00:00 I don't want a one in four chance of dying tonight.
00:02 Sorry, those odds don't work for me.
00:04 Okay, so what is your suggestion, then?
00:08 I don't have one.
00:10 I've made mistakes.
00:13 A lot of them.
00:15 Especially recently.
00:18 But I am sure as hell not ready to throw in the towel.
00:21 None of us are.
00:24 That's kind of beside the point, isn't it?
00:27 No, it isn't.
00:29 Because here's the thing.
00:31 I barely know you fucking people.
00:35 I know we're family and all, but what, we see each other three, maybe four times a year?
00:43 Always here at Dad's.
00:45 I mean, we never get together on our own.
00:48 We never even call each other unless it's an obligatory birthday call.
00:51 I am closer with the lady who does my nails than I am with any of you.
00:57 What's your point?
00:59 My point is, if Bob needs a second body, I can tell you all right fucking now, it's not gonna be mine.
01:09 Holy fuck!
01:10 Rachel!
01:11 No, let me see.
01:14 What the fuck?
01:15 Did she hit you?
01:16 He doesn't deserve a cent of Dad's money, he's just gonna fucking snort it all away.
01:19 Oh my God.
01:21 She's not wrong.
01:22 Yeah, she is. I'm fucking clean, Sharon.
01:24 Oh, whatever. It never sticks.
01:26 Listen, guys, one less sibling means more of Dad's money for the rest of us.
01:31 You trying to recruit them to gang up on me?
01:33 No, I know where Jared stands.
01:35 Ashley, you do get the severity of the situation, don't you?
01:40 You do get that one of us is leaving here tonight in a fucking body bag.
01:47 One of our cold, dead bodies is being wheeled out that door and thrown in the back of that mobile morgue at the end of the driveway right alongside Dad.
