:11Hum aista aista
00:03:13Aista aista cheezein adopt karte hain
00:03:15Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misaal
00:03:17Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misaal
00:03:19Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misaal
00:03:21Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misaal
00:03:23Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:03:25Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:03:27Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:03:29Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:03:31Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
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00:03:35Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:03:37Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
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00:03:55Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
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00:04:01Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:04:03Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:04:05Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:04:07Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:04:09Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:04:11Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:04:13Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:04:15Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
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00:04:19Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:04:21Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:04:23Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
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00:04:27Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
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00:04:31Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
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00:04:45Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
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00:05:05Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:07Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:09Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:11Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:13Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:15Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:17Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:19Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:21Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:23Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:25Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:27Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:29Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:31Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:33Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:35Woh jaise nahi, woh ek misal
00:05:37To aap kabhi kabhar kisi ki aur ki
00:05:39zindagi se sabak lete hain
00:05:41jo aapke liye
00:05:43baqaida inspiration
00:05:45ka kaam karta hai
00:05:47aur phir agar interview hota hai
00:05:49zahir aam logon ka interview nahi hota hai, hamara hota hai
00:05:51celebrities ka hota hai
00:05:53to hum batate hain, ki humne zindagi me
00:05:55kya kisse seekha
00:05:57so aaj jab ek se zyada celebrities
00:05:59aapko yeh batayenge, to shayad unki
00:06:01koi na koi aisi baat hogi, jisse aap bhi kuch seekh sake
00:06:03to seekhne, sikhane ka
00:06:05kaamal sabah sabah shuru ho gaya
00:06:07ek entertainment package ke saath, yahi rahi hai
00:06:09baal mujhe thode sahi karne
00:06:11aur meri celebrities to perfect lagri hongi
00:06:13badi acchi lagri hongi, chale unke
00:06:15kapde bhi dekhte hain, unki baate
00:06:17sunke dimaag ki guthiyaan sol jate hain
00:06:19good morning Pakistan, break ke baad
00:06:21rahi hai humare saath
00:06:23muskuraayi hai
00:06:25yeh subhahan jo aayi hai
00:06:33welcome, welcome back
00:06:35good morning Pakistan
00:06:37aaj humare paas chaaron
00:06:39celebrities apni zindagi ki
00:06:41jo cream hai, wo sari cheezein
00:06:43jo unhone kis kis se
00:06:45kya kya seekhi hain, wo sab aapko batayenge
00:06:47aur aap yeh sunke hiraan bhi
00:06:49hongi, ke kya yeh cheez seekhne
00:06:51bhi, zindagi mein fayda hota hai
00:06:53so you never know
00:06:55bahot sari yeh cheezein hoti thi
00:06:57jo hum apni amma se keh rahi hoti tha
00:06:59yeh humein kyu bata rahi hain, hum kya karenge
00:07:01apne humein ab ehsaas hota hai
00:07:03ke yaar, yeh cheez
00:07:05humare kitne kaam aayi, so bahot
00:07:07sari cheezein, agar aap kisi bhi age group
00:07:09se taluk rakhti hain, kyuki seekhne
00:07:11ka koi bhi, seekhne ki koi umar
00:07:13nahi hoti, bahot sari cheezein
00:07:15aapko 40 ke baad jaake pata chalti hain
00:07:17ke kash hum yeh seekh lete hain, bahot
00:07:19sari cheezein, aapko
00:07:2160 ke baad jaake pata chalti hain, ke humne bhi
00:07:23aesa seekha hota hai, to hum bhi inn bachcheon ki tara
00:07:25jawan jawan nazar aa rahe hota hai
00:07:27wo wali baat hai, so aayiye welcome
00:07:29karte hain, bade dino baad humare paas aayi hain
00:07:31Ghazala Javed, Assalam o Alaikum
00:07:33Assalam o Alaikum, kya haath chalein, kaisi yeh
00:07:35aapke? Inhone to
00:07:37jawani ka full set lagaya wahein, mashallah
00:07:39weight kam kiya,
00:07:41piyaari lag rahi hain, piyaari to aap hamisha se
00:07:43iti moti mein thi tab bhi, lekin
00:07:45ab weight kam karne se zyada
00:07:47tab bhi achi lagna hai, mashallah
00:07:49abhi Sadia bhi mujhe yeh keh rahi hain, jee to doosi taraf
00:07:51hain humare Sadia Imam, Assalam o Alaikum
00:07:53Walaikum Assalam, Walaikum Assalam
00:07:55kaisi hain, bilkul khairi hain, mein yeh hi keh rahi hain
00:07:57Ghazala Baba kiya se
00:07:59ki inke na chehra itna
00:08:01haseen hain, ki jab bhi make up
00:08:03karo, make up artist ka dil
00:08:05karta hai, bas make up karte rao
00:08:07aur mera toh dil aaj Sadia
00:08:09ki color par aagaya, kya lavender color
00:08:11thank you so much, khubsurat
00:08:13joda pehna hai, mashallah, thank you so much
00:08:15and thank you so much Aaliyah Imam
00:08:17arre yaar jute toh dikhao bhai
00:08:19please, Sadia ke jute aaj
00:08:21dikhane wale hain
00:08:23cameraman pakde, aap khadi rahe na
00:08:25camera man
00:08:27kyunki, jaise Bushra
00:08:29aapa kehti hain, pehle mein jute khareepti hoon
00:08:31par kapde banaati hoon, toh aise hi hua hai
00:08:33bilkul aaj aise hi hua hai
00:08:35ke Aaliyah Imam se jute bange gahein
00:08:37Shibmi Khan se kapde bange gahein
00:08:39aur aise color ke jute
00:08:41milte hi nahi hain, waise yeh color
00:08:43waqein nahi milte hain
00:08:45toh pehna acchi lagi
00:08:47yeh phir boli humari
00:08:49Fahima Awan humare saath, assalamu alaikum
00:08:51aise hi aaj ka rule hai na
00:08:53jo bolega uski taraf kya milti
00:08:55kaisi ho?
00:08:57thank you, thank you for having me
00:08:59aur humare saath toh
00:09:01chauthi guest hain, bade dino baat
00:09:03fir ARY humne inko bulaya hai
00:09:05humari tamasha ki winner, Aruba Mirza
00:09:07assalamu alaikum
00:09:09kaisi hain?
00:09:11ab toh aapko jeetne ki adat si
00:09:13ho gayi ho, hai na?
00:09:15dress inhone pehna hai, lekin
00:09:17nail paint mai laga,
00:09:19haathon ko yeh rakhiye
00:09:21yeh inhone tamasha se seekha tha
00:09:23ki kis tarah logon ko khush karke aage
00:09:25padne hai, aaj bhi inhone wohi kaam karni
00:09:27khushi baatte raha chahiye
00:09:29khushi baatte raha chahiye
00:09:31accha jise aapko pata hai, aaj ka topic yeh hai
00:09:33hum zindagi mein bohot
00:09:35saari cheezein, bohot se logon se seekh
00:09:37maabab toh chalo hoti
00:09:39seekhane ke liye, lekin unke alawa bhi
00:09:41humare zindagi mein itne saare log
00:09:43aate hain, humare dost, humare rishtedar
00:09:45humare rivals, humare
00:09:47dushman, woh bhi hume kabhi kabhar
00:09:49seekha dete, dushman yeh kiya
00:09:51kabhi kabhar koi situation aise hi hoti hai
00:09:53ki kuch log aise hote hain
00:09:55aapki zindagi mein, jo us waqt aapke competitors
00:09:57lekin aise ek baat bataun, dushman zyada
00:09:59seekha jaata hai, exactly
00:10:01muhabbat karte hain walon se zyada
00:10:03dushman aapko seekha jaata hai, critique hota hai
00:10:05ki jo muhabbat karte hain, wo phir bhi
00:10:07kahi na kahi uska soft corner hota hai
00:10:09jo ke aapko wo cheezein sakti
00:10:11nahi kar sakta hai, aur dushman jab
00:10:13aappe dushmani pe aata hai, toh aap
00:10:15seekhte hain, ki achha yeh bhi
00:10:17hota hai, iske sath humne
00:10:19yeh kiya aur isne yeh kiya
00:10:21toh aap zindagi bhar jo hai na
00:10:23mera khayal hai ki insaan
00:10:25aisa nahi hota hai, ki yeh bachpan mein
00:10:27aap burhape mein bhi seekh rahi hota hai
00:10:29mera bhi nawas hai, chota sa
00:10:31usse bhi, matlab aise aise
00:10:33baat kar jata hai, ki
00:10:35baat seekhte hai, ki agar soche
00:10:37matlab humne toh yeh nahi kiya, yeh kar raha hai
00:10:39yeh, toh aadmi ki zindagi
00:10:41ka jab tak marta hai, yeh seekhna chahiye
00:10:43kuch logon ne blog bhi lagaya
00:10:45hota hai na, seekhna nahi chahate hai
00:10:47aur jo seekhna chahate hain, chota sa bachche se bhi seekh sakte hain
00:10:49milkul, toh yeh wohi wali baat hai
00:10:51aur I don't know, ek certain age
00:10:53baat, yeh seekhne ki jo bhook
00:10:55hai, yeh badh jaate hai, mujhe acchi se
00:10:57yaad hai, ki bachpan mein yaar, teen age mein
00:10:59jo bhi humne koi bada batara hota tha
00:11:01chit chude
00:11:03lecture
00:11:05lecture suna hai
00:11:07lecture shuru
00:11:09jab hum mature ho jaate hain, ek certain age pe
00:11:11humara dil chahta hai, kuch log
00:11:13jaise isne ka block lagate hain, waqeeb wo buzurg
00:11:15block laga lete hain
00:11:17ki nahi nahi bhai, humaari cheez acchi thi
00:11:19hume toh sab pata hai
00:11:21lekin kuch log mein dekhti ho, aur khaas taur pe
00:11:23aaj kal ke jo
00:11:2540 se upar ke jo parents
00:11:27aur wo hai, wo apne bachchon ki
00:11:29tarbiyat ke liye seekhna chahate hain
00:11:31yeh cheez kya hai
00:11:33aur humse zyada humare bachchon ko pata hai
00:11:35ab meri beti mujhe kehti, mamma
00:11:37carpet na bana karein amesha
00:11:39carpet ban jaate hain
00:11:41itni badi baat, ab amesh aise bani hai
00:11:43ab nahi bani hain
00:11:45chhote se bachchon se honest opinion hota hai
00:11:47kyunki wo dekh rahe hota hai
00:11:49hum nahi hai, observe kar rahe hota hai
00:11:51wo wala zamana khatam ho gaye, jahum kehte the
00:11:53acha do doop mein baal safai du hai toh samajh
00:11:55agar aap young age mein
00:11:57hain, aur apne experiences zyada
00:11:59aap apne experiences se seekhte
00:12:01apne tajurbaad se
00:12:03jo hameshe mein
00:12:05kehti hu apne susraal mein bhi
00:12:07infact, ke aap logon
00:12:09ne zindagiyan guzariye
00:12:11chand kamro mein, chand gharon
00:12:13ke andar, main ne guzariye
00:12:15bahut saare gharon ke andar
00:12:17kyunki itne kirdar, itne
00:12:19script, aur itni jeez
00:12:21humari jo recordings hoti hain, wo bhi
00:12:23mukhtalif gharon mein hoti hain, toh us ghar ka bhi
00:12:25experience, toh wo
00:12:27experience humein mila hain na
00:12:29life ka, yakeen maan na
00:12:31humne bahut saare cheezein unse seekhi hain
00:12:33chalo shuruwaad karte hain, Aruba chup hai
00:12:35Aruba se shuruwaad karte hain, Aruba tumne
00:12:37kis se kya seekha, aaj ke basically
00:12:39Aruba ka dikhao zara
00:12:41humare
00:12:43kisi ki baato mein
00:12:45na aana, ye tumne kis se seekha
00:12:47jassi mei dadi amesha mujhe gahti thi
00:12:49ki dekho beta, har kisi ki
00:12:51baat mein nahi aana, matlab
00:12:53log accha ho raha samjhate hain, theek hai
00:12:55aap har kisi bhi bharusa nahi kar sakte
00:12:57hum aksar ye hota hai, humein lagta hai ki
00:12:59yaar har haath pinane wala doost nahi hota
00:13:01humein lagta hai, ye mara doost hai, humein kuch
00:13:03batara hai, hum uski baato mein aajaate hain, toh wo
00:13:05hamesha humein, hum sab ko kehti thi
00:13:07ki beta, kisi ki baato mein nahi aana
00:13:09koi kuch bhi kahe, pehle toh lo
00:13:11phir bolo, pehle socho ki ye
00:13:13insaan ye keh rahi hai, ye theek hai ya nahi hai
00:13:15humein ye kaam karna chahiye ya nahi
00:13:17toh wo hamesha mujhe ye samjhati thi
00:13:19ki Aruba, kisi ki baato mein aise, bas
00:13:25shuroom mein jayar se ye baat hai, bachpan mein hum sab karte hain
00:13:27lekin phir baat ke saath saath
00:13:29mujhe samjh aaya hai ki nahi yaar, har kisi ki baato
00:13:31mein nahi aasakte hain, hum ye cheez ghalat hai
00:13:33jisse for example, tumhari
00:13:35isi baat se mein misaal dungi, bahot saare
00:13:37khandaan aise hote hain na, ab aapke
00:13:39ghar mein shaadi hoti hain, bilkul
00:13:41toh wo khandaan walon ko aap card dene jaate hain
00:13:43wo kehte hain, haan hum zarur aayenge, agar
00:13:45aapne falana phuppi ko nahi bulaya, kya humari
00:13:47unse nahi banti hain, ye toh bahot zyada hota
00:13:55toh aap kaise hum dictate kar rahe hain
00:13:57ye baat na, aam matlab
00:13:59aap jaise Eid hai, ya koi bhi
00:14:01aapne get together rakhi hui, isme bhi
00:14:03kuch log jote, aise bol dete hain
00:14:05yaar nahi, agar wo aayenge toh
00:14:07toh main hamisha ek baat kehti hoon, ki
00:14:09ekne saare log hote hain
00:14:11agar aap us bande se comfortable
00:14:13nahi hain, toh aap usse baat
00:14:15nahi karein, lekin aap
00:14:17apni jagah kyun chod dete hain
00:14:19aapna relation hain, khatam karte hain
00:14:21aapna relation hain
00:14:23wo actor aa rahe hain, yaar mere
00:14:25usse nahi banti hain, main nahi aungi, bahut sahi log
00:14:27iske nahi karte hain
00:14:29aur waise bhi apna relation
00:14:31nahi khatam karna chahiye, toh theek hai agar aapko
00:14:33sadhya se comfortable nahi hain
00:14:35toh main, baaki sab aaye hoon
00:14:37sadhya tum se baat kar sakti hain, usse
00:14:39kar sakti hain, usse na karein
00:14:41main isko, bilkul, ek aam
00:14:43insaan ke zabaan mein aapko bataungi, aksar
00:14:45jab susraal jaati hain, bahu, theek hai
00:14:47aapki ghar ki helping hands hoti hain
00:14:49wo kya karte hain, idhar ki udhar karte hain
00:14:51bahu ke gaan alag bharti hain
00:14:53saas ke alag bharti hain
00:14:55wo bazaahir toh lag raha hota hai ki choti si cheeze
00:14:57hai, lekin usse bade bade
00:14:59jagde ho jaate hain, aap ghar alag
00:15:01karne pe tul jaate hain, saas
00:15:03aur bahu ki nahi banti hain, baato mein na
00:15:05aana, isse kitne nukhsaan
00:15:07hoti hain, miya bibi ke rishte bade kharaab
00:15:09hote hain, yes, miya ke kaan
00:15:11koi bhardeta hai, bibi ke kaan koi bhardeta hai
00:15:13so yeh hai toh choti si cheeze
00:15:15aapko lagega choti si nasiyat
00:15:17hai, makar aapko nahi pata hai
00:15:19aapki poori zindagi ka daaro madaar isse par hai
00:15:21kiya aap kisi ki baato mein na
00:15:23aana, aur kacche kaanon ko na rakhi
00:15:25yes, mardon ke bahut hote hain
00:15:27wo jaldi baate hain, lekin baaz log
00:15:29toh itne, matlab
00:15:31kacche zehin ke aur kacche kaanon
00:15:33ke hote hain, ki zehin bhi unka chota hota hai
00:15:35ki naukron ki baato mein
00:15:37bhi aa jaate hain, aap driver's
00:15:39ki baato mein, aapke jo husband
00:15:41mein, maine aksad, matlab
00:15:43kuch logon se suna hai, yaar wo mera
00:15:45miya ko na, mera driver badi patiyaan padha
00:15:47arre bhai, driver kaun hai, jo badiyaan padha raha hai
00:15:49na uska baat hai, na uska
00:15:51matlab bhai hai, koi nahi hai
00:15:53toh uski baato mein, kyu hota hai
00:15:55husbands ko lagta hai, ki yeh zyada waqt guzara hai
00:15:57meri bibi ke saath, yah meri fabric saath
00:15:59toh yeh zyada nazar rakhega
00:16:01yeh zyada honest hai meri saath
00:16:03toh yeh mujhe sahi khabar, arre bhai
00:16:05Allah ke bandit, toh khud kaun hai
00:16:07matlab duniya dekha
00:16:09toh yeh bada
00:16:11ne ne, aap puchte kyu hai
00:16:13husband driver se puchta, meri bibi kahaan gaye
00:16:15aur aapko pata hai, aise people
00:16:17arre log hai, main aapko yeh misaal deti hu
00:16:19ke jab meri nahi nahi shaadi hui
00:16:21toh bahot saare log, kyunki
00:16:23hum involved the
00:16:25is saare usme, toh
00:16:27bahot saare logon ne Adnan ko
00:16:29bada bhadkane ki koshish bhi ki
00:16:31toh Adnan ne do jumle
00:16:33bade straight away bole the
00:16:35main duniya dekha aadiyu, 30 saath
00:16:37se Germany mein reh rahe hu, main ne
00:16:39bandi dekh ke shaadi ki, mujhe pata hai
00:16:41wo kya kar sakti, kya nahi kar sakti
00:16:43toh uske kirdar pe baat
00:16:45main nahi surunga
00:16:47iske ilawa bhi mujhe
00:16:49jose se baat karne hu, main khud kar
00:16:51aur yeh hamara bilkul
00:16:53taishuda maamla hai, ke agar koi
00:16:55cheez hai, toh humein aapas pe discuss
00:16:57karne, nahi waise shut up call dena
00:16:59bahot zaroori ho raha hai, agar aap
00:17:01first time kisi ko shut up call karte
00:17:03koi bhi ho, agar aap
00:17:05usko udhar rok denge na
00:17:07aapko wo zindagi bar dubara aap se
00:17:09baat nahi karega, lekin agar
00:17:11aap genge, achha aur batao kya hua tha
00:17:13achha, yeh bhi hua tha
00:17:15achha udhar bhi gayi thi, achha kya
00:17:17baat karein thi udhar, yeh jeh karein
00:17:19toh wo, aap jo hai na
00:17:21usko khud lekar, aap promote
00:17:23kar rahe ho, kya bhai tu
00:17:25mera bada khas banda hai, maazarat ke saath
00:17:27kabhi kabhar aapke bachche bhi
00:17:29aapke kaan bharte hai, kyunki unko jab
00:17:31yeh nazar aa jata hai, ke
00:17:33amma abba ki accha ladai kara ke
00:17:35humein faida mil raha hai, ya
00:17:37dadi aur ammi ki ladai kara ke humein
00:17:39faida mil raha hai, kabhi, matlab
00:17:41like, kabhi kabhar aapke, aap apne
00:17:43bachche ke baare mein soch nahi sakte
00:17:45lekin kabhi kabhar wo bhi
00:17:47aapke kaan bharte hai, kabhi kabhar
00:17:49bhi bachche theek thaak
00:17:51agar wo nani zyada
00:17:53sakta hai, ya dadi zyada sakta hai na
00:17:55lekin wo jo hai na
00:17:57matlab har bhagat nani
00:17:59toh yeh hi kehati rehti hai, aapko pata nahi hai
00:18:01ke wo kya karein thi, wo yeh karein thi
00:18:03wo karein thi, so please
00:18:05mai sari maa usse kaunge apne bachcho ki
00:18:07bhi baatein jo hai na, usme nahi aaye karein
00:18:09kabhi kabhar aapke apne bhi
00:18:11bewaqoofi mein, naadaan dost
00:18:13bahot burri cheez hai
00:18:15zindagi mein, so naadaani mein
00:18:17wo kuch aise aapke kaan bharte de, jo phir
00:18:19wo aapke dil mein baith jaati
00:18:21jee, sadhya
00:18:23sadhya, yeh wala
00:18:25card lagayen, kisne kis se kya seekha
00:18:27jee, maa
00:18:29ammi se kya seekha
00:18:31maa ek kita
00:18:33bada topic hai, jo aapki
00:18:35usse pehli dars ka, jo aapko
00:18:37uthne, bethne
00:18:39chalne, phirne
00:18:41se leh ke ek cheez aur mein khal
00:18:43har banda iss maamle mein bolega
00:18:45yakhil hai, ammi
00:18:47se jo, maine sabse
00:18:49badi cheezein, kyunke bachpan mein
00:18:51har banda cheezein seekh leta hai
00:18:53aapki
00:18:55tarbiyat aapki maa kar rahi hoti hai
00:18:57meri maa ne sikhaya
00:18:59jo mujhe sabse pehle, yeh muthi
00:19:01band kaise rehti, bada
00:19:03muskil hai iss muthi ko band rakhna
00:19:05hum kahi na kahi aankhe
00:19:07muthi khol dete aur
00:19:09behen bhai
00:19:11bikhad jate, main wahi batario
00:19:13yeh muthi jo hai na, yeh maa baap
00:19:15ke aapke bachche hote hain
00:19:175 hai, 10 hai, 12 hai
00:19:191 hai, 2 hai
00:19:21yeh muthi hai
00:19:23jod ke kaise rakhna
00:19:25maine apni maa se sabse badi
00:19:27cheez agar seekhi hai
00:19:29to yeh seekhi hai, sab ko jod ke kaise
00:19:31sab ke alag mizaaj hai
00:19:33Alia bahut short tempered hai
00:19:35mera bhai bahut
00:19:37Alia ek minute mein baat ke to
00:19:39achha yeh nahi hota hoga
00:19:41meri bhabhi ka bilkul alag mizaaj
00:19:43hoga, because wo alag ghar se
00:19:45aayi hai, mere teenon
00:19:47bhaiyon ke bilkul alag mizaaj hai, dekhi
00:19:49un 6 ke 6
00:19:51logon ko, phir unke bachchon
00:19:53ko sab saath leke chalna
00:19:55wo sab mujhe salute karte hai
00:19:57isne nahi, yeh maine apni maa se
00:19:59main hamesha dekhti thi ki
00:20:01ammi kaise apne logon ko
00:20:03chahe wo nanihal ho, chahe wo dadihal ho
00:20:05unke dinners ho rahe hain
00:20:07kaise humaari hain bandish ho rahe hain
00:20:09kaise humaari hain sab ke
00:20:11timings bati mein hai
00:20:13yaani ke agar December mein sab ko pata hai
00:20:15mera dadihal thoda achha
00:20:17yeh wala khaana hai
00:20:19pie vibe khaane wala hai, to December
00:20:21mein dadihal ki daavate ho rahe hain
00:20:23thik hai, to
00:20:25nanihal thoda sugar patient hai ya yeh
00:20:27to unke alag
00:20:29matlab timings aapne baat di
00:20:31isi tar yeh chiz maine unse seekhi
00:20:33to maine bhi kya kiya, Ramzan
00:20:35susraal ko diya, Eid
00:20:37mehke ko di
00:20:39wo hai mera
00:20:41December jo hai
00:20:43wo maine apne dadihal ko diya
00:20:45is tarah karke maine na ammi se yeh
00:20:47chize seekti chali gi
00:20:49ek jo badi kamal ki chiz
00:20:51jo mujhe lagta hai
00:20:53wo har beti ko seekhni chahiye
00:20:55aur har maa baap
00:20:57aapse kehte hain ki rishte ko
00:20:59chal saal do
00:21:01do saal kehte, phir uska baat kehte
00:21:03wo actually kehne ka maqsad
00:21:05yeh hote hai, ke jisse bhi aapki shaadi
00:21:07ho rahi hai, aapki beshak
00:21:09ishq ki shaadi hai, aapki
00:21:11romance ki shaadi hai, us ghar
00:21:13wale se aapki, ghar wale
00:21:15jo hai na unse aapki romance ki shaadi
00:21:17unko samjhne ke liye bhi
00:21:19to aapko do saal chahiye na
00:21:21do dhai saal, teen saal, jo bhi hai
00:21:23wo unko time de
00:21:25lekin us waqat yeh mat samjhen
00:21:27ke main to iski
00:21:29maashka hun, to meri har baat chalenge
00:21:31thoda sa khud ko
00:21:33neeche laake, apne level
00:21:35ko neeche laayen, aur phir aap dekhe
00:21:37izzate aapko kaise milte
00:21:39nahin lekin, us
00:21:41neeche laane ka bhi level hona chahiye
00:21:43jisse carpet, isne bhi bhi uski beti
00:21:45samjhne, nahin, yeh carpet thi
00:21:47agar main, bada ek baarik line
00:21:49hai, main nahin samjhana chahiye
00:21:51agar main
00:21:53saadiya imam ban ki
00:21:5511 bhen bhaiyon mein jaati
00:21:57to main alag rehti
00:21:59main saadiya imam ke level se
00:22:01nikalke saadiya ban gayi
00:22:03main saadiya ban gayi
00:22:05imam main ne hataya
00:22:07dekhe mohabbat se jo aap
00:22:09aap dil jeete, carpet banna kya hota hai
00:22:11ke har bandayi aap se
00:22:13aapko ronta wa chala jaye
00:22:15no way, aapki izzate
00:22:17nafs sabse pehle honi chahiye
00:22:19aur wo yeh nahi
00:22:21ke aapki susraal ke saamne
00:22:23doston ke saamne
00:22:25aapki apne shohar ke saamne
00:22:27zate nafs honi chahiye
00:22:29respect pe toh no compromise
00:22:31aapki saamne zate nafs honi chahiye
00:22:33ke mujhe kya cheez achi lagi, kya cheez buri lagi
00:22:35mujhe koi kaise kahe ke chala gaya
00:22:37aapke bache aapko badi badi baatein
00:22:39kahe ke chal jaate, main to
00:22:41lamma ammi hai, lamma hai
00:22:43lubaina hai, meerab hai
00:22:45sabko shut up call de dete ho
00:22:47aapne himmat kaise bhi musihi baat karne ki
00:22:49toh isse kehte hain
00:22:51carpet banna aur jo maine aapse baat ki
00:22:53sadhya se imam ko hata ke
00:22:55sadhya banke
00:22:57unke saath indulge hona
00:22:59aadzi dikhana
00:23:01wo mera khaal hai ke aapke rishton ko
00:23:03bahut khubsurat kar de
00:23:05wohi jod ke rakhta hai basically
00:23:07aapme ego na hona
00:23:09aur aapme yeh
00:23:11will dikhana ho dostron ko
00:23:13simat ke hum ek saath
00:23:15rehna chaht
00:23:17waise bhi hai log kehte hain na
00:23:19betiyan jo hai abhi bahut mushkil hai
00:23:21betiyon ki shadi karna, ladka doona
00:23:23main kitno sabse zyada mushkil ladke ki
00:23:25shadi karna hota hai, kyunke jo ladki
00:23:27aati hai na, wo aapka
00:23:29poora khandaan barbaat kar sakti hai
00:23:31aapko poore khandaan ko bakher deti hai
00:23:33lekin aapki toh ek beti
00:23:35sirf wo wapas aati hai
00:23:37Allah na kare, agar koi aisa problem ho
00:23:39lekin agar aane wali ghalat hai na
00:23:41toh phir aap samjhenge aapki zindagi
00:23:43bhar ki, jo kehte hain na
00:23:45humaari naslein
00:23:47hum amesha yeh dua karte hain
00:23:49beti paye dua hai, Allah miya
00:23:51iska naseeb accha hai, nahi
00:23:53bete ke ka bhi naseeb
00:23:55accha ho, sirf beti
00:23:57ka nahi, beton ko bhi dua de
00:23:59donon ke liye
00:24:01jaise aapne baat ki, bohot sahi baat
00:24:03ki yeh, yeh mai toh kehte ho
00:24:05matlab like, zindagi ke
00:24:07experiences, doosron ke, dekh ke
00:24:09zindagion ke, yeh aapki baat bilkul
00:24:11ki beti toh gayi hai na
00:24:13par agar bahu
00:24:15aisi aayi hai, jo tod deki
00:24:17aur agar bahu
00:24:19acchi aayi hai na
00:24:21toh aap samjhenge, aapka
00:24:23poora susraal jo hai na
00:24:25jo kabhi nahi milte hai na, wo bhi milna shuru ho jata hai
00:24:27wo bhi aapke karana shuru ho jata hai
00:24:29kyuki wo hi hai na, jisse sabko welcome karna hai
00:24:31so aap teesri chalte hain, hum
00:24:33Bazaara Javed ki taraf
00:24:35inhone kis se kya seekha, kisi
00:24:37doosre ki baat, discuss
00:24:39na karna, yaani agar main isko
00:24:41aasaan lafza mein samjhaun, gehra hona
00:24:43for example, agar main dil mein kuch hai
00:24:45mujhe catharsis karna hai, mujhe
00:24:47toh main Ghazala ji se jaake, yeh ho
00:24:49yeh ho, ro hi, apna
00:24:51catharsis kiya, aur yeh mujhe pata hai ke
00:24:53aapke andar wo dafan ho gayi baat
00:24:55wo kahin aur nahi jaayega
00:24:57yeh hi baat hai na
00:24:59dekho, actually, baat yeh hoti hai ki jo baat
00:25:01karna hai, agar Sadia ne mujhe
00:25:03baat ki, aur aapne mujhe baat ki, aur
00:25:05mujhe keh diya, ki yeh aapa
00:25:07kisi se baat discuss na keh diya, toh yeh
00:25:09amanat ho gayi, aap yeh
00:25:11sochenge, Allah Taala ne Quran mein
00:25:13amanat mein khayanat karne wala
00:25:15kitna gunaagaar
00:25:17bilkul, bilkul, toh jab aap
00:25:19baatein kar rahe hote hain na, toh us wakat
00:25:21aapko yeh isaas khatab ho jata hai
00:25:23aapko yeh isaas
00:25:25nahi rehta, ki jo doosre ne aapse
00:25:27kaha hai, agar aapne yeh
00:25:29baat kisi aur koi, yaani ki Sadia
00:25:31ko jaa ke keh di, ya maine aapko keh di
00:25:33toh yeh ek toh khayanat
00:25:35hogi, aur doosre baat yeh hai
00:25:37ki aapki toh sirf maza hai na
00:25:39gafshab karne mein, yeh wo
00:25:41karne mein, lekin agle ki zindagi
00:25:43pe kya apsar ho raha hai, wo
00:25:45aapko nahi pata jata hai, yeh kisne aapko samjhai di
00:25:47yeh meri maa ne mujhe samjhaya
00:25:49ki meri ammi ne kaha ki zindagi
00:25:51mein, hamari matlab yeh
00:25:53hi hota hai, ki mujhe nahi lagta
00:25:55koi shagz aise, abhi
00:25:57Mumtaz ji abhi aayi hain, meri unse
00:25:59dosti bhi nahi hain, jo film star Mumtaz
00:26:01hai, toh wo bhi mujhe phone karke keh,
00:26:03yeh kuch baatein karni hain tum se, toh baat
00:26:05yeh ke aapko sabko pata hota
00:26:07ke yeh shagz
00:26:09isko bata denge, haan agar
00:26:11main achha mashwara de sakti hun,
00:26:13ya main unke kaam aa sakti hun, toh main zaroor
00:26:15kaam aaungi, jo kar sakti hun
00:26:17aakhri had tak jaati hun,
00:26:19lekin main mar jaungi na
00:26:21toh kisi ki baat kabhi kisi ko nahi bataungi
00:26:23jo nahi bataane wali, isliye
00:26:25ke wo amanat hai, aur main gunaagaar
00:26:27nahi bataungi, aur aapki guthi mein yeh baat
00:26:29aapki ammi ne daal hai, main gunaagaar nahi bataungi
00:26:31main aap logon ka andaza nahi tarbiyat mein
00:26:33guthi mein yeh baatein daali jaati hain
00:26:35kuch cheezein aisi hoti hain
00:26:37kya aap chahate bhi bhi wo nahi kar paate
00:26:39kyunki aapki values mein wo baat
00:26:41amma ne fix
00:26:43kar diye, jaise hota na
00:26:45koi bhi cheezein bana rahe hota hain
00:26:47buniyaad
00:26:49aapki buniyaadon me daali
00:26:51kuch cheezein aisi hoti hain na, jin se aapko
00:26:53bachpan mein dhra diya jaata hai
00:26:55matlab ki aapko meri maa ne hamesha ka
00:26:57ke yeh maamuli baat nahi hain
00:26:59iska guna bahut
00:27:01ke yeh bahut bada guna hain
00:27:03yeh nahi samjho
00:27:05break ke baad wapas aa rahe hain, phir Fahima tumhari sunge
00:27:07kisne kya sikhaya
00:27:19welcome, welcome back, good morning Pakistan
00:27:21aaj
00:27:23hum apni zindagi mein kis se kya seekha
00:27:25aapko bata rahe hain
00:27:27aur is bataane ka maqsad yeh hai
00:27:29ke shayad
00:27:31humein jo bataaya gaya hai
00:27:33yeh agar aap apni zindagi mein
00:27:35aap hamari baaton se adopt kar lein
00:27:37to aapki quality of life
00:27:39behtar ho sakti hai, chaltein Fahima ki taraf
00:27:41tum batao, tumne kis se kya seekha
00:27:43card dikhaya hain Fahima ka
00:27:45aapki
00:27:47kutahi se cheeze ka
00:27:49kho na
00:27:51ridha, jab meri shaadi hoi na
00:27:53to pehli dafa jo meri wedding ring thi
00:27:55wo hamne khodi
00:27:57so
00:27:59jaan nikli bhi thi, bata bhi nahi rahi ho
00:28:01kisi ko ke, kho gayi hai
00:28:03daat pitte ki husband se bhi aur saas se bhi
00:28:05to phir, mein daad daad ke
00:28:07mein saas ko chaltein, mein ke bhi rings nahi mil rahi ho
00:28:09peh ek nahi thi, ek nikah ki ring thi
00:28:11ek wedding ring thi
00:28:13is tarah, kho gayi sari
00:28:15kyon ke aata goon rahi thi aur utaar ke
00:28:17maine rakhi ho, wahin hum
00:28:19to meini saas ne mujhe kaha, yeh nahi sari rings
00:28:21pehle unhone mujhe kuch nahi kaha na
00:28:23mein ne tingi chaar din mujhe tarap nahi diya
00:28:25mein dhoonti rahi, dhoonti rahi, dhoonti rahi
00:28:27jab mein khad gayi, to unhone ki chalo idhar aao
00:28:29aap main tabhi sikhati ho
00:28:31yeh la tumhari rings
00:28:33jiski cheez khoti hai na, wo khud chaur hota hai
00:28:35ab bhi cheez ki hifazat khud karo
00:28:37kitni pyaari baat hai
00:28:39jiski cheez khoti hai, wo khud chaur hota hai
00:28:41to tum responsible ho
00:28:43uska imaan chala jaata hai
00:28:45tum responsible ho
00:28:47apni cheez ki, kisi pe shakmat karo
00:28:49aapne kutahi kiye, aapki cheez gayi hai
00:28:51isliye itiyaat karo
00:28:53kehdi aaj deti, next time doongi nahi
00:28:55sawal ke rakhna
00:28:57to wo, mainne wo cheez
00:28:59jab bhi mein cheez khoti ho, to main koshish karte ho
00:29:01mein doon doon doon doon doon pe, mein kehti ho, main hi careless thi
00:29:03oh ho, kya kiya yeh ho
00:29:05kisi pe ilzaam dene se betar hai kya
00:29:07ilzaam aap kisi pe do
00:29:09kyuki jab aapki cheez chauri hoti ho
00:29:11na, aapko lagta hai, aapke labha sab chaur
00:29:13sab chaur, sahi keh rahi ho yaar
00:29:15aur to na, bura lagta hai
00:29:17apne sab pe shak kar rahi ho
00:29:19to blame kar de kisi pe, jisne nahi liya
00:29:21aur usme sab kise bada guna hai
00:29:23guna hai, guna bhi hai
00:29:25ghar usne nahi liya aur aapne blame kar diya
00:29:27aur uski aah lag gayi
00:29:29to bahut bihaar hai
00:29:31mein zindagi mein aisi bohat saari cheezin
00:29:33chauri hui hai, ghaib hui hai
00:29:35aur main sirf is dar se
00:29:37kisi ke saath naa-insafi na ho jaye
00:29:39ki agar teen log hain, us jagah pe maujood
00:29:41to un teenon me se kisi ek nahi kiya hai
00:29:43to dono to bekasur hai
00:29:45mera mainne bada
00:29:47lekin mujhe Allah ki taraf se
00:29:49mainne yeh note kiya hai
00:29:51aur main aaj yeh sab ke saamne
00:29:53usse confess karna chahungi
00:29:55ki meri agar koi cheez
00:29:57istana gayi hai
00:29:59aur mainne dar guzar kiya hai
00:30:01ki yaar un teen
00:30:03hai log, main unko
00:30:05kaise police ke hawale kar doon
00:30:07mujhe Allah ta'ala ne na
00:30:09udhar se nawaza
00:30:11diya hai
00:30:13aur matlab like mahine bhi nahi guzra hai
00:30:15aur main yeh
00:30:17khuda Allah ta'ala
00:30:19aur mainne yeh bhi dekha hai
00:30:21ki un teenon me se kisi ek pe
00:30:23to zahir hai na, koi ek to tha na
00:30:25aur uski barbadi bhi
00:30:27mainne apni aankh se dekhi
00:30:29misal ek baat aur
00:30:31mainne matlab yeh mera apna experience
00:30:33hai ki hum logon ke ghar mein agar koi cheez
00:30:35gum ho jati, yeh kuch hai
00:30:37to hum log na sirf
00:30:39naukaron ke upar shak karte hain
00:30:41ke woh shayad isne leriya hoga, usne leriya
00:30:43baaz dafa bohot ameer log
00:30:45unko aadat hoti hai chori
00:30:47yeh bimari hai na
00:30:49yeh bimari hai, yeh syndrome hai
00:30:51to yeh mainne
00:30:53mere saath ho chuka hai
00:30:55to main kabhi soch bhi
00:30:57nahi sakti thi ki jis
00:30:59jinn logon ke liye main keh rahi ho
00:31:01ki yeh log chori kar sakte hain
00:31:03matlab zarurat hi nahi hai na
00:31:05aur mainne ek hota na
00:31:07range haathon pakadna
00:31:09oh my god
00:31:11matlab ke
00:31:13bajaye woh kuch kare, main roh rahi thi
00:31:15ki mujhe itna
00:31:17dhar lag raha tha Allah se aur main
00:31:19itna roh rahi thi ki inki kitni
00:31:21insult ho gayi hai, kitni
00:31:23bizzati ho gayi hai Allah miyan
00:31:25yeh kyu aisa karte hain, Allah miyan
00:31:27ko hadayat ki zindagi de de, ya Allah pak
00:31:29inko hadayat ki zindagi de de, to
00:31:31kyunki sab kuch hote hue bhi yeh kitni
00:31:33buri cheez hai, kitni buri aadat
00:31:35hai yeh, walkul aur
00:31:37yeh bachpan ki aadat hoti hai, main aapko
00:31:39bachche jo main na pocket mein leke
00:31:41wo kahte hain na mental health
00:31:43aur yeh saari cheez hain, yeh sab
00:31:45uski branches hain
00:31:47agar, matlab dekhein ek to
00:31:49zarurat ki tehak karta hai gharib aadmi, lekin
00:31:51ek, yeh uski koi andar
00:31:53khalal hai matlab, like koi hain
00:31:55nahi nahi, bachpan mein jab
00:31:57uski therapy hoti hai, bazaar mein utha ke pocket mein
00:31:59paise daal ki hai, nahi
00:32:01unno ko sukoon milta hai
00:32:03jo bhi karte hain,
00:32:05jo zarurat ki tehak nahi hota
00:32:07jo isliye karte hain
00:32:09ke unko ek sukoon chahiye,
00:32:11satisfaction chahiye, so yeh unki
00:32:13mental health problem hai, yeh uski branch hai
00:32:15uski aadat mein shamil hai na, yeh
00:32:17aap aisa aisa
00:32:19bachpan se karana chahiye
00:32:21awareness ho rahi hain na, hum kehte hain
00:32:23mental health mein anxiety aa jaati hai
00:32:25aur bahot saari cheezin aa jaati hain, toh usmein shayadi
00:32:27ek branch hai
00:32:29jo ab young bachche
00:32:31hain, wo hi kehte hain
00:32:33ke humein koi problem hai
00:32:35humein anxiety hoti hai, humein depression hota hai
00:32:37toh parents nahi yakeen
00:32:39kar paate hain, khas taar pe brown parents
00:32:41yakeen nahi kar paate hain, kehte hain
00:32:43maine reels bhi dekh rahi thi, tum chahte ho
00:32:45ki tum psychologist ko jaa ke dekha ho
00:32:47humare ghar ki baate batao, paise de kar unko
00:32:49toh yeh
00:32:51humein bhi hoti hogi anxiety
00:32:53aur humein pata nahi tha
00:32:55interview dekhi thi, wo keh rahi thi
00:32:57ke matlab main yeh
00:32:59hum samjhen ke hum psychologist ke paas jaayenge
00:33:01toh hum pagal hain
00:33:03apni therapy ke liye
00:33:05koi ek aisa insaan hona chahiye zindagi mein
00:33:07koi hum bohot saari cheezein hain, jo hum share nahi kar sakte
00:33:09kisi se bhi, toh hum wo waha jaa ke
00:33:11share karte hain, toh wo kehne lage ki
00:33:13mujhe lagta hai, toh main toh apni therapy ke liye jaati hain
00:33:15har teen maine ke baad ek session lete hain
00:33:17aur log jaati hain
00:33:19aap apni zindagi ki quality ko
00:33:21behtar banan ke liye hain
00:33:23agar aap jaan lete hain, ke aapke andar yeh kuch hai
00:33:25garbar is kharabi ke wajah se
00:33:27aapki zindagi kharab ho rahi hain
00:33:29toh kya aap jaayen
00:33:31jalboorat hain na, toh aapko aise aise cheezein pata chalti hain
00:33:33aapke girls, aapke judges
00:33:35jo aapke andar
00:33:37jab likal jaata hain, aap relax ho jaate hain
00:33:39aur sir, aapki jo problems hain
00:33:41usse iddid ke saare log affect ho rahe hain
00:33:43poora khaanaan, family, sab affected ho rahe hain
00:33:45usse behta nahi, aap therapy karwa lein
00:33:47thoda se session karwa lein
00:33:49cure kar lein
00:33:51maine kitne logon ko dekha hain
00:33:53jinga khussa, khatarnaak khussa hota
00:33:55aur usme pata nahi, wo kya kya faislein
00:33:57le lete hain, jab wo therapy karane
00:33:59therapist ke paas gayi hain
00:34:01toh unki zindagi mein itne pyaare changes aaye hain
00:34:03wo khud is baat ka
00:34:05aithraaf kiya hain
00:34:07yaar Hina ke saare bachon ka
00:34:09Hina ke poore
00:34:11matlab wo bichare bilkul hi wo ho gaye the
00:34:13Hina ka, jo meri beti hain
00:34:15uski sarwai, jab Hina kiye hua hain
00:34:17uski, uske bachon ki
00:34:19sab, Sana toh sab ko lagaya ho hain
00:34:21sab karwaayen
00:34:23kyunki aap relax ho, aapki zindagi itni keerti hain
00:34:25Sana kitne pyaari baatein karti hain
00:34:27as a psychologist
00:34:29haan, kyunki Sana
00:34:31matlab usne kaahein ki aap
00:34:33apne aapko takleefein de rahein hain
00:34:35aap nikaalein sab kuch
00:34:37apni achi zindagi guzaarein
00:34:39jab aapke andar se sab kuch nikal jayene
00:34:41aap kitne relax ho raha hain
00:34:43kitna mazaa aata hai zindagi ka
00:34:45matlab ki
00:34:47sikhaatein, wohi toh kehnein na, bachay humein sikhaatein
00:34:49zindagi bahut qeemti hain
00:34:51usko bas aise hi na guzaarein
00:34:53hai na, toh usko aise hi na guzaarein
00:34:55guzaarein, chaar din ki hai
00:34:57aur agar aap hatte katte hain
00:34:59koi, aapke andar koi aur problem nahi
00:35:01aur yaha problem hai
00:35:03so iska bhi raaj
00:35:05kahin na kahin bachpan me koi phasawa hai
00:35:07kahin na kahin bachpan me koi phasawa hai
00:35:09toh wahan se actually nikaltein
00:35:11toh phasein nahi, accept kar lein
00:35:13apni present me aajain
00:35:15ab hum chal rahein, toh bara Aruba ki taraf
00:35:17dikhayin bhi, next card
00:35:19kya, kis se seekha
00:35:21har cheez pe reaction na dena
00:35:23kitni pyari baatein
00:35:25kisne seekha di toh mein bhai
00:35:27dekhi meri ammi kehti hain ki dekho
00:35:29koi bhi faisla na jaldbaazi mein nahi liya jata
00:35:31toh hummisha mujhe kehti hain ki Aruba
00:35:33zindagi mein yaad akna ki kisi se
00:35:35dosti karo, toh iss hattak karo
00:35:37ki agar tumhe dushmani karni par jaye
00:35:39toh tumhe sharmandigi na ho
00:35:41aur agar dushmani karo, toh iss hattak karo
00:35:43ki dosti karni par jaye, toh tumhe
00:35:45sharmandigi na ho
00:35:47extreme, extreme nahi honi chahiye
00:35:49na extreme dosti, na extreme
00:35:51dushmani, toh woh jeet aapko
00:35:53hammisha kahi na kahi nukhsaan dekar jaati hain
00:35:55zaisi baatein agar hum
00:35:57kisi ke saath koi ghalat kaam kar rahein
00:35:59aur hummein usse in future dosti karni
00:36:01par jaye, toh hummein sharmandigi hogi ki
00:36:03humne uske saath itna bura kiya tha
00:36:05aur agar kisi na acha kiya hain, toh hum
00:36:07iss cheez ko balance karke rakhna chahiye
00:36:09hummisha mujhe yeh lagta hai, toh hummisha mujhe kehti hain ki Aruba
00:36:11zindagi mein balance bahot zaruri hain
00:36:13cheezon ko sauce samajh ke chalo
00:36:15ki kis ke saath, kis hattak, kahan tak
00:36:17kya rishta banana hai, usko kis tana
00:36:19deal karna hai, toh woh bahot zaruri hain
00:36:21that's very important
00:36:23Payaana Ravi toh khali iss cheez mein nahi
00:36:25har cheez mein hi bahot zaruri hain
00:36:27aapke har taluk, har rishte mein
00:36:29woh hai, ki abhi mere bhi
00:36:31ek card mein yeh yeh ek cheez hain
00:36:33dekhte hain na aapke card mein kya hai
00:36:35dikhayein, Sadia ke card mein kya hai
00:36:37husband ne kya sikhaya
00:36:39husband ne
00:36:41Adnan se na
00:36:43shuru mein toh meri
00:36:45toh dosti nahi thi, aapas ki baat hai
00:36:47bilkul anjaan log the
00:36:49toh banne
00:36:51banne mein bhi time lagti thi, mujhe lagta tha
00:36:53yeh jo keh rahi hai, yeh ghalat keh rahi hai
00:36:55aur jo mein keh rahi hu, yeh bilkul sahi keh rahi hu
00:36:57lekin
00:36:59by that time mujhe aisa laga ki
00:37:01iska mujhe bahot bada tajarab hai
00:37:03maine
00:37:05jo bhi kaise zindagi ko
00:37:07ek alag nazariye se
00:37:09duniya mein dekha hai
00:37:11aur mard alag tareeke se hi
00:37:13zindagi ko dekh raha hota hai
00:37:15Adnan se bhi
00:37:17bahot saari cheezein, jaise Adnan
00:37:19bahot jaldi
00:37:21jo hai na, woh hyper
00:37:23ho jate hain, maine kuch unki negative cheezein
00:37:25se positivity kehte hain na
00:37:27ghalat kartooton se
00:37:29Adnan bahot jaldi hyper ho ke faislein karte hain
00:37:31main nahi karte hain, bahot jaldi hyper ho ke faislein
00:37:33main Adnan ko bhi sanjahti hun ki aap
00:37:35Adnan
00:37:37relax
00:37:39ispe hum baad mein baat karenge
00:37:41kuch husband se aapne seekha the
00:37:43woh hi bata rahi hun, woh hyper ho ke
00:37:45jaldi faislein karte hain
00:37:47maine unhi se seekha hai
00:37:49hyper ho ke jaldi faislein nahi karte hain
00:37:51unki is ghalati se aapne seekha
00:37:53ghalati se maine seekha
00:37:55adnan ki best quality kya hai
00:37:57ki Adnan kisi ki bhi baat
00:37:59mein nahi aate hai, aap phone karein
00:38:01aap meri best friend hai, aap phone karein
00:38:03Adnan bhai yeh hua, yeh hua
00:38:05Adnan bhai, aapko sunenge
00:38:07Adnan bhai kahenge
00:38:09bahut shukriya Nida aapne mujhe
00:38:11bataya, lekar mujhe yeh batayiye
00:38:13ke Sadia
00:38:15aapki dost hai ya main
00:38:17aapki dost
00:38:19agar aap Sadia ki nahi ho sakhi
00:38:21to meri kaise ho sakti
00:38:23aur yeh kahenge woh phone ban kar
00:38:25aisi kayi doste meri
00:38:27hain jino ne yeh harkat
00:38:29ki
00:38:31jino ne yeh harkat
00:38:33jino to dost nahi ko
00:38:35uske baad
00:38:37mujhe agla jumla bataya rahi ho
00:38:39jinko maine yeh kahe ke milwaye tha
00:38:41Adnan she is my friend
00:38:43Adnan ek din Karachi aaye
00:38:45aur un sab ko invite kiya ghar pe
00:38:47aur Adnan
00:38:49mujhe kuch nahi bataya
00:38:51Adnan ne woh messages dikhaye
00:38:53woh calls record dikhaye
00:38:55woh unke audio
00:38:57messages dikha ke kaha
00:38:59yeh aapki dost hai jinko so called
00:39:01aap dost kahti hai
00:39:03to aaj se main aapko yeh tick kar raha ho
00:39:05yeh aapki dost nahi hai
00:39:07mujhe mere ghar mein nahi chahiye
00:39:09yeh mujhe dikhni nahi chahiye
00:39:11aap inke saath nahi dikhni chahiye
00:39:13maine apne miya se sabse badi cheez
00:39:15seekhi
00:39:17ke jinko par hum aankh ban karke
00:39:19bharosa kar hote hain
00:39:21yeh meri dost hai
00:39:23wohi aapke piche itna
00:39:25bada khanjar ghop rahi hoti hain
00:39:27isme Adnan ki akalmandi
00:39:29agar wo akalmand na hote hain
00:39:31to shayad wo bhi baat na
00:39:33yeh humari bhi
00:39:35fault hoti hai
00:39:37pehchaan nahi
00:39:39itni dosti agar ghari hai
00:39:41jaise dekhe
00:39:43main yaha iski
00:39:45Aruba ne kaha
00:39:47itni dosti na ho
00:39:49ke dushmani karte
00:39:51weh aapko hoke hain
00:39:53if you know me
00:39:55agar aap to
00:39:57mujhe jaante to meri aapke aisi koi
00:39:59dosti nahi hai agar Ghazala
00:40:01meri life me
00:40:03ammi aur papa ne itni
00:40:05munasabat rakhi thi
00:40:07mujhe kaam aur ghar
00:40:09to meri zindagi me
00:40:11koi aisi baat hi nahi thi jo meri miya ke liye
00:40:13problem deti
00:40:15matlab aap samajh rahe hai na
00:40:17Sadia ek baat hai ke
00:40:19matlab hum sabko
00:40:21jitni bhi duniya dekh rahi hai
00:40:23unko yeh baat zarur
00:40:25apne zehn mein rakhna chahiye
00:40:27woh chahe dost ho na ho
00:40:29ki koi bhi duniya mein
00:40:31chahe woh kitni bhi buri aurat hai
00:40:33agar aap uska ghar aapki wajah se
00:40:35kharab hoga to aap se bada guna
00:40:37guna duniya ne koiye
00:40:39agar aap miyan biwi ko jod sakti hai
00:40:41jhud bolna padhe
00:40:43main biwi ko kohongi
00:40:45tera miyan to yeh kahna tha
00:40:47aur tu apne miyan ke liye kahiya hai
00:40:49aur miyan ko jaa ke kohi
00:40:51mai iske liye mar jaungi aur tum kahe raha hai
00:40:53to insaan ko na
00:40:55miyan biwi ko jod ke rakhna chahiye
00:40:57jhud bolna padhe
00:40:59drama karna padhe
00:41:01kuch bhi karna
00:41:03main kisi haq tak chali jaati hain
00:41:05miyan biwi ki dosti karane ke liye
00:41:07aur duniya mein sabse buray log hai
00:41:09jo miyan biwi ki misunderstanding
00:41:11aur food dalwaati hain
00:41:13aur gharahiyan karwaati hain
00:41:15woh gande log hai
00:41:17main to unko gande log kehte hain
00:41:19gande jinse
00:41:21main apne life ke us
00:41:23main meri teacher thi
00:41:25meri teacher kehte thi
00:41:27mujhe bohot acchi unki ye baat lagti thi
00:41:29ke aap
00:41:31apne irgir apni marji ke log chunte ho
00:41:33aur unme baite ho unme baate karte ho
00:41:35aap agar apne aapko bhi kehne lago na
00:41:37yaar mai dafar ho
00:41:39mai dafar ho
00:41:41yaar mai batsurat ho
00:41:43batsurat ho
00:41:45so aapke saath jo log baithi hongi na
00:41:47jo aapko bully bhi karenge
00:41:49jo so called dost
00:41:51hai
00:41:53woh aapko bol rahenge
00:41:55yaar tumhara andar yeh problem hai
00:41:57jab aap us tarahan ke logon mein baithte ho
00:41:59aisa saath ho jaate ho
00:42:01jab aapke jo
00:42:03karibi dost hain jo aapke paas baithenge
00:42:05ki nahi yaar koi baat nahi hai
00:42:07agar moti ho gayi ho to koi baat nahi
00:42:09diet karoge to ho jaoge
00:42:11jab woh is tala ke log honge
00:42:13jo aapko lagta hai aapki negativity hai
00:42:15woh aapko sahara dene ke liye baithi honge
00:42:17so aap boost karoge
00:42:19aapka ekdum muraal to apne ird gird
00:42:21woh log rakhe hain
00:42:23positive log rakhe hain
00:42:25aapki sohbat ka aasar padta hai
00:42:27negative logon mein baithna uthna
00:42:29khatam kar de
00:42:31best thing cheez kya hoi
00:42:33meri life ke andar
00:42:35meri life itni isolated
00:42:37main usse nahi kehati
00:42:39I am so happy with my life
00:42:41ke main kam logon se milti hun
00:42:43un logon se milti hun
00:42:45un logon se milti hun
00:42:47un logon se milti hun
00:42:49un logon se milti hun
00:42:51un logon se milti hun
00:42:53un logon se milti hun
00:42:55un logon se milti hun
00:42:57un logon se milti hun
00:42:59un logon se milti hun
00:43:01un logon se milti hun
00:43:03un logon se milti hun
00:43:05un logon se milti hun
00:43:07un logon se milti hun
00:43:09un logon se milti hun
00:43:11un logon se milti hun
00:43:13bhaitreen dost bhi doonga
00:43:15milna shuru ho jata hai
00:43:17aap allah se dua maange
00:43:19ki mujhe bhaitreen dost milna
00:43:21hum ek hi baat
00:43:23itni saare cheezein aur mata raha hai
00:43:25chale ji Ghazala ji ne kya seekha
00:43:27kis se
00:43:29paison ka kharj
00:43:31ye kis se kya seekha
00:43:33paison ka kharj jo hai wo
00:43:35actually
00:43:37kehte hain ki
00:43:39allah taala jo hai wo
00:43:41allah maalik hai majority mere
00:43:43miyan bhi yeh kehte hain
00:43:45bhai chhodo kharj karo
00:43:47khal allah miyan denewala
00:43:49denewala upar bata hua hai
00:43:51lekin main yeh kehte hain ki
00:43:53allah miyan ne humein dimaag bhi diye
00:43:55akal bhi diye
00:43:57haath paun bhi diye
00:43:59toh allah ne kaha hai ki
00:44:01jab maine tumhe cheezein de diye
00:44:03tumko istamaal karo na
00:44:05ab tum har cheezein mere upar toh
00:44:07nahi chhodo
00:44:10mujhe kanjus log
00:44:11aapne kis se seekha hi hai
00:44:13paison ka istamaal karna
00:44:15paison ka istamaal karna apne father se
00:44:17maine kitna rakhna hai
00:44:19kitna bachaana hai
00:44:21kitne tareeke se kharj karna hai
00:44:23aur yeh hai ki dekhe maine
00:44:25jab maine
00:44:27my husband ki death huye mere bache
00:44:29aise the ke koi bhi aisa nahi tha ke
00:44:31jo wo kare
00:44:33maine apne zindagi
00:44:35apne upar guzaari aur bade tareeke se
00:44:37maine zindagi me kabhi
00:44:39kisi se ek rupeya nahi liye
00:44:41apne life me kabhi nahi
00:44:43na apne bhai se, na apne susraal se
00:44:45na kisi se
00:44:47koi duniya mein yeh nahi kaisakta
00:44:49ke ghazala ne hamse saur rupeya maangaya
00:44:51main nahi maangti thi, main apne cheezein
00:44:53cut down kar deti thi, apne aap ko
00:44:55samet liya, bada ghar tha usko
00:44:57chod ke chote ghar me chale gaye
00:44:59roz kahin bhai chutiyon me ja rahe hain
00:45:01kabhi kahin Europe ja rahe hain
00:45:03wo khatam kar diya
00:45:05apne cheezein bilkul smed di
00:45:07ki jitni aapki chadar hai na
00:45:09bas utne paun philao, usse zyada na philao
00:45:11ke logon se bheeg maangni thi
00:45:13maine bhi apni ammi se hi cheezein seekhi
00:45:15Allah na kare, kabhi bhi kisi waqt bhi
00:45:17aap pe bura waqt aasakta hai
00:45:19aap ne kitna jama karna hai
00:45:21kitna kharj karna hai
00:45:23yeh bachon ko sikhana bohot zaroori hai
00:45:25aage se picha pahari hona chahiye
00:45:27jo bade kahte hai na, bade important hai
00:45:29aur kabhi bhi kisi pe bhi bura waqt aasakta hai
00:45:31baadshahon pe aajata hai
00:45:33yeh cheezein hai yaar
00:45:35bohot sari logon pe aajata hai
00:45:37mere miya mein toh yeh main unse seekhti hoon
00:45:39dekho agar nahi seekhta hoda toh
00:45:41phir kya karti
00:45:43bilkul
00:45:45so ek chota sa waqfa le rahe hain
00:45:47aur phir Faheema tumahi tarah saayenge
00:45:49good morning Pakistan
00:45:59welcome, welcome back
00:46:01Pakistan, aaj hum ek doostre se
00:46:03bohot sari aesi baatein seekh bhi rahe hain
00:46:05aur koshish yeh hi hai ki
00:46:07aap bhi apni zindagi ki
00:46:09quality ko baithar karne ke liye agar aap yeh
00:46:11seekh sakein, inki maa ne kya
00:46:13sikhaya, ino ne yeh kahan seekha
00:46:15toh
00:46:17aaj ki subah ka farz ada ho jayega
00:46:19haa bilkul
00:46:21next
00:46:23card dikhayein ki Faheema ne kya cheez
00:46:25seedha baithna
00:46:27body ka posture
00:46:29bohot important
00:46:31bohot
00:46:33yeh kis se seekha aapne
00:46:35abbu hamare ghar mein na jo aise baithta tha na
00:46:37peeche se ek muka aata tha
00:46:39aur seedha ho jaate the foreign
00:46:41abbu ko
00:46:43nafrat thi ke koi aise kyu baitha
00:46:45abbi badi baaji na wo aise hi baithte thi
00:46:47poora yahan se yeh cheez nikaalke na
00:46:49ek zor ka aata tha
00:46:51wo unko baithta tha hum
00:46:53seedha ho jaate the khudi
00:46:55aur ghar mein mera yeh tha ki jab
00:46:57jis bade ko daat pitt rahi hai
00:46:59jis baat pe pitt rahi hai
00:47:01aur jo agar
00:47:03pitaayi ho rahi hai
00:47:05mein foreign hi siddhi ho gaye
00:47:07se pehle meri baari hai
00:47:09wo baat bhi maan lo
00:47:11toh wo aaj tak yeh
00:47:13jisne mera nikaal hua hai na
00:47:15toh hum log do faisal ho
00:47:17mein aise baithna hai
00:47:19toh normal ho ke baith jao na
00:47:21meri kamar thak gayi hai
00:47:23wo itni aadat modeling me aagayi
00:47:25main bhi dekho take laga hai bagayar baithti
00:47:27itne saal ho gaye
00:47:29aur aaj kal ke
00:47:31jo chote chote bache, chotus hai
00:47:33wo yun baithta hai aise
00:47:35ipad ki wajah se
00:47:37mein yaha
00:47:39medically aap logon ko batana traungi
00:47:41ki body ka posture
00:47:43agar jisse yeh keh rahi hai na yeh rahta hai
00:47:45ek toh physical appearance bhi buri rakhti hai
00:47:47aap yun chal raha hai, kubh nikli bhi hai
00:47:49bohot sahi logon ke hums hote hain
00:47:51kamar mein dard
00:47:53agar aapko seeda
00:47:55baithne ki aadat nahi, Alhamdulillah
00:47:57meri ghutne shutno mein dard ho jata hai
00:47:59meri kamar mein kabhi dard nahi hua
00:48:01meri body ke posture
00:48:03kyunki meri amma bhi istana peechhe back me
00:48:05thappad aata tha, us thappad ke dard
00:48:07kyunki bohot zorka lagta tha
00:48:09us thappad ke dard ki wajah se
00:48:11ladkiyon ke saath aksar aisa hi hota hai
00:48:13alag alag wajwat hoti, jab wo jawaan ho rahi hoti hain
00:48:15badh rahi hoti hain unka age
00:48:17toh na thodi si sharma sharmi ke andar
00:48:19wo ladkiya yun ho jata hai
00:48:21us ki wajah se
00:48:23aap dupatta pehne
00:48:25aur aap seedhi kamar rakhe hain
00:48:27agar aapko thoda sa problem ho rahi hain
00:48:29aap jab drama mein aati toh
00:48:31aapka posture itna acha lagta hai
00:48:33jo aaj kal ki ladkiya hain wo unka aisa nahi hain
00:48:35unko bhi karna chahiye na
00:48:37seeda baithna chahiye, toh aap pyare lagte ho
00:48:39apke physique achi nahi hain
00:48:41jaise mujhe padhte the main usko waise thappade maate hain
00:48:43shoulder straight lakta hai
00:48:45ye straight rakho
00:48:47aaj kal ke saare bachche aap dekhe hain
00:48:49aay take laga hai, baith nahi sakte
00:48:51yun baithe hoonge, yadar padeve hoonge
00:48:53udhar padeve hoonge, humare mabaap ne
00:48:55bahut sakti ke liye
00:48:57lakin iPad nahi tha na, us waqat koi yun karke 24 gandhi
00:48:59main aapko alag-alag bhaja bata rahi hoon
00:49:01ke ladkiyaan kyu aise hoon
00:49:03ladkiyaan aise isliye hoti thi
00:49:05aur ladke iPad ki wajah se ho rahe hain
00:49:09toh ye zaruri hai
00:49:11aapki body health aur aapki physical appearance ki wajah se
00:49:13pehle toh aap jo nazar aate hain na
00:49:15uske baad baat cheez se personality ka pata chalte hain
00:49:17personality ka pata chalte hain
00:49:19so wo wali cheez se
00:49:21jee, badhte hain aage
00:49:23Rubaan ne
00:49:25khaana banana
00:49:27jee, khaana banana
00:49:29ek toh
00:49:31bachper mein toh mujhe khel cooking ka shauk tha hi
00:49:33lakin baaki phir
00:49:35ammi ne sikhaya
00:49:37toh woh mujhe, main bahut achha khaana banati hoon
00:49:39I'm a very good chef
00:49:41wow, nakhta nahi hai, itni pyaari
00:49:43daabat hai
00:49:45haan, isi nazook si ladki
00:49:47you are most welcome
00:49:49toh main bahut achha khaana banati hoon
00:49:51toh woh mama ne sikhaya
00:49:53aur aap main, agar koi mujhe puchta hai na
00:49:55agar main kuch bhi banati hoon
00:49:57koi mujhe puchta hai, yeh banaya kaise hai
00:49:59toh main usko bataa nahi sakti
00:50:01kyunki main andaazi se banati hoon
00:50:03mujhe itna andaaza ho chuke hai
00:50:05kyunki mama ne sikhaya
00:50:07toh ab main agar kuch banati hoon
00:50:09toh main kisi ko yeh nahi bataa sakti
00:50:11ki main ne isme kitni marjiye daali thi
00:50:13acha sabse achha kya banati hoon
00:50:15main sabse achhi koela karahi banati hoon
00:50:17oye bapre
00:50:19wow
00:50:21all rounder hai
00:50:23all rounder
00:50:25kehte raha tha haseen tareen ladki hoon
00:50:27toh kitchen mein kahaan jaati hoon
00:50:29yeh kahaan wo
00:50:31aise mere friends bhi na, jab main ne unko kuch khaana banate khilaya na
00:50:33toh wah kehti, tum jhoot bol rahi ho
00:50:35tum ne nahi pakaya, jhoot bol rahi ho
00:50:37unko yaqeen, saalon ke baad unko ab yaqeen aaya
00:50:39ki haan yeh achha pakati hai
00:50:41kyunki dekhi
00:50:43jais tarah baaki cheeze aana, toh khaana pakana
00:50:45bhi ek art hai, koi sharmindegi
00:50:47ki reshani nahi hai, kahaana pakati hai
00:50:49yeh fakhar ki baat hai
00:50:51yeh ek hunar hai
00:50:53har kisi ke haath mein taste nahi hota
00:50:55har kisi ko pakana nahi aata
00:50:57pakata yeh sab hai
00:50:59lekin aapko yeh pata chal jata hai
00:51:01yeh bhabhi ke haath mein taste hai
00:51:03taste na natural hai
00:51:05main aapko batao, yeh zururi nahi hai
00:51:07aap ghar mein agar cook rakh rahe hain
00:51:09toh aap koi chef aisa hai
00:51:11duniya ke cheeze main
00:51:13lekin khao toh maza nahi aata
00:51:15aur koi ek naam aadmi bhi ho
00:51:17jab aap khaana pyaar se banate ho na
00:51:19khaana hamisha achha bata hai
00:51:21jab aap khaana ko aise banayenge na
00:51:23ki bas yeh humari sare pe daal deke
00:51:25khaana kabhi nahi achha banega
00:51:27chahiye wo jitna bhi achha chef
00:51:29badi feelings aati hain, khaana se haath jo soch rahe hota hai
00:51:31samajh rahe hota hai
00:51:33main sari aurto ko kaungi, wo handiya pakari hoti ho
00:51:35jal rahi hoti hai, dimaag mein bun rahi hoti hai
00:51:37wo jala buna hi banega
00:51:39isi liye
00:51:41pyaar aur mamta aur wo sab cheeze hongi
00:51:43aur aap chamach handi chalayenge
00:51:45usne cheezein daalenge
00:51:47aap tarif karenge wo
00:51:49khushi se aap khaana banaoge na
00:51:51toh isliye agar aapki bahunne
00:51:53kitchen samal liya hai
00:51:55saason bana ke rakho
00:51:57achha khaana kya chahiye
00:51:59yeh wali cheeze
00:52:01lekin aaj kal ki saasin
00:52:03mashallah kaafi achhi hoga
00:52:05baahut achhi kaafi hai
00:52:07samajh aa gayi ki kaise tackle karna hai
00:52:09jo tackle karna aa jaye toh
00:52:11har insaan aapko achha lagaye
00:52:13tali bhi dono haan se bashti hai
00:52:15aapko balance rakhna hai
00:52:17aap kisi ke saath achha karoge toh saamne wala achha karega
00:52:19wo ek dafaa agar bura karoge
00:52:21wo ek dafaa achha karega
00:52:23dosi dafaa wo peeche hat jayega
00:52:25ki nahi yaar yeh insaan kaabil nahi hai
00:52:27mujhe back off kar dene chahiye
00:52:29toh wo cheezein aapke andar khud hoti hai
00:52:31next card sadhya ka
00:52:33behan ne kya sikhaya
00:52:35kaunsi behan yeh bhi bataya
00:52:37main sabse kareeb rahi bhi
00:52:39alia ke hu
00:52:41toh meri zindagi ke jitne bhi utaar
00:52:43chadha ho hai wo alia
00:52:45ne sikhaye
00:52:47jab main industry mein aayi toh alia ne
00:52:49sabse pehli ek seat jo mujhe
00:52:51achhi tarah yaadat
00:52:53I am your best friend
00:52:55main tumhari dost ho
00:52:57tumhe koi masla hai
00:52:59tumhe koi problem
00:53:01ho rahi hai
00:53:03tumhe koi tang kar raha hai
00:53:05tumhe koi aisi baat jo
00:53:07tumh papa, ammi, yaar khud se bhi nahi kahe paari ho
00:53:09toh musne na
00:53:11bas aankh ban karke kahe diya karun
00:53:13main alia se na thodi shy bhi thi
00:53:15toh
00:53:17she is my best friend
00:53:19humaari ladayi ho
00:53:21aksaro peshtar hi hota hai humaari jagda
00:53:23lekin main ussi koi phone karke
00:53:25bata rahi ho achha bhi yeh ho gaya
00:53:27achha bhi yeh ho raha hai
00:53:29toh wo
00:53:31wo jo do din baad, teen din baad
00:53:33uski call aayegi na wo ussi waqt
00:53:35nahi baat karti
00:53:37lekin wo jo usse yaad rahta hai kis se musse baat ki thi
00:53:39wo mashwara mere liye
00:53:41bada kaam hota hai
00:53:43aapki baat se yeh
00:53:45ab jis age mein main ho
00:53:47mera perception 20s
00:53:49mein alag tha, ab alag hai
00:53:51hum log
00:53:53zahir hai jab humaari shaadi ho jaati hai
00:53:55toh hum apni maa aur behen se
00:53:57susraal, saas
00:53:59yeh main exactly keh rahi hai
00:54:01yeh baatein
00:54:03karte hain
00:54:05mujhe
00:54:07age ke certain time pe kisi
00:54:09writer hain bahot mashoor
00:54:11unhone yeh sikhaya
00:54:13yeh baatein jo aapki catharsis
00:54:15aap apni doston se karein
00:54:17jinka aapki susraal se koi lena dena na ho
00:54:19thik hai na
00:54:21agar aap yeh baatein
00:54:23apni behenon se karenge
00:54:25ya apni maa se karenge
00:54:27unka dil kharab ho jayega
00:54:29kyunke unhone sari umar milte rehna
00:54:31aap ladege, marenge, ek ho jayenge
00:54:33aap apni behenon se baaki baatein karte hain
00:54:35dil ki jo bhi aisi ho
00:54:37lekin agar jab aapki shaadi ho gayi hai
00:54:39toh us waqt
00:54:41unko yeh dost nahi banana chahiye
00:54:43ache toh usme
00:54:45sabse padhi cheez
00:54:47maine ek cheez seekhi wo yeh thi
00:54:49jo alia ne mujhe meri shaadi ke baat sikhaye hui thi
00:54:51ke alia ne kabhi bhi
00:54:53usse Mohsin bhai ke baare mein zikar nahi kya
00:54:55kabhi sikhaye, usse meri sikha diya tha
00:54:57bahot pehle, ke agar tum
00:54:59Adnan ki izzat karna chahati ho
00:55:01aur karmana chahati ho, Adnan ka zikar
00:55:03kabhi na karna, tumhare
00:55:05miya, bibi ke darmiyan
00:55:07singhe chale, talware chale
00:55:09jo chale, tumhare
00:55:11meke tak koi baat nahi, aur aaj yehi
00:55:13baja hai, ke bahut si dafay
00:55:15aisa hota hai jo Adnan kahte hai
00:55:17main naraaz tha, aur yeh hua
00:55:19main akha, accha par mere gharwalo ko toh patayi
00:55:21nahi tha, kyuki main unko batayi
00:55:23nahi, toh yeh jo ek cheez
00:55:25hoti hai, jo abhi aapne
00:55:27kabhi bhi, kabhi bhi, apne meke me
00:55:29apne susraal ki buraniyaan kabhi na karna
00:55:31aur apne shohar se bhi apne meke ki baat ki nahi karna
00:55:33shohar se bhi nahi karna
00:55:35apko bada bura lag raha hota hai
00:55:37ki dikho meri bhabhi ne meri miya ko nahi poocha
00:55:39ya meri bhai
00:55:41aur apne shohar se bhi
00:55:43meke ki nahi karna
00:55:45mujhe koi khuli luli zabaan ki
00:55:47khatoon thi, unhone bola, bhai miya bibi ka
00:55:49bada bhai gharat rishta hota hai
00:55:51main ne ka, aaye yeh kya bol rahi hain aap
00:55:53itna extreme pe ladte hain, marte hain
00:55:55phir ek ho jaate hain
00:55:57koi ana, koi wo sab kuch nahi rehti
00:55:59main ne ka, haan, accha, accha
00:56:01aap samjhi main, aap kya keh rahi hain
00:56:03toh main isliye unka naam quote nahi kar rahi hun
00:56:05yeh baat hakikat hai
00:56:07lekin
00:56:09miya bibi bilkul paani ki tarah
00:56:11phir ek mil jaate hain
00:56:13lekin agar aapke jo meke wale hain na
00:56:15agar aap unko yeh batayenge
00:56:17ki isne aisa kiya, mir sath waisa kiya
00:56:19waisa kiya, aap ladenge, madenge
00:56:21phir ek ho jaayenge, wo nahi respect
00:56:23karenge, nahi aapki saas ki karenge
00:56:25nahi aapki miya ki karenge
00:56:27aur phir aapko bura lagega, ki yeh jab saath
00:56:29mil rahe hain, toh kiche kiche se kyu hain
00:56:31aur phir se crawl wale note karte hain
00:56:33ki jo bibi hai
00:56:35wo apne miya ki apne ghar pe
00:56:37izzat banate hain, aur miya
00:56:39apne ghar me apne bibi ki izzat banate hain
00:56:41miya ko bhi yeh chahiye
00:56:43admi na itna expressive nahi hota
00:56:45wo das me se
00:56:47chaar miya aise honge
00:56:49jo apni bibi ki baat
00:56:51jaake behen ya maa se karenge
00:56:53yeh fitratan main aapko batario
00:56:55wo bahut hi paagal miya honge
00:56:57jo behen aur, hote hain
00:56:59main nahi kari, lekin 99%
00:57:01aurte hoti
00:57:03aurte zarur jaake mehke mein karte ho
00:57:05haan, haan
00:57:07miya itna expressive, admi, mard
00:57:09itna expressive nahi hain
00:57:11aur wo waisi bhool jata hai
00:57:13yeh bhi bhi ki baat nahi karta
00:57:15yeh 6-10 me se chaar mard karenge
00:57:17ammi dekhe yaar, badi gandi hai
00:57:19meri bibi, isko samjhaye
00:57:21nahi nahi, aap meri baat nahi samjhaye
00:57:23main yeh nahi keh rahi hoon, main yeh keh rahi hoon
00:57:25ke miya ka kaam hota hai, agar
00:57:27matlab jaise ke ghar me devar bhi hain
00:57:29nande bhi hain, koi bhi hain
00:57:31wo uski bibi ke liye, agar kuch kehna chahe
00:57:33to uswaqat unko bhi samjhaye
00:57:35nahi sune
00:57:37unki apni izzat banaye
00:57:39ki nahi, meri bibi ka yeh
00:57:41yeh hi keh sakte, mera yeh kehne ka matlab
00:57:43mera wo kehne ka matlab nahi hai
00:57:45yeh unki himmat hi tab hoti hai, maa apne baat bataun
00:57:47doosre log, susraal ke doosre
00:57:49rishtedar, jab wo bibi ke liye
00:57:51miya se koi baat kehte, wo tabhi
00:57:53himmat hoti hai, jab miya
00:57:55milke bibi ka mazaag sab ke saath ho raha ho
00:57:57to unko chhoot milti hai
00:57:59warna, agar wo apni bibi ki
00:58:01respect karta, koi baat
00:58:03room ki share nahi karta
00:58:05agar wo baith ke khud buraiyan
00:58:07karega na, to doosron ki bhi himmat ho
00:58:09miya ka kaam hai ki
00:58:11izzat banaye
00:58:13so yeh vice versa hai
00:58:15main aapki baat se ki
00:58:17behen sabse badi doost hai, lekin
00:58:19us waqt usko doost na rakhe
00:58:21nahi nahi, main to baat hi
00:58:23aapko maha se shuru kari, jaha usne mujhe
00:58:25apna doost banaya
00:58:27jaha mujhe zurat thi, as a friend
00:58:29ke main waha kisi se baat nahi
00:58:31kart sakte thi, aur yeh aap waqt ke saath se
00:58:33cheeze seekhte, ki apni life
00:58:35mein kahan kahan, apne kya kya experience kya
00:58:37meri bhi best friends, meri behne
00:58:39mujhe kisi aur ke paas jaane ki
00:58:41zaroorat hi nahi hai
00:58:43sabse bada koi hai, to wo mera ustaad hai
00:58:45ustaad aapki zindagi
00:58:47ke aisa hota hai, wo
00:58:49Nabila, Nabila ne meri zindagi badal ke
00:58:51rak di, unhone mujhe
00:58:53utna, betna, chalna, phirna,
00:58:55betna, unhone even yeh tak bataya
00:58:57ki kaise, kisse, kitni
00:58:59baat kar di hai, aapne
00:59:01kitna exposure dena, mere to ustaad
00:59:03JJ hai, kitna exposure
00:59:05nahi dena, isi tarah
00:59:07Nauman bhai hai meri zindagi mein
00:59:09rohani ustaad hai wo mere
00:59:11Allah se meri dosti, mera
00:59:13connection, mera jodna
00:59:15main soch hi nahi sakti thi
00:59:17ki accha main, is tarah bhi, matlab
00:59:19yeh bhi meri soch ka rukh hota hai
00:59:21lekin rukh badal gaya
00:59:23Allah tala chun leta hai, kisi na
00:59:25kisi ko bhej ke, aur aapko pata hi nahi chalta
00:59:27main to yaqeen manan, aap log jab aate
00:59:29hain show pe, main to apne
00:59:31guest se itna kuch seekha hai zindagi mein
00:59:33main to shukar guzaar hoon, jitne bhi
00:59:35mer paas guest aayen, kabhi
00:59:37koi aam insaan bhi aata hai, public
00:59:39se hi, main unse bhi
00:59:41itna, agar koi zindagi mein
00:59:43hota hai na, mere 15 saal itar guzar gaye
00:59:45to mere 15 saal mein, jo kuch
00:59:47mene seekha, wo yahan sofa pe
00:59:49bethe logon se seekha, jo shayad
00:59:51main bahar jaati
00:59:53ya kahin aur tajurba, kisi naukri se
00:59:55leti, wo nahi, jis tarah
00:59:57bachche paalna, ammi ne to
00:59:59sikha hai, jaldi umar mein
01:00:01program mila, paalna
01:00:03bachcho ki parvarish ka program
01:00:05bachche paalna, udhar se seekh liye
01:00:07cooking show ka program mila, khana pakhana
01:00:09kakni aata tha, saari zindagi
01:00:11jo hai, wo male chef
01:00:13humare paas hote the, kitchen mein jaane ki jaazat
01:00:15nahi thi, ammi bhi job karti thi
01:00:17behtar zindagi ke liye, ammi abbu dono ne mainat ki
01:00:19to, khana pakhana
01:00:21chef mehboob se seekha
01:00:23un program se seekh liya
01:00:25so, kabhi kabhar aap, jis naukri
01:00:27mein reh rahe hote hain, jis jagah aap
01:00:29kaam kar rahe hote hain, aap
01:00:31waha se itna kuch seekhte hain
01:00:33jab idhar baith ke baat kar rahe hote hain
01:00:35to, usse wale jo log dekhne wale hote hain
01:00:37wo aapse kitna kuch seekhte hain
01:00:39jab aap public place pe jaate hain
01:00:41to, wo aapko batate hain
01:00:43wo program humne dekha tha
01:00:45usme aapne ye baat kei thi
01:00:47usse humne ye seekhte hain
01:00:49is umar mein meri seekhne ki
01:00:51bhook aur bad gayi
01:00:53wo aisi pyaas hai
01:00:55ke, achha ye bhi seekh lo yaar, ye bhi kar lo
01:00:57bahut saari cheezon mein aap technical
01:00:59nahi hote hain na, mujhe wo bhi seekhna hai
01:01:01Allah kis tarah technical ho jao
01:01:03achha computer mein ghuske kya seekh lo
01:01:05to, ye ek bhook hai, kyun ke aap
01:01:07logon ne zimmedaari kar di
01:01:09ke yaar, aap is sofa pe baithi hain to yaar
01:01:11aapki responsibility hai
01:01:13to, wo waqt ke saath saath
01:01:15ye badi baat hai, ke aap apne aapko responsible
01:01:17samjh rahi hain, aap own kar rahi hain
01:01:19is responsibility ko, ye bhi badi baat hai
01:01:21so, aap Ghazala appa ki card?
01:01:23ji
01:01:25sachayi
01:01:27ye bahut mushkil hai
01:01:29lekin, sach bolna
01:01:31ek defa mushkil hota hai
01:01:33agar 100
01:01:35jhooton se baithin hai
01:01:37main specially ye nahi keh ji, sachayi
01:01:39aap poori duniya se har bhagat sach bolte hain, aisi baat nahi hoti hain
01:01:41hum to ye bhi keh rahi ho, bas aa rahein
01:01:43aa rahein, pohnch rahein, ye bhi jhoor hai
01:01:45aur bontein, hum kahin aur hain
01:01:47aap abhi bridge se
01:01:49nijhe nahi uth rahein, to aayein, ye paanch
01:01:51bhi raha se, main bas pohnch rahein
01:01:53wohi ghata ho gaya, to jhoor
01:01:55to ye bhi hai, sachayi to isko nahi
01:01:57lekin, ye
01:01:59meri sachayi hai, ke main
01:02:01apne bachon se kabhi zindagi
01:02:03mein jhoot nahi bola
01:02:05bachon se nahi bola
01:02:07jho baat hai, achi hai
01:02:09buri hai, sab hai
01:02:11chota sa bacha hota hai na, abhi Sana meri
01:02:13beti hai na, kabhi zindagi mein
01:02:15jhoot bolke nahi jaate hain, bacha ro raha hai to ro le
01:02:17usko baila lenge, kuch kar lenge
01:02:19lekin usko bolenge ki beta, ye nahi keh
01:02:21doktor ke baas jaane hain, udhar jaane
01:02:23nahi, beta idhar jaane hain, lekin aap
01:02:25nahi jaas sakte, abhi
01:02:27Sana ko chota sa beta hai, abhi
01:02:29teen saal ka bhi nahi hai, dhai saal
01:02:31ka hai, to usse ko na
01:02:33mama bye, aap phir
01:02:35jaa liye hain, aa jaayenge
01:02:37to aap bachon ke saath na
01:02:39sach bolna shuru karein
01:02:41mera chota beta tha
01:02:43kya naam dete hain
01:02:45usko jab jaane lege
01:02:47to mujhe kehne lege, usko brand ke
01:02:49shop tha, ke mujhe Nike ke shoes chahiye
01:02:51to maine kha, accha main tumhare aaj jaaungi
01:02:53to leke dungi tumhe, jab main
01:02:55wapas aayi to wo khada hua hua tha
01:02:57ke mama chalne shoes
01:02:59to ab mujhe ye hua ke main usko kaungi
01:03:01ke shop band ho gayi, der ho gaya
01:03:03kuch ho gaye, to usko kehga, ke shayad meri maa
01:03:05mujhe leke nahi jaana chahati, main usko
01:03:07leker gayi, main jaa ke us shop pe
01:03:09ka, main ne ke ye dekho tala laga hua hai
01:03:11mujhe der ho gayi, main kaam pe thi
01:03:13to zyaira jab main kaam pe hun
01:03:15kaam karungi, to phiri aapko
01:03:17leke de sakungi na, to kaam zaroori tha
01:03:19to main nahi le, to main apne sab
01:03:21bachon ke, main party pe gayi, khaane pe
01:03:23gayi, daawad pe gayi, main sach bolke
01:03:25gayi, mere bache ye nahi keh sakte
01:03:27ke hamari ammi ne zindagi mein humse
01:03:29jhoot bolte hai, aur ye aap itni
01:03:31pyaari baat kari hain, kyunki ye meri
01:03:33observation hai, hum bachon ko behlane ke liye keh
01:03:35dete hai, accha hum tumhe dila denge
01:03:37aur phir hum usko, nahi
01:03:39uski personality ban rahi hai, ban rahi
01:03:41aur usse seekhega
01:03:43ke main bhi aise karun, badao ke
01:03:45wo ye cheez pick karega
01:03:47ki yaar keh do
01:03:49haan usfak jaan chhudane ke liye keh diya, magar uspe
01:03:51amal nahi karna pe, to hum
01:03:53bahat karte hain, ki parents jhoor bol rahe hain
01:03:55bacha poran sense bhi karne tahe, haan
01:03:57accha tumhe dila dungi abhi, accha chalo
01:03:59tumhe mil jayega, aur nahi
01:04:01wo aap usfak
01:04:03soch nahi rahe, kya usse
01:04:05ki ruin kar rahe hain, nahi guzar nahi rahi
01:04:07nahi wo kya damage ho raha hai
01:04:09nahi damage ho raha hai na, bacha damage ho raha hai
01:04:11accha isko raha hai do tareekas
01:04:13hum maine Meerab ko sabjhana shroo
01:04:15kar diya, ki Meerab ko pata
01:04:17hai, ki Meerab aapka apne best friend se
01:04:19bol de, ki best friend
01:04:21aapke Allami hai, aap unse kehenge
01:04:23mujhe ye wali cheez chahiye, Allami
01:04:25aapko de denge, baba
01:04:27de denge, mamma de denge, kahin se bhi
01:04:29wo basayil paida ho jayenge
01:04:31to wo hum karte hain, lekin
01:04:33again, ye baat itni
01:04:35hundred percent sach hai, apne bachon
01:04:37se jhoot na bole, please
01:04:39ye jo rishte hain na, bahot
01:04:41kari bhi husband ke
01:04:43apne, break ke baad
01:04:45break ke baad, aage bakte hain
01:04:47tum amisha break ke baad rahe jaa, na
01:04:49break ke baad, good morning
01:05:01welcome
01:05:03welcome back, good morning Pakistan
01:05:05aaj hum sab ek
01:05:07doosra se kuch na kuch seekh rahe hain, to aap bhi
01:05:09please forum ka issa ban jaye
01:05:11main Fahima ki taraf chal rahi hu, Fahima ka kya card
01:05:13dikhaye, kisne, kis se kya seekha
01:05:15khaana
01:05:17bachana
01:05:19khaana bachana matlab?
01:05:21kya matlab? khaana bachana
01:05:23khaana bachana, ammi main khaana
01:05:25bachati thi na ammisha
01:05:27matlab bacha plate mein chod deti
01:05:29chod deti thi hamesha, to ammi ki ladli biti thi
01:05:31to ammi to mera bachawa khana khaaleti thi
01:05:33Allah, to jab shadiyon ke ghar
01:05:35aayi aur humne khaana waise bachadiya
01:05:37ko aadat bani bhi thi zahir hain
01:05:39aadat bani bhi thi main saas
01:05:41to unko to khussa jaata tha
01:05:43kaano simke na
01:05:45aag rikal jaata tha
01:05:47aapas ki baat hai
01:05:49yeh hi sikhaya, unhone ke
01:05:51khaana nahi bachana
01:05:53khaana nahi bachana chahiye
01:05:55itna bura impression padta hai
01:05:57itna bura impression padta hai
01:05:59meri bhi, matlab mujhe bhi kisi ka bura lagta hai
01:06:01main bol nahi sakti
01:06:03haan
01:06:05zara nazak riski hota hai
01:06:07khaana nahi
01:06:09khaana nahi
01:06:11khaana nahi
01:06:13bhai aap daalo nahi na itna
01:06:15aur daal rahe ho to aada bachadiya
01:06:17restaurant gaye hain aap
01:06:19aap nahi mangao
01:06:21main nahi kha sakti, aapka peht chota hai
01:06:23yaar aap pura mangao gi bhi aur
01:06:25aade se zyada chhod dogi
01:06:27rehn de, nahi khaaya jaata hai
01:06:29baiso ki baat nahi hoti
01:06:31baiso ki baat nahi hoti, etiquette ki baat
01:06:33meri tayammi na
01:06:35amisha, mujhe na
01:06:37biryani banati thi na
01:06:39mujhe na tomato
01:06:41aise na ache nahi lakte hai, muh mein aate na
01:06:43mujhe lakte hai, mera taste kharab ho raha hai
01:06:45to unhone na matlab, jab biryani banayi na
01:06:47to main na, ek side pe masala
01:06:49tomato karte ja rahi thi, ek din
01:06:51unhone mujhe kaha, tum yeh sab khaoge
01:06:53yeh khatam doge
01:06:55yeh tum, main kaun
01:06:57ya Allah, yeh kaunsa mero par azaab aagaya
01:06:59wo to main khati nahi, wo to
01:07:01masala aur tomato aur sab alak karke
01:07:03unhone mujhe wo khilaya, aur uske baad
01:07:05meri aadat ban gayi, ki phir
01:07:07acha ji biryani ko khaana hi iss tarah hai, kuch main
01:07:09tomato utha utha ke alak nahi khaana, wo usko
01:07:11mix karke khaana, accha mere bhi yehi aadat thi
01:07:13shuru mein, mera abhi bhi
01:07:15aadat hai, agar mera pet bhar gaya
01:07:17hai na, main aur
01:07:19ek niwala bhi nahi kha si, bilkul
01:07:21hona hi chahiye, to phir main kabhi kabar
01:07:23shuru mein kya karte thi, Yasir khaalo yaar
01:07:25main Yasir ke muh mein daalti jaati, pehle
01:07:27mein daalti thi, khaalo, khaalo, khaalo
01:07:29phir main yeh kiya, ki yaar
01:07:31main thoda thoda uthaungi, main chaar
01:07:33tafa dish mein aad daalke, utha lungi
01:07:35lekin, wo bahut sharmandi
01:07:37bahut bura lai, toh mein
01:07:39ammi toh ek shaks ka naam leti thi
01:07:41jo bahut hi mussoor hain, tum to
01:07:43unki tarah plate mein khaana chhodti ho
01:07:45hai Allah, ammi
01:07:47yeh kya hai, toh yeh aapki pehchaan
01:07:49ban jaati, ki yehi khaana bachane
01:07:51walon, basi bahut bura
01:07:53aur waise bhi nahi bachana chahiye, buri baat hai
01:07:55yeh dhoti ke liye
01:07:57log taras rahe hain, aur aap bila
01:07:59wajah, sirf ek khoka
01:08:01shadiyon mein kitna waste karte hain
01:08:03usmein mere yaar main
01:08:05mushoor hoon, kuch log cheezon
01:08:07bhi mushoor hain, saada ke ghar
01:08:09pe khaana nahi, aur main toh kisi ke bhi
01:08:11ghar pe dekhoon na, main tohk deti hoon
01:08:13even, kisi mehfil
01:08:15mein, kisi majlis mein, kisi
01:08:17beta utna nikalna jitna khaya jaye
01:08:19sauda fa nikalo, koi mana nahi
01:08:21karega, lekin khaana mein
01:08:23aap sabki plate, meri nazar aap sabki plate
01:08:25opar hi hain, log kahta hain
01:08:27chaachi, aap amari niwale girein, main khai
01:08:29niwale nahi girein, bete, sirf plate
01:08:31zaya nahi karein, jo yeh seekha
01:08:33hum chahate hain, bache bhi seekha hain na, toh hum bhi wohi
01:08:35sikhaate hain, bilkul zaya nahi karein
01:08:37koi wali cheez hain, haan bhai
01:08:39next, Aruba
01:08:41present mein jeena, yaani
01:08:43ke, woh taha na kuch log past
01:08:45mein, hamare saath
01:08:47yeh ho gaya tha, main aisi thi
01:08:49hai na, main hammeshe aapne past
01:08:51main, matlab mujhe na, ke school life
01:08:53khatam hogayi, toh main, college main
01:08:55school life ko miss kar rahi hoon, phir wo khatam hogayi
01:08:57toh usko miss kar rahi hoon
01:08:59jab Islamabad rati thi, toh Karachi miss
01:09:01karti thi, ke yaha nani ki taraf jayenge, jab yaha
01:09:03aageyi toh, ab Islamabad miss karti thi
01:09:05phir aap har waq khush nahi rehte hain, nahi rehte
01:09:07toh phir, meri doston ne mujhe sikhaya
01:09:09ke present mein kis tana jeena
01:09:11ke matlab, chhod do
01:09:13jo guzar gaya, wo guzar gaya, wo past tha
01:09:15ab jo present hai, usme
01:09:17khush raho, usme dekho
01:09:19usme kya acha hai, kya bura hai
01:09:21tum har waqt agar past mein sochti raho gyi
01:09:23toh wo tumhari life mein affect karega
01:09:25tum aagey kabhi nahi badh sako gyi
01:09:27tum wahin stuck raho gyi
01:09:29aur jab aap wahin stuck rahenge, toh aap zindagi main aagey kuch bhi nahi karse
01:09:31dekho, agar aapki
01:09:33is baat se hum ye bhi lein, bahot saari long ke saath
01:09:35past mein kuch bura hota hai, wo gira
01:09:37band ke rakh lete hain, aur apne present
01:09:39ko nahi dekh rahe hote hain, Allah na kare
01:09:41khudana khasta, husband ko kuch hogaya
01:09:43death hogayi, kuch hogayi, divorce hogayi
01:09:45depression hogaya kuch
01:09:49bachchon ke saath jaati ho, ki maa
01:09:51udas, kisi bhi bachche ko
01:09:53udas, depressed maa, nahi hai
01:09:55maini life ko serious picture yehi hai, ke maini bhi apne
01:09:57life, apne aapko yehi bola, maini ka
01:09:59past gaya
01:10:01past gaya, takleep hoyi gaya
01:10:03ab present, ye moment
01:10:05important, ye bahot bada example hai
01:10:07ye important hai
01:10:09ye bahot zaruri hai, agar aap
01:10:11apne, ye bhi
01:10:13bahot bada example hai, hum log
01:10:15apne jo chale gaye
01:10:17unko toh baith ke ro rahe hain
01:10:19jo hain unke liye hum kuch nahi kar rahe hain
01:10:21exactly, unki kadha kar rahe hain
01:10:23zindagi barbaat kar rahe hain, sirf isliye ke
01:10:25wo chale gaye, hala ki wo Allah ka kaam hai
01:10:27humara kaam nahi tha, humne bhi jaan gaya
01:10:29aap ke saath toh do dafah hua, aap ke saath khud ke saath hua, aapki
01:10:31beti ke saath hua, so wo
01:10:33ye toh, aap logon ki zindagiyan toh
01:10:35ek lesson hai humare liye, sab ke liye
01:10:37jo bhi wo dekh rahe hain
01:10:39bahot saari logon ki naukriyan khatam ho jaati
01:10:41zindagi waisi asaishon se
01:10:43nahi rehti, covid ke baad
01:10:45kitne saare gharon mein
01:10:47changes aayen
01:10:49so aapko har waqt ke liye toh tayyaar rehna chahiye
01:10:51aur waqt peechhe
01:10:53murdh ke nahi dekhen
01:10:55wo gaya, jo guja gaya wo guja
01:10:57aur aane wale din ki bhi pikar mat kare
01:10:59khush hoge, hum itna joy kiya
01:11:01patne jo future ke baare me bhi soch soch ke
01:11:03saad de sikhaya tha, ek list
01:11:05banaye daily
01:11:07daily ki nahi, aap hafte me ek dafah bana le
01:11:09good things likhen, bad things likhen
01:11:11aap ye kheer maane, good things
01:11:13likhte likhte, aapka safah bhar jayega
01:11:15aur bad things likhte, aap sochenge
01:11:17yaar kya hua tha bura, bura hua
01:11:19kya tha, wo hardly do ye
01:11:21teen honge, toh phir shukrana
01:11:23uspe adah karna chahiye, jo aapka good things
01:11:25laayen bhai, sadhya
01:11:27sadhya ke dikhaya tha abhi, tumhara dikhaya tha
01:11:29badi nand ne kya sikhaya
01:11:31bhai sadhya
01:11:33badi nand ne
01:11:35kyunki bade ghar mein gayi thi
01:11:37bilkul naya rishta tha
01:11:39kisi ko nahi jaanti thi
01:11:41toh logon ke mizaajon ko samajhna
01:11:43toh unhone jo sabse pyaari baat
01:11:45mujhe kahi thi, aur wo ye thi
01:11:47ke beta ye jo muskuraahat
01:11:49hai na, ye
01:11:51har taale ki chaabi hai
01:11:53koi tumhe kuch keh
01:11:55dega, tum show biz se aayi ho
01:11:57koi tumhe
01:11:59abhi judge karenge log
01:12:01tumhe bade tarike saazmaayenge log
01:12:03tumhari muskuraahat
01:12:05muskuraahat tumhari har masle ka hal bane
01:12:07toh main aaj me unhe
01:12:09ammi kehti ho, meri badi nand
01:12:11tasneem baji me unhe ammi kehti ho
01:12:13ye ek maa hi sikhati hai
01:12:15ammi nahi thi tab mere paas
01:12:17aur jab main us ghar mein gayi ho, toh mere liye
01:12:19sab anjaan thi, itna bada khandaan
01:12:21aur yekeen maine
01:12:23bade bade cheeze suni bhi
01:12:25logon ke expression dekhe bhi
01:12:27aur main sirf muskuraati thi
01:12:29ke, theek hai
01:12:31jo aap keh rahi ho, achha ye kar lengi
01:12:33matlab ye kar lengi
01:12:35matlab ye bale jab jumlaat hai, achha ye
01:12:37in se kya, toh ye
01:12:39matlab inko toh pata hi nahi hoga
01:12:41toh wo main sab kar leti thi, jab kar leti thi
01:12:43toh wo phir sab ke moon khamosh
01:12:45ho jaate the, toh ye cheeze
01:12:47jo hai maine badi nand sab nahi sikhi
01:12:49ki muskuraahat jo hai
01:12:51aur aapki us waqt ki jo khamoshi hai
01:12:53jawab dena zaruri nahi hota
01:12:55har baat ka, jawab har ek
01:12:57ke paas hota hai, agar aap
01:12:59us waqt khamosh hai, toh wo
01:13:01waqt aapka jawab behtreen
01:13:03banke, kabhi kabhar aapki jeet
01:13:05khamoshi mein, lekin sadhi hai
01:13:07aapki khamoshi aur aapki muskuraahat
01:13:09se zyada, aapki wo
01:13:11maa ki wo tarbiyat thi, jisne har cheeze
01:13:13sikhai, aur unhone moon band karwai
01:13:15ki jab aap kar leti thi
01:13:17haste muskuraate, lekin wo
01:13:19kaam jo aapne kar liye aur bohot
01:13:21achche karke dikhaye, toh
01:13:23moon band isliye ho gaye, ki aapne wo
01:13:25cheeze karke dikhaye, ki main ek achche ghar se
01:13:27ho, meri maa ek achche maa thi
01:13:29unhone samjha
01:13:31tha na, dekhi yeh badi
01:13:33baat hoti, ke wo meri nan thi
01:13:35wo bhi jaati, toh mujhe ussi tarah hi
01:13:37deal karti, ek bahu ki aise se
01:13:39sabse choti aayi, ab hum bhi toh dekhi
01:13:41lekin unhone mujhe sirf ek hi
01:13:43chiz sikhai, kyunki wo apne gyaara bhen bhaiyon
01:13:45ka mizaad jaanti hongi, yakin hai
01:13:47toh unhone ka, beta sirf muskuraahat
01:13:49ki mujhe pata tum kaisi ho
01:13:51tum sirf muskuraahat kar
01:13:53jo dil mein aaye karo, jeeo apni zindagi
01:13:55besay hi ho
01:13:57lekin ek baat aur maaon ko
01:13:59dekhni chahiye, specially bhene
01:14:01ya maaon
01:14:03aap na, apne bachiyon ke
01:14:05specially bachiyon aur beton
01:14:07jo bhi bachey hain, unki
01:14:09aap zaroor baat kare sirf
01:14:11lekin itna zyada interfere mat kare
01:14:13nahi, nahi ye toh phir
01:14:15bikun alat kahaani hai
01:14:17phone karke, accha ab yeh karna, accha tumhari nan
01:14:19nahi yeh ka, accha tumhari usne yeh ka
01:14:21yeh chize nahi honi chahiye
01:14:23unki life hai, unko jeene de
01:14:25aise mere husband kahte the hamsha
01:14:27kahte the, bechiyon ko kaan mat do
01:14:29kabhi bhi, bechiyon ko
01:14:31kaan mat do, matlab unki mat
01:14:33suno, phone karke
01:14:35batati na, yeh hua, aaj toh yeh hua
01:14:37kahte the, bechiyon ko kaan mat do, mat suno
01:14:39achi baat hai na, kaafiyan hai na
01:14:41toh guzaarengi na, sacrifices
01:14:43hain, compromises hain, wohi baali baat
01:14:45hai, us ghar se taluk hai
01:14:47mai kaise, usko nahi bataye, koi
01:14:49dost aisi banaye, woh us se
01:14:51relate karte hai, kabhi kabha insaan ko na
01:14:53exhaust hota hai
01:14:55toh usko zaruri hota hai, koi sab cheezein
01:14:57dil mein na rakhe, kabhi kabha
01:14:59aapko chahiye hota hai, koi aisa shaks
01:15:01jo aapki baat sune
01:15:03sune, sirf sunta rahe hain, sirf sune
01:15:05aapko kabhi kabha zindagi mein
01:15:07yeh aata hai yaar, kisi pe
01:15:09phase aata hai, toh aapko
01:15:11chunne wale, jo sunne wale hain
01:15:13unko chunna wala zindagi
01:15:15yeh meri inand hai, sabki zindagi
01:15:17mein hota hai, aapki inand
01:15:19ho gayi, jo dil mein hota hai
01:15:21toh toh gayi, kyunki wo
01:15:23judge nahi kare na aapko
01:15:25bas sun le aapko
01:15:27ji, next card, kis ka hai
01:15:29aapko Ghazala ji ka hai
01:15:31mohabbat
01:15:33kisne sikhayi, aur kaunsi
01:15:35mohabbat ki baat hai
01:15:37mohabbat
01:15:39jo hai na, meri maa ne mujhe sikhaya
01:15:41ke aap, mohabbat
01:15:43duniya ki jo pyaar karna hai na
01:15:45wo duniya ki sabse badi
01:15:47takat hai, aap mohabbat
01:15:49nafrat se nahi jeet sakte hain
01:15:51moqablaon se nahi jeet sakte hain
01:15:53jagat mohabbat baatti hai
01:15:55sab har koi inke
01:15:57Ghazala, Ghazala, Ghazala, hameesha se
01:15:59har generation ki main agar baat ki
01:16:01mohabbat ek aisi cheez hai
01:16:03jo sabko mila ke rakti hai
01:16:05ab jis ek choti si baat hai, misaal
01:16:07hina ki, hina ki abhi shahd hui
01:16:09uski aapne dholki ki thi
01:16:11dholki, mayo, mehndi, ek function
01:16:13wo hi dholki mein, halan ke
01:16:15hina se bati itni nahi hai, meri
01:16:17yeh se hai, lekin yeh
01:16:19hai aur main ne ka, haan, aajao
01:16:21yeh ki, dekhi, agar
01:16:23aap kuch bhi kar sakte hain kisi ke liye
01:16:25meri zindagi ka ek hai ki, main agar
01:16:27kuch bhi kar sakte hu, toh
01:16:29main zaroor karungi, main sirf
01:16:31us waqt, jo mere bas mein
01:16:33nahi hai na, main udhar
01:16:35na karungi, wo bhi na nahi kar sakti
01:16:37mere ghar mein toh, aise toh kitne saare logon
01:16:39ki aapne shahdiyaan karwai hain, unke
01:16:41dholkiyaan ki hain, aap aisi baat hai
01:16:43ek ladki mere ghar mein teen saal
01:16:45jisko main jaanti bhi nahi thi
01:16:47aachanak aadi raat ko aayi thi
01:16:49ab bahut lamba kis
01:16:51hai, kabhi sunaungi tumhe, agar tum
01:16:53log sun lo na, tum log, hamare ghar
01:16:55mein ek kya naam lete hain, main
01:16:57khayawan-e-muslim pe rahti thi, us waqt
01:16:59peechay jugiyan-mugiyan daalte the log na
01:17:01toh jugiyan, jugiyan ki main baarish ho gyi
01:17:03baarish ho gyi, toh mere ghar mein
01:17:05jo servant rahte the, unhone mujhe bataya ki, baaji
01:17:07peechay na, kahl ek bachi hui thi
01:17:09jugi mein, paida hui thi
01:17:11aur baarish hui, yeh toh jugiyan khatam
01:17:13aur woh chaakwaiyon pe baithe hoon
01:17:15tum yakeen karo, main ro na
01:17:17mera poora jisam kaap rahe hain
01:17:19tum aisa karo, sabko idhar liyao
01:17:21ab mere TV lounge mein na, ab
01:17:23mera toh bachche jo jeekhen
01:17:25kehenge, ammi paagal ho gayi
01:17:27aap, matlab chor
01:17:29honge aapko maark, tum yakeen karo
01:17:31yeh hi Shimmi, Shimmi kham
01:17:33meri bhen hai, meri beti hain
01:17:35iske ghar chali gayi, Javed
01:17:37sahab chali gayi, ghar mein ab main akeli
01:17:39aur Shamir mera jo naukar hai, wo
01:17:41matlab, aur doose jo peechhe
01:17:43woh rehti thi, mate rehti thi, uske bachche
01:17:45bachche rehti thi, wo, ab
01:17:47jugiyon wale, saare mere ghar mein
01:17:49TV lounge mein, badbu
01:17:51astaghfurullah, main tumhe bataa
01:17:53nahi sakti, ke main khud yun karke na
01:17:55ab beechme se daroon bhi
01:17:57ke Allah miyan, ab socho ke bachi
01:17:59ussi waqt hui, yeh woh urat usko
01:18:01apne kapde utha ke deri hun, yeh kari hun
01:18:03ab poora, itna bada TV lounge tha
01:18:05uska, saare jugiyon wale
01:18:07pade huen, unko bistan nikal ke diye hain, yeh diye
01:18:09ab wo,
01:18:11matlab ke, mera jo
01:18:13naukar tha mujhe kehne laga, wo
01:18:15beechara ke tha, bachi andar se lock kar le, main
01:18:17bahir baitha hun, bharosa to kisi ka
01:18:19nahi kar sakte, jante nahi hain, jante nahi hain
01:18:21ab bharosa tha, lekin ek
01:18:23dil ki baat hai na, ke, matlab
01:18:25main ek chhat mein reh rahi hun, mere paas
01:18:27ek ghar hai, ek
01:18:29ussi waqt pehda hui yeh bachi, upar se
01:18:31baarish hai, woh bahir, nahi bardaash
01:18:33hota, nahi bardaash hota
01:18:35main ke, jo bhi ho,
01:18:37puri kar le, daka dal le, kuch
01:18:39kar le, lekin mujhe takleef
01:18:41ho rahi hai na, jo, usse main
01:18:43azad ho, matlab yeh cheezein main unke
01:18:45liye nahi kar rahi hain, main apne liye kar rahi hain
01:18:47unke liye to kari nahi sakti na
01:18:49yeh mujhe satisfaction
01:18:51jaldi se isse baat kar loon, kyunki
01:18:53ab, ab to jhute hone wali hai
01:18:55jaldi se isse card dikha do
01:18:57kyunki yeh ek second mein bata degi, haan
01:18:59aapki kutai se cheeze
01:19:01ka khona, yeh to ho cho
01:19:03ho gaya hai, next
01:19:05jaldi se, jaldi se, yeh bata chuki hai
01:19:07time nahi hai
01:19:09tamiz
01:19:11yaar tamiz se khaana bahut zaruri hai, aaj kal ki
01:19:13maaon ko main karungi khuda ke waste
01:19:15bachche kuch bhi kar rahe hote hain
01:19:17nahi, nahi, nahi, aaj ka fashion nahi hai maarne ka
01:19:19aaj ka fashion nahi hai daatne ka
01:19:21kabhi kabhaar bachche bachtamiz ho jaate hain
01:19:23haan, kahi haan, apne ghar mein jo karna
01:19:25karo bhai, dusre ke ghar mein aage
01:19:27tamiz, decoration pieces thod diye
01:19:29ammi meri bahut
01:19:31unke tamiz se baat karne ho
01:19:33tamiz se hi rehna hai, hamesha
01:19:35no matter what
01:19:37isliya main apne bachcho ko bhi tamiz ke baare mein
01:19:39waise main bahut cool mom ho, har cheez
01:19:41main kehti haan, okay, theek hai, sahi hai
01:19:43marna kuch larjiyon ki zabaan bahut tez hoti hai
01:19:45thak karke saas ko jawab deti hai, thak karke
01:19:47badi nan ko jawab deti hai, dusre ke ghar mein
01:19:49aadat padhi hoti hai, haan, zabaan chalana ki
01:19:51maa ke aage, apne beti ko bhi
01:19:53main aur asad ko bhi main yeh simran ki
01:19:55beta, battamiz hi nahi, ismein
01:19:57main yu ho jaate hain, aur ladkon ko bhi
01:20:00ladkon ko specially
01:20:02usne ladki poora ghandan chalana hota hai
01:20:04toh main tamiz mein, ammi ne mujhe sikhai
01:20:06aur wohi cheez main bhi bachcho ko
01:20:08samjhati ho, koi ammi tamiz ke baare mein
01:20:10ammi bahut cool thi,
01:20:12dekhi aapki aulaaz yohi na
01:20:14woh aapka aqs hoti hai
01:20:16jaise meerab hai, woh mere aqs hai
01:20:18yeh hai apni maa ka aqs beti
01:20:20iski aulaad iska aqs beti
01:20:22toh main yeh hi unko samjhati ho, main kehte
01:20:23beta, battamiz hi kisi se bhi nahi
01:20:25woh kehte nahi, jawab dena chahiye, main kehte nahi
01:20:28aur jawab dene ka tariqa bhi hota hai
01:20:30alfaaz hota hai
01:20:32tariqa itna matter karta hai
01:20:34koi bhi alfaaz ka shahada
01:20:36ab jaise mere beta hai, woh Leo hai, toh woh bada blunt hai
01:20:38woh kuch bhi alfaaz istamaal kar leta hai
01:20:40main kehte ho, asad nahi, sahi se alfaaz istamaal karo
01:20:42ek toh mujhe samjh nahi aati hai
01:20:44saare log, jo star wale hote hai, matlab
01:20:46kuch bhi keh dete hai, haan hum Leo hai na
01:20:48haan, haan, haan
01:20:50yeh bada acha baar hai
01:20:52hum toh share hai
01:20:54thank you so much aap logon ka
01:20:56bahot saari cheezein, ek doosre se humne aaj seekhi
01:20:58bahot shukri aapka
01:21:00aur seekhne ka aamal kabhi khatam nahi hota
01:21:02bilkul
01:21:04aapke pyaar bhi kabar mein hai
01:21:0632 bhi bhi nahi rahi mooh mein
01:21:08phir bhi aap kuch toh seekhenge
01:21:10choto se bhi seekh sakte